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    Episode 152: A Romp in the Hay Should Be Fun

    posted @ 6/29/2009 08:00:00 AM

    In this episode of the Electric Sista Hood podcast Ninjasistah kicks off the episode chatting about the anime series Eden of the East and then we try to get serious.

    We tried.While we do our best to keep it on the PG, Pandalicious starts a rant on achievement whoring which turns into an achievement glutton VS achievement whore definition debate that ends up running into a tangent of it's own. When we get back on schedule she talks about her new found love of completing games including the Ubisoft title Assassins' Creed and what we are looking forward to in the next installment of the game. Then Ninjasistah comes back with some bits about industry mergers and acquisitions with the announcement of the Tecmo Koei merger on the heals of the ZeniMax Media id Software.

    It's another fun podcast in the can so sit back and prepare to enjoy ESH podcast episode 152: A Romp in the Hay Should Be Fun

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    Episode 151: Crossing the Streams -- It's a Guy Thing

    posted @ 6/22/2009 08:00:00 AM
    The terrible trio -- Ninjasistah, Pandalicious and Xenocore join forces this week to talk about movies good and bad in this week's new podcast.

    And while they all think the new Ghostbusters game is going to be great, there's also discussions about not-so-good game-to-film transfers, such as Super Mario Bros., and plumb rotten anime-to-film turkey such as Speed Racer.

    Want to know how fun this episode is? Get a load of the rejected titles:

    -- That's the Sound of the Men Working on the Chain Bang

    -- Witless for the Prosecution

    -- That Gives a Whole New Meaning to Judicial Discovery

    -- People from Teas Whould Argue With Your Definition of "Talking Nahmul"

    -- Simply Beating a Dead Horse Is Not the Manufacturing Process to Create Glue

    -- Judge Panda Rules "Not Pwnd!"

    -- This Trailer Smells Like Astro Boy

    -- Sometimes Fire Works -- They Should Have Fired Michael Bay

    -- A Better Movie Would Have Been John Goodman and a Monkey

    -- Undead Vampire Sperm Bites

    -- Two Wrongs Don't Make a Baby

    -- Talent? Who Knew?

    -- The War Between the Altered States

    -- This is Your Brain on Everquest

    -- Sticky, Don't Fail Me Now


    So pull up your director's chair, tell everyone else to take five and listen to this week's ElectricSistaHood podcast, Crossing the Streams -- It's a Guy Thing.

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    Episode 150: The Brownies Were Mad Crazy Delicious

    posted @ 6/15/2009 08:06:00 AM
    Once again, Monday brings with it a new episode of the Electric Sista Hood podcast, and in this one I think we finally put the nail in the post E3 wrap-up content.

    Pandalicious and Ninjasistah talk about some of the lesser known or presented games like Warner Bros. Scribblenauts for the DS and a few titles from Playlogic including Section 8 Who had the best looking man candy by far. From Alpha Protocol to The Lord of the Rings: Arrogorns' Tale we talk through the last bits of our E3 notes... until we finish unpacking that is.

    So kick back, relax, and enjoy ESH podcast episode 150: The Brownies Were Mad Crazy Delicious

    p.s. more photo galleries to come, so be sure to check out the website this week often.

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    While My Pocketbook Gently Weeps

    posted @ 6/08/2009 08:00:00 AM


    We aren't dead, but our feet [and brains] are dead tired from traipsing around the LA Convention Center last week to cover E3 for you guys. [And if I'm honest, for ourselves as well.] I couldn't tell you how much both Pandalicious and I enjoyed our time in LA. First there was the catching up with the rest of the AllGames fam, followed closely by the meeting and greeting of new gamer-type press groups and the exchange of thoughts and ideas over free drinks. [Crix Lee from GirlGamer, Destructoids' Nick Chester, and Mr. Crecente himself from Kotaku to name drop a few.] The side-story fun stuff aside, we descended on LA for a reason and that reason was to get the low down on the soon to be released and up-and-coming video games.

    I won't bore you with a list of what we looked at, and whom we spoke to now as it wouldn't leave us anything to write for the rest of the week. What I will do is tell you that this podcast was one of our more enjoyable ones to record. We recorded it live from the show floor and Crix Lee popped by during our The Beatles: RockBand time and shared some great insights with us. A few people were wow'd by my laptop skin [courtesy of DecalGirl] and interrupted us a bit so you may notice that in here as well, but we had a lot to talk about... Bayonetta, Scribblenaughts, Prototype, and Batman: Arkham Asylum come to mind as I write this.

    From the stronger female presence both physically and pixel-y at this years' show to media briefing impressions and being excluded from demos we talk about it all. Grab your beverage of choice and put on your headphones, it's time to enjoy Electric Sista Hood podcast 149: While My Pocketbook Gently Weeps

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    Episode 148: A Disney Movie With Black People? Well, Zippity-Do-Dah

    posted @ 6/01/2009 08:00:00 AM

    Right before we head off to LA we cooked up a fresh new podcast episode for you to enjoy while we sleep on planes.

    In this episode of the podcast hosts NinJaSistah and Pandalicious talk about what they hope to see, learn, and play at E3 this year as well as deal a bit gossip out for your enjoyment. From the confirmed PSP GO to discussing some of the many ways Harmonix/MTV Games will be storing all the money they are stand to make with The Beatles: RockBand we leave no gaming cranny uncovered.

    Then we cap it all off with our first reactions to the upcoming hand-drawn Disney feature length animated film, "The Frog Princes," which features a nearly all black cast of characters. There's a lot of energy and a lot to enjoy in ESH podcast episode 148: A Disney Movie With Black People? Well, Zippity-Do-Dah

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    The Sistahs From the Cutting Room Floor

    posted @ 5/25/2009 08:00:00 AM
    With Pandalicious on assignment at Anime Boston and Ninjasistah off on some kind of ninja mission Evermore is left to his own devices which only means one thing: CLIP SHOW!

    This one doesn't disappoint. The cutting room floor is part of our secret stash. It contains a lot of content that we end up cutting out of shows due to running our mouths too long, getting caught saying things we shouldn't, and tangents that just don't make a freaking bit of sense. Evermore has collected a few of his more favorite sound bytes from the cutting room floor content and put it together in a very entertaining episode. Featuring former show co-host MagicMysticGrl, Xenocore from Ultimate Quest and the sistahs' I urge you to kick back and enjoyEpisode 147: The Sistahs From the Cutting Room Floor.

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    Episode 146: I Went Through All 26 Episodes So You Don't Have To!

    posted @ 5/18/2009 08:00:00 AM

    Got a piping hot fresh episode of our humble little podcast for your listening pleasure, hit the jump to learn more.

    Xenocore from Ultimate Quest joins us on the mic to talk a bit about anime series that drop some knowledge or substantial amount of reality on the viewer as well as those that don't. [yeah Overman King Gainer, I'm looking at you!]Pandalicious chimes in with her opinions on the Nintendo DSi title Rhythm Heaven and how it can be productive while addictive at the same time, and then there is NinJaSistah.

    Riding a crazy wave of dual Mt. Dew regular and Mt. Dew Throwback Ninja is all over the place in the episode [causing a lot to be cut out, by the way] and yet somehow manages to get on topic chatting about Sony's recent fiscal earnings announcement and how it may affect creativity and individuality throughout the industry.

    When you take a gander at some of the titles we didn't use for this episode, you understand why you have to listen to it. We passed on things like:
    • The Many Degrees of Layitude
    • I Manga Like a MoFo
    • Longer, Better, Faster, Harder - Normally, Panda Wouldn't Mind That
    • and finally
    • Don't Shake the Bejesus - He Bedoesn't Like That

    Kick back and grab your morning dose of wake up juice and enjoy ElectricSistaHood podcast episode #146: I Went Through All 26 Episodes So You Don't Have Too

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    Episode 145: It's the Mother of All Episodes

    posted @ 5/10/2009 11:41:00 PM

    We hope you were able to treat your mom to something wonderful yesterday, and if not why not you cheap bastard? Did you at least make a special episode of your podcast like we did? No?

    What the hell dude?

    We've been working on this episode of our podcast for a while now with mom in mind. There is no better way celebrate your mom than devoting an entire episode of your show to her, mentions of her from previous episodes and randomness.

    Grab your "start me up" beverage of choice [personally I rock the SB 9-pump venti cinnamon dolce latte] and enjoy ESH podcast episode 145: It's the Mother of All Episodes

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    Episode 144: It Might Not Be the Best, But It's The Bessssssst

    posted @ 5/04/2009 08:00:00 AM

    It's time to enjoy another new ESH podcast episode folks, and this one stays fairly well focused which is a bit out of the norm for us.

    Pandalicious and NinJaSistah go on and on and on for a bit about the state and future of handheld gaming thanks to Furian09's submitted question as well as the upcoming PS3 title Katamari Forever, Magna Carta 2 on the XBox 360, this weeks new Rock Band DLC, and the anime series Hetalia.

    From Pandalicious' tales of the weird and wacky world of Hetalia to NinJaSistah's Mt. Dew fueled awkwardness throughout the hour, this episode of the podcast is a great way to kick off year 3 of the ElectricSistaHood show. So grab your warm and or frosty beverage of choice and enjoy ESH podcast episode 144: It Might Not Be the Best, But It's the Bessssssst

    Oh yeah, make sure you stop by the site and check out the new digs!

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    Pirates Vs Ninjas: It's All About the Fashion

    posted @ 4/27/2009 08:00:00 AM
    If raincoat tasting isn't your cup of joe, you might want to try on this week's episode of the ESH podcast instead. It's up to you really, are you a raincoat licker or podcast enthusiast?

    If you aren't, Pandalicious and NinJaSistah are plenty enthusiastic in this episode of the ESH podcast for everyone. The gals answer some of your questions, on both the anime and game tip, talk a bit about Lego Rock Band, the DragonBall movie how easy it is ignore superheroes alter egos, and one of the weirdest anime series I have ever heard of before, "Kyoran Kazoku Nikki." Seriously, it's a weird one only Pandalicious can love.

    To give you better picture of this episode, take a peek at some of the titles we didn't use for this episode:
    • Those Fish Aren't Coy, They're Just Chillin'
    • The Wolverine Movie Mutated Into Something I Don't Want to See
    • It Depends On Your Definition of Bad
    • When You Give a Jellyfish a Name, It's More Than a Jellyfish
    • and to top it off
    • If You Can't Put Your Finger On It, You're Not Going to Please Anyone

    See, it's random ESH goodness only in ESH Podcast Episode 143: Pirates Vs. NinJas - It's All About the Fashion Enjoy it folks, we had a great time putting it together.

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    Episode 142: The Truth Burns Like Gin (It Does)

    posted @ 4/20/2009 08:00:00 AM
    The ladies aren't playing around in this episode of the ESH podcast... oh wait, yes we are.

    This episode of the podcast starts with a disclaimer and correction of information by Pandalicious with what's up [and more importantly not up] with her and DPL host DerrickH. Once she gets that off her chest, we get on with the business at hand and first up is the plight of The Pirate Bay copyright infringement lawsuit ruling, which starts off with a Pirates Vs. Ninjas debate. [Ninja's win by the way] We then segue into The Beatles: Rockband gushings, the current surge of western influenced or designed RPG's and even some anime with the multi-WTF-moment-creating series Peach Girl.

    We only had a few alternate titles for this episode like, "More Douche Than a Daytime Drama," and "Ace Is the Place for Girls With Low Self Esteem." It was ridiculously fun to record, so grab your morning motivation and enjoy ridiculously ESH Podcast Episode 142: The Truth Burns Like Gin (It Does)

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    Episode 141: Death By Marshmallow!

    posted @ 4/13/2009 08:00:00 AM
    It's Monday once again so that means it's time for a new episode of the ESH podcast, and this episode the gals talk both anime and game as well as recap some previous podcast episode stuff.

    We start off answering audience questions, recap some left over comments from the G.I. Joe movie, and then dig into the nuts and bolts that make up the anime series Overman King Gainer

    From perception issues with being black, female, and down with the technology stuff to how to best take advantage of when the StayPuft Marshmallow Man finally comes to claim his puffy vengeance. Normally at this time I would hit you with the list of titles we didn't use, but what is most important is getting down to the good stuff.

    Grab you cup of joe and enjoy ESH podcast episode 141: Death By Marshmallow!

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    Episode 140: Drinking Games Add So Much To Anime

    posted @ 4/06/2009 08:00:00 AM
    ...Gimme dat podcast! Okay, it's not as catchy as this, but I had to grab your attention to remind you that we have a new episode of the ESH podcast ready for you now.

    You can yell at me for the song being stuck in your head later.

    In this episode of the podcast, we talk about all kinds of crazy stuff from the rampant ravishing of our treasured entertainment pasts to create feature length film like the upcoming Tekken movie and G.I. Joe movie to the classic game title Bubble Bobble which is currently available as Wiiware. Both NinJaSistah and Pandalicious answer some audience questions, including one from Bootleg Pete as well as promote the Gamer Daily News Spring Cleaning event, and then cap off the hour with the manga turned anime series Rideback

    We are up to the usual monkey business in this episode, and if you don't believe me here are some of the titles we came up with but chose not to use for this episode:
    • Reality In Video Games - Isn't That An Oxymoron?
    • There Will Always Be Wire Hangers
    • He's More Buffy Than Buff
    • The Tekken Movie? That's The April Fool's Joke
    • It's At The Bottom End of The Wayans Scale
    • G.I. Joe Doesn't Make You Gay
    • Pandalicious Talks About Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged - And This Isn't A Rerun
    • It's Not A Motorcycle - It's a Motor-Psycho!
    • Panda's Swan Lake Would Include Alligators
    • You Know There's a Crotch Underneath That Dress
    • and finally
    • Next Week At This Time: Pandalicious of Love

    See? Fun to be had here folks, so sit back and enjoy ESH podcast episode 140: Drinking Games Add So Much to Anime!

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    Episode 139: When You Get Home, Slap Me... Don't Ask.

    posted @ 3/30/2009 08:00:00 AM
    It's Monday once again, so that means we have to hit you with a new episode of the ESH podcast doesn't it? Yep, sure does, and we're glad to do so.

    In this weeks episode of the podcast NinJaSistah and Pandalicious cover a wide range of topics starting with Pandalicious' need of a new job, to video game titles Batman: Arkham Asylum,God of War 3, as well as the Final Fantasy and Tenchu franchises and the manga Pride of Bagdad. Oh yeah, we talk a bit more about the lack of mature and "seasoned gamer" titles on the Wii platform as well.

