Join sisters NinJaSistah and Pandalicious and the rest of the ESH Crew each day as they discuss video games, tech gadgets, anime, manga... pretty much everything within the geek chic lifestyle.
From Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, and PC game reviews, previews, news, and gushings to audience questions and rumor mill seeding galore you'll find it here at ESH!
We tried.While we do our best to keep it on the PG, Pandalicious starts a rant on achievement whoring which turns into an achievement glutton VS achievement whore definition debate that ends up running into a tangent of it's own. When we get back on schedule she talks about her new found love of completing games including the Ubisoft title Assassins' Creed and what we are looking forward to in the next installment of the game. Then Ninjasistah comes back with some bits about industry mergers and acquisitions with the announcement of the Tecmo Koei merger on the heals of the ZeniMax Media id Software.
The terrible trio -- Ninjasistah, Pandalicious and Xenocore join forces this week to talk about movies good and bad in this week's new podcast.
And while they all think the new Ghostbusters game is going to be great, there's also discussions about not-so-good game-to-film transfers, such as Super Mario Bros., and plumb rotten anime-to-film turkey such as Speed Racer.
Want to know how fun this episode is? Get a load of the rejected titles:
-- That's the Sound of the Men Working on the Chain Bang
-- Witless for the Prosecution
-- That Gives a Whole New Meaning to Judicial Discovery
-- People from Teas Whould Argue With Your Definition of "Talking Nahmul"
-- Simply Beating a Dead Horse Is Not the Manufacturing Process to Create Glue
-- Judge Panda Rules "Not Pwnd!"
-- This Trailer Smells Like Astro Boy
-- Sometimes Fire Works -- They Should Have Fired Michael Bay
-- A Better Movie Would Have Been John Goodman and a Monkey
Pandalicious and Ninjasistah talk about some of the lesser known or presented games like Warner Bros. Scribblenauts for the DS and a few titles from Playlogic including Section 8 Who had the best looking man candy by far. From Alpha Protocol to The Lord of the Rings: Arrogorns' Tale we talk through the last bits of our E3 notes... until we finish unpacking that is.
We aren't dead, but our feet [and brains] are dead tired from traipsing around the LA Convention Center last week to cover E3 for you guys. [And if I'm honest, for ourselves as well.] I couldn't tell you how much both Pandalicious and I enjoyed our time in LA. First there was the catching up with the rest of the AllGames fam, followed closely by the meeting and greeting of new gamer-type press groups and the exchange of thoughts and ideas over free drinks. [Crix Lee from GirlGamer, Destructoids' Nick Chester, and Mr. Crecente himself from Kotaku to name drop a few.] The side-story fun stuff aside, we descended on LA for a reason and that reason was to get the low down on the soon to be released and up-and-coming video games.
I won't bore you with a list of what we looked at, and whom we spoke to now as it wouldn't leave us anything to write for the rest of the week. What I will do is tell you that this podcast was one of our more enjoyable ones to record. We recorded it live from the show floor and Crix Lee popped by during our The Beatles: RockBand time and shared some great insights with us. A few people were wow'd by my laptop skin [courtesy of DecalGirl] and interrupted us a bit so you may notice that in here as well, but we had a lot to talk about... Bayonetta, Scribblenaughts, Prototype, and Batman: Arkham Asylum come to mind as I write this.
From the stronger female presence both physically and pixel-y at this years' show to media briefing impressions and being excluded from demos we talk about it all. Grab your beverage of choice and put on your headphones, it's time to enjoy Electric Sista Hood podcast 149: While My Pocketbook Gently Weeps
Right before we head off to LA we cooked up a fresh new podcast episode for you to enjoy while we sleep on planes.
In this episode of the podcast hosts NinJaSistah and Pandalicious talk about what they hope to see, learn, and play at E3 this year as well as deal a bit gossip out for your enjoyment. From the confirmed PSP GO to discussing some of the many ways Harmonix/MTV Games will be storing all the money they are stand to make with The Beatles: RockBand we leave no gaming cranny uncovered.
With Pandalicious on assignment at Anime Boston and Ninjasistah off on some kind of ninja mission Evermore is left to his own devices which only means one thing: CLIP SHOW!
This one doesn't disappoint. The cutting room floor is part of our secret stash. It contains a lot of content that we end up cutting out of shows due to running our mouths too long, getting caught saying things we shouldn't, and tangents that just don't make a freaking bit of sense. Evermore has collected a few of his more favorite sound bytes from the cutting room floor content and put it together in a very entertaining episode. Featuring former show co-host MagicMysticGrl, Xenocore from Ultimate Quest and the sistahs' I urge you to kick back and enjoyEpisode 147: The Sistahs From the Cutting Room Floor.
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Xenocore from Ultimate Quest joins us on the mic to talk a bit about anime series that drop some knowledge or substantial amount of reality on the viewer as well as those that don't. [yeah Overman King Gainer, I'm looking at you!]Pandalicious chimes in with her opinions on the Nintendo DSi title Rhythm Heaven and how it can be productive while addictive at the same time, and then there is NinJaSistah.
Riding a crazy wave of dual Mt. Dew regular and Mt. Dew Throwback Ninja is all over the place in the episode [causing a lot to be cut out, by the way] and yet somehow manages to get on topic chatting about Sony's recent fiscal earnings announcement and how it may affect creativity and individuality throughout the industry.
When you take a gander at some of the titles we didn't use for this episode, you understand why you have to listen to it. We passed on things like:
The Many Degrees of Layitude
I Manga Like a MoFo
Longer, Better, Faster, Harder - Normally, Panda Wouldn't Mind That
We've been working on this episode of our podcast for a while now with mom in mind. There is no better way celebrate your mom than devoting an entire episode of your show to her, mentions of her from previous episodes and randomness.
It's time to enjoy another new ESH podcast episode folks, and this one stays fairly well focused which is a bit out of the norm for us.
Pandalicious and NinJaSistah go on and on and on for a bit about the state and future of handheld gaming thanks to Furian09's submitted question as well as the upcoming PS3 title Katamari Forever, Magna Carta 2 on the XBox 360, this weeks new Rock Band DLC, and the anime series Hetalia.
From Pandalicious' tales of the weird and wacky world of Hetalia to NinJaSistah's Mt. Dew fueled awkwardness throughout the hour, this episode of the podcast is a great way to kick off year 3 of the ElectricSistaHood show. So grab your warm and or frosty beverage of choice and enjoy ESH podcast episode 144: It Might Not Be the Best, But It's the Bessssssst
Oh yeah, make sure you stop by the site and check out the new digs!
If raincoat tasting isn't your cup of joe, you might want to try on this week's episode of the ESH podcast instead. It's up to you really, are you a raincoat licker or podcast enthusiast?
If you aren't, Pandalicious and NinJaSistah are plenty enthusiastic in this episode of the ESH podcast for everyone. The gals answer some of your questions, on both the anime and game tip, talk a bit about Lego Rock Band, the DragonBall movie how easy it is ignore superheroes alter egos, and one of the weirdest anime series I have ever heard of before, "Kyoran Kazoku Nikki." Seriously, it's a weird one only Pandalicious can love.
To give you better picture of this episode, take a peek at some of the titles we didn't use for this episode:
Those Fish Aren't Coy, They're Just Chillin'
The Wolverine Movie Mutated Into Something I Don't Want to See
It Depends On Your Definition of Bad
When You Give a Jellyfish a Name, It's More Than a Jellyfish
and to top it off
If You Can't Put Your Finger On It, You're Not Going to Please Anyone
This episode of the podcast starts with a disclaimer and correction of information by Pandalicious with what's up [and more importantly not up] with her and DPL host DerrickH. Once she gets that off her chest, we get on with the business at hand and first up is the plight of The Pirate Bay copyright infringement lawsuit ruling, which starts off with a Pirates Vs. Ninjas debate. [Ninja's win by the way] We then segue into The Beatles: Rockband gushings, the current surge of western influenced or designed RPG's and even some anime with the multi-WTF-moment-creating series Peach Girl.
We only had a few alternate titles for this episode like, "More Douche Than a Daytime Drama," and "Ace Is the Place for Girls With Low Self Esteem." It was ridiculously fun to record, so grab your morning motivation and enjoy ridiculously ESH Podcast Episode 142: The Truth Burns Like Gin (It Does)
It's Monday once again so that means it's time for a new episode of the ESH podcast, and this episode the gals talk both anime and game as well as recap some previous podcast episode stuff.
We start off answering audience questions, recap some left over comments from the G.I. Joe movie, and then dig into the nuts and bolts that make up the anime series Overman King Gainer
From perception issues with being black, female, and down with the technology stuff to how to best take advantage of when the StayPuft Marshmallow Man finally comes to claim his puffy vengeance. Normally at this time I would hit you with the list of titles we didn't use, but what is most important is getting down to the good stuff.
...Gimme dat podcast! Okay, it's not as catchy as this, but I had to grab your attention to remind you that we have a new episode of the ESH podcast ready for you now.
You can yell at me for the song being stuck in your head later.
In this episode of the podcast, we talk about all kinds of crazy stuff from the rampant ravishing of our treasured entertainment pasts to create feature length film like the upcoming Tekken movie and G.I. Joe movie to the classic game title Bubble Bobble which is currently available as Wiiware. Both NinJaSistah and Pandalicious answer some audience questions, including one from Bootleg Pete as well as promote the Gamer Daily News Spring Cleaning event, and then cap off the hour with the manga turned anime series Rideback
We are up to the usual monkey business in this episode, and if you don't believe me here are some of the titles we came up with but chose not to use for this episode:
Reality In Video Games - Isn't That An Oxymoron?
There Will Always Be Wire Hangers
He's More Buffy Than Buff
The Tekken Movie? That's The April Fool's Joke
It's At The Bottom End of The Wayans Scale
G.I. Joe Doesn't Make You Gay
Pandalicious Talks About Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged - And This Isn't A Rerun
It's Monday once again, so that means we have to hit you with a new episode of the ESH podcast doesn't it? Yep, sure does, and we're glad to do so.
In this weeks episode of the podcast NinJaSistah and Pandalicious cover a wide range of topics starting with Pandalicious' need of a new job, to video game titles Batman: Arkham Asylum,God of War 3, as well as the Final Fantasy and Tenchu franchises and the manga Pride of Bagdad. Oh yeah, we talk a bit more about the lack of mature and "seasoned gamer" titles on the Wii platform as well.
Did I mention the tangents we go on? Nope? I should have. One of the tangents might involve a limerick, I'm not sure, but for a better idea of what we end up talking about in this episode, check the titles we came up with but didn't use for this episode:
Help Wanted? Have We Got a Panda For You
There Once were Some Ladies From ESH...
Did You Say Talking?
Wii Need Some Excitement, Nintendo
The Monkey Boy In Pandalicious Was Suddenly Unleashed
And Certainly Not Batman: The Bold and The Beautiful
When Revers-Puberty Occurs, This Vehicle Will Be Unmanned
It's Like The Lion King With Guns
Her Hot Pants Have a Bow In The Back - For Modesty
So, MilkChan of Ultimate Quest fame was supposed to be on the show, but yet again the sistah's got stood up. We didn't take it personally though, instead we used the extra time to be random and rant and rave about games, gadgets and whatnot. We start with a couple of audience questions about the Wii and titles to look forward to on the XB360 and then we get into the nitty-gritty down and dirty.
NinJaSistah talks about her first impressions ofResident Evil 5 and does a compare/contrast type thing with the Tomb Raider: Underworld title on the XB360 versus the PS3 version. Pandalicious learns the meaning of the acronym FML as well as the existence of the FML Blog, let's people know that she shouldn't be trusted with other people's children, and then goes crazy random for a bit.
It's another one of those podcasts that starts off with an agenda, but it down the weird and random path to goofy glory. Need a mental picture? Well, here are the titles that we came up with to name the episode:
What the "L" Is FML?
People Don't Trust Me With Their Children
Bad Worm!
Guns In Her Shoes? That's Accessorizing
I Want World Peace, But It Would Make For A Lousy Video Game
When Bigger Isn't Better
Capcom, We Have A Problem
There's Nowhere Like Home - That's Not Necessarily a Good Thing
It's yet another day day ending in "y" so why not give you a new episode of the ESH podcast? Yeah, there is no reason not to, so here you go.
Went to a podcast and a fight broke out. I will be nice and call it a strong disagreement between two strong women and turns into Pandalicious needing to know her role...which is bring you guys some interesting perspectives on things like the XBLive game Peggle and micro-transactions while NinJaSistah drops the knowledge on ya about a bunch of stuff. From some Lego games in the works, to BioShock 2 known' and unknown facts, and the new Utah bill that so far away from what we really need when it comes to violent or sexually over-toned themes, that it won't go anywhere.
To give you an idea of what you are in for, here are some of the titles that we didn't use for this podcast:
That's Quite An Empire State Building You Got There
Wo Watches The Watchmen? Not Very Many, Apparently
Indiana Jones and the Cold sore of a Movie
Scrambled Eggs Is Murder
For That Matter, You're Always Getting Thrown Into Jail In Monopoly
There's No Way You Can Get Pregnant From Peggle
I was Listening to the Sistahs, Then Suddenly Cheech & Chong Appeared
Monday brings with it yet another new episode of the ESH podcast, and in this episode we explore the game that got us started on the podcast as well as a few that keep us gaming.
If you haven't been with us from the beginning of our podcast life, then you may not know that the first game we ever talked about in internet audio form was the Squeenix title Kingdom Hearts 2. Shame on you. Ok, we can't stay mad at you, stop pouting. I am both proud and sad to say that it has taken an audience member question 135 episodes later for us to bring it back up again as main topic in the show...so bravo Ariel for getting us going for a bit on this show. We also talk about the upcoming Harmonix/MTV Games release The Beatles: Rock Band and what it could mean for family game-time and Panda brings the suckitude that Enchanted Armsto the forefront.
It's a classic random ESH podcast episode, and the proof is in the pudding... hear are some of the titles that we didn't use for the show
It Took 135 Episodes, But We Finally Talk About Kingdom Hearts Again
In this episode of the podcast the gals weigh in on the XBox Live profile banning issue that has been in the news lately as well share some quick impressions of the upcoming game Eat Lead.
It's not all serious on this episode, but we do end up on the soapbox for a bit. Need a better idea of what the episode is like? Check out a couple of the titles we passed on to name this episode:
I can't state this clearly enough, this podcast episode is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Not only is there the requisite amount of swearing in this podcast episode, but Pandalicious and I spend a good chunk of time in the episode talking about a specific piece of the male anatomy. Yes, this episode focus on "that" thing you are thinking of and how it has recently made prolific appearance in gaming today. From digital pictures sent through the pipes of XBLive and PSN to the Stubbs character in the new Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost & The Damned" DLC, DP has been popping up all over the place and needs to stop. We also chat a bit about the new Street Fighter IV game from Capcom and Panda shares some of her Left 4 Dead versus mode opinions.
If you still aren't sure what we are talking about, here are some of the suggested episode titles we didn't use:
She Surely Misspoke When She Said Bean-gag
We Need To Stamp Out D.P. In Our Time
If I No Ask, You No Flash
If You Gotta Show It To Me, Please Shave First
Was It Flopping Around Like a Dead Fish?
and finally,
I Don't Care If YOu Talk To Me, But You're Going To Listen To Me
Oh boy, oh boy! It was bound to happen ladies and gents, welcome to the first podcast clip show of 2009! If you have never experienced an ESH clip show, this is a fun one to cut your teeth on.
Evermore has been laboriously compiling sound bites from various podcast episodes to piece together one of the most Shazamable podcast episodes that we have put out in a long time. Before I give you a partial download of what you are about to hear I do have to get this one thing off my chest, "Pandalicious is responsible for both Elvis references featured in this episode!" There I said it, and I feel much better.
Here is a list of some of the music you will hear referenced in this podcast:
Cake
Chef (Isaac Hayes)
Crash Test Dummies
Culture Club
Digital Underground
E.U.
Elvis (twice!)
Erykah Badu
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam
Macy Gray
Steam
Supertramp
and for the first time ever on an episode of the ESH podcast
It's not Funday without a new episode of the ESH podcast, and today is most definitely Funday. "The time has come," the NinJa says, to talk of many things...
Of video games and anime, of guest hosts and interviewees...and while your cop of coffee is boiling hot, and your bandwidth is full and free, kaloo kalay come spend the day, listening to the new podcast of the ESH.
This is one of our more fun episodes as we are joined by game creator and co-host of the Dead Pixel Live Show on AllGames.com Derrick H. to talk about his new Xbox Live Community game Revenge of the Ball, and his show DPL while Panda brings a touch of FPS to the playground with her loves and loathes of Left 4 Dead, the anime series Monster, and NinJa rounds out the hour talking about the Ghostbusters game and some thoughts about the changes coming to the Tekken franchise with the pending release of the new title. Oh yeah, Playstation Home makes it into the conversation, as does Las Vegas and weird anime plot mechanism themes.
It's a doozy of an episode, and if you need further proof, check out the titles we didn't use for the episode
Some of Us Have Jobs - We Pay Bills - And We Don't Live With Our Moms
Sometimes You Just Wanna Play Duck Hunt
It's Called "You Will Die" But You Didn't Hear That
Derrick's Hour In Vegas Lasted Three Days
Viva Las ESHMom
If You Like Being Vomited On, This Is The Game For You
When Doctors Become Assassins
The Dog Got Randy - And That's Not Even the Fantasy Episode
It's Like An Ultra Lounge Without the "Ultra" Part
Hear ye! Hear ye! Another Funday is upon us, and due to some unexpected events this week's podcast episode is an oldy but goody.
In this podcast episode we learn that caffeine and sugar do not sit too awful well with the sistahs.
This is especially true if you add prescription drugs to the mix. Poor Pandalicious has a sprained foot during the recording of this episode, but neither the pain nor giddiness of the obvious drug overdose keeps the sistah's from chatting about Spore:Creatures on the DS Lite, RockBand 2 co-operative play on da interwebs, and how the lack of XBox Live can drive lonely ninjas nutzoid.
If you want to get the gist of what the episode is about, check out the titles we didn't use for this one:
Bomb Ash Is Not Bomb Ass
There's Always a "Why?" At the End of Sex
I Am What I Bee
Double-Stuf Oreos -- That's the Team I Bat For
The Legend of the Three-Tiered Easy Bake Cake
The Love Toilet: Our Worst Tangent Ever
EA Makes Me Want to Use Three Condoms
Panda's Wielding the Stick of Righeousness
A Cramp Ruined My White Wedding
Mentos: The Memory Taker
and
I Failed Chemistry, But I Remember Ionic and Covalent Bonds
I have decided from now on to call new podcast day Funday from now on, and this Funday promises to leave no laugh behind.
With a bit of a miscommunication between talent wranglers, Pandalicious and NinJaSistah are left to their own devices and the usual quirkiness ensues. From Oprah, Obama, the T&A of Lara Croft, video game development cycles, the new Street Fighter movies back around to new console game demos there are few things that escape the conversation this week.
To give you an idea of how this episode of the podcast twists and turns, here are the nominated titles for the episode:
Milk-Chan, Inquiring Minds Want To Know
Time To Break Out The Plastic Underpants
How To Improve Your Accuracy When Shooting People In The Face
The "O"pacalypse Is Upon Us
There's More To Lara Croft Than T&A
Introducing the Greatest Videogame of 2014
Here's Something Even Pandalicious Won't Touch
There Are "Methods" To Her Piracy
The Only Chinese In Kristen Kreuk Is Moo Goo Gai Pan
We Reveal The Final Fate of MagicMysticGrl
We Have Nothing to Fear, but F.E.A.R. 2
Are You A Good Douche Or A Bad Douche?
Microsoft Wonders If An Avatar Can Write A Press Release
I'm not kidding when I write that this Monday morning, Pandalicious will totally steal yo muffins man. She was in a gang that did that, she admitted to it in this week's episode of the podcast.
If I am honest, she admitted to that and a few other things as well.
This week, the ladies chat about the progress [or lack there of] Panda is making in Gears of War 2, comic book heros making the leap to the big screen, questions from the land of ESH, how awesome our fans are, then NinJa starts talking. We add in our take on the early retirement option the GS Blog and changes in the industry as a whole. Here is a list of the titles we didn't use for this show:
It's A Good Thing ESHMom Doesn't Listen To This Show
If you Can't Spell Girl, You're Not Going To Attract One
Presenting Aquaman and His Merry Band of Fish
Batman and a Joker To Be Named Later
The Muffin Bandits Need You!!!!!!!!!!!!
NinJa Likes a Good Arcade Stick
Don't Listen to Her - She's Drunk and In Need of Food
An audio podcast just doesn't do justice to a couple of things the Sistahs bring up in their latest podcast. That's why you've got to check out a couple of things in this post.
First, the Sistahs get a gander at the new logos for various Pepsi products, and they don't like what they see. Neither will you:
Doesn't bring a smile to my face, but this next thing does. The voiceover for the You Rock guitar is a little cheesy, but that doesn't take away from the utility of this new peripheral:
As usual, we have to reject more titles than we use. Like these:
If You're Pepsi and You Know It, Show Your Teeth
Episode 6 Is All In Your Head
If You Think This Is Explicit, You Should Try ESH After Dark
Pregnancy and Porn -- Just Another Day In Pandaville
Platypussy -- It's Spore, Not the Next James Bond Film
A Panic Room With a View
Law & Order: Tsukihime (Dunk Dunk)
We Are All On the Internet, and We're Playing With Each Other
I really don't. I like caffeinated beverages. A lot. I can drink several of them in a row, which can lead to a very hyper new episode of the ESH podcast appearing on this site any given Monday... like this one.