    Did I mention the tangents we go on? Nope? I should have. One of the tangents might involve a limerick, I'm not sure, but for a better idea of what we end up talking about in this episode, check the titles we came up with but didn't use for this episode:
    • Help Wanted? Have We Got a Panda For You
    • There Once were Some Ladies From ESH...
    • Did You Say Talking?
    • Wii Need Some Excitement, Nintendo
    • The Monkey Boy In Pandalicious Was Suddenly Unleashed
    • And Certainly Not Batman: The Bold and The Beautiful
    • When Revers-Puberty Occurs, This Vehicle Will Be Unmanned
    • It's Like The Lion King With Guns
    • Her Hot Pants Have a Bow In The Back - For Modesty
    • Episode Includes Our Impression of Oprah!
    • and last, but not least
    • No Trees Were Killed To Produce This Podcast

    Told you it was an interesting show. So sit back, relax and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 139: When You Get Home, Slap Me... Don't Ask

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    Episode 138: I Have One, And I'm Proud

    posted @ 3/23/2009 08:00:00 AM
    That's right, there's a new episode of the ESH podcast in town... and it's ready for your consumption.

    So, MilkChan of Ultimate Quest fame was supposed to be on the show, but yet again the sistah's got stood up. We didn't take it personally though, instead we used the extra time to be random and rant and rave about games, gadgets and whatnot. We start with a couple of audience questions about the Wii and titles to look forward to on the XB360 and then we get into the nitty-gritty down and dirty.

    NinJaSistah talks about her first impressions ofResident Evil 5 and does a compare/contrast type thing with the Tomb Raider: Underworld title on the XB360 versus the PS3 version. Pandalicious learns the meaning of the acronym FML as well as the existence of the FML Blog, let's people know that she shouldn't be trusted with other people's children, and then goes crazy random for a bit.

    It's another one of those podcasts that starts off with an agenda, but it down the weird and random path to goofy glory. Need a mental picture? Well, here are the titles that we came up with to name the episode:
    • What the "L" Is FML?
    • People Don't Trust Me With Their Children
    • Bad Worm!
    • Guns In Her Shoes? That's Accessorizing
    • I Want World Peace, But It Would Make For A Lousy Video Game
    • When Bigger Isn't Better
    • Capcom, We Have A Problem
    • There's Nowhere Like Home - That's Not Necessarily a Good Thing
    • No Console Left Behind
    • and finally
    • Don't Eat Bacon Wrapped Cancer

    Told you it was random. Grab that morning cup of joe, put on your headphones and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 138: I Have One, and I'm Proud!

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    Episode 137: Don't Make Me Turn This Podcast Around

    posted @ 3/16/2009 08:00:00 AM
    It's yet another day day ending in "y" so why not give you a new episode of the ESH podcast? Yeah, there is no reason not to, so here you go.

    Went to a podcast and a fight broke out. I will be nice and call it a strong disagreement between two strong women and turns into Pandalicious needing to know her role...which is bring you guys some interesting perspectives on things like the XBLive game Peggle and micro-transactions while NinJaSistah drops the knowledge on ya about a bunch of stuff. From some Lego games in the works, to BioShock 2 known' and unknown facts, and the new Utah bill that so far away from what we really need when it comes to violent or sexually over-toned themes, that it won't go anywhere.

    To give you an idea of what you are in for, here are some of the titles that we didn't use for this podcast:
    • That's Quite An Empire State Building You Got There
    • Wo Watches The Watchmen? Not Very Many, Apparently
    • Indiana Jones and the Cold sore of a Movie
    • Scrambled Eggs Is Murder
    • For That Matter, You're Always Getting Thrown Into Jail In Monopoly
    • There's No Way You Can Get Pregnant From Peggle
    • I was Listening to the Sistahs, Then Suddenly Cheech & Chong Appeared
    • Will Work For Microsoft Points
    • and finally
    • Devil Dogs Are Not Chocolate Twinkies

    Oh yeah, we also rip Jack Thompson a new one, and jibber jabber about a few other things as well. Plenty of diversity here. So sit back and enjoy ESH podcast episode 137: Don't Make Me Turn This Podcast Around

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    Episode 136: The Triforce of Suckitude

    posted @ 3/09/2009 08:00:00 AM
    Monday brings with it yet another new episode of the ESH podcast, and in this episode we explore the game that got us started on the podcast as well as a few that keep us gaming.

    If you haven't been with us from the beginning of our podcast life, then you may not know that the first game we ever talked about in internet audio form was the Squeenix title Kingdom Hearts 2. Shame on you. Ok, we can't stay mad at you, stop pouting. I am both proud and sad to say that it has taken an audience member question 135 episodes later for us to bring it back up again as main topic in the show...so bravo Ariel for getting us going for a bit on this show. We also talk about the upcoming Harmonix/MTV Games release The Beatles: Rock Band and what it could mean for family game-time and Panda brings the suckitude that Enchanted Armsto the forefront.

    It's a classic random ESH podcast episode, and the proof is in the pudding... hear are some of the titles that we didn't use for the show
    • It Took 135 Episodes, But We Finally Talk About Kingdom Hearts Again
    • Our Policy: You Gotta Hate Everyone
    • Kill Whitey Dead IV - The 3D Made Them Notice
    • If You Love Weird Al, Accordion hero Is For You
    • Enchanted Arms, It's Not Me, It's You
    • I Want Those Hours Back
    • A Four Tier Bento Box of Love
    • Save The Whales - Avoid Enchanted Arms
    • Enchanted. Dumb. What?
    • and finally
    • Press "A" Twice to Shake It

    Don't forget to check out the TechKnow podcast's limited edition Gears of War XBox 360 auction that ends March 2nd!

    Getting the picture? Great! Enjoy ESH podcast episode 136: The Triforce of Suckitude

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    Episode 135: You Won't Believe What We're Boycotting Now!

    posted @ 3/02/2009 08:00:00 AM
    We can't imagine a better way to kick off your week than with a brand new episode of the ESH podcast... so why wait?

    In this episode of the podcast the gals weigh in on the XBox Live profile banning issue that has been in the news lately as well share some quick impressions of the upcoming game Eat Lead.

    It's not all serious on this episode, but we do end up on the soapbox for a bit. Need a better idea of what the episode is like? Check out a couple of the titles we passed on to name this episode:
    • That's 200% More Fist
    • My Guns Are Cocked and Ready To Go
    • Even My Fat Avatar Doesn't Keep the Pervs Away
    • and finally
    • We're Stamping Out D.P. In My Lifetime

    So get that coffee flowing so you can enjoy ESH Podcast episode 135: You Won't Believe What We're Boycotting Now!

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    Episode 134: Don't Aggro The Toast!

    posted @ 2/23/2009 08:00:00 AM
    No boring Monday's here, today we release one of our more totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK new episodes of the ESH podcast.

    I can't state this clearly enough, this podcast episode is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

    Not only is there the requisite amount of swearing in this podcast episode, but Pandalicious and I spend a good chunk of time in the episode talking about a specific piece of the male anatomy. Yes, this episode focus on "that" thing you are thinking of and how it has recently made prolific appearance in gaming today. From digital pictures sent through the pipes of XBLive and PSN to the Stubbs character in the new Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost & The Damned" DLC, DP has been popping up all over the place and needs to stop. We also chat a bit about the new Street Fighter IV game from Capcom and Panda shares some of her Left 4 Dead versus mode opinions.

    If you still aren't sure what we are talking about, here are some of the suggested episode titles we didn't use:
    • She Surely Misspoke When She Said Bean-gag
    • We Need To Stamp Out D.P. In Our Time
    • If I No Ask, You No Flash
    • If You Gotta Show It To Me, Please Shave First
    • Was It Flopping Around Like a Dead Fish?
    • and finally,
    • I Don't Care If YOu Talk To Me, But You're Going To Listen To Me

    So sit back, relax and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 134: Don't Aggro The Toast!

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    Episode 133: We're Bringing Music Back... YEA!

    posted @ 2/16/2009 08:00:00 AM
    Oh boy, oh boy! It was bound to happen ladies and gents, welcome to the first podcast clip show of 2009! If you have never experienced an ESH clip show, this is a fun one to cut your teeth on.

    Evermore has been laboriously compiling sound bites from various podcast episodes to piece together one of the most Shazamable podcast episodes that we have put out in a long time. Before I give you a partial download of what you are about to hear I do have to get this one thing off my chest, "Pandalicious is responsible for both Elvis references featured in this episode!" There I said it, and I feel much better.

    Here is a list of some of the music you will hear referenced in this podcast:
    • Cake
    • Chef (Isaac Hayes)
    • Crash Test Dummies
    • Culture Club
    • Digital Underground
    • E.U.
    • Elvis (twice!)
    • Erykah Badu
    • Frankie Goes to Hollywood
    • Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam
    • Macy Gray
    • Steam
    • Supertramp
    • and for the first time ever on an episode of the ESH podcast
    • Mormon Tabernacle Choir

    So plug in your good set of headphones and get your Shazams ready to enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 133: We're Bringing Music Back...YEA!

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    Episode 132: Now the Balls Have Guns!

    posted @ 2/09/2009 08:00:00 AM
    It's not Funday without a new episode of the ESH podcast, and today is most definitely Funday. "The time has come," the NinJa says, to talk of many things...

    Of video games and anime, of guest hosts and interviewees...and while your cop of coffee is boiling hot, and your bandwidth is full and free, kaloo kalay come spend the day, listening to the new podcast of the ESH.

    This is one of our more fun episodes as we are joined by game creator and co-host of the Dead Pixel Live Show on AllGames.com Derrick H. to talk about his new Xbox Live Community game Revenge of the Ball, and his show DPL while Panda brings a touch of FPS to the playground with her loves and loathes of Left 4 Dead, the anime series Monster, and NinJa rounds out the hour talking about the Ghostbusters game and some thoughts about the changes coming to the Tekken franchise with the pending release of the new title. Oh yeah, Playstation Home makes it into the conversation, as does Las Vegas and weird anime plot mechanism themes.

    It's a doozy of an episode, and if you need further proof, check out the titles we didn't use for the episode
    • Some of Us Have Jobs - We Pay Bills - And We Don't Live With Our Moms
    • Sometimes You Just Wanna Play Duck Hunt
    • It's Called "You Will Die" But You Didn't Hear That
    • Derrick's Hour In Vegas Lasted Three Days
    • Viva Las ESHMom
    • If You Like Being Vomited On, This Is The Game For You
    • When Doctors Become Assassins
    • The Dog Got Randy - And That's Not Even the Fantasy Episode
    • It's Like An Ultra Lounge Without the "Ultra" Part
    • and finally
    • You Can Do a Lot With Government Cheese

    So sit down, plug in, and turn up ESH Podcast Episode 132: Now the Balls Have Guns!

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    Weekend RE-Hash

    posted @ 2/02/2009 08:00:00 AM
    Hear ye! Hear ye! Another Funday is upon us, and due to some unexpected events this week's podcast episode is an oldy but goody.

    In this podcast episode we learn that caffeine and sugar do not sit too awful well with the sistahs.

    This is especially true if you add prescription drugs to the mix. Poor Pandalicious has a sprained foot during the recording of this episode, but neither the pain nor giddiness of the obvious drug overdose keeps the sistah's from chatting about Spore:Creatures on the DS Lite, RockBand 2 co-operative play on da interwebs, and how the lack of XBox Live can drive lonely ninjas nutzoid.

    If you want to get the gist of what the episode is about, check out the titles we didn't use for this one:
    • Bomb Ash Is Not Bomb Ass
    • There's Always a "Why?" At the End of Sex
    • I Am What I Bee
    • Double-Stuf Oreos -- That's the Team I Bat For
    • The Legend of the Three-Tiered Easy Bake Cake
    • The Love Toilet: Our Worst Tangent Ever
    • EA Makes Me Want to Use Three Condoms
    • Panda's Wielding the Stick of Righeousness
    • A Cramp Ruined My White Wedding
    • Mentos: The Memory Taker
    • and
    • I Failed Chemistry, But I Remember Ionic and Covalent Bonds

    So sit back and enjoy ESH podcast episode 114: I Said Finger Pluck. FINGER PLUCK!

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    Episode 131: The "O"pacalypse Is Upon Us

    posted @ 1/26/2009 08:00:00 AM
    I have decided from now on to call new podcast day Funday from now on, and this Funday promises to leave no laugh behind.

    With a bit of a miscommunication between talent wranglers, Pandalicious and NinJaSistah are left to their own devices and the usual quirkiness ensues. From Oprah, Obama, the T&A of Lara Croft, video game development cycles, the new Street Fighter movies back around to new console game demos there are few things that escape the conversation this week.

    To give you an idea of how this episode of the podcast twists and turns, here are the nominated titles for the episode:
    • Milk-Chan, Inquiring Minds Want To Know
    • Time To Break Out The Plastic Underpants
    • How To Improve Your Accuracy When Shooting People In The Face
    • The "O"pacalypse Is Upon Us
    • There's More To Lara Croft Than T&A
    • Introducing the Greatest Videogame of 2014
    • Here's Something Even Pandalicious Won't Touch
    • There Are "Methods" To Her Piracy
    • The Only Chinese In Kristen Kreuk Is Moo Goo Gai Pan
    • We Reveal The Final Fate of MagicMysticGrl
    • We Have Nothing to Fear, but F.E.A.R. 2
    • Are You A Good Douche Or A Bad Douche?
    • Microsoft Wonders If An Avatar Can Write A Press Release
    • and the podcast title goes to...
    ESH podcast episode number 131:The "O"pacalypse Is Upon Us!

    Enjoy the rest of your Funday morning, afternoon, or evening as the case may be.

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    Episode 130: You're Not So Pure, But You Look Mah-vel-ous

    posted @ 1/19/2009 08:00:00 AM
    I'm not kidding when I write that this Monday morning, Pandalicious will totally steal yo muffins man. She was in a gang that did that, she admitted to it in this week's episode of the podcast.

    If I am honest, she admitted to that and a few other things as well.

    This week, the ladies chat about the progress [or lack there of] Panda is making in Gears of War 2, comic book heros making the leap to the big screen, questions from the land of ESH, how awesome our fans are, then NinJa starts talking. We add in our take on the early retirement option the GS Blog and changes in the industry as a whole. Here is a list of the titles we didn't use for this show:
    • It's A Good Thing ESHMom Doesn't Listen To This Show
    • If you Can't Spell Girl, You're Not Going To Attract One
    • Presenting Aquaman and His Merry Band of Fish
    • Batman and a Joker To Be Named Later
    • The Muffin Bandits Need You!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • NinJa Likes a Good Arcade Stick
    • Don't Listen to Her - She's Drunk and In Need of Food
    • and finally
    • Sacrifice a Human - You'll Get Your Dog Back

    The conversation switches, dips, dives, and gives somebody a swirly. So grab a beverage and enjoy ESH podcast episode number 130: You're Not So Pure, But You Look Mah-vel-ous!

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    Episode 129: It's a Guitar Only a Guitar Hero Could Love

    posted @ 1/12/2009 02:26:00 AM
    An audio podcast just doesn't do justice to a couple of things the Sistahs bring up in their latest podcast. That's why you've got to check out a couple of things in this post.

    First, the Sistahs get a gander at the new logos for various Pepsi products, and they don't like what they see. Neither will you:



    Doesn't bring a smile to my face, but this next thing does. The voiceover for the You Rock guitar is a little cheesy, but that doesn't take away from the utility of this new peripheral:



    As usual, we have to reject more titles than we use. Like these:

    If You're Pepsi and You Know It, Show Your Teeth

    Episode 6 Is All In Your Head

    If You Think This Is Explicit, You Should Try ESH After Dark

    Pregnancy and Porn -- Just Another Day In Pandaville

    Platypussy -- It's Spore, Not the Next James Bond Film

    A Panic Room With a View

    Law & Order: Tsukihime (Dunk Dunk)

    We Are All On the Internet, and We're Playing With Each Other


    Even if the new Pepsi logo doesn't have you smiling, this episode will. Enjoy Episode 129: It's a Guitar Only a Guitar Hero Could Love.

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    Episode 128: Panda Does Dallas, No I Don't!

    posted @ 1/05/2009 08:00:00 AM
    I really don't. I like caffeinated beverages. A lot. I can drink several of them in a row, which can lead to a very hyper new episode of the ESH podcast appearing on this site any given Monday... like this one.

    In this episode of the podcast, the Sistahs of ESH spend a big chunk of time on viewer questions, Ninja shares her short list of console titles she's looking forward to getting her grubby little mitts on, and Panda closes out the hour with a rundown and first impressions of the manga, "Captive Hearts." It's a laugh riddled, caffeine induced episode of the ESH podcast, I'll share some of the titles we didn't use to give you an idea of what the following hour and change show turned out to be like.
    • Your Hat Doesn't Hover?
    • Emma Peel In Sailor Moon? That Defeats the Meaning of the 60's!
    • Don't Listen to One-Eyed-Critics
    • If I Whisper It, Maybe Microsoft Won't Know That I'm Making Fun of Steve Ballmer
    • It's Not Just Girl Stuff, It's Girlie-Girl Stuff
    • I'd Like to See Some Lupus In My Anime
    • and
    • Oxidized Bread Can't Be Turned Into Metal

    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but we're like hot buttah on your breakfast toast in this episode guys. Plug in your headphones and take a listen to ESH Podcast Episode 128: Panda Does Dallas (No I Don'!)

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    Episode 127: Santa Gave Me His "OH!" Face!

    posted @ 12/29/2008 08:00:00 AM
    ...did you? It's Monday, so it's time once again for a new episode of the ESH Podcast, and this one is, well, a post-holiday surprise.

    I'm not going to tell you much about this one guys. It should be a surprise gift like one of the ones Santa brought you. What I will tell you about it are two things: (1)It's totally not safe for work and (2) Cheese, Man Sausage, Santa, Euthanasia and "Ping Pong Ball Trick" come up in conversation.

    See, told you it wasn't safe for work. Grab your headphones/earbuds/cup of joe and enjoy ESH podcast episode 127: Santa Gave Me His "OH!" Face!!

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    Episode 126: Hot Toddy - That's The Way To Warm Up Your Chestnuts

    posted @ 12/22/2008 08:00:00 AM
    With another Monday upon you, the sistah's of ESH want to help quell your holiday OMG's with a new episode of the ESH podcast!

    And I'm not going to lie, this one, is a weird one.

    We started off with the idea of sharing some last minute Chrismahannukwanzicus suggestions, instead Pandalicious talked about watching Spoony from TheSpoonyExperiement play through a Bob-awful FMV Sega Saturn/PC game called Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh and then NinJa chimes in with some thoughts on the anime series Code Geass: R2 while trying to keep Pandalicious focused on the conversation at hand.

    Want a better picture of how the episode turned out? Here are the titles we didn't use:
    • Space Is Not A Tangible Thing To Me
    • If You Have Questions, Shoot Us At Them
    • How Much She Wants His Thing In Her Thang
    • It's Cheap And It's Dirty
    • Cubicle, Not Cuticle
    • She's So Dry They Need To Put Mayonnaise On Her
    • You Have To Kill Your Husband To Get The Demon To Come Out
    • Now Including Dirty German Bathroom Sex!
    • Heroes Don't Save People Money
    • What's Next? Splooged?
    • High-Definition Up-skirts
    • and finally
    • At Least It Doesn't Have Any Incest In It

    Yeah, try to wrap your mind around this one folks, it's ESH podcast episode 126: Hot Toddy - That's The Way To Warm Up Your Chestnuts

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    Episode 125: The Gift Isn't So Important, It's The Gift Receipt

    posted @ 12/15/2008 08:00:00 AM
    With Monday beating you over the head with reminders that it's not yet Giftimus-Minimus day(s) [after all, we are in a recession] we have a tiny electronic type gift for your stocking... a new episode of the ESH podcast!

    This one is perfect for those poor souls out there that are trying to get stretch their dollars as far as possible. In this episode of the ESH podcast the gals are joined by AllGames Radio Network Fam Xenocore, the awesome. If you don't know Xeno, smack yourself. We'll have you know that Xeno is one of the awesome voice talents from the Ultimate Quest podcast and penmen of the UltimateQuest.net website.

    Xeno, Panda and NinJa share their recommendations for gamer gifts that fall under the mantle of "cheap & easy" as we breakdown the best of the PS3, PS3, PSP, and Xbox 360 Greatest Hits and Platinum Hits titles. Titles from $19.99 to $29.99 and a few below and above, we are full of nothing but opinions about what to get the gamers close to you but not that close to you this gift giving season.

    Want an idea of how this episode went down? Peep the titles we chose not to use
    • NinJa Likes Things that Are Good and Cheap
    • So, Panda Says She's All Plugged Up
    • It Makes Me Want To Punch Kittens In The Face
    • Fuzzy Alligators In Pitfall - Not A Fond Memory
    • No More Hello Kitty Mountain Adventure For You
    • A Hello Kitty Defibrillator? How Shocking!
    • My Red Ring of Death Is Keeping Me Warm This Winter
    • If You Gift Panda This Season, Be Sure To Use A Well-Ventilated Box
    • Zombies and Guns? Right On!
    • and finally
    • My Wii Has Always Been Used For Multiple Pleasure Purposes

    Didn't I tell you it was a good one? Grab your coffee and a pen and piece of paper so you can take some notes while you enjoy ESH Podcast episode 125: The Gift Isn't So Important - It's The Gift Receipt

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    Episode 124: All I Want For Christmas Are My Two Front Speakers

    posted @ 12/08/2008 08:00:00 AM
    But it's only Monday so we are not yet checking it twice. You however, are welcomed to check it out while you listen to this new episode of the ESH podcast.

    In this episode, the gals answer questions posed by Ultimate Quest host Xenocore and some friends from the XBLive community before diving into the main topic of what we crave for ChrismaHannuKwanzaTechsmas. [Yeah, say that fast three times after a margarita.] We go over Ninja's list of stuffs and Panda adds a few items of her own, but don't get it twisted... these items are just to get your gluttonous minds working on your own covetous gift lists.

    Mmmm, yes, free stuffs!! If you want a clearer picture of what went down in this episode, here are the titles that we didn't use:
    • It's Tagged Explicit For A Reason
    • The Gummi Bears Revival Starts Here
    • The Gap Doesn't Like Geek Chicks
    • We're Making A List, Checking It Twice
    • No Cornbread in The Future
    • and
    • If you Knew Panda Like I Know Panda

    It's a full episode, and you can click here to download a PDF of the items we talk about in the episode if you'd like to add them to a list of your own. Sit back, relax and grab you a cup of joe whilst you listen to ESH podcast episode 124: All I Want For Christmas Are My Two Front Speakers

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    Episode 123: The Sistahs Visit the 24th and a Half Century

    posted @ 12/01/2008 01:29:00 AM
    To say that the Sistahs are animated in this week's episode of the ElectricSistaHood podcast is an understatement. Just listen for yourself if you don't believe me.

    Pandalicious kicks things off with observations on the Anime "The Girl Who Lept Through Time." She offers it as an example of how well Eastern literature is treated in animated form, compared to the treatment of Western literature in animation.

    Ninjasistah follows up with a discussion on the Duck Dodgers animation series and how it relates to other Warner and Disney animation of the same era. Along the way Pandalicious delivers a scare about her impending pregnancy.

    The titles we turned down for this episode? Here they are:

    Never Fall On Anything Gold and Glowing

    Without Wikipedia This Show Wouldn't Exist

    Let's Animate Everything!

    Suddenly It Turned Into a Parenting Podcast

    The Moral Is: Always Chew Your Peas

    Yes, I Said Thusly Again -- Deal With It


    It's the usual fun and games between the girls, and we think you'll enjoy Episode 123: The Sistahs Visit the 24th and a Half Century.

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    Episode 122: Pandalicious Goes Podcrashing

    posted @ 11/24/2008 04:59:00 AM
    What happens if you set Pandalicious loose on the All Games network? Well, in this week's ElectricSistaHood podcast, you're about to find out.

    Sure, it's another clip show, but if you haven't been listening to the podcasts from All Games, this will all be new to you. Pandalicious spent the summer crashing other podcasts, including Super Happy Funtime Show, Ultimate Quest and Dead Pixel Live, leaving podcast hosts in her wake.

    And whether she's ultra-serious, as she is on the Ultimate Quest podcast, or her usual profane self, as she is on Dead Pixel Live, we think you'll be highly entertained by it all.

    So don't hesitate to listen to Panda's adventures on this week's Episode 122: Pandalicious Goes Podcrashing.

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    Episode 121: All WoW and No Play Makes Panda a Dull Girl (No It Doesn't)

    posted @ 11/17/2008 08:44:00 AM
    If you don't know by now, Monday morning always brings a case of the "Monday's," a disease that affects more than 3 in every 4 people, and the only cure that we've found is to take a dose of a new ESH Podcast episode.

    I'm serious. Our podcast has healing abilities. If you are sad or un-happy just listening to the ESH podcast can help clear away some of that sadness. In this episode of the podcast the sistah's chat about the online MMO World of Warcraft: Return of the Lich King, MMO community pros and cons,the difference between existing in a game and playing it, the 3rd person action shooter Gears of War 2 and chat about the new touch screen phones... innovation or just trying to bite into the iPhone style?

    If you need an idea of what this episode turned out like, just check out this list of titles that we didn't use:
    • Hat Trick? Sounds More Like A Snot Trick
    • Mind Of Matter - I Can Make You Sneeze
    • Celebrating Tom Cruise's Favorite Holiday
    • Layaway Is Just LIke Canine Urine
    • 5 Million WoW Fans Can't All Be Wrong
    • I Love Watching My Blue Bar Move
    • WoW Could Cause You to Make a Pool of Yourself
    • That's Not a WoW Tattoo - It's Mom Upside Down
    • Don't Expect That Worm to Have an Exit Ramp
    • Beware the Death Cam In Gears of War 2
    • and finally
    • Panda Can Only Take So Much Blood and Gore Before Dinner

    Told you, it's a damned fun episode, so grab a cup of hot joe and grab a listen to ESH Podcast Episode number 121: All WoW and No Play Makes Panda a Dull Girl (No It Doesn't)

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    Episode 120: The Xbox Experience Means You Can't Go Home Again

    posted @ 11/10/2008 08:00:00 AM
    May the Monday morning new podcast episode of victory be with you... and also with you, but not that guy behind you. He's kinda creeping me out.

    In this episode the sistahs talk about the driving forces behind anime franchises with a focus on the Gundam series, specifically Mobile Suit Gundam 00. We also talk a bit about the eastern animation style influence moving west and the New Xbox Experince interface. [NXE in the heezy fo sheezy]

    Want an idea of how this episode turned out? Check out the titles we didn't use:
    • It's a Nerds, Nerds, Nerds, Nerds World
    • We Don't Know How Green the Gundams Are, But Their Suits Are Shiny
    • Pick One: The Thermos or the Hello Kitty Vibrator
    • No One Makes Pases at Ninjas With Glasses
    • The New Xbox Avatars Look Like They Come From Stepford
    • Diversity Mech Misers: Now With More Germans!
    • How Green Was Your Mecha?
    • and finally
    • Celestial Beings, Not To Be Confused With Celestial Teas

    It's another fun filled hour with the ladies, so sit back and enjoy ESH podcast episode 120: The Xbox Experience Means You Can't Go Home Again

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    Episode 119: You Better Play Fable 2 Before You Listen to This One

    posted @ 11/03/2008 08:00:00 AM
    Monday morning creeps around again, so the sistah's got to gabbing again to create a new episode of the ESH podcast for you. And this one is another single topic-er.

    We couldn't think of a better way to herald the return of NinJaSistah to the East Coast the girls get together to chit-chat about Fable 2. Actually, first they talk about Fable, then Fable 2, open environment games, and action RPG's, and a bunch of stuffs surrounding the Lionhead Studios titles.

    I'll warn you now, there are a bunch of spoilers to go around in this episode if you haven't finished either title, so you may want to download this episode and wait until you finish your game before you listen to this one. Don't say I didn't warn you. Seriously, look at the titles that we didn't use for the episode:
    • You Can Kick Chickens and It Doesn't Affect Your Purity
    • He Shoots Your Sister, Then He Shoots Your Dog...Bastard
    • Fable 2 Teaches the Horror of Eating Meat
    • I Want My Dog Back, I Really Don't Care About My Sister
    • The Future Will Make You Blind
    • and finally
    • Desperately Seeking Spot

    See, told you, spoilers poppin' off all over this joint, so sit back and open up your ears for Electric Sista Hood podcast episode 119: You Better Play Fable 2 Before You Listen to This One.

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    My Top 5: Songs of Rock Band 2

    posted @ 10/27/2008 08:00:00 AM
    Monday brings along with it a new episode of the ESH podcast, and since NinJa had an at bat on an episode all her own, we had to give Panda equal time on this network.

    Ok, so we aren't a network yet, but we are growing in that general direction so stop raining on our parade already. Pandlicious spends a little time in this episode sharing her top 5 picks for best songs featured in Rock Band 2 by MTV Games/EA/Harmonix. By now you should have a firm grasp on how much the sistah's love the Rock Band but if you don't, just make a run through of our past posts and podcast for the last two months. You will lose count of the amount of times we talk about this game, so one more won't hurt.

    While I won't give away the list [what will make you listen to the episode if I type it all up here, eh?] I will tell you that it features some great all around songs folks... including stuff by Jonathan Coulton.



    So, grab your headphones and a cup of joe to sit back and enjoy Pandalicious' Top 5: Songs of Rock Band 2 [medium and hard difficulties].