In this episode of the podcast, the Sistahs of ESH spend a big chunk of time on viewer questions, Ninja shares her short list of console titles she's looking forward to getting her grubby little mitts on, and Panda closes out the hour with a rundown and first impressions of the manga, "Captive Hearts." It's a laugh riddled, caffeine induced episode of the ESH podcast, I'll share some of the titles we didn't use to give you an idea of what the following hour and change show turned out to be like.
Your Hat Doesn't Hover?
Emma Peel In Sailor Moon? That Defeats the Meaning of the 60's!
Don't Listen to One-Eyed-Critics
If I Whisper It, Maybe Microsoft Won't Know That I'm Making Fun of Steve Ballmer
...did you? It's Monday, so it's time once again for a new episode of the ESH Podcast, and this one is, well, a post-holiday surprise.
I'm not going to tell you much about this one guys. It should be a surprise gift like one of the ones Santa brought you. What I will tell you about it are two things: (1)It's totally not safe for work and (2) Cheese, Man Sausage, Santa, Euthanasia and "Ping Pong Ball Trick" come up in conversation.
And I'm not going to lie, this one, is a weird one.
We started off with the idea of sharing some last minute Chrismahannukwanzicus suggestions, instead Pandalicious talked about watching Spoony from TheSpoonyExperiement play through a Bob-awful FMV Sega Saturn/PC game called Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh and then NinJa chimes in with some thoughts on the anime series Code Geass: R2 while trying to keep Pandalicious focused on the conversation at hand.
Want a better picture of how the episode turned out? Here are the titles we didn't use:
Space Is Not A Tangible Thing To Me
If You Have Questions, Shoot Us At Them
How Much She Wants His Thing In Her Thang
It's Cheap And It's Dirty
Cubicle, Not Cuticle
She's So Dry They Need To Put Mayonnaise On Her
You Have To Kill Your Husband To Get The Demon To Come Out
With Monday beating you over the head with reminders that it's not yet Giftimus-Minimus day(s) [after all, we are in a recession] we have a tiny electronic type gift for your stocking... a new episode of the ESH podcast!
This one is perfect for those poor souls out there that are trying to get stretch their dollars as far as possible. In this episode of the ESH podcast the gals are joined by AllGames Radio Network Fam Xenocore, the awesome. If you don't know Xeno, smack yourself. We'll have you know that Xeno is one of the awesome voice talents from the Ultimate Quest podcast and penmen of the UltimateQuest.net website.
Xeno, Panda and NinJa share their recommendations for gamer gifts that fall under the mantle of "cheap & easy" as we breakdown the best of the PS3, PS3, PSP, and Xbox 360 Greatest Hits and Platinum Hits titles. Titles from $19.99 to $29.99 and a few below and above, we are full of nothing but opinions about what to get the gamers close to you but not that close to you this gift giving season.
Want an idea of how this episode went down? Peep the titles we chose not to use
NinJa Likes Things that Are Good and Cheap
So, Panda Says She's All Plugged Up
It Makes Me Want To Punch Kittens In The Face
Fuzzy Alligators In Pitfall - Not A Fond Memory
No More Hello Kitty Mountain Adventure For You
A Hello Kitty Defibrillator? How Shocking!
My Red Ring of Death Is Keeping Me Warm This Winter
If You Gift Panda This Season, Be Sure To Use A Well-Ventilated Box
Zombies and Guns? Right On!
and finally
My Wii Has Always Been Used For Multiple Pleasure Purposes
But it's only Monday so we are not yet checking it twice. You however, are welcomed to check it out while you listen to this new episode of the ESH podcast.
In this episode, the gals answer questions posed by Ultimate Quest host Xenocore and some friends from the XBLive community before diving into the main topic of what we crave for ChrismaHannuKwanzaTechsmas. [Yeah, say that fast three times after a margarita.] We go over Ninja's list of stuffs and Panda adds a few items of her own, but don't get it twisted... these items are just to get your gluttonous minds working on your own covetous gift lists.
Mmmm, yes, free stuffs!! If you want a clearer picture of what went down in this episode, here are the titles that we didn't use:
Pandalicious kicks things off with observations on the Anime "The Girl Who Lept Through Time." She offers it as an example of how well Eastern literature is treated in animated form, compared to the treatment of Western literature in animation.
Ninjasistah follows up with a discussion on the Duck Dodgers animation series and how it relates to other Warner and Disney animation of the same era. Along the way Pandalicious delivers a scare about her impending pregnancy.
The titles we turned down for this episode? Here they are:
Sure, it's another clip show, but if you haven't been listening to the podcasts from All Games, this will all be new to you. Pandalicious spent the summer crashing other podcasts, including Super Happy Funtime Show, Ultimate Quest and Dead Pixel Live, leaving podcast hosts in her wake.
And whether she's ultra-serious, as she is on the Ultimate Quest podcast, or her usual profane self, as she is on Dead Pixel Live, we think you'll be highly entertained by it all.
If you don't know by now, Monday morning always brings a case of the "Monday's," a disease that affects more than 3 in every 4 people, and the only cure that we've found is to take a dose of a new ESH Podcast episode.
I'm serious. Our podcast has healing abilities. If you are sad or un-happy just listening to the ESH podcast can help clear away some of that sadness. In this episode of the podcast the sistah's chat about the online MMO World of Warcraft: Return of the Lich King, MMO community pros and cons,the difference between existing in a game and playing it, the 3rd person action shooter Gears of War 2 and chat about the new touch screen phones... innovation or just trying to bite into the iPhone style?
If you need an idea of what this episode turned out like, just check out this list of titles that we didn't use:
Hat Trick? Sounds More Like A Snot Trick
Mind Of Matter - I Can Make You Sneeze
Celebrating Tom Cruise's Favorite Holiday
Layaway Is Just LIke Canine Urine
5 Million WoW Fans Can't All Be Wrong
I Love Watching My Blue Bar Move
WoW Could Cause You to Make a Pool of Yourself
That's Not a WoW Tattoo - It's Mom Upside Down
Don't Expect That Worm to Have an Exit Ramp
Beware the Death Cam In Gears of War 2
and finally
Panda Can Only Take So Much Blood and Gore Before Dinner
May the Monday morning new podcast episode of victory be with you... and also with you, but not that guy behind you. He's kinda creeping me out.
In this episode the sistahs talk about the driving forces behind anime franchises with a focus on the Gundam series, specifically Mobile Suit Gundam 00. We also talk a bit about the eastern animation style influence moving west and the New Xbox Experince interface. [NXE in the heezy fo sheezy]
Want an idea of how this episode turned out? Check out the titles we didn't use:
It's a Nerds, Nerds, Nerds, Nerds World
We Don't Know How Green the Gundams Are, But Their Suits Are Shiny
Pick One: The Thermos or the Hello Kitty Vibrator
No One Makes Pases at Ninjas With Glasses
The New Xbox Avatars Look Like They Come From Stepford
Diversity Mech Misers: Now With More Germans!
How Green Was Your Mecha?
and finally
Celestial Beings, Not To Be Confused With Celestial Teas
Monday morning creeps around again, so the sistah's got to gabbing again to create a new episode of the ESH podcast for you. And this one is another single topic-er.
We couldn't think of a better way to herald the return of NinJaSistah to the East Coast the girls get together to chit-chat about Fable 2. Actually, first they talk about Fable, then Fable 2, open environment games, and action RPG's, and a bunch of stuffs surrounding the Lionhead Studios titles.
I'll warn you now, there are a bunch of spoilers to go around in this episode if you haven't finished either title, so you may want to download this episode and wait until you finish your game before you listen to this one. Don't say I didn't warn you. Seriously, look at the titles that we didn't use for the episode:
You Can Kick Chickens and It Doesn't Affect Your Purity
He Shoots Your Sister, Then He Shoots Your Dog...Bastard
Fable 2 Teaches the Horror of Eating Meat
I Want My Dog Back, I Really Don't Care About My Sister
Monday brings along with it a new episode of the ESH podcast, and since NinJa had an at bat on an episode all her own, we had to give Panda equal time on this network.
Ok, so we aren't a network yet, but we are growing in that general direction so stop raining on our parade already. Pandlicious spends a little time in this episode sharing her top 5 picks for best songs featured in Rock Band 2 by MTV Games/EA/Harmonix. By now you should have a firm grasp on how much the sistah's love the Rock Band but if you don't, just make a run through of our past posts and podcast for the last two months. You will lose count of the amount of times we talk about this game, so one more won't hurt.
While I won't give away the list [what will make you listen to the episode if I type it all up here, eh?] I will tell you that it features some great all around songs folks... including stuff by Jonathan Coulton.
Ninjasistah expresses her delight about the anime series Solty Rei. Any anime that introduces a female heroine by letting her fall from the sky naked can't be all bad.
Pandalicious expresses unconditional love toward the narrator of the Nostalgia Critic video cast and his expert choices of favorite cartoon themes of the 1980s and '90s. Ninjasistah might have a few quibbles, but they both thoroughly enjoy his selections.
Here are the titles that were rejected for this week's episode:
The Sistahs Profess Their Love for Each Other While Calling Each Other a Punk
Things Look Dark -- Must Be Night
Suddenly a Naked Chick Fell Out of the Sky
Don't Ask Panda About Her Buffer Underrun
Walt Disney Owned My Childhood
Spoiler Alert: We Give Away the Ending to Old Yeller
It's not a full crew episode, nor is it a top 5, this episode is all NinJaSistah, and it's all rant.
I've pulled together all my thoughts about the last few video game trade show events that I've gone to and created nearly an hour of the good, the bad, the ugly, and hopefully the fixes that are needed to truly make tradeshows accessible, fun, and educational for all.
To give you an idea of the paths this episode goes down, here are some of the titles I didn't pick for it:
The E3 Gods Must Be Crazy
CES: Where The Elite Meet To Deceit
Fair and Balanced: It's Not Just A Slogan... It's A Phrase
If you're a long-time listener of the ESH podcasts, you'll find this one has a completely different feel. That's because this episode was recorded absolutely live at the E For All show this past weekend.
Ninjasistah appeared live at the show, along with guests Loserly from Dead Pixel Live and April Carlson and Mandie Bettencourt from Girls Got Game, who discuss the true integration of girls and gaming sites.
Pandalicious represents, as usual, by talking about her fear of upcoming live-action movies made of her favorite anime stories. And MagicMysticGrl shows up after a long absence to talk about everything .hack.
Here are the headlines that were rejected for this one:
Working Part-Time, 43 Hours a Week
In Anime, Girls Will Be Girls, and So Will Boys
When Microphone Positioning Becomes Erotic
Panda Has a Filter, She Just Has to Remember to Put It On
High School Musical? These Guys Are Old Enough to Take the GED
This week, I promise not to bring up Pandalicious' little escapade in recorded audio incident on the new episode of the podcast.
Ooops, I already did. My bad Panda, my bad.