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    Episode 118: Sesame Street Is So Not in Jersey

    posted @ 10/20/2008 03:24:00 AM
    It's been a while since the Sistahs talked about anime, but that's taken care of in this new episode of the ElectricSistaHood podcast.

    Ninjasistah expresses her delight about the anime series Solty Rei. Any anime that introduces a female heroine by letting her fall from the sky naked can't be all bad.

    Pandalicious expresses unconditional love toward the narrator of the Nostalgia Critic video cast and his expert choices of favorite cartoon themes of the 1980s and '90s. Ninjasistah might have a few quibbles, but they both thoroughly enjoy his selections.

    Here are the titles that were rejected for this week's episode:

    The Sistahs Profess Their Love for Each Other While Calling Each Other a Punk

    Things Look Dark -- Must Be Night

    Suddenly a Naked Chick Fell Out of the Sky

    Don't Ask Panda About Her Buffer Underrun

    Walt Disney Owned My Childhood

    Spoiler Alert: We Give Away the Ending to Old Yeller

    Talk to Me -- I'm the Perky One


    So enjoy this week's Episode 118: Sesame Street Is So Not in Jersey.

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    Episode 117: How To Get Treated Like A Meat Popsicle

    posted @ 10/13/2008 08:00:00 AM
    Creeping into your fresh cup of coffee is a new episode of the ESH podcast, and this one is a bit different than most.

    It's not a full crew episode, nor is it a top 5, this episode is all NinJaSistah, and it's all rant.

    I've pulled together all my thoughts about the last few video game trade show events that I've gone to and created nearly an hour of the good, the bad, the ugly, and hopefully the fixes that are needed to truly make tradeshows accessible, fun, and educational for all.

    To give you an idea of the paths this episode goes down, here are some of the titles I didn't pick for it:
    • The E3 Gods Must Be Crazy
    • CES: Where The Elite Meet To Deceit
    • Fair and Balanced: It's Not Just A Slogan... It's A Phrase
    • Stop Excluding A Sistah
    • and finally
    • COMDEX Got So Big Nobody Went There Anymore

    Yes indeedy, it's a good old fashioned tongue lashing... so sit back, relax and enjoy ESH podcast episode 117: "How To Get Treated Like A Meat Popsicle."

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    Episode 116: Live from L.A., It's Sistahs for All

    posted @ 10/06/2008 01:40:00 AM
    If you're a long-time listener of the ESH podcasts, you'll find this one has a completely different feel. That's because this episode was recorded absolutely live at the E For All show this past weekend.

    Ninjasistah appeared live at the show, along with guests Loserly from Dead Pixel Live and April Carlson and Mandie Bettencourt from Girls Got Game, who discuss the true integration of girls and gaming sites.

    Pandalicious represents, as usual, by talking about her fear of upcoming live-action movies made of her favorite anime stories. And MagicMysticGrl shows up after a long absence to talk about everything .hack.

    Here are the headlines that were rejected for this one:

    Working Part-Time, 43 Hours a Week

    In Anime, Girls Will Be Girls, and So Will Boys

    When Microphone Positioning Becomes Erotic

    Panda Has a Filter, She Just Has to Remember to Put It On

    High School Musical? These Guys Are Old Enough to Take the GED

    You Are Now Entering a WoW-Free Zone

    I Never Said I Wasn't a Hypocrite


    It's a loud, boisterous and lots of fun. Enjoy Episode 116: Live from L.A., It's Sistahs for All.

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    Episode 115: This Title Has Nothing To Do With Mecha Booby Bouncing

    posted @ 9/29/2008 08:00:00 AM
    This week, I promise not to bring up Pandalicious' little escapade in recorded audio incident on the new episode of the podcast.

    Ooops, I already did. My bad Panda, my bad.

    On the podcast this week, NinJaSistah and Pandalicious attempt to go all anime on your ass. From Panda's Code E/Mission E two'fer to NinJa sharing some of her first impressions of Mushi-Shi and Michico E Hatchin and Personal 4.

    The girls talk a bit about a bunch of things in this episode. No love toilet talk, but they do go on a few tangents. Check out some of the titles that came up, but weren't chosen as the winner:
    • Anime or May Not
    • I Failed the Flying Test in High School
    • Pandalicious Portrays Herself in "A Night in Panda"
    • Finally -- Some Anime Characters That Aren't the Other White Meat
    • The Kids Have Been Around the Block a Few Times Now
    • It's a Fresh of Breath Air
    • You Could Make a Live Action Version of Mononoke... BUT DON'T
    • Leave the Actors Where They Are, Just Move the Scenery
    • I Never Made It Past the Part where They Brought In the Munchkin Asian Chick
    • and
    • Panda's Put Pictures of Her Pie On the Internet

    It's another laugh filled episode of the ESH podcast, so have a seat, grab a frosty beverage and enjoy ESH podcast episode 115: This Title Has Nothing To Do With Mecha Booby Bouncing

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    Episode 114: I Said Finger Pluck. FINGER PLUCK!

    posted @ 9/22/2008 08:00:00 AM
    The start of the week brings another new episode of the ESH podcast, and this week we learn that caffeine and sugar do not sit too awful well with the sistahs.

    This is especially true if you add prescription drugs to the mix. poor Pandalicious and her messed up foot. But neither the pain nor giddiness of the two keeps them from chatting about Spore:Creatures on the DS Lite, RockBand 2 co-operative play on da interwebs, and how the lack of XBox Live can drive lonely ninjas nutzoid.

    If you want to get the gist of what the episode is about, check out the titles we didn't use for this one:
    • Bomb Ash Is Not Bomb Ass
    • There's Always a "Why?" At the End of Sex
    • I Am What I Bee
    • Double-Stuf Oreos -- That's the Team I Bat For
    • The Legend of the Three-Tiered Easy Bake Cake
    • The Love Toilet: Our Worst Tangent Ever
    • EA Makes Me Want to Use Three Condoms
    • Panda's Wielding the Stick of Righeousness
    • A Cramp Ruined My White Wedding
    • Mentos: The Memory Taker
    • and
    • I Failed Chemistry, But I Remember Ionic and Covalent Bonds

    So sit back and enjoy ESH podcast episode 114: I Said Finger Pluck. FINGER PLUCK!

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    Episode 113: Rhythm Games Gonna Get Cha!

    posted @ 9/15/2008 08:00:00 AM
    It's already "that time" of the week again...time for the ESH crew to drop a new episode of the podcast on you to help kick your week off right!

    NinJaSistah and Pandalicious once again hold the hour down talking about games and generally entertaining topics ranging from rhythm games in general to the final on disc track listings of Activision'sGuitar Hero: World Tour, Harmonix's Rockband 2, and Konami'sRock Revolution. Somehow David Bowie makes it into the conversation again as well as incest which is mostly Panda's fault for bringing Viva Pinata: Trouble In Paradise to the table.

    We didn't have a long list of titles to choose from this week, but if you want an idea of how the show stacks up to the others, one title on the list was "no pants, no WoW, no problem." That's all I got for you folks, so grab your morning or evening drink and enjoy podcast episode 113: Rhythm Games Gonna Get Cha!

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    Episode 112: Dongles Dangle But They Don't Fall Down

    posted @ 9/08/2008 01:32:00 AM
    Even though NinjaSistah is suffering from jet lag, Pandalicious is suffering from a stairway fall and MagicMystic is suffering from a mysterious ailment, this episode of the ESH podcast is surprisingly cogent.

    The Ninja starts it out by talking more about her experiences at the Penny Arcade Expo the previous weekend, particularly new gadgets from Razer and a velvety, but ultimately disappointing videogame. In the meantime, Panda has fallen into lust over a sidescroller called Castle Crashers.

    Along the way, their discussions inspired these potential episode titles:

    Chris Paladino Can't Feel It Vibrate

    Gravity -- It's the Law!

    The Sistahs Don't Have a Point-and-Shoot Interface

    Panda Would Grow Two More Ears for Another Razer Headset

    I Love It When Things Dangle Off My Laptop

    She Didn't Know 007, But She Could Probably Count That Hight

    Don't Ask NinjaSistah About Her Panty Story

    Panda Kissed All the Princesses

    Listen, PAX Attendees: Hot Water Plus Soap Equals Clean

    Ecstacy for Everyone? That's a Different E4All

    I Hate Lag -- It's Impeding My Social Lifes


    In any case, we thing you're gonna like Episode 112: Dongles Dangle But They Don't Fall Down.

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    My Top 5: Things I Saw At PAX

    posted @ 9/01/2008 08:00:00 AM
    So, the Penny Arcade Expo is now over and I'm bushed, but it is Monday so I had to hit you guys with a special episode of the ESH podcast created by yours truly.

    I got to spend a bunch of time on the show floor all over the place and see some great stuff over the past three days and collected all my thoughts onto this nice little show. From the XBox experience to RockBand 2, I have seen so much crap that it's all running together, but the most important piece of the show was that I was able to see and touch all the things you wish you could have if you were able to be in Seattle yourself.

    I talked to MajorNelson and N'Gai for you. They say hi.

    So sit back, relax and enjoy ESH podcast My Top 5 Things I Saw At PAX!

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    Episode 111: The Sistahs' Are Shooting Blanks

    posted @ 8/25/2008 08:00:00 AM
    If the title alone doesn't clue you in that it's new podcast episode Monday, I don't know what will.

    In this episode of the podcast the girls talk about the anime series "SpeedGrapher," mis-steps and corrections that SCEA can make with the PS3 to recapture the bulk of the gamer market, things that make Panda want to punch babies in the face, EA games, PAX, PAX preparations, the fact that Pandalicious is not going to PAX but NinJa is, "Watchmen" the movie versus the graphic novel, and more. Don't believe me, check out the titles we didn't use for the show.
    • Holes First, Person Second
    • I'm Anything But Cheap
    • A Hot Bed of Gamer Geek Sausage
    • Belching With Joy
    • Did They Put Pudding In Your Bowling Ball Again?
    • Suck It Up, Build It In (That Sounds So Dirty)
    • NinJa Rags On Sony Again
    • If Sony Was Bachelor No.2, It Would Lose Again
    • Someone Shot My Smilie Face
    • Geometry Wars Doesn't Suck Asteroids
    • It Makes Me Want To Punch Babies
    • If You Think There Was A Lot of Breaststroking At The Olympics, You Should See SpeedGrapher
    • and finally
    • If You Snap It, You'll Go Blind

    Yep, it's another random, fun podcast for you guys, so sit back and enjoy podcast episode 111: The Sistahs' Are Shooting Blanks

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    Episode 110: And Now Girls On Trampolines!

    posted @ 8/18/2008 08:00:00 AM
    Monday is here again, and so is a new episode of the ESH podcast. The girl team is complete on this one so expect randomness galore this hour and change.

    The episode kicks off with Pandalicious and MagicMystic discussing how they came to love and specialize on the topics they, well, are experts on here at camp ESH. [In case you are new to the game, Panda shows anime some love while Magic takes us down the dark and [every once and a while] psychotic path of manga. While the girls chat about their passions and influences toward them, Ninja tries to keep up by hanging back in the corner.

    When the dust settles, NinJaSistah jumps into the conversation to talk about the resurgence of the Science Fiction genre in mainstream entertainment and the pros and cons of it's new found popularity. It's another weird and wacky episode guys, check out the titles we didn't use for this one:
    • Off-Topic's the Best Place to Be
    • if I Had Known, I Would Have Worn Pants @ M4M Night
    • if It's Good For Your Heart, It's Crap
    • Fluff Is Not a Milk Substitute
    • My Blank Is Different From Her Blank
    • Tales From The Kids Table
    • This Tiara makes Me Completely Unrecognizable
    • Your Mom Should Never Ask What That Tentacle Is Doing
    • Panda's Guide to the Four Stages of Sex
    • The Pickle Distracted MagicMystic
    • This Isn't A Filler Episode - Everything Is Meaningful
    • That's Very Smexy
    • I Want to Punt Small Children
    • What Magic Is Tasting is The Combination Blue dye No.1 and Yellow Dye No. 5
    • The Flintstones Is Not Completely Historically Accurate Either
    • Green M&M's and Communist Plots
    • And Something Raunchy This Way Comes
    • and
    • Alan Rickman Is So Hard

    So hunker down, grab a cup of joe and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 110: And Now Girls On Trampolines!

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    Episode 109: How Do You Play Where's Your Pickle?

    posted @ 8/11/2008 08:00:00 AM
    It's another all-videogame podcast, but, as usual, the Sistahs careen dangerously toward the profane and near-profane.

    While Ninja proclaims the goodness of the Pure and Braid videogames, Panda admits her love for retro games, particularly those that can be found through XBox Live. It all leads up to a future topic for the podcast: How to Turn Your Wii Into a Micro-brewery.

    I think we all have to admit that would be quite effective in selling the Wii to hardcore gamers.

    So please enjoy Episode 109 of the ElectricSistaHood podcast, How Do You Play Where's Your Pickle?

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    Episode 108: It's Like Food In My Mouth

    posted @ 8/04/2008 03:28:00 PM
    It's the story about a MagicMystic who wasn't listening, a Ninja making profane T-shirts for children and a Panda who just couldn't wait. You might think of it as the latest episode of the ElectricSistaHood podcast, but we prefer to think of it as just another slice of life.

    Magic starts it out by talking about the manga "Pet Shop of Horrors" and Ninja and Panda finish it up by giving their love to the new Soul Caliber IV. In between all that, they present another hour of hilarity for all of you.

    Just get a load of the titles that were turned down for this episode:

    Just Listen To It and Figure It Out

    The Heartbreak of Numb Butt

    When Naruto Met a Night Elf Chick

    If a Tree Falls In the Woods, Does It Get Turned Into a Manga?

    My Favorite Word of the Week Was Circle-Jerk

    We Don't Really Have DILLIGAF For Kids

    The Day WoW Was Not Played

    Let's Not Talk About Boob Brutality

    The Soul Caliber Unlockable for Windows? Clippy!

    So Many Accessories, They Should Call It Sim Caliber

    If Robert E. Lee Had Invisible Naked Chick Army, We'd Be Celebrating His Birthday

    Soul Caliber Finally Realized I'm Fat

    The T-shirt Has Yoda and Siegfried -- Where's Roy?

    I Hate Being Pwned, But I Love the Attention

    Maids Prefer To Think Of Their Hats As Tiaras

    I Pahked My Cah Then Became a Shirt-Rippah

    Mamma Mia, Not Another Musical Episode

    Token With the Sistahs (Not, It's Not the New Cheech & Chong Movie)


    So enjoy Episode 108: It's Like Food In My Mouth and don't forget to start sucking up to the Sistahs. You gotta get one of those tokens somehow.

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    Episode 107: Friends Don't Let Friends Drink And Podcast

    posted @ 7/28/2008 08:00:00 AM
    If you ever sit and ponder on the idea of people of a young-ish age drinking, let this new episode of the ESH podcast be the proof you need to "just say nay!"