On the podcast this week, NinJaSistah and Pandalicious attempt to go all anime on your ass. From Panda's Code E/Mission E two'fer to NinJa sharing some of her first impressions of Mushi-Shi and Michico E Hatchin and Personal 4.
The girls talk a bit about a bunch of things in this episode. No love toilet talk, but they do go on a few tangents. Check out some of the titles that came up, but weren't chosen as the winner:
Anime or May Not
I Failed the Flying Test in High School
Pandalicious Portrays Herself in "A Night in Panda"
Finally -- Some Anime Characters That Aren't the Other White Meat
The Kids Have Been Around the Block a Few Times Now
It's a Fresh of Breath Air
You Could Make a Live Action Version of Mononoke... BUT DON'T
Leave the Actors Where They Are, Just Move the Scenery
I Never Made It Past the Part where They Brought In the Munchkin Asian Chick
The start of the week brings another new episode of the ESH podcast, and this week we learn that caffeine and sugar do not sit too awful well with the sistahs.
This is especially true if you add prescription drugs to the mix. poor Pandalicious and her messed up foot. But neither the pain nor giddiness of the two keeps them from chatting about Spore:Creatures on the DS Lite, RockBand 2 co-operative play on da interwebs, and how the lack of XBox Live can drive lonely ninjas nutzoid.
If you want to get the gist of what the episode is about, check out the titles we didn't use for this one:
Bomb Ash Is Not Bomb Ass
There's Always a "Why?" At the End of Sex
I Am What I Bee
Double-Stuf Oreos -- That's the Team I Bat For
The Legend of the Three-Tiered Easy Bake Cake
The Love Toilet: Our Worst Tangent Ever
EA Makes Me Want to Use Three Condoms
Panda's Wielding the Stick of Righeousness
A Cramp Ruined My White Wedding
Mentos: The Memory Taker
and
I Failed Chemistry, But I Remember Ionic and Covalent Bonds
It's already "that time" of the week again...time for the ESH crew to drop a new episode of the podcast on you to help kick your week off right!
NinJaSistah and Pandalicious once again hold the hour down talking about games and generally entertaining topics ranging from rhythm games in general to the final on disc track listings of Activision'sGuitar Hero: World Tour, Harmonix's Rockband 2, and Konami'sRock Revolution. Somehow David Bowie makes it into the conversation again as well as incest which is mostly Panda's fault for bringing Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise to the table.
We didn't have a long list of titles to choose from this week, but if you want an idea of how the show stacks up to the others, one title on the list was "no pants, no WoW, no problem." That's all I got for you folks, so grab your morning or evening drink and enjoy podcast episode 113: Rhythm Games Gonna Get Cha!
Even though NinjaSistah is suffering from jet lag, Pandalicious is suffering from a stairway fall and MagicMystic is suffering from a mysterious ailment, this episode of the ESH podcast is surprisingly cogent.
The Ninja starts it out by talking more about her experiences at the Penny Arcade Expo the previous weekend, particularly new gadgets from Razer and a velvety, but ultimately disappointing videogame. In the meantime, Panda has fallen into lust over a sidescroller called Castle Crashers.
Along the way, their discussions inspired these potential episode titles:
Chris Paladino Can't Feel It Vibrate
Gravity -- It's the Law!
The Sistahs Don't Have a Point-and-Shoot Interface
Panda Would Grow Two More Ears for Another Razer Headset
I Love It When Things Dangle Off My Laptop
She Didn't Know 007, But She Could Probably Count That Hight
Don't Ask NinjaSistah About Her Panty Story
Panda Kissed All the Princesses
Listen, PAX Attendees: Hot Water Plus Soap Equals Clean
So, the Penny Arcade Expo is now over and I'm bushed, but it is Monday so I had to hit you guys with a special episode of the ESH podcast created by yours truly.
I got to spend a bunch of time on the show floor all over the place and see some great stuff over the past three days and collected all my thoughts onto this nice little show. From the XBox experience to RockBand 2, I have seen so much crap that it's all running together, but the most important piece of the show was that I was able to see and touch all the things you wish you could have if you were able to be in Seattle yourself.
I talked to MajorNelson and N'Gai for you. They say hi.
In this episode of the podcast the girls talk about the anime series "SpeedGrapher," mis-steps and corrections that SCEA can make with the PS3 to recapture the bulk of the gamer market, things that make Panda want to punch babies in the face, EA games, PAX, PAX preparations, the fact that Pandalicious is not going to PAX but NinJa is, "Watchmen" the movie versus the graphic novel, and more. Don't believe me, check out the titles we didn't use for the show.
Holes First, Person Second
I'm Anything But Cheap
A Hot Bed of Gamer Geek Sausage
Belching With Joy
Did They Put Pudding In Your Bowling Ball Again?
Suck It Up, Build It In (That Sounds So Dirty)
NinJa Rags On Sony Again
If Sony Was Bachelor No.2, It Would Lose Again
Someone Shot My Smilie Face
Geometry Wars Doesn't Suck Asteroids
It Makes Me Want To Punch Babies
If You Think There Was A Lot of Breaststroking At The Olympics, You Should See SpeedGrapher
Monday is here again, and so is a new episode of the ESH podcast. The girl team is complete on this one so expect randomness galore this hour and change.
The episode kicks off with Pandalicious and MagicMystic discussing how they came to love and specialize on the topics they, well, are experts on here at camp ESH. [In case you are new to the game, Panda shows anime some love while Magic takes us down the dark and [every once and a while] psychotic path of manga. While the girls chat about their passions and influences toward them, Ninja tries to keep up by hanging back in the corner.
When the dust settles, NinJaSistah jumps into the conversation to talk about the resurgence of the Science Fiction genre in mainstream entertainment and the pros and cons of it's new found popularity. It's another weird and wacky episode guys, check out the titles we didn't use for this one:
Off-Topic's the Best Place to Be
if I Had Known, I Would Have Worn Pants @ M4M Night
if It's Good For Your Heart, It's Crap
Fluff Is Not a Milk Substitute
My Blank Is Different From Her Blank
Tales From The Kids Table
This Tiara makes Me Completely Unrecognizable
Your Mom Should Never Ask What That Tentacle Is Doing
Panda's Guide to the Four Stages of Sex
The Pickle Distracted MagicMystic
This Isn't A Filler Episode - Everything Is Meaningful
That's Very Smexy
I Want to Punt Small Children
What Magic Is Tasting is The Combination Blue dye No.1 and Yellow Dye No. 5
The Flintstones Is Not Completely Historically Accurate Either
It's another all-videogame podcast, but, as usual, the Sistahs careen dangerously toward the profane and near-profane.
While Ninja proclaims the goodness of the Pure and Braid videogames, Panda admits her love for retro games, particularly those that can be found through XBox Live. It all leads up to a future topic for the podcast: How to Turn Your Wii Into a Micro-brewery.
I think we all have to admit that would be quite effective in selling the Wii to hardcore gamers.
It's the story about a MagicMystic who wasn't listening, a Ninja making profane T-shirts for children and a Panda who just couldn't wait. You might think of it as the latest episode of the ElectricSistaHood podcast, but we prefer to think of it as just another slice of life.
Magic starts it out by talking about the manga "Pet Shop of Horrors" and Ninja and Panda finish it up by giving their love to the new Soul Caliber IV. In between all that, they present another hour of hilarity for all of you.
Just get a load of the titles that were turned down for this episode:
Just Listen To It and Figure It Out
The Heartbreak of Numb Butt
When Naruto Met a Night Elf Chick
If a Tree Falls In the Woods, Does It Get Turned Into a Manga?
My Favorite Word of the Week Was Circle-Jerk
We Don't Really Have DILLIGAF For Kids
The Day WoW Was Not Played
Let's Not Talk About Boob Brutality
The Soul Caliber Unlockable for Windows? Clippy!
So Many Accessories, They Should Call It Sim Caliber
If Robert E. Lee Had Invisible Naked Chick Army, We'd Be Celebrating His Birthday
Soul Caliber Finally Realized I'm Fat
The T-shirt Has Yoda and Siegfried -- Where's Roy?
I Hate Being Pwned, But I Love the Attention
Maids Prefer To Think Of Their Hats As Tiaras
I Pahked My Cah Then Became a Shirt-Rippah
Mamma Mia, Not Another Musical Episode
Token With the Sistahs (Not, It's Not the New Cheech & Chong Movie)
If you ever sit and ponder on the idea of people of a young-ish age drinking, let this new episode of the ESH podcast be the proof you need to "just say nay!"
This week, MagicMystic returns and brings with her balance to the force while Panda and Ninja enjoy some adult juice before, during, and probably after the episode.
This episode starts with Ninja talking about the new XBLive Arcade title Go! Go! Break Steady that she keep calling "Go! Go! Beat Street" reports on some of the feelings around the industry about E3, and the hopefully triumphant return of the fighting genre on the back of Soul Calibur IV. Magic chimes in with her new found XBox-y goodness and general discovery of "the new" as she shares first impressions of her new XBox 360 Elite as well as latent desires for an XBLive account, and then Panda brings up the rear and talks about the anime and manga series, Full Metal Panic. The gals are back to normal and completely off topic as usual.
Here are some of the random things said during the show that could have been used as titles, but weren't:
Wallmart, Baby Come Back!
The Big "E" Is Big
MagicMystic Is Back, And Out Of The Closet
Jobless Wonder To The Rescue-ish
It's Not The Size of Your GamerScore, But How You Use It
Who doesn't like new podcast episode Monday? Productive people that's who. Let us help you start your week off on the unproductive tip with this episode of our podcast.
Sans MagicMystic yet again, the sistah's stick to the gaming topic covering both the new and upcoming starting with Panda's take on the game Project Origin and Ninja sharing some of what she was able to take away from the assorted E3 coverage.
From talking about the survival horror game genre to specific experiences with titles like Manhunt and Silent Hill to the thriller-chiller types including the "I don't think NinJa is ever going to finish it" BioShock game. Ninja talks God of War 3, Animal Crossing: City Folk, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Portal 2, and Oneechanbura.
It's another one of our lively podcast episodes people, here are some of the titles we decided not to use to name it:
Don't. Stop. Waitin' Fer RockBand 2, Yeah
Who? Guess Who?
Don't Sell Your Soul For Tic-Tacs
The New Animal Crossing Lets Me Be Mii
Kratos Makes Ninja's Gamer Boner Hard
Kratos Was A Red-Headed Step Child
Panda's Birthday Is Another 11 1/2 Months Away
Killing Me Softly with Her Sword
We Will. We Will...Flock Ewe
Videogame Word of the Year: Booty
E3 Didn't Want Me? Well, They're Not Invited to My Place Either
We Have Nothing To Fear But the Sequel to Fear Itself
It's hard to explain the title until you listen to the episode, but trust me this new episode of the ESH podcast is quite the piece of work.
In this episode of the podcast, the sistah's run the video game, entertainment and anime gauntlet from the audience choice re-review of the anime series Angel Sanctuary to new games on the E3 horizon. Would it be an ESH podcast if we didn't talk about incest, angst, mentioning Bioshock or complaining about videogames/comic titles being turning into feature length films? I don't think so. To give you a better idea of how the episode turned out, here are the titles we didn't choose:
Sucked Into a Portal of Happiness
God Knows, Even In His Sleep
Again With the Incest
I Love Her, So I Need to Kill Her
The Sex Scenes Are Pretty Cool, Just Pretend They're Not Related
Just Say "No" to Will Smith
Want to Beat Darth Vader? Smack James Earl Jones in the Face
It's Big. It's Black. and It Makes No Noise
My Only Real Complaint Is that It's Short
I Finally Took Out Ghandhi - I'm Not Proud to Say That
I hope you guys and gals from the land of ESH had a happy and safe holiday weekend. I know I did, and I'm pretty sure that Panda did. Today we have another NinJa/Panda podcast episode where NinJa goes a bit in depth on the video game GRID and Panda shares some of her first impressions on the Diablo 3 announcement. It's a nearly all video game fun-packed episode, that you should totally pick up right now.
Don't believe me, here are some of the titles we decided not to use that came from the episode:
Do You Question My Skills? (When don't I?)
You Shouldn't Rape Your Tech They Can't Say "No."
The Story of a Ninja Called Spanky
ESHDog Cannot Be Controlled
Lik eSands In an Hourglass, These Are The Races of Our Lives
Ive Got Anal Leakage, But I'm Not Anxious About It.
When ESHMom Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy
Omnipotent Does Not Equal Omniscient
Never Trust Cheese That Doesn't Melt
In Diablo 4, He Fights That Super Boxer From Russia
If She's Got Multiple Boobies, Who's Looking At Her Face?
If You Think That Anal Leakage Is Bad, Guess What Her Armpits Do
The Ninja has fallen in love with the free Xbox 360 demo of Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution, even though it stands for all the things she normally hates in a videogame. But, as a fan of the Parker Brothers' board game Risk, Ninja is willing to overlook the game's natural shortcomings.
For Pandalicious, a fan of turn-based, role playing games, Lost Odyssey is right up her alley, even though she's barely scratched the surface of the four-disc set. As you might expect, the Sistahs have plenty of fun with the game's protagonist, a 1,000-year-old man named Kaim.
Along the way, the Sistahs talk about online guides and the unexpected malady that has befallen MagicMysticGrl, who doesn't appear in this week's podcast.
And, about the title for the episode? Well, we might have left a word off the end. You'll have to listen to the thing to hear the whole title.
Here are the titles we rejected:
Just Say No to Drano
The Finger of the Internet is Pointing at You
Did You Just Get Hit With a Ridiculous Stick?
RPG Battle: Fun vs. Emo
Qu'est-ce que c'est Ninja Gaiden?
Every Guy Says His Unit is Magic, But Kaim's Really Is
Hot Kaim Action Inside -- Live!
Death is Coming for Panda, and She's Relieved
Dead and Gone to a Place He Can't Go, Kaim Must Be Emo
Monday brings with it yet another episode of the ESH podcast, and in this one the sistahs' steal the limelight and hold it hostage for about an hour.
NinJaSistah takes the mic first this go 'round to speak on a topic near and dear to her heart, Ninja Gaiden II. From new visuals, lamest ninja name ever, to best and worst aspects of initial gameplay NinJa brings the sexy black. I mean back.
Then Pandalicious talks about her newly addicted Wii Fit experience. The yoga that is easy, what the game is and is not, and how it affects her daily life. MagicMystic chimes in a time or too before having to head out early. All in all, it's one of our normal, wacky shows. Here are some of the episode titles we rejected:
It Helps If You're Nimble and Omnicient
From The Look Of The Ninja Gaiden Girls You'd Think Goodyear Was The Sponsor
Lamest Name For A NinJa: Joe
AI Can Be A Sneaky Bastard
No, The Dog Didn't Eat Panda's Homework
And Then She Mentioned Richard Simmons' Weiner
If Your Kid Turns Into A Pretzel, Turn The Wii Fit Off Now!
In this episode of the podcast the girls talk a bit about nearly every entertainment medium. We gots a bit of manga, a bit of anime, some feature film stuff all topped off with video game shizzole.
Pandalicious kicks off the show talking about the anime series Hell Girl based off of the manga of the same name. She and Magic go back and forth a bit exploring what works and what doesn't in the series. MagicMystic then shares her impressions of the new Hulk movie and NinJaSistah closes out the show talking about E3.
To give you an idea of the kind of show we had, here are the titles we rejected:
NinJa Can't Fly, But She Can Jump to Conclusions
No..Un..com..piled Da-ta EVER!!!
It's The Season For Creepy Flowers
The Cat In The Hat Was Not In The Prestige
Panda Makes A Fight Club Reference Nobody Else Understands
Hulk Smash! Movie Not!
Panda's Comic Book Cred Just Plummeted
Levitating Trumps Hovering
Attention Game Makers: Panda's Up For Payola
Exclusive: NinJa's Guide To Carnal Solicitation
The Love-Hate Relationship With E3 Has Turned Back To Hate
LAUNCH The podcast kicked off in 2006 with the first episode being released on May 3rd, and we have been cranking them out ever since. Over 100 total released shows [We have done a bunch of My Top Fives people] ESH has really grown into something unexpected, but ultimately an insane amount of fun to do.
 In this episode of the podcast we talk about how we got to be two years old.
CHANGE I launched the site in April of 06 as SplendidBlunder.com. Originally, the idea was to have a space on the web to create, post, mix, and remix other people’s GarageBand projects. It was going to be a playground for Panda and I, and while we were having all of our conversations about the setup, we kept wasting time talking about Video games and anime.
GROWTH We realized quickly that we wouldn’t be able to do just the site or the podcast alone, and began recruiting our more than geeky friends to join the family. The first recruit was MagicMystic, then came Evermore, MonkeyDoo, Douceswild, GeekWoman, madameRoslin, theAdmiral, colonelPanic, and most recently KingBabyDuck. We started out small, with only 1000 people on average hitting the site, and now, we do quite a bit better. I figure it has to be the crazy that keeps them coming back, because there is definitely nothing out there like us.
We will be making autographed DVD’s featuring all of the podcast episodes over the last two years available on the ESH site shortly.
It took some juggling of schedules, but the time and date for the recording of the 100th Episode of the ElectricSistaHood podcast has been set for Friday, June 6 at 8 p.m. Eastern time. And we want you to be there.
The Sistahs will be recording live on Skypecast, Skype's public broadcasting service. You can participate absolutely free -- all you need is to go to skype.com, get the free Skype software and set it up prior to the podcast.
By the way, if you haven't used Skype in a while, be sure to get the latest version. Everyone will appreciate that you did.
And you won't just be sitting back in your chairs listening, either. We're trying to get all the ESH regulars and fans there to participate.
There are some limitations, of course. Skype allows only five people the ability to speak at a time -- and three of those slots will be filled by NinjaSistah, Pandalicious and MagicMysticGrl -- which leaves only two slots for guests, so please be patient if you're not immediately involved. We'll make sure everyone gets their chance to participate. Of course, you'll need a set of headphones to listen and a microphone if you want to talk.
For those of you who are mystified by the International Date Line, here is the time for other time zones:
7 p.m. Central time (which includes Wisconsin, Oklahoma and Louisiana)
6 p.m. Mountain time (for those folks in places like Wyoming and New Mexico)
5 p.m. Pacific (not Specific) time (that's Vegas, LA and Silicon Valley)
2 p.m. in Hawaii
9 a.m. Saturday in Tokyo
4 a.m. Saturday in Moscow
1 a.m. Saturday in London
We'll give you a link directly to the Skypecast in the countdown area of the home page once it has begun, so you won't have to hunt around for it on the Skype website.
ESH goes to the movies in this week's podcast and you won't believe how much Magic hates the new Indiana Jones film.
The Sistahs use Magic's bad review as a springboard for their dislike of most of the bad movies based on videogames and how much they wish there were more films like Iron Man and fewer like the last X-Man film.
Here are the titles we rejected for this week's show:
Indiana Jones and the Cake Is a Lie
Fluffy Man Boa? Not Today
Chia Pet Naruto -- Believe It!
FYI: Russia Is a Damn Cold Place
George Lucas Can Still FuX Things Up
They Shoot Russians In Roswell, Don't They?
My Frigidaire Is My Savior
Two Words: Necco Wafers
Don't forget that the live recording of the 100th episode is Friday, June 6. Look for details on the website. But in the meantime, give a listen to Episode 99: Indiana Jones and the Blah-Blah-Blah.
Being Monday, we had to hit you with a new episode of the podcast... but this one probably should have been left in the oven a bit longer.
Poor Pandalicious has having some serious internet issues which left Evermore with a hell of a job editing a show together, but they pulled it off pretty damn well if you ask me. In this episode of the podcast, Panda shares her top five video games of 2008 [so far] with you. There are a couple of honorable mentions and a list that I only have a single problem with. Let's see if you can guess which game gives me the heebie geebies.
Gauging by the title of this week's show, there's more going on than just the usual anime, manga and videogames.
In this episode, Pandalicious discusses the anime Paprika, MagicMysticGrl talks about the manga MeruPuri: Marchen Prince and NinjaSistah brings up the latest videogame news.
The rejected titles for the episode? Right here:
ESH Myths Revealed: Ninja Has Three Boobs
Last Week's New Word Was V'jayhole, This Week It's Omnimpotent
The Sistahs discuss both the unpronounceable and the unspeakable in this week's podcast, and it's a guaranteed hoot and a half.
First up is MagicMystic's telling of an anime called Mnemosyne. While you won't lose your head over this tale, you might lose a hand.
Next, Ninjasistah and Pandalicious discuss their love for the gangsters, ho's and bitches in Grand Theft Auto IV. Sure, the game's violent and profane, but also loveable in its own twisted way.
Along the way, Panda even coins a new word: V'jayhole. You'll have to hear it to believe it.
Anyway, you've seen the title of this week's podcast. Here are the ones the Sistahs rejected:
You've just been Panderized!
We'll Chase Magic Down and Poke Her With a Stick
Kitten Snot Might Make You Laugh -- Might Not
Leaving the Land of Noisy Colors
Cat Girl Chasing Towel Girl? Cool!
Finding Rare Stamps Might Sound Boring, But You Won't Lose a Hand Over It
The Best Anime Ever About a Human Shish-Kebab
Don't Chain My, Uh, Heart
Radio's Dying -- Except On Grand Theft Auto
A Very Special ESH: The Girls Discuss Lap Dances
I Wouldn't Be Surprised to See Myself On World's Stupidest Drunk Drivers
In anticipation of Mother's Day next weekend, we've put together a very special episode of ElectricSistaHood (and we swear that, unlike Blossom, nobody's pregnant). You can listen to it right here.