    This week, MagicMystic returns and brings with her balance to the force while Panda and Ninja enjoy some adult juice before, during, and probably after the episode.

    This episode starts with Ninja talking about the new XBLive Arcade title Go! Go! Break Steady that she keep calling "Go! Go! Beat Street" reports on some of the feelings around the industry about E3, and the hopefully triumphant return of the fighting genre on the back of Soul Calibur IV. Magic chimes in with her new found XBox-y goodness and general discovery of "the new" as she shares first impressions of her new XBox 360 Elite as well as latent desires for an XBLive account, and then Panda brings up the rear and talks about the anime and manga series, Full Metal Panic. The gals are back to normal and completely off topic as usual.

    Here are some of the random things said during the show that could have been used as titles, but weren't:
    • Wallmart, Baby Come Back!
    • The Big "E" Is Big
    • MagicMystic Is Back, And Out Of The Closet
    • Jobless Wonder To The Rescue-ish
    • It's Not The Size of Your GamerScore, But How You Use It
    • You Don't Wanna Waste Your Bombs
    • Don't Pay The Toll When 5-0's On Your Ass
    • This Podcast Is Abridged
    • and finally
    • FUSION DANCE OF PAIN!

    Hope you have a hot cup of coffee on hand, because you want to stay awake for this one folks. I give you, ESH podcast episode 107: Friends Don't Let Friends Drink & Podcast!

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    Episode 106: Did I Giggle That Outside Loud?

    posted @ 7/21/2008 08:00:00 AM
    Who doesn't like new podcast episode Monday? Productive people that's who. Let us help you start your week off on the unproductive tip with this episode of our podcast.

    Sans MagicMystic yet again, the sistah's stick to the gaming topic covering both the new and upcoming starting with Panda's take on the game Project Origin and Ninja sharing some of what she was able to take away from the assorted E3 coverage.

    From talking about the survival horror game genre to specific experiences with titles like Manhunt and Silent Hill to the thriller-chiller types including the "I don't think NinJa is ever going to finish it" BioShock game. Ninja talks God of War 3, Animal Crossing: City Folk, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Portal 2, and Oneechanbura.

    It's another one of our lively podcast episodes people, here are some of the titles we decided not to use to name it:

    • Don't. Stop. Waitin' Fer RockBand 2, Yeah
    • Who? Guess Who?
    • Don't Sell Your Soul For Tic-Tacs
    • The New Animal Crossing Lets Me Be Mii
    • Kratos Makes Ninja's Gamer Boner Hard
    • Kratos Was A Red-Headed Step Child
    • Panda's Birthday Is Another 11 1/2 Months Away
    • Killing Me Softly with Her Sword
    • We Will. We Will...Flock Ewe
    • Videogame Word of the Year: Booty
    • E3 Didn't Want Me? Well, They're Not Invited to My Place Either
    • We Have Nothing To Fear But the Sequel to Fear Itself
    • This Guy's Full of Beans, and That Is a Bad Thing
    • Don't Ever Attend a Zmbie Reunion
    • and finally
    • Brain Exlax, I Like that

    If that hasn't told you everything you need to know about this week's podcast, then saddle up and give a listen to ESH podcast episode 106: Did I giggle That Outside Loud?

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    Episode 105: This Is Fan Service...WITHOUT My Crotch

    posted @ 7/14/2008 08:00:00 AM
    It's hard to explain the title until you listen to the episode, but trust me this new episode of the ESH podcast is quite the piece of work.

    In this episode of the podcast, the sistah's run the video game, entertainment and anime gauntlet from the audience choice re-review of the anime series Angel Sanctuary to new games on the E3 horizon. Would it be an ESH podcast if we didn't talk about incest, angst, mentioning Bioshock or complaining about videogames/comic titles being turning into feature length films? I don't think so. To give you a better idea of how the episode turned out, here are the titles we didn't choose:

    • Sucked Into a Portal of Happiness
    • God Knows, Even In His Sleep
    • Again With the Incest
    • I Love Her, So I Need to Kill Her
    • The Sex Scenes Are Pretty Cool, Just Pretend They're Not Related
    • Just Say "No" to Will Smith
    • Want to Beat Darth Vader? Smack James Earl Jones in the Face
    • It's Big. It's Black. and It Makes No Noise
    • My Only Real Complaint Is that It's Short
    • I Finally Took Out Ghandhi - I'm Not Proud to Say That
    • and
    • FYI: Incest Sends Your Soul to Hell

    So grab your morning or evening cup of joe and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 105: This Is Fan Service...WITHOUT My Crotch

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    Episode 104: My Senses Are There, My Balls Are Not Inert, Lock & Load, Let's Go!

    posted @ 7/07/2008 08:00:00 AM
    It's Monday again, and it's time once more for a new episode of the ESH podcast.

    I hope you guys and gals from the land of ESH had a happy and safe holiday weekend. I know I did, and I'm pretty sure that Panda did. Today we have another NinJa/Panda podcast episode where NinJa goes a bit in depth on the video game GRID and Panda shares some of her first impressions on the Diablo 3 announcement. It's a nearly all video game fun-packed episode, that you should totally pick up right now.

    Don't believe me, here are some of the titles we decided not to use that came from the episode:
    • Do You Question My Skills? (When don't I?)
    • You Shouldn't Rape Your Tech They Can't Say "No."
    • The Story of a Ninja Called Spanky
    • ESHDog Cannot Be Controlled
    • Lik eSands In an Hourglass, These Are The Races of Our Lives
    • Ive Got Anal Leakage, But I'm Not Anxious About It.
    • When ESHMom Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy
    • Omnipotent Does Not Equal Omniscient
    • Never Trust Cheese That Doesn't Melt
    • In Diablo 4, He Fights That Super Boxer From Russia
    • If She's Got Multiple Boobies, Who's Looking At Her Face?
    • If You Think That Anal Leakage Is Bad, Guess What Her Armpits Do
    • Is It Time For A WoW Siesta?
    • WoW Craves, Diablo Saves Saves
    • and
    • Coming Soon: Smackdown! Diable VS Bobby Flay

    It's a good episode, so grab your coffee and enjoy ESH podcast episode 104: My Senses Are There, My Balls Are Not Inert, Lock & Load, Let's Go!

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    Episode 103: Throw Some Bleeps On That...

    posted @ 6/30/2008 10:10:00 AM
    You say you want a revolution? Well, Ninjasistah sure wants one. And that's just one of the topics of this week's ElectricSistaHood podcast.

    The Ninja has fallen in love with the free Xbox 360 demo of Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution, even though it stands for all the things she normally hates in a videogame. But, as a fan of the Parker Brothers' board game Risk, Ninja is willing to overlook the game's natural shortcomings.

    For Pandalicious, a fan of turn-based, role playing games, Lost Odyssey is right up her alley, even though she's barely scratched the surface of the four-disc set. As you might expect, the Sistahs have plenty of fun with the game's protagonist, a 1,000-year-old man named Kaim.

    Along the way, the Sistahs talk about online guides and the unexpected malady that has befallen MagicMysticGrl, who doesn't appear in this week's podcast.

    And, about the title for the episode? Well, we might have left a word off the end. You'll have to listen to the thing to hear the whole title.

    Here are the titles we rejected:

    Just Say No to Drano

    The Finger of the Internet is Pointing at You

    Did You Just Get Hit With a Ridiculous Stick?

    RPG Battle: Fun vs. Emo

    Qu'est-ce que c'est Ninja Gaiden?

    Every Guy Says His Unit is Magic, But Kaim's Really Is

    Hot Kaim Action Inside -- Live!

    Death is Coming for Panda, and She's Relieved

    Dead and Gone to a Place He Can't Go, Kaim Must Be Emo

    Lost Odyssey = Lost Syllables


    So enjoy this week's ESH Episode 103: Throw Some Bleeps On That... and have a great Fourth of July weekend.

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    Episode 102: When NinJa Talks About Her Nuts, People Listen

    posted @ 6/23/2008 08:00:00 AM
    Monday brings with it yet another episode of the ESH podcast, and in this one the sistahs' steal the limelight and hold it hostage for about an hour.

    NinJaSistah takes the mic first this go 'round to speak on a topic near and dear to her heart, Ninja Gaiden II. From new visuals, lamest ninja name ever, to best and worst aspects of initial gameplay NinJa brings the sexy black. I mean back.

    Then Pandalicious talks about her newly addicted Wii Fit experience. The yoga that is easy, what the game is and is not, and how it affects her daily life. MagicMystic chimes in a time or too before having to head out early. All in all, it's one of our normal, wacky shows. Here are some of the episode titles we rejected:
    • It Helps If You're Nimble and Omnicient
    • From The Look Of The Ninja Gaiden Girls You'd Think Goodyear Was The Sponsor
    • Lamest Name For A NinJa: Joe
    • AI Can Be A Sneaky Bastard
    • No, The Dog Didn't Eat Panda's Homework
    • And Then She Mentioned Richard Simmons' Weiner
    • If Your Kid Turns Into A Pretzel, Turn The Wii Fit Off Now!
    • My Fat Mii Haunts Me
    • and
    • Gravity Is A Bitch And Always Wins


    Told you it was the normal wacky episode from the ESH girls. So sit back, relax and enjoy podcast episode 102: When NinJa Talks About Her Nuts, People Listen

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    Episode 101: Not To Spoil It For You, but This Episode Ends In Goodbye

    posted @ 6/16/2008 08:00:00 AM
    Monday yet again people, and here we go with a fresh new episode of the ESH podcast for you.

    In this episode of the podcast the girls talk a bit about nearly every entertainment medium. We gots a bit of manga, a bit of anime, some feature film stuff all topped off with video game shizzole.

    Pandalicious kicks off the show talking about the anime series Hell Girl based off of the manga of the same name. She and Magic go back and forth a bit exploring what works and what doesn't in the series. MagicMystic then shares her impressions of the new Hulk movie and NinJaSistah closes out the show talking about E3.

    To give you an idea of the kind of show we had, here are the titles we rejected:
    • NinJa Can't Fly, But She Can Jump to Conclusions
    • No..Un..com..piled Da-ta EVER!!!
    • It's The Season For Creepy Flowers
    • The Cat In The Hat Was Not In The Prestige
    • Panda Makes A Fight Club Reference Nobody Else Understands
    • Hulk Smash! Movie Not!
    • Panda's Comic Book Cred Just Plummeted
    • Levitating Trumps Hovering
    • Attention Game Makers: Panda's Up For Payola
    • Exclusive: NinJa's Guide To Carnal Solicitation
    • The Love-Hate Relationship With E3 Has Turned Back To Hate
    • and
    • I'm Pre-Retractable


    It's a completely rounded out episode folks, so sit back and enjoy episode 101: Not To Spoil It For You, But This Episode Ends In Goodbye.

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    Episode 100: Go Team Venture!

    posted @ 6/09/2008 08:00:00 AM
    LAUNCH
    The podcast kicked off in 2006 with the first episode being released on May 3rd, and we have been cranking them out ever since. Over 100 total released shows [We have done a bunch of My Top Fives people] ESH has really grown into something unexpected, but ultimately an insane amount of fun to do.
 In this episode of the podcast we talk about how we got to be two years old.

    CHANGE
    I launched the site in April of 06 as SplendidBlunder.com. Originally, the idea was to have a space on the web to create, post, mix, and remix other people’s GarageBand projects. It was going to be a playground for Panda and I, and while we were having all of our conversations about the setup, we kept wasting time talking about Video games and anime.

    GROWTH
    We realized quickly that we wouldn’t be able to do just the site or the podcast alone, and began recruiting our more than geeky friends to join the family. The first recruit was MagicMystic, then came Evermore, MonkeyDoo, Douceswild, GeekWoman, madameRoslin, theAdmiral, colonelPanic, and most recently KingBabyDuck.
    We started out small, with only 1000 people on average hitting the site, and now, we do quite a bit better. I figure it has to be the crazy that keeps them coming back, because there is definitely nothing out there like us.

    We will be making autographed DVD’s featuring all of the podcast episodes over the last two years available on the ESH site shortly.

    We thank you for your attention, and toast to another hundred. Enjoy podcast episode number 100: Go Team Venture!

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    Listen Live to the Sistahs on Friday

    posted @ 6/04/2008 10:02:00 AM
    It took some juggling of schedules, but the time and date for the recording of the 100th Episode of the ElectricSistaHood podcast has been set for Friday, June 6 at 8 p.m. Eastern time. And we want you to be there.

    The Sistahs will be recording live on Skypecast, Skype's public broadcasting service. You can participate absolutely free -- all you need is to go to skype.com, get the free Skype software and set it up prior to the podcast.

    By the way, if you haven't used Skype in a while, be sure to get the latest version. Everyone will appreciate that you did.

    And you won't just be sitting back in your chairs listening, either. We're trying to get all the ESH regulars and fans there to participate.

    There are some limitations, of course. Skype allows only five people the ability to speak at a time -- and three of those slots will be filled by NinjaSistah, Pandalicious and MagicMysticGrl -- which leaves only two slots for guests, so please be patient if you're not immediately involved. We'll make sure everyone gets their chance to participate. Of course, you'll need a set of headphones to listen and a microphone if you want to talk.

    For those of you who are mystified by the International Date Line, here is the time for other time zones:

    7 p.m. Central time (which includes Wisconsin, Oklahoma and Louisiana)

    6 p.m. Mountain time (for those folks in places like Wyoming and New Mexico)

    5 p.m. Pacific (not Specific) time (that's Vegas, LA and Silicon Valley)

    2 p.m. in Hawaii

    9 a.m. Saturday in Tokyo

    4 a.m. Saturday in Moscow

    1 a.m. Saturday in London


    We'll give you a link directly to the Skypecast in the countdown area of the home page once it has begun, so you won't have to hunt around for it on the Skype website.

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    Episode 99: Indiana Jones and the Blah-Blah-Blah

    posted @ 6/02/2008 01:45:00 AM
    ESH goes to the movies in this week's podcast and you won't believe how much Magic hates the new Indiana Jones film.

    The Sistahs use Magic's bad review as a springboard for their dislike of most of the bad movies based on videogames and how much they wish there were more films like Iron Man and fewer like the last X-Man film.

    Here are the titles we rejected for this week's show:

    Indiana Jones and the Cake Is a Lie

    Fluffy Man Boa? Not Today

    Chia Pet Naruto -- Believe It!

    FYI: Russia Is a Damn Cold Place

    George Lucas Can Still FuX Things Up

    They Shoot Russians In Roswell, Don't They?

    My Frigidaire Is My Savior

    Two Words: Necco Wafers


    Don't forget that the live recording of the 100th episode is Friday, June 6. Look for details on the website. But in the meantime, give a listen to Episode 99: Indiana Jones and the Blah-Blah-Blah.