The episode's a conglomeration of excerpts, both from the regular podcast and stuff that came from outtakes and pre-show antics, that feature conversations about and with the mother of Pandalicious and Ninjasistah, as well as an excerpt with MagicMysticGrl's mom.
Here's a impromptu poem for ESHmom:
M is for the Many times we taped her, O means that this joke is getting Old. T is for the Teasing that we gave her, H means that Hell is getting cold. E is for the Euros Panda's needing, R means you aRen't going to get a break.
Put them all together, they spell MOTHER. And your daughter Panda's on the take.
We've interspersed the comments about ESHmom in this podcast with messages from 2007 to the mothers of a fourth grade class at Hoover Elementary School (probably in Council Bluffs, Iowa). The messages are a great counterpoint to the Sistahs' comments. If you want to hear more of these messages, just look for them at archive.org.
The gang will be recording a new episode next week, so look forward to that. In the meantime, please enjoy this behind-the-scenes tribute to ESHmom and all moms everywhere as we present Episode 96: M Is For the Many Times I Taped You.
You say you want a revolution, well, you know... we aren't here to change the world. Monday still equals new podcast episode day, and I don't see that changing anytime too soon.
In this episode of the podcast, the girls cover the popular creative peoples website, "Deviant Art" as well as the anime series "Vampire Knight" and examine the possible effect GTA IV may have on the national release of the "Iron Man" film. We are chock full of something on this episode people, and I think it just may possibly be caffeine. Don't quote me on that one though, just check out the titles we didn't use for this episode and draw your own conclusions:
OC BC Does Not Equal AC/DC
Everyone Is Social On Da InterWebs
He Wasn't Worth Remembering
I Heart Vampiress (And They Heart, Hearts
We Have Angst With A Little More Angst On The Side
A T-Rex Mobster? ow Does He Tie A Windsor Knot?
I'm More Isolated Than Ever ON The InterWebs
Don't Trust Mean People...That's What They WANT You To Do!
and
It's Hay Fever Season, But YOu Shouldn't Sneeze Sparkles
Yeah, we go up and down the spectrum this week, trying our best to remind you that time is running out to try and win that custom GTA IV Xbox 360 Elite and bring you some fun insights on the realms of geek, game, and anime... so sit back and enjoy podcast episode number 95: Batman Doesn't Eat Babies.
In this episode of the podcast NinJasistah kicks off her editorial piece on the good, the hrm, and the wickedly awesome tip for video game franchises with her take on Super Smash Brothers. Pandalicious jumps in the mix to talk about the anime series Soul Eater a weird and dark tale that Panda swears can be liked to the bastard child of Bleach and One Piece. [Yeah, try to get that image out of your head.] But don't think we don't have some randomness for you. We work a little Paranoia Agent, Death Note,and even a couple of references to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Don't trust me? Check out the titles we didn't use:
Panda Likes It Random
That Death Scythe Would Be handy Around Plants & Shrubs
11-Year-Old Girls Shouldn't Spend time Around Ham
The Chicks Got Pregnant And Their Babies Had Horns
Hooray For Incest
Shinigami School For The Who?
Here We Go Again With The Angsty Crap
Papa Wassa Manslut Scythe
and
Mmm! Catwitch
And, we want to take this opportunity to let you know that you could win something KRAZY cool. We have joined forces with the All Games Radio Network fam and will be giving away one of eight GTAIVlimited edition Xbox 360 Elites to one lucky listener. Wanna know how you can win it? Well here's the lowdown. One of the cornerstones of the GTA series is the in-game radio stations, complete with spoof ads and spoof segments. It's time for you to do that.
Submit a sound clip no longer than 120 seconds in the style of a GTA4 Radio Station commercial for ESH. It can be a spoof ad, segment, song, whatever.
It is up to each affiliate if they wish to force the content to pertain directly to their show, be it an ad for the show or something regarding an inside joke from the show, or to allow the submission to just be about gaming in general.
THE PARTICIPANTS
All Games Interactive
Dead Pixel Live
The Bobby Blackwolf Show
Orange Lounge Radio
Superhappyfuntimeshow
ElectricSistaHood
MediSpective
ChatterBox Video Game Radio
Video Game Outsiders
Ultimate Quest
The Video Games Show
Platform Nation
THE RULES
The entry can be in the form of an MP3 emailed to the affiliate show OR as a voicemail left on that show's voicemail line.
Only one entry per affiliate show, however multiple affiliate shows can be entered with unique audio clips. (No sending the same audio to multiple shows.)
Submissions will either be played on the affiliate show or put up on the show's website (or forums.allgames.com) and will be voted on via the community in a poll with the results hidden. Winners of these votes advance to the final round.
If one person wins multiple affiliate contests, a coin flip will determine which show he/she wins, the other show chooses the runner-up as their finalist.
The contest is only open to North American residents, as it is an NTSC console.
No copywritten materials are permitted in the entry - parody is okay, just don't use the original.
All submissions become the property of the affiliate show they are submitted to, as they will be used in promotion of that show.
Cast and crew of the participating affiliate shows are not eligible.
The decisions of the judges (affiliate show hosts at the affiliate level, All Games Radio at the final level) is final.
THE SCHEDULE
Sunday, April 20th: Submission period opens
Sunday, May 4th: Submission deadline at midnight PT, 3am EST
You got that? You could win a FREAKING XBox Elite MAN!!!! All you got to do is create a GTAIV style radio ad for ESH or any of the All Games Radio Affiliates and submit it to us as an MP3 with your contact info to this address.
Today, Pandalicious takes you through the anime series Bus Gamer based on the short series manga of the same name while NinJaSistah [slow on the update, admittedly] talks about her new Portal/OrangeBox experience. Even though MagicMystic was MIA for this recording, the girls were still able to find a way to off on some interesting tangents.
Don't believe me? Here are the rejected episode titles:
Sitting In The Ooze, Waiting To Respawn
The Office Was Empty, But It Wasn't The Weekend
My Companion Cube Was Alone On Valentines Day
Nobody Ate Anybody In Staying Alive Either
Somebody Ought To Put That Morality Chip Into Dick Chaney
That Dude In Portal? He's A Chick
Dat Cube Gotta Go!
Hot Man Candy Has A Gooey Center
Walk Softly and Carry A Big Lead Pipe
Muppets Singin About Killing Me Scares Me
I'm Not Comfortable With A Man Having A Baby
It's An Animated World, And I'm An Animated Girl
The World Wildlife Fund Has Nothing On Them
and
I'd Tell You About The Third Episode, But I've Slept Since Then
Monday rears it's ugly face area again and so the ESH Crew gives you a new episode of the podcast to hide behind.
In this episode of the podcast, the regular trio is back at it to talk about the anime series Paranoia Agent the manga Dazzle and the disconnect with animes optioned from manga with a smattering of Fushigi Yugi and a few other things.
To give you an idea of the places we go, here are the titles we didn't use for this episode:
Dance Moves To Die For
Then Anime Boston Turned Into The Shining
No One Told Me About the NinJa Rape
It's Like The Lion King, Without The Lions
The Old Lady Pulled a Geraldo
It's Not Like We've Ever Shied Away From Spoilers Before
Twisted, Dark and Perverse - That's Entertainment!
They Don't Sell Kool-Aid At Suicide.com
We Haven't Talk About Incest In a Long Time
They Should Have Called Him HeckBoy
Bitch! Listen To Bruce Willis!
Coming Next Week: Whatever NinJa Wanted to Talk About
Yeah, you know you love the new podcast day here at ESH, and so do we!
In this episode of the ESH podcast NinJaSistah and Pandalicious touch on the issue of race in animation and games starting with the catalyst The Boondocks then floating over to the topic of the forth coming PS2 title Persona 4 from Atlus. It's one of them there, what the kids call "thought provoking" episodes that we are known to do from time to time.
If you need a little convincing to download this episode, here are the titles we didn't use:
Fred Flintson Drinks Yabba-Dabba-Dew
Panda's Coined a New Word: Aggerize
The Cosby Kids Don't Live In the Boondocks
It's Not Bad Being The Only Chocolate Chip In The Cookie
and
If You LIke DBZ Eyebrows, You're Gonna Love This!
Yeap, it's a great episode, so curl up with a fresh cuppa joe and Episode 91: Panda's Never Put A Beat-Down On A Ho
When the Panda's away, the Ninja will play. Mostly, she'll play Guitar Hero and Rock Band. While Pandalicious tastes the goodness of Anime Boston, NinjaSistah decided to delve into her collection of downloadable content for Guitar Hero III and Rock Band. And she pulled out her Top 5 faves for this week's podcast.
Exactly which ones did she pull out of there? Well, you're going to have to actually listen to the thing in order to find out. I'm not telling you here. But let me just say that I think you're going to be pleased with her selections.
In the meantime, Panda's been blogging about her Anime Boston experience, and she'll be back next week to reveal all the details. So enjoy this week's special podcast topic from NinjaSistah: My Top 5 Guitar Hero/Rock Band Downloads.
With Anime Boston coming up this weekend, the Sistahs are excited as they can be. And that excitement shows in this week's episode of the podcast.
In addition to a preview of Anime Boston, the Sistahs discuss all facets of gaming. NinjaSistah talks about EA trying to take over Take Two, makers of the Grand Theft Auto series. And Pandalicious goes on and on about dating sim games -- particularly focusing on the question, "why aren't girls the protagonist in these games?"
In any case, it's well worth your hour and seven minutes to listen in. And in case you were wondering, here are some of the titles they rejected for this week's episode:
EA's So Rich, Their Cash Is Brown
ET Listens to This Podcast
EA Shows Take Two Who's the Bully
That Sound Emanating From Ninja's Guitar: Shake, Rattle and Roll
Was That Terriers or Derriers?
Boston Winos Will Be Heading for Rehab This Week
A MILF Would Bring a Whole New Dimension to Paperboy
The Discussion Degenerated to Talk About the Roughness of Sticks
Pandalicious shares some musings about viral video treasure trove YouTube, FUNimation channel getting itself out of the rerun doldrums, and self buttering popcorn. [you'll just have to listen to find out more about that one] Then NinJaSistah jumps in to add the sprinklings of gaming news including some first impressions on Legendary, and MagicMystic rounds out the show with another review of an edgy manga title. This title is hard to describe so I'll just give you the name...Deadman Wonderland.
If you want some help deciding to watch this episode, just check out the rejected title list:
Air Causes Cancer-Didn't You Know?
Popcorn's Coming! And That's Just Sick
Popcorn: Now It Makes It's Own Gravy
Point Me To The Nearest Ghost
Retards Are Special, Too
Crinklebread Must Make Great Toast
Magic's Not A Stuntwoman, But She Plays One In A Videogame
Take magic To Vegas, I'll Knit A Sweater
Kitty Birds Just Don't Look Menacing Enough
101 Things To Do With Your Yang
Blood As A Weapon? The Red Cross Can't Keep Up Now!
An Eye for A What?!