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    My Top 5: Video Games of 2008

    posted @ 5/26/2008 03:03:00 PM
    Being Monday, we had to hit you with a new episode of the podcast... but this one probably should have been left in the oven a bit longer.

    Poor Pandalicious has having some serious internet issues which left Evermore with a hell of a job editing a show together, but they pulled it off pretty damn well if you ask me. In this episode of the podcast, Panda shares her top five video games of 2008 [so far] with you. There are a couple of honorable mentions and a list that I only have a single problem with. Let's see if you can guess which game gives me the heebie geebies.

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    Episode 98: This Podcast Is Ribbed for Your Pleasure

    posted @ 5/19/2008 04:08:00 PM
    Gauging by the title of this week's show, there's more going on than just the usual anime, manga and videogames.

    In this episode, Pandalicious discusses the anime Paprika, MagicMysticGrl talks about the manga MeruPuri: Marchen Prince and NinjaSistah brings up the latest videogame news.

    The rejected titles for the episode? Right here:

    ESH Myths Revealed: Ninja Has Three Boobs

    Last Week's New Word Was V'jayhole, This Week It's Omnimpotent

    Whatever Shall I Do With All This Sexiness?

    You Don't Bathe Other People's Children

    It's Cute to Be Stupid When You're Young

    You Had Me At Sorceress

    Magic Has a Nero Complex

    I Asked for Toilet Paper and They Gave Me Nectar

    In Your Pants -- It's Where Panda Always Goes

    A Horse Dissected Cannot Stand


    So enjoy this week's podcast Episode 98: This Podcast Is Ribbed for Your Pleasure.

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    Episode 97: Cops Don't Like It When You Shoot Them

    posted @ 5/12/2008 01:39:00 AM
    The Sistahs discuss both the unpronounceable and the unspeakable in this week's podcast, and it's a guaranteed hoot and a half.

    First up is MagicMystic's telling of an anime called Mnemosyne. While you won't lose your head over this tale, you might lose a hand.

    Next, Ninjasistah and Pandalicious discuss their love for the gangsters, ho's and bitches in Grand Theft Auto IV. Sure, the game's violent and profane, but also loveable in its own twisted way.

    Along the way, Panda even coins a new word: V'jayhole. You'll have to hear it to believe it.

    Anyway, you've seen the title of this week's podcast. Here are the ones the Sistahs rejected:

    You've just been Panderized!

    We'll Chase Magic Down and Poke Her With a Stick

    Kitten Snot Might Make You Laugh -- Might Not

    Leaving the Land of Noisy Colors

    Cat Girl Chasing Towel Girl? Cool!

    Finding Rare Stamps Might Sound Boring, But You Won't Lose a Hand Over It

    The Best Anime Ever About a Human Shish-Kebab

    Don't Chain My, Uh, Heart

    Radio's Dying -- Except On Grand Theft Auto

    A Very Special ESH: The Girls Discuss Lap Dances

    I Wouldn't Be Surprised to See Myself On World's Stupidest Drunk Drivers


    Go ahead and take a listen to Episode 97: Cops Don't Like It When You Shoot Them.

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    Episode 96: M Is For the Many Times I Taped You

    posted @ 5/04/2008 11:10:00 PM
    In anticipation of Mother's Day next weekend, we've put together a very special episode of ElectricSistaHood (and we swear that, unlike Blossom, nobody's pregnant). You can listen to it right here.

    The episode's a conglomeration of excerpts, both from the regular podcast and stuff that came from outtakes and pre-show antics, that feature conversations about and with the mother of Pandalicious and Ninjasistah, as well as an excerpt with MagicMysticGrl's mom.

    Here's a impromptu poem for ESHmom:

    M is for the Many times we taped her,
    O means that this joke is getting Old.
    T is for the Teasing that we gave her,
    H means that Hell is getting cold.
    E is for the Euros Panda's needing,
    R means you aRen't going to get a break.

    Put them all together, they spell MOTHER.
    And your daughter Panda's on the take.


    We've interspersed the comments about ESHmom in this podcast with messages from 2007 to the mothers of a fourth grade class at Hoover Elementary School (probably in Council Bluffs, Iowa). The messages are a great counterpoint to the Sistahs' comments. If you want to hear more of these messages, just look for them at archive.org.

    The gang will be recording a new episode next week, so look forward to that. In the meantime, please enjoy this behind-the-scenes tribute to ESHmom and all moms everywhere as we present Episode 96: M Is For the Many Times I Taped You.

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    Episode 95: Batman Doesn't Eat Babies

    posted @ 4/28/2008 12:01:00 AM
    You say you want a revolution, well, you know... we aren't here to change the world. Monday still equals new podcast episode day, and I don't see that changing anytime too soon.

    In this episode of the podcast, the girls cover the popular creative peoples website, "Deviant Art" as well as the anime series "Vampire Knight" and examine the possible effect GTA IV may have on the national release of the "Iron Man" film. We are chock full of something on this episode people, and I think it just may possibly be caffeine. Don't quote me on that one though, just check out the titles we didn't use for this episode and draw your own conclusions:
    • OC BC Does Not Equal AC/DC
    • Everyone Is Social On Da InterWebs
    • He Wasn't Worth Remembering
    • I Heart Vampiress (And They Heart, Hearts
    • We Have Angst With A Little More Angst On The Side
    • A T-Rex Mobster? ow Does He Tie A Windsor Knot?
    • I'm More Isolated Than Ever ON The InterWebs
    • Don't Trust Mean People...That's What They WANT You To Do!
    • and
    • It's Hay Fever Season, But YOu Shouldn't Sneeze Sparkles


    Yeah, we go up and down the spectrum this week, trying our best to remind you that time is running out to try and win that custom GTA IV Xbox 360 Elite and bring you some fun insights on the realms of geek, game, and anime... so sit back and enjoy podcast episode number 95: Batman Doesn't Eat Babies.

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    Episode 94: Ninja's Dangling Chad Just Lost Her The Game

    posted @ 4/21/2008 12:31:00 AM
    Being Monday and all, far be it from us to keep a new episode of the ESH podcast from you.

    In this episode of the podcast NinJasistah kicks off her editorial piece on the good, the hrm, and the wickedly awesome tip for video game franchises with her take on Super Smash Brothers. Pandalicious jumps in the mix to talk about the anime series Soul Eater a weird and dark tale that Panda swears can be liked to the bastard child of Bleach and One Piece. [Yeah, try to get that image out of your head.] But don't think we don't have some randomness for you. We work a little Paranoia Agent, Death Note,and even a couple of references to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Don't trust me? Check out the titles we didn't use:
    • Panda Likes It Random
    • That Death Scythe Would Be handy Around Plants & Shrubs
    • 11-Year-Old Girls Shouldn't Spend time Around Ham
    • The Chicks Got Pregnant And Their Babies Had Horns
    • Hooray For Incest
    • Shinigami School For The Who?
    • Here We Go Again With The Angsty Crap
    • Papa Wassa Manslut Scythe
    • and
    • Mmm! Catwitch


    And, we want to take this opportunity to let you know that you could win something KRAZY cool. We have joined forces with the All Games Radio Network fam and will be giving away one of eight GTAIVlimited edition Xbox 360 Elites to one lucky listener. Wanna know how you can win it? Well here's the lowdown. One of the cornerstones of the GTA series is the in-game radio stations, complete with spoof ads and spoof segments. It's time for you to do that.

    Submit a sound clip no longer than 120 seconds in the style of a GTA4 Radio Station commercial for ESH. It can be a spoof ad, segment, song, whatever.

    It is up to each affiliate if they wish to force the content to pertain directly to their show, be it an ad for the show or something regarding an inside joke from the show, or to allow the submission to just be about gaming in general.

    • THE PARTICIPANTS
    • All Games Interactive
    • Dead Pixel Live
    • The Bobby Blackwolf Show
    • Orange Lounge Radio
    • Superhappyfuntimeshow
    • ElectricSistaHood
    • MediSpective
    • ChatterBox Video Game Radio
    • Video Game Outsiders
    • Ultimate Quest
    • The Video Games Show
    • Platform Nation



    THE RULES

    1. The entry can be in the form of an MP3 emailed to the affiliate show OR as a voicemail left on that show's voicemail line.
    2. Only one entry per affiliate show, however multiple affiliate shows can be entered with unique audio clips. (No sending the same audio to multiple shows.)
    3. Submissions will either be played on the affiliate show or put up on
      the show's website (or forums.allgames.com) and will be voted on via the community in a poll with the results hidden. Winners of these votes advance to the final round.
    4. If one person wins multiple affiliate contests, a coin flip will determine which show he/she wins, the other show chooses the runner-up as their finalist.
    5. The contest is only open to North American residents, as it is an NTSC console.
    6. No copywritten materials are permitted in the entry - parody is okay, just don't use the original.
    7. All submissions become the property of the affiliate show they are submitted to, as they will be used in promotion of that show.
    8. Cast and crew of the participating affiliate shows are not eligible.
    9. The decisions of the judges (affiliate show hosts at the affiliate level, All Games Radio at the final level) is final.


    THE SCHEDULE
    • Sunday, April 20th: Submission period opens
    • Sunday, May 4th: Submission deadline at midnight PT, 3am EST


    You got that? You could win a FREAKING XBox Elite MAN!!!! All you got to do is create a GTAIV style radio ad for ESH or any of the All Games Radio Affiliates and submit it to us as an MP3 with your contact info to this address.


    So fill up yo' cup friends and enjoy ESH podcast episode number 94: NinJa's Dangling Chad Just Lost Her The Game

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    Episode 93: You Can't Have Your Cake And Cheat It Too!

    posted @ 4/14/2008 07:00:00 AM
    Another Monday bears forth another new episode of the ESH podcast, and this one is as entertaining as all the rest.

    Today, Pandalicious takes you through the anime series Bus Gamer based on the short series manga of the same name while NinJaSistah [slow on the update, admittedly] talks about her new Portal/OrangeBox experience. Even though MagicMystic was MIA for this recording, the girls were still able to find a way to off on some interesting tangents.

    Don't believe me? Here are the rejected episode titles:
    • Sitting In The Ooze, Waiting To Respawn
    • The Office Was Empty, But It Wasn't The Weekend
    • My Companion Cube Was Alone On Valentines Day
    • Nobody Ate Anybody In Staying Alive Either
    • Somebody Ought To Put That Morality Chip Into Dick Chaney
    • That Dude In Portal? He's A Chick
    • Dat Cube Gotta Go!
    • Hot Man Candy Has A Gooey Center
    • Walk Softly and Carry A Big Lead Pipe
    • Muppets Singin About Killing Me Scares Me
    • I'm Not Comfortable With A Man Having A Baby
    • It's An Animated World, And I'm An Animated Girl
    • The World Wildlife Fund Has Nothing On Them
    • and
    • I'd Tell You About The Third Episode, But I've Slept Since Then


    So grab another cup o' joe and take a listen to ESH podcast episode 93: You Can't Have Your Cake And Cheat It Too!

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    Episode 92: Anime, It's Not Me, It's You

    posted @ 4/06/2008 12:00:00 AM
    Monday rears it's ugly face area again and so the ESH Crew gives you a new episode of the podcast to hide behind.

    In this episode of the podcast, the regular trio is back at it to talk about the anime series Paranoia Agent the manga Dazzle and the disconnect with animes optioned from manga with a smattering of Fushigi Yugi and a few other things.

    To give you an idea of the places we go, here are the titles we didn't use for this episode:

    • Dance Moves To Die For
    • Then Anime Boston Turned Into The Shining
    • No One Told Me About the NinJa Rape
    • It's Like The Lion King, Without The Lions
    • The Old Lady Pulled a Geraldo
    • It's Not Like We've Ever Shied Away From Spoilers Before
    • Twisted, Dark and Perverse - That's Entertainment!
    • They Don't Sell Kool-Aid At Suicide.com
    • We Haven't Talk About Incest In a Long Time
    • They Should Have Called Him HeckBoy
    • Bitch! Listen To Bruce Willis!
    • Coming Next Week: Whatever NinJa Wanted to Talk About
    • and
    • Inside Joke of The Week: You Just Lost The Game


    Yeah, it's going to be that kind of episode. So sit back, relax and enjoy podcast Episode 92: Anime, It's Not Me, It's You!

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    Episode: 91: Panda's Never Put A Beat-Down On A Ho

    posted @ 3/31/2008 12:08:00 AM
    Yeah, you know you love the new podcast day here at ESH, and so do we!

    In this episode of the ESH podcast NinJaSistah and Pandalicious touch on the issue of race in animation and games starting with the catalyst The Boondocks then floating over to the topic of the forth coming PS2 title Persona 4 from Atlus. It's one of them there, what the kids call "thought provoking" episodes that we are known to do from time to time.

    If you need a little convincing to download this episode, here are the titles we didn't use:
    • Fred Flintson Drinks Yabba-Dabba-Dew
    • Panda's Coined a New Word: Aggerize
    • The Cosby Kids Don't Live In the Boondocks
    • It's Not Bad Being The Only Chocolate Chip In The Cookie
    • and
    • If You LIke DBZ Eyebrows, You're Gonna Love This!


    Yeap, it's a great episode, so curl up with a fresh cuppa joe and Episode 91: Panda's Never Put A Beat-Down On A Ho

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    My Top 5 Guitar Hero/Rock Band Downloads

    posted @ 3/24/2008 09:12:00 AM
    When the Panda's away, the Ninja will play. Mostly, she'll play Guitar Hero and Rock Band. While Pandalicious tastes the goodness of Anime Boston, NinjaSistah decided to delve into her collection of downloadable content for Guitar Hero III and Rock Band. And she pulled out her Top 5 faves for this week's podcast.

    Exactly which ones did she pull out of there? Well, you're going to have to actually listen to the thing in order to find out. I'm not telling you here. But let me just say that I think you're going to be pleased with her selections.

    In the meantime, Panda's been blogging about her Anime Boston experience, and she'll be back next week to reveal all the details. So enjoy this week's special podcast topic from NinjaSistah: My Top 5 Guitar Hero/Rock Band Downloads.

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    Episode 90: The Best Little Whorehouse On the PS3

    posted @ 3/17/2008 11:59:00 AM
    With Anime Boston coming up this weekend, the Sistahs are excited as they can be. And that excitement shows in this week's episode of the podcast.

    In addition to a preview of Anime Boston, the Sistahs discuss all facets of gaming. NinjaSistah talks about EA trying to take over Take Two, makers of the Grand Theft Auto series. And Pandalicious goes on and on about dating sim games -- particularly focusing on the question, "why aren't girls the protagonist in these games?"

    In any case, it's well worth your hour and seven minutes to listen in. And in case you were wondering, here are some of the titles they rejected for this week's episode:

    EA's So Rich, Their Cash Is Brown

    ET Listens to This Podcast

    EA Shows Take Two Who's the Bully

    That Sound Emanating From Ninja's Guitar: Shake, Rattle and Roll

    Was That Terriers or Derriers?