Deadman Wonderland, Great Entertainment For Bulimics
In this episode, Pandalicious and NinJaSistah hold down the show chit chattin' about the anime [based off of a harem video game] They Are My Noble Masters and the influence of eastern culture on western culture and back again through the video medium. We get a little deep on the discussion end, and them come back to being the normal chaotic prattle that we usually give you.
If you need more encouragement, here are the titles we didn't use:
Captain Save-a-hoe Sez: No WoW For You
It's Gigantaramous- Without The Ramos
Turner Movie Classics Is Trying To Kill Me
Welcome to The Real World: ESHLand
They Don't Bleed, But There's Still A Discharge
Helen Mirren's Next Role: the Metropolitan New York Yello Pages
How Do You Watch Samurai Champloo? Lather-Rinse-Repeat
I Could Watch Maids and Butlers For The Remains of the Day
In this episode of the podcast Pandalicious brings up the demise of the NewType magazine and notes the decline in printed review media focusing on anime or manga here in the US. Then MagicMystic chimes in with her thoughts on the very, very sugary anime series Shugo Chara by TV Tokyo. Not to be left out, NinJaSistah chimes in with some gaming news updates and continues on the sugary sweet anime series Sorcerer Hunters.
It's a fun episode, but don't take my word for it. Let these rejected episode titles tell reveal the fun-ness of it all...
Don't Choke On Microsoft's Wad
This Is A Pimpless Podcast
Twelve F-Words Makes It Extra Explicit
NewType Has Contracted Magazine Cancer
MagicMystic Fives The Ultimate Spoiler
Panda Puts Out For Published Writers
Harry Potter Jumped The Shark At Book Four
Sporty Spice Is A Version of Me? Egg-zactly!
Yeah, But Can She Transform Into A Camaro?
Just Another Manic Chara
A Black Egg With An "X" On It? The EAster Bunny's Not Gonna Like That
When The Keymaster Met The Gatekeeper
You Gotta Be Sick To Watch Sorcerer Hunters
These Suspenders Defy All Laws of Physics
This Series Puts The "Con" in Necronomicon
You'll Be Like That's What Panda Was Talking About
Pandalicious and NinJaSistah jaw over the likes, loves, and WTS moments from Capcom's newest release in the DMC franchise. I'll keep this summary short and let the episode speak for itself... well almost. Here are the titles we didn't use:
When Panda's Horny, She Remembers Guy's Names
The Newest Character In Devil May Cry? Porky Pig!
Hey Mr. Talisman, Tally Me Banana
Dante Has A Perfectly Good Reason For Killing That Guy
I Was Playing Devil May Cry When Dante Suddenly Became Ricky Ricardo
Sparda's Last Name Must Be Johnson
Sparda's First Name Must Be Willy
They Gave The Girls Really Big Bazookas This Time
Trish in Blackface? What Is This? A Minstrel Show?
We're a little late on the draw this week, but it's for a good reason. After a few months of being under the weather, both NinjaSistah and Pandalicious need a little extra time off, so we're extending the time between podcasts just a tiny bit. Thus, you're getting the new program on a Wednesday (instead of the previous Monday), and the next one will be out a week from Monday (President's Day). So give this episode a listen.
In this episode, the Sistahs are together once again, as Panda makes the long trip down to ESHington for Ninja's birthday. And all that noise in the background? It's ESH Mom making the bed, of course!
The topics for this week's show: OMG Headsets and Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
We know how much you love reading the rejected titles and listening to the podcast to see how we came up with them. Here they are:
In this episode, the gals get together to talk about, well, a little bit of everything. From Pandalicious sharing some of her thoughts on the anime Paradise Kiss, then on to MagicMystic exposing us to the Persona: Trinity Soul anime, and then NinJaSistah talking about sex in video games, Devil May Cry 4 and the passing of actor Heath Ledger.
It is a rollercoaster ride of an episode this week; lots of highs and lows, lots of tangents. If you don't believe me, just take a look at the titles we rejected:
It's What ESH Mom Wants Everyone To Know
Anime Dude Looks Like A Lady
There's Angst Everywhere
The Writers Laughed In My Face-They Can Stay On Strike
Franz Ferdinand? Didn't He Pay For Columbus' Boat Trip?
Plan B's Not That Shabby
The Jeopardy Answer: You Can Unscrew A Light bulb
It's Never Good To Shoot Yourself In the Head
There's No Racism In Reverse World, Everybody's Pink
That Crack/Mother's Back Thing Just Ain't True
Personas Can Leap Tall Buildings In A Single Bound
In this new episode of the ESH podcast MagicMystic returns to the show [finally] to add a little manwa up in this piece with Banya: The Explosive Delivery Man. Pandalicious pokes her nose into the show and shares her experiences with Scene It: Lights, Camera, Action on the XB360, and NinJaSistah rounds out the hour with the affect Mass Effect has had on her while she's been playing it.
To get an idea of what's going on in this episode, here are the titles we didn't use:
Monday again people, so you know we have to bring you a new episode of the ESH podcast. Like the many, many episodes that have come before it this one is chock full of goody goodness.
In this weeks episode of the podcast Pandalicious shares her take on the TokyoPop manga King of Thorn while NinJaSistah shares some of the HDTV tech that made an impression on her at this years' CES tradeshow. From the 1.5 inch thick Hitachi TV to Sony's pricey OLED and back round to realistic manga characters, we cover a bit of it all this week.
If you need a better idea of what we cover in this episode, here is the list of the rejected episode titles:
Just before NinjaSistah flew out to Las Vegas for the annual Consumer Electronic Show this weekend, she and Pandalicious recorded a new podcast.
Pandalicious talks about a creepy new anime called "Ghost Hound." It doesn't contain ghosts (at least, not Casper-style ghosts) and it doesn't have any hounds, either, but Panda insists it's worth watching.
NinjaSistah discusses several topics, including last week's Xbox Live outage, some free Rock Band tracks (but Playstation players are out of luck), God of War 3 and the HD movie format wars.
And, as usual, there are plenty of rejected titles for this episode:
Three Guys, a Girl and Their Suicidal Thoughts
Anime's Psychic Friends Network
Alien Butt Babies Make You Make an Ass of Yourself
It's that time of the week again, it's new podcast time... and believe me, it's a good one.
In this week's episode Pandalicious talks about the anime series Lucky Star and mowei anime in general while NinJaSistah shares her top disappointing games of 2007 and her highest hopes for 2008. It's a fun filled hour once again in the land of ESH and if you don't believe me, here's the titles we didn't use for this episode:
Two Words: Santa NinJa
Mowei! Mowei! Mowei! How Do You Like It? How Do You Like It?
In this weeks episode, Pandalicious make her return to the show to talk about the hermit syndrome becoming ever more popular in mainstream anime while NinJaSistah puts her focus on Soul Calibur: Legends on the Wii and new Ninja Gaiden II and Devil May Cry 4 trailers.
Oh yeah, the girls share some RockBand tips as well. For a better idea how the show runs over the hour, here are the rejected episode titles:
Anime Hermits Don't Cause Anal Leakage
Gingerbread Parties Rock
Rape is Not the Type of Thing We Should Be Pushing This Season
Looking For Hair Pie in Devil May Cry
Everyone's Losing Their Drawers These Days
and
Dante's Getting Fitted for His Tuxedo
The sistah's are back, and both are on XBlive now! Kick back and enjoy episode #80: Worst Tangent Ever
I'm sure you've noticed by now that we haven't put up a new episode of the podcast. And we won't be putting one up this week, and for good reason.
As you may or may not know, Pandalicious took very ill suddenly and quite unexpectedly. For a while there it was a very precarious situation, but I'm happy to report that she has been released from the hospital into the pampering care of our mother. In recent weeks you may have also noticed MagicMystic missing from the podcast on a regular basis as well. Magic has been dealing with some life issues [you know, accepting the need for a day job, and all that crap] and has been unable to make our recording sessions on a regular basis. Hey, life comes at you fast and sometimes you can't duck that mofo. So with both of the girls down this week, not to do a podcast. I could have recorded a top 5 by myself [I had the topic together and everything] but I felt like, in these circumstances not doing one without the girls would just be wrong.
An ESH podcast so close to the holidays just isn't as fun without the sistahs.
So call me lame, call me old fashioned, hell, you can call me lazy... but one thing I am is missing my girls
We will be back to normal-ish next week on the podcast tip, until then... enjoy the jewels and reviews coming at you this week!
It's Monday people, so it's time once again for a new episode of the ESH podcast. This week the sistah drop on you N00b Sauce, That's On Aisle 42.
In this week's episode the sistah's talk about the anime series Colorful, the Sci-Fi channels take on the Wizard of OZ mini-series Tin Man, and the newly released Geometry Wars: Galaxies from Vivendi Games. Yes, this episode [like all others] is chock full of tangents, rants, raves, asides, and all the other stuff we cram into an hour. If you need more convincing, here are the titles we didn't use to describe this week's episode:
How do I compete With Koktitz
We Need More Estrogen In This Biznatch
ESH To CES: We Knock Things Up!
It's So Wrong, It's Badong
Colorful Steals Your IQ, But At Least It's Short
Don't Tell Mom Panda's Tri-Sexual
It Couldn't Give a Dog a Bone
You're Never Too Tired to Turn Off The Disney Channel
Mila Jovovich's Next Blockbuster: BrainAge: The Movie
Anime takes center stage in this week's ElectricSistaHood podcast as Pandalicious discusses Pumpkin Scissors and NinjaSistah talks about Venus Vs. Virus.
What Pandalicious doesn't mention about Pumpkin Scissors is that you can get some exclusive wallpapers right here on the ESH website. Go take a look for yourself.
In addition, NinjaSistah talks about the Tinman mini-series on SciFi Network, which reimagines L. Frank Baum's "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz." She also discusses the Bladestorm game and the upcoming CES show in Las Vegas. Finally, Pandalicious goes on a little tirade about a certain Kid Nation participant.
Here are the titles that we tossed out:
Don't Drink and Podcast
Partying Pandas Have a Lot In Common With Tara Reid
Blondes Have More Nobility
Randle Doesn't Need a Tank To Fulfill Him
Some Characters In Pumpkin Scissors Do It Doggie-Style
The Sistahs believe in music, so there's been no greater season than this, with the release of Guitar Hero III and Rock Band, as you'll find out by listening to this week's podcast.
In addition to Rock Band, Ninjasistah and Pandalicious discuss the merits of Assassin's Creed and announce the winner of the Halo 3 Ultimate Edition sweepstakes.
In the heat of doing the podcast, the Sistahs can't come up with the names of any fat rockers. Here are the names of at least six of them (see if we've missed any):
1. Leslie West of Mountain ("Mississippi Queen") 2. Meatloaf 3. David Crosby 4. Jack Black 5. Mark Volman of The Turtles ("Happy Together") 6. Jerry Garcia
And here are the titles we turned down for this episode:
It's time to give thanks to the Sistahs for their annual advice on what videogames, anime and manga to give for the coming holiday season as they present their gift guide on this week's podcast.