    Boston Winos Will Be Heading for Rehab This Week

    A MILF Would Bring a Whole New Dimension to Paperboy

    The Discussion Degenerated to Talk About the Roughness of Sticks

    The Only Come-On Line a Girl Needs Is "Hi"


    So there you go. Let us know what you think about Episode 90: The Best Little Whorehouse On the PS3.

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    Episode 89: It's Like Six Flags Over The Electric Chair

    posted @ 3/12/2008 12:00:00 AM
    I know it's officially Wednesday, but a late new episode of the ESH podcast is always better than never receiving the episode at all.

    Pandalicious shares some musings about viral video treasure trove YouTube, FUNimation channel getting itself out of the rerun doldrums, and self buttering popcorn. [you'll just have to listen to find out more about that one] Then NinJaSistah jumps in to add the sprinklings of gaming news including some first impressions on Legendary, and MagicMystic rounds out the show with another review of an edgy manga title. This title is hard to describe so I'll just give you the name...Deadman Wonderland.

    If you want some help deciding to watch this episode, just check out the rejected title list:

    • Air Causes Cancer-Didn't You Know?
    • Popcorn's Coming! And That's Just Sick
    • Popcorn: Now It Makes It's Own Gravy
    • Point Me To The Nearest Ghost
    • Retards Are Special, Too
    • Crinklebread Must Make Great Toast
    • Magic's Not A Stuntwoman, But She Plays One In A Videogame
    • Take magic To Vegas, I'll Knit A Sweater
    • Kitty Birds Just Don't Look Menacing Enough
    • 101 Things To Do With Your Yang
    • Blood As A Weapon? The Red Cross Can't Keep Up Now!
    • An Eye for A What?!
    • Deadman Wonderland, Great Entertainment For Bulimics
    • The G Ward Really Does Exist
    • YouTube, It fights Mental Boredom
    • and
    • ESH Is Full of Crafty Bastards


    Yeah boy, it's time for ESH Podcast Episode Number 89: It's Like Six Flags Over The Electric Chair

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    Episode 88:It's Upstairs, Downstairs - With Incest!

    posted @ 3/03/2008 12:04:00 AM
    Monday brings a new episode of the ESH podcast, and this one is a doosie!

    In this episode, Pandalicious and NinJaSistah hold down the show chit chattin' about the anime [based off of a harem video game] They Are My Noble Masters and the influence of eastern culture on western culture and back again through the video medium. We get a little deep on the discussion end, and them come back to being the normal chaotic prattle that we usually give you.

    If you need more encouragement, here are the titles we didn't use:

    • Captain Save-a-hoe Sez: No WoW For You
    • It's Gigantaramous- Without The Ramos
    • Turner Movie Classics Is Trying To Kill Me
    • Welcome to The Real World: ESHLand
    • They Don't Bleed, But There's Still A Discharge
    • Helen Mirren's Next Role: the Metropolitan New York Yello Pages
    • How Do You Watch Samurai Champloo? Lather-Rinse-Repeat
    • I Could Watch Maids and Butlers For The Remains of the Day
    • Stay Out of that Stay-Out-of-That-Place, Place
    • No, Really, Incest Makes Me Feel Icky
    • Don't Fondle Your Siblings
    • She Did Not Just...Yeah, Yeah She Did
    • This Is My Noble Masturbation
    • It's Wrong-So Wrong I Give It A Thumbs Up
    • and
    • This episode Comes With A Big Asterisk


    So grab a cup of you favorite liquid and enjoy, Episode 88: It's Upstairs/Downstairs...With Incest!

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    Episode 87: That's The Problem With Theology, Too Much Math

    posted @ 2/25/2008 12:45:00 AM
    Another new Monday equals another new episode of the ESH podcast. And this one gets, well, kinda girlie.

    In this episode of the podcast Pandalicious brings up the demise of the NewType magazine and notes the decline in printed review media focusing on anime or manga here in the US. Then MagicMystic chimes in with her thoughts on the very, very sugary anime series Shugo Chara by TV Tokyo. Not to be left out, NinJaSistah chimes in with some gaming news updates and continues on the sugary sweet anime series Sorcerer Hunters.

    It's a fun episode, but don't take my word for it. Let these rejected episode titles tell reveal the fun-ness of it all...

    • Don't Choke On Microsoft's Wad
    • This Is A Pimpless Podcast
    • Twelve F-Words Makes It Extra Explicit
    • NewType Has Contracted Magazine Cancer
    • MagicMystic Fives The Ultimate Spoiler
    • Panda Puts Out For Published Writers
    • Harry Potter Jumped The Shark At Book Four
    • Sporty Spice Is A Version of Me? Egg-zactly!
    • Yeah, But Can She Transform Into A Camaro?
    • Just Another Manic Chara
    • A Black Egg With An "X" On It? The EAster Bunny's Not Gonna Like That
    • When The Keymaster Met The Gatekeeper
    • You Gotta Be Sick To Watch Sorcerer Hunters
    • These Suspenders Defy All Laws of Physics
    • This Series Puts The "Con" in Necronomicon
    • You'll Be Like That's What Panda Was Talking About
    • Getting Guys Off In 30 Minutes Or Less
    • Panda's Got Too Much Blood In Her Alcohol System
    • I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Toast
    • NewType Kicks It's Own Bucket
    • and
    • Slow Entropy Sucks


    So, grab you a new cuppajoe and settle in to enjoy Episode 87: That's The Problem With Theology, Too Much Math

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    Episode 86: Devil May Cry, And I'm Sobbing A Little Bit Myself

    posted @ 2/17/2008 11:16:00 PM
    With Monday nearly here, you know we had to drop a new episode of the podcast on ya! This week's episode is all about the DMC4 XB360 experience.

    Pandalicious and NinJaSistah jaw over the likes, loves, and WTS moments from Capcom's newest release in the DMC franchise. I'll keep this summary short and let the episode speak for itself... well almost. Here are the titles we didn't use:

    • When Panda's Horny, She Remembers Guy's Names
    • The Newest Character In Devil May Cry? Porky Pig!
    • Hey Mr. Talisman, Tally Me Banana
    • Dante Has A Perfectly Good Reason For Killing That Guy
    • I Was Playing Devil May Cry When Dante Suddenly Became Ricky Ricardo
    • Sparda's Last Name Must Be Johnson
    • Sparda's First Name Must Be Willy
    • They Gave The Girls Really Big Bazookas This Time
    • Trish in Blackface? What Is This? A Minstrel Show?
    • Pandalicious Can't Get Her Mind Off The Pickle
    • Panda Goes Gay-Mer
    • and finally
    • Don't Throw Your Kids At Pandalicious


    Yep, it's a good one indeedy. Join the sistah's in Episode 86: Devil May Cry, and I'm Sobbing A Little Bit Myself

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    Episode 85: Pandalicious Likes the Mic In or Around Her Mouth

    posted @ 2/05/2008 08:11:00 PM
    We're a little late on the draw this week, but it's for a good reason. After a few months of being under the weather, both NinjaSistah and Pandalicious need a little extra time off, so we're extending the time between podcasts just a tiny bit. Thus, you're getting the new program on a Wednesday (instead of the previous Monday), and the next one will be out a week from Monday (President's Day). So give this episode a listen.

    In this episode, the Sistahs are together once again, as Panda makes the long trip down to ESHington for Ninja's birthday. And all that noise in the background? It's ESH Mom making the bed, of course!

    The topics for this week's show: OMG Headsets and Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

    We know how much you love reading the rejected titles and listening to the podcast to see how we came up with them. Here they are:

    After 20 Hours, Anything Would Hurt

    Ears Can Be Very Sexy

    Logitech Won't Be Able To Use This Endorsement

    Why Ask Why (Over and Over Again)

    Nintendo, WTF?

    I Sense a Giant "But" Coming

    I'm All About Kinks, But Not In My Games

    Say "Duck Hunt" Three Times Fast -- I Dare You

    Bowzer Wants Some Spaghetti and Meatballs

    Don't Forget To Remember


    So hunker down and enjoy episode 85: Pandalicious Likes the Mic In or Around Her Mouth. And we'll talk to you again in about 10 days.

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    Episode 84: Sparda Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom

    posted @ 1/27/2008 11:17:00 PM
    Monday brings with it yet another new episode of the ESH podcast, and we have another solid one for you guys.

    In this episode, the gals get together to talk about, well, a little bit of everything. From Pandalicious sharing some of her thoughts on the anime Paradise Kiss, then on to MagicMystic exposing us to the Persona: Trinity Soul anime, and then NinJaSistah talking about sex in video games, Devil May Cry 4 and the passing of actor Heath Ledger.

    It is a rollercoaster ride of an episode this week; lots of highs and lows, lots of tangents. If you don't believe me, just take a look at the titles we rejected:

    • It's What ESH Mom Wants Everyone To Know
    • Anime Dude Looks Like A Lady
    • There's Angst Everywhere
    • The Writers Laughed In My Face-They Can Stay On Strike
    • Franz Ferdinand? Didn't He Pay For Columbus' Boat Trip?
    • Plan B's Not That Shabby
    • The Jeopardy Answer: You Can Unscrew A Light bulb
    • It's Never Good To Shoot Yourself In the Head
    • There's No Racism In Reverse World, Everybody's Pink
    • That Crack/Mother's Back Thing Just Ain't True
    • Personas Can Leap Tall Buildings In A Single Bound
    • Everybody Hates Captain Planet
    • Magic Likes Her Anime Bipolar
    • Alien Sex: Now With Lesbians
    • Getting It On With Marvin The Martian
    • His Name's Shepherd-Not Johnson
    • Space Makes You Horny
    • Devil May Cry All The Way To The Bank
    • Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow+Force=Bad
    • Don't Make Me Sex Slap You
    • and
    • Blowing Persona Chunks


    So as you can see, you need to get a good cup of coffee and commence to listening to episode 84:Sparda Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom

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    Episode 83: Don't Let Nature Go To Voicemail

    posted @ 1/21/2008 01:19:00 PM
    New Monday, new podcast episode.

    In this new episode of the ESH podcast MagicMystic returns to the show [finally] to add a little manwa up in this piece with Banya: The Explosive Delivery Man. Pandalicious pokes her nose into the show and shares her experiences with Scene It: Lights, Camera, Action on the XB360, and NinJaSistah rounds out the hour with the affect Mass Effect has had on her while she's been playing it.

    To get an idea of what's going on in this episode, here are the titles we didn't use:
    • Math Drives Me Insane
    • Pandas Don't Read (Unless They Have To)
    • Panda Needs Scene It: Star Trek TNG
    • MagicMystic Returns To Find Nothing's Changed
    • and finallyl
    • D&D Do's & Don'ts


    It's a full show with the full ESH crew at the helm folks. So sync your ipod, go out to lunch, and listen to Episode 83: Don't Let Nature Go To Voicemail.

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    Episode 82: Went To CES And Partied Like A Lohan

    posted @ 1/14/2008 01:20:00 AM
    Monday again people, so you know we have to bring you a new episode of the ESH podcast. Like the many, many episodes that have come before it this one is chock full of goody goodness.

    In this weeks episode of the podcast Pandalicious shares her take on the TokyoPop manga King of Thorn while NinJaSistah shares some of the HDTV tech that made an impression on her at this years' CES tradeshow. From the 1.5 inch thick Hitachi TV to Sony's pricey OLED and back round to realistic manga characters, we cover a bit of it all this week.

    If you need a better idea of what we cover in this episode, here is the list of the rejected episode titles:
    • Parenthetical Notation Will Keep You Legal
    • Macs Travel In Packs
    • You Can't Take All 42 Inches of My TV
    • Who Will Pay $2500 For 11 Inches
    • You Can't Be An Artist If You Suck
    • Blue Hair And Gold Eyes Are Just Wrong
    • The Bronchitasaur? Now We Know Why They All Died
    • Marko Owen Is Not A New Swimming Pool Game
    • Don't Worry, There's More String On Aisle 5
    • Whiney Is My Kryptonite
    • Bill Gates Is Becoming A Charity Pimp
    • Nature Whoops Sciences' Ass, Everytime
    • and
    • It's Not The Size of Your LCD, But How You Use It


    Grab your mornin' cup of joe and take a listen to ESH podcast episode 82: Went To CES and Partied Like A Lohan!



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    Episode 81: Can Kratos Survive a Third Daddy?

    posted @ 1/06/2008 09:43:00 PM
    Just before NinjaSistah flew out to Las Vegas for the annual Consumer Electronic Show this weekend, she and Pandalicious recorded a new podcast.

    Pandalicious talks about a creepy new anime called "Ghost Hound." It doesn't contain ghosts (at least, not Casper-style ghosts) and it doesn't have any hounds, either, but Panda insists it's worth watching.

    NinjaSistah discusses several topics, including last week's Xbox Live outage, some free Rock Band tracks (but Playstation players are out of luck), God of War 3 and the HD movie format wars.

    And, as usual, there are plenty of rejected titles for this episode:

    Three Guys, a Girl and Their Suicidal Thoughts

    Anime's Psychic Friends Network

    Alien Butt Babies Make You Make an Ass of Yourself

    It's Like an Oreo Cookie for Your Ears

    There Be Dragons in HD&D

    The Farmer's Gettin' a Dell, Dude


    So, while Ninja's workin' her butt off in Vegas, you can sit back and enjoy Episode 81: Can Kratos Survive a Third Daddy?

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    Episode 80: Don't Cook Your Bacon Naked

    posted @ 1/01/2008 01:30:00 AM
    It's that time of the week again, it's new podcast time... and believe me, it's a good one.

    In this week's episode Pandalicious talks about the anime series Lucky Star and mowei anime in general while NinJaSistah shares her top disappointing games of 2007 and her highest hopes for 2008. It's a fun filled hour once again in the land of ESH and if you don't believe me, here's the titles we didn't use for this episode:

    • Two Words: Santa NinJa
    • Mowei! Mowei! Mowei! How Do You Like It? How Do You Like It?
    • The Greedy Panda Awaits Her Call From the MPAA
    • Naked Women Shouldn't Cook Bacon
    • I Got Stood Up By Final Fantasy
    • Maybe They Should Call It Lego Crysis
    • It's a Shame There's No Mic Shush
    • AND
    • Mowei, It Goes Both Ways


    Yeap, it's a b-e-a-U-tiful day in the land of ESH! Enjoy podcast episode number 80: Don't Cook Your Bacon Naked!

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    Episode 79: Worst Tangent Ever

    posted @ 12/24/2007 11:39:00 PM
    Ok, so Monday is nearly over, but not without a new episode of the ESH weekly podcast.