Not only do they tell you what to give, they also tell you what not to give as well. We don't want to give it all away, but surprisingly enough, the PS3 is not on either list this year.
In this episode of the podcast, NinJaSistah finishes up her thoughts on Guitar Hero 3 with Pandalicious adding a thought or two, followed by her account of the PS3 title Folklore. Then the subject changes to the anime series When They Cry and the tragic sadness that then follows Panda around for the rest of her days. Yes, it's a fun filled hour and some change! So grab your morning cup-a-joe and enjoy Episode 74: Watering Taco Equals Dangerous!
Oh yeah, here are the titles we didn't pick to describe this episode.
The Midgets That Fly In Vegas, Stay In Vegas
Folklore? More Like FolkBORE!
Even Prescription Drugs Wouldn't Help These Guys
Don't Insert Folklore In Mouth, Or Anus
When Cicadas Cry Is NOT a Prince Song
Why Is Every Guy In Anime Named Keichi
If Bloody Intestines Aren't Creepy Enough, Just Wait!
There are Some Animes You Just Don't Watch With Mom
In The Alternate Universe, Everyone's Alive Again
I Can Watch The Version With Tacos
Santa, Panda Has Been A... Girl This Year.
Don't forget about the ESH Legendary Giveway! Some lucky bastid is going to win a copy of Halo3:Legendary Edition. Will YOU be that bastid?
This week the Sistahs cross their axes and do battle in garages, dives and giant amphitheaters as they compare notes (real and musical) in this week's podcast about Guitar Hero III.
Find out which songs are easy, which ones are hard and which ones took Ninjasistah and Pandalicious completely by surprise. They also offer valuable tips on just what to do (if you see it, just buy it) and what not to do (start on Medium level) when you start playing the game.
In this episode, we concentrate on the subjects the Sistahs love talking about most: videogame addiction, the controversy about violence in games, what it's like to be a girl gamer and the platform wars. And, of course, the sistahs talk about Boonga-Boonga.
Provocative as usual, the Sistahs bring you a new podcast episode for the week bearing the title "Celibate Is Not Celebratory."
Pandalicious kicks it off by crossing the words "tantalize" with "tittilate" to form a new word: "tantilate." What's caused this strange combination? Why, it's the hard-to-get (in America) anime series, "So Long, Mr. Despair." Panda liked it so much, she says it makes nooses funny.
Meanwhile, NinjaSistah is very disappointed in the latest installments in the Dynasty Warriors series. You simply won't believe what they've done to this vaunted series -- and you won't like it on the PS3 or the Xbox 360.
Being Monday and all, we have a new episode of the podcast for you, and this one is a sister-sister episode people.
In this episode of the podcast Pandalicious brings up the anime/manga series Claymore to talk about recurring themes in popular anime series today with NinJaSistah. Then NinJa picks up the M1KT to give you the 411 on game announcements and playable demos available at this year's E For All Expo Oh yeah, then she rants about the damn expo.
It's a passionate conversation at times, with a few of the tangents that you've come to expect from ESH podcasts. Here is the list of rejected podcast titles so you have an idea of what's in this episode:
This Isn't Like That
Seeper Eloot Half-Demon Bitches With Big Swords
Panda Turns On Her Inner Censor In The Nick of Time
Ghost Wad's A Completely Different Game
It's The 15-Hour Plane Ride Keeping NinJaSistah Away From The Tokyo Game Show
In this week's episode, the NinJa flies solo in order to share her top 5 picks for video games that should be turned into feature length films. The criteria for these picks were that they had to be games that had not yet been turned into feature length films, and they had to kick ass. When you listen to the selections she's made, see if you can picture the flicks in your mind.
First off, it's new podcast episode time again here at Electric Sista Hood, and this one is a doosie. We've always tagged our podcast as "explicit" because it would take more time to edit out crap to make it "clean enough for iTunes" than it's worth. This week's really drives this fact into the ground, so I'm taking this extra opportunity to warn you, that this episode is NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN TO LISTEN TO!
In case you haven't caught on yet, this is episode 69 of the ESH podcast, and we figured it would only be proper to do an all hentai episode of the show. Pandalicious gives you the low down on Please Teacher and admits to a few of her own personal fetishes while MagicMystic talks about the dojinshiAlice in Sexland by Mashumaro Jyuubaori. Closing out the hour, NinJaSistah chimes in with the reasons for her preferences in hentai, and desire for at lease some semblance of plot.
It's just the two sistahs Pandalicious and NinJaSistah holding it down for episode 68. Pandalicious tries to help NinJaSistah wrap her mind around the anime series Nerima Daikon Brothers, and I emphasize the word tries. Then on the flipside of the hour, NinJaSistah glosses over some of the news from the Tokyo Game Show and shares her first impressions of the PS3 title Heavenly Sword.
Yeap, it's a fun, and weird hour this week, and if you don't believe me, just check out the rejected titles for this weeks episode:
Don't Take Her Shoes, She Needs the Height
It's Not The Size of Your URL, It's How You Use It
We Were Sharing Bodily Fluids LAST Week
Why Is The Radish Throbbing?
The Words, "Big Throbbing Daikon" Scare Me
The Most Forbidden Love: When Man Meets Panda
What She Did With a Fishcake: On The Next Maury
Sony made Me Go Dutch Then Tried To Rape Me
The PS3 Controller Was A Pain in the SIXAXIS
Hopefully, This Will Be the Last Sexually Oriented Wii Joke
The Inevitability of the Response to "What What?"
To Gank or To Frag? The Question Endures
After reading that list of rejected titles, I'm sure you want to dive into this weeks episode. So, sit back, get your a cup of joe, and enjoy episode 68: Caffeine Plus Pandalicious Equals Bad Idea
Monday has once again sneaked up on us from behind with intentions of molesting your ears with a new episode of the ESH podcast.
I don't want to ruin it for you by going into too great of detail about this show right now, but Pandalicious leads off the hour with hands on review of Mario Party 8 on the Wii, and MagicMystic steps up to the M1KT to share her thoughts on Shin Megami Tensei Persona 3. Then NinJa closes out the podcast episode talking about the anime series Moon Phase, and the new Ninja Gaiden 2 trailer.
Oh yeah, we have a candy bitch. Congrats Ariel!!
Now, I give you, the rejected podcast episode titles:
It's Monday, so you know what that means... time for a new episode of the ESH podcast! And this time, we have a doosie of an episode for you.
In this episode, Pandalicious rants about the anime series School Rumble which happens to be a "romantic comedy" shonen while MagicMystic shares her thoughts on the manga series Flame of Recca. And no show would be complete without NinJaSistah ending out the show with some game news and or review, and this episode is no different. This week, NinJaSistah explores the popularity of classic games through online services like the Wii virtual console, XBLive, and the Sony Online Store. Don't forget the tangents. We sure didn't.
And don't forget, these unused titles that we threw out like an unwanted fetus.
Cheerleaders for the Pompom of Truth
It's Not Gonna Suck! Believe It!
The Plot Gets In The Way of the Humor
Nothing's More Pathetic Than A Bully In Love
I'm Not a Real Doctor, But I Play One in an Anime
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Hair-Sounds Like Scorpion
After That, Other Stuff Happens
Panda doesn't Squat in Barnes & Noble
She Ain't Evil, She's Just Mom
The Nerd Glasses Make You Lok Crazy
Staring At This Shirt Freaks me Out
Streets of Rage Makes Me Miss My Sister
You Are Now Sterile - Thank You, Halo!
Only Cinderella Can Play Bioshock
Coming Next Year: Resident Transylvania
I Run Away From Smiling Sausages All the Time
and finally
NinJa Likes It Hard and Chewy
Yeah, read that list and not be curious about the whole episode.
Evermore's been at it again people. It's new podcast day, and this one is, well, special.
A new podcast creation has been assembled by that crazy robot while the ESH podcast crew takes a mini vacay. I would try to describe to you what you are about to hear, but I'm not sure I understand it all myself.
What I will say is enjoy podcast episode #65: Where Do I Buy Manga?
Since it's nearly Monday and I am pooped, I decided to go ahead and post this weeks episode early as I may very well sleep the entire day away tomorrow.
Sure, sure, you may think I'm sounding like a lazy ninja, but I'm not. Every ninja worth his shuriken knows that one must heal all wounds and restore his strength before returning to a fight. That sounds so much better than just being "lazy!"
Back to this week's podcast episode. Pandalicious shares her experience with the cyberpunk comic Transmetropolitan, MagicMystic remembers the anime series Saiyuki and NinJaSistah drops the 411 on some upcoming game demos, releases, and general game deliciousness.
Once again, the sistahs have put together a fine show for you in Episode 63: Diction is Good, Addiction is Bad. Plus, if you linger just a little bit after the sistahs sign off, you'll be rewarded with a special little outtake.
In this episode, Pandalicious breaks out of WoW mode and talks about playing a new version of Final Fantasy 7, which is reimagined as a first-person shooter.
The sistahs get a little off-track and make a plea to all video game makers out there: Make a video game with a black hero! (And they're not talking about turning Oprah Winfrey into Lara Croft.)
Finally, Bio-Shock has Ninjasistah heading to the bathroom to clean herself up. And that's just the demo. Looks like the full-blown version might be a three-roller.
Here are the rejected titles for this week's episode:
It's Monday, so you know we had to put up a new episode of the podcast, right? And so we have... I give you Episode 62 of the ESH podcast!
In this episode of the podcast, the sistahs are all by themselves and spouting off about everything from Manhunt 2 to the PS3 price drop and the hot guy in a little coat manga God Child. We don't lack for tangents here in this episode of the podcast folks, so jump right in and sample the ESH goodness of Episode 62: It's Animated Violence FFS!
Another Monday brings with it another new podcast episode from the land of ESH, and this one is all about Dragon Ball.
Pandalicious kicks off the episode with her thoughts on Dragon Ball. MagicMysticGrl steps up to the plate with her take on Dragon Ball Z witch then descends into a Saiyuki/DBZ compare and contrast tangent... mmm, yummy. Then NinJaSistah jumps into the fray relating her experiences with the Blue Dragon XB360 demo, opinions on the drawing style of Akira Toriyama, and the universe of anime to video game cross-over titles.
It's madness as usual on this episode our podcast. If you don't believe me, take a gander at the non-selected episode titles:
Pandalets, Poo, and Pink Shirts Dragonball Made a Monkey Out of Me His Rod Was Extended When He Fought I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass If You Eat My Meatbun Mystical Balls That Summon a Dragon? Riiiight New Testament 1.5 - Jesus: The Teen Years Go! Go! Go! How To Name a Dragonball Character We Save The Earth Then Go Bowling on Thursday Night My Name Is Vegeta! My Father Is Vegeta! I Come From Vegeta! I Eat Steak Vegetas
-- And last, but not least --
That Coiled Brown Thing Isn't A Snake, But It's Close