    In this weeks episode, Pandalicious make her return to the show to talk about the hermit syndrome becoming ever more popular in mainstream anime while NinJaSistah puts her focus on Soul Calibur: Legends on the Wii and new Ninja Gaiden II and Devil May Cry 4 trailers.

    Oh yeah, the girls share some RockBand tips as well. For a better idea how the show runs over the hour, here are the rejected episode titles:

    • Anime Hermits Don't Cause Anal Leakage
    • Gingerbread Parties Rock
    • Rape is Not the Type of Thing We Should Be Pushing This Season
    • Looking For Hair Pie in Devil May Cry
    • Everyone's Losing Their Drawers These Days
    • and
    • Dante's Getting Fitted for His Tuxedo


    The sistah's are back, and both are on XBlive now! Kick back and enjoy episode #80: Worst Tangent Ever

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    WTF: No New Podcast

    posted @ 12/18/2007 10:15:00 AM
    I'm sure you've noticed by now that we haven't put up a new episode of the podcast. And we won't be putting one up this week, and for good reason.

    As you may or may not know, Pandalicious took very ill suddenly and quite unexpectedly. For a while there it was a very precarious situation, but I'm happy to report that she has been released from the hospital into the pampering care of our mother. In recent weeks you may have also noticed MagicMystic missing from the podcast on a regular basis as well. Magic has been dealing with some life issues [you know, accepting the need for a day job, and all that crap] and has been unable to make our recording sessions on a regular basis. Hey, life comes at you fast and sometimes you can't duck that mofo. So with both of the girls down this week, not to do a podcast. I could have recorded a top 5 by myself [I had the topic together and everything] but I felt like, in these circumstances not doing one without the girls would just be wrong.

    An ESH podcast so close to the holidays just isn't as fun without the sistahs.

    So call me lame, call me old fashioned, hell, you can call me lazy... but one thing I am is missing my girls

    We will be back to normal-ish next week on the podcast tip, until then... enjoy the jewels and reviews coming at you this week!

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    Episode 78: N00b Sauce: That's On Aisle 42

    posted @ 12/10/2007 12:30:00 AM
    It's Monday people, so it's time once again for a new episode of the ESH podcast. This week the sistah drop on you N00b Sauce, That's On Aisle 42.

    In this week's episode the sistah's talk about the anime series Colorful, the Sci-Fi channels take on the Wizard of OZ mini-series Tin Man, and the newly released Geometry Wars: Galaxies from Vivendi Games. Yes, this episode [like all others] is chock full of tangents, rants, raves, asides, and all the other stuff we cram into an hour. If you need more convincing, here are the titles we didn't use to describe this week's episode:

    • How do I compete With Koktitz
    • We Need More Estrogen In This Biznatch
    • ESH To CES: We Knock Things Up!
    • It's So Wrong, It's Badong
    • Colorful Steals Your IQ, But At Least It's Short
    • Don't Tell Mom Panda's Tri-Sexual
    • It Couldn't Give a Dog a Bone
    • You're Never Too Tired to Turn Off The Disney Channel
    • Mila Jovovich's Next Blockbuster: BrainAge: The Movie
    • Geometry Wars: The Shape of Things to Bomb
    • and
    • Pirates Do It On a Ship full of Men


    It's time to grab that morning cup-o-caffeine and prepare to enjoy this week's podcast episodeEpisode 78: N00b Sauce, That's On Aisle 42.

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    Episode 77: Chaos + Madness = Awesome (No It Doesn't!)

    posted @ 12/02/2007 11:56:00 PM
    Anime takes center stage in this week's ElectricSistaHood podcast as Pandalicious discusses Pumpkin Scissors and NinjaSistah talks about Venus Vs. Virus.

    What Pandalicious doesn't mention about Pumpkin Scissors is that you can get some exclusive wallpapers right here on the ESH website. Go take a look for yourself.

    In addition, NinjaSistah talks about the Tinman mini-series on SciFi Network, which reimagines L. Frank Baum's "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz." She also discusses the Bladestorm game and the upcoming CES show in Las Vegas. Finally, Pandalicious goes on a little tirade about a certain Kid Nation participant.

    Here are the titles that we tossed out:

    Don't Drink and Podcast

    Partying Pandas Have a Lot In Common With Tara Reid

    Blondes Have More Nobility

    Randle Doesn't Need a Tank To Fulfill Him

    Some Characters In Pumpkin Scissors Do It Doggie-Style

    Warning: Bad Alan Cumming Joke Inside

    There's No "Law and Order: Dynasty Warriors"

    Magically, a Horse Sprouts Betwixt Your Legs

    Only One Way To Choke a Chicken

    Don't Name Your Band Koktitz


    As always, enjoy this week's episode and let us know what you think.

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    Episode 76: I Need More Cowbell

    posted @ 11/26/2007 01:29:00 AM
    The Sistahs believe in music, so there's been no greater season than this, with the release of Guitar Hero III and Rock Band, as you'll find out by listening to this week's podcast.

    In addition to Rock Band, Ninjasistah and Pandalicious discuss the merits of Assassin's Creed and announce the winner of the Halo 3 Ultimate Edition sweepstakes.

    In the heat of doing the podcast, the Sistahs can't come up with the names of any fat rockers. Here are the names of at least six of them (see if we've missed any):

    1. Leslie West of Mountain ("Mississippi Queen")
    2. Meatloaf
    3. David Crosby
    4. Jack Black
    5. Mark Volman of The Turtles ("Happy Together")
    6. Jerry Garcia


    And here are the titles we turned down for this episode:

    Tutorials Are For Pussies? Me-ow!

    You're a Rock Diva! I Hate Rock Divas

    My Gamer Loins Tell Me It's True

    It's Time to Move On And Tell The PS2 Goodbye

    RTFM Is Just Letters, But It's Not Appropriate

    My DNA Tells Me To Jump In The Hay

    It Takes a Leap Of Faith To Like Assassin's Creed

    Here's a Toast To Rock Band


    So please enjoy this week's rockin' podcast, I Need More Cowbell.

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    Episode 75: Master Chief Wants You To Do It All Night Long

    posted @ 11/19/2007 05:44:00 PM
    It's time to give thanks to the Sistahs for their annual advice on what videogames, anime and manga to give for the coming holiday season as they present their gift guide on this week's podcast.

    Not only do they tell you what to give, they also tell you what not to give as well. We don't want to give it all away, but surprisingly enough, the PS3 is not on either list this year.

    So be prepared to take notes as Ninjasistah and Pandalicious present their 2007 Gift Guide on Episode 75: Master Chief Want You to Do It All Night Long.

    Here is the list of titles we didn't use for this week's podcast:

    Witches Do Not Bring Presents

    I Put Out For Soup In a Bread Bowl

    Gameplay? It Should Be LAMEplay!

    Folklore Isn't No. 1, But It Smells Like No. 2

    Turn Turn Turn -- Good Song, But Not Good In Games

    You Screamo, I Screamo, We All Screamo, Except Panda

    Panda Likes Playing With Herself, By Herself

    Please Pee During the Commercials of South Park

    The Sounds of Constipation Make Me Reminise

    Is It a Hate Crime If It's Against the Undead?

    A Kaleidastar Is Born

    Doing the Legendary Great Maneuver Without the Stage

    Yoda Says Enjoy Lego Star Wars You Will

    Panda Loves the Holiday Yule Log

    No Such Thing As Full Metal Robespierre


    This is the last week for the ESH Legendary Giveway! Someone's going to win a copy of Halo3:Legendary Edition. You could be a winnah!

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    Episode 74: Watering Taco Equals Dangerous

    posted @ 11/11/2007 05:18:00 PM
    Monday wouldn't be the same without a new episode of the ESH podcast, and the sistah's promise to not disappoint.

    In this episode of the podcast, NinJaSistah finishes up her thoughts on Guitar Hero 3 with Pandalicious adding a thought or two, followed by her account of the PS3 title Folklore. Then the subject changes to the anime series When They Cry and the tragic sadness that then follows Panda around for the rest of her days. Yes, it's a fun filled hour and some change! So grab your morning cup-a-joe and enjoy Episode 74: Watering Taco Equals Dangerous!

    Oh yeah, here are the titles we didn't pick to describe this episode.
    • The Midgets That Fly In Vegas, Stay In Vegas
    • Folklore? More Like FolkBORE!
    • Even Prescription Drugs Wouldn't Help These Guys
    • Don't Insert Folklore In Mouth, Or Anus
    • When Cicadas Cry Is NOT a Prince Song
    • Why Is Every Guy In Anime Named Keichi
    • If Bloody Intestines Aren't Creepy Enough, Just Wait!
    • There are Some Animes You Just Don't Watch With Mom
    • In The Alternate Universe, Everyone's Alive Again
    • I Can Watch The Version With Tacos
    • Santa, Panda Has Been A... Girl This Year.


    Don't forget about the ESH Legendary Giveway! Some lucky bastid is going to win a copy of Halo3:Legendary Edition. Will YOU be that bastid?

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    Episode 73: You Gotta Sling It Low and Smack It Hard

    posted @ 11/05/2007 09:52:00 AM
    This week the Sistahs cross their axes and do battle in garages, dives and giant amphitheaters as they compare notes (real and musical) in this week's podcast about Guitar Hero III.

    Find out which songs are easy, which ones are hard and which ones took Ninjasistah and Pandalicious completely by surprise. They also offer valuable tips on just what to do (if you see it, just buy it) and what not to do (start on Medium level) when you start playing the game.

    So do yourself a favor and listen in to the Sistahs' experiences before you dive into your copy of Guitar Hero III.

    To give you a flavor of the proceedings, here are the titles that were turned down for this episode:

    The Genius Hamster Is Stuck In the Tubes

    Sexual Harrassment Makes for One Sad Panda

    No Boners About It, PS2 Love Only Goes So Far

    NinjaSistah Will Never Get Hard

    The Devil Played Boonga-Boonga On Me

    Never Mind the Bollocks, Always Start On Easy Mode

    As Emperor Joseph Told Mozart, "The Problem? Too Many Notes"

    In Guitar Hero III, Easy Is Not Easy

    That 9-Year-Old Has Great Motor Skills, And I Hate Him

    Looking Forward to Accordian Hero

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    Episode 72: Super Mario Brothers and Sistahs

    posted @ 10/29/2007 11:23:00 AM
    It's yet another clip show, but this time we're joined at the mic by videogaming superstar Mario. He adds his 2 cents worth as we present some of the best comments about videogaming from earlier episodes of the ESH podcast.

    In this episode, we concentrate on the subjects the Sistahs love talking about most: videogame addiction, the controversy about violence in games, what it's like to be a girl gamer and the platform wars. And, of course, the sistahs talk about Boonga-Boonga.

    So join Mario and the ESH regulars as they present the best in videogame talk in Episode 72: Super Mario Brothers and Sistahs.

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    Episode 71: Celibate Is Not Celebratory

    posted @ 10/22/2007 03:07:00 PM
    Provocative as usual, the Sistahs bring you a new podcast episode for the week bearing the title "Celibate Is Not Celebratory."

    Pandalicious kicks it off by crossing the words "tantalize" with "tittilate" to form a new word: "tantilate." What's caused this strange combination? Why, it's the hard-to-get (in America) anime series, "So Long, Mr. Despair." Panda liked it so much, she says it makes nooses funny.

    Meanwhile, NinjaSistah is very disappointed in the latest installments in the Dynasty Warriors series. You simply won't believe what they've done to this vaunted series -- and you won't like it on the PS3 or the Xbox 360.

    So go ahead and tune into Episode 71: Celibate Is Not Celebratory.

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    Episode 70: We Use Scare Quotes, And It's Not Even Halloween

    posted @ 10/14/2007 09:51:00 PM
    Being Monday and all, we have a new episode of the podcast for you, and this one is a sister-sister episode people.

    In this episode of the podcast Pandalicious brings up the anime/manga series Claymore to talk about recurring themes in popular anime series today with NinJaSistah. Then NinJa picks up the M1KT to give you the 411 on game announcements and playable demos available at this year's E For All Expo Oh yeah, then she rants about the damn expo.

    It's a passionate conversation at times, with a few of the tangents that you've come to expect from ESH podcasts. Here is the list of rejected podcast titles so you have an idea of what's in this episode:

    • This Isn't Like That
    • Seeper Eloot Half-Demon Bitches With Big Swords
    • Panda Turns On Her Inner Censor In The Nick of Time
    • Ghost Wad's A Completely Different Game
    • It's The 15-Hour Plane Ride Keeping NinJaSistah Away From The Tokyo Game Show
    • Games Dont' Make People Fat, Soylent Green Does
    • and
    • Claymores" The Ultimate Butter Spreader


    We're all that, and a bag of sour cream and onion chips. Tune into Episode 70: We Use Scare Quotes, And It's Not Even Halloween!

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    My Top 5: Video Games That Should Be Feature Length Films

    posted @ 10/08/2007 12:31:00 AM
    It's Monday again, so here is a new episode of the ESH podcast for you guys.

    In this week's episode, the NinJa flies solo in order to share her top 5 picks for video games that should be turned into feature length films. The criteria for these picks were that they had to be games that had not yet been turned into feature length films, and they had to kick ass. When you listen to the selections she's made, see if you can picture the flicks in your mind.

    I won't ruin the surprise for you, just take a listen to My Top 5 : Video Games That Should Be Feature Length Films

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    Episode 69: This Is The Other Podcast

    posted @ 9/30/2007 10:51:00 PM
    First off, it's new podcast episode time again here at Electric Sista Hood, and this one is a doosie. We've always tagged our podcast as "explicit" because it would take more time to edit out crap to make it "clean enough for iTunes" than it's worth. This week's really drives this fact into the ground, so I'm taking this extra opportunity to warn you, that this episode is NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN TO LISTEN TO!

    In case you haven't caught on yet, this is episode 69 of the ESH podcast, and we figured it would only be proper to do an all hentai episode of the show. Pandalicious gives you the low down on Please Teacher and admits to a few of her own personal fetishes while MagicMystic talks about the dojinshiAlice in Sexland by Mashumaro Jyuubaori. Closing out the hour, NinJaSistah chimes in with the reasons for her preferences in hentai, and desire for at lease some semblance of plot.

    It's Monday people... let's talk about sex! Kick back, throw on some headphones, and take a listen to Episode 69: This Is the Other Podcast!

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    Episode 68: Caffeine Plus Pandalicious Equals Bad Idea

    posted @ 9/24/2007 08:26:00 AM
    Monday brings with it yet another new episode of the ESH podcast. This episode I have to say, was kinda a weird one. Good, but weird.

    It's just the two sistahs Pandalicious and NinJaSistah holding it down for episode 68. Pandalicious tries to help NinJaSistah wrap her mind around the anime series Nerima Daikon Brothers, and I emphasize the word tries. Then on the flipside of the hour, NinJaSistah glosses over some of the news from the Tokyo Game Show and shares her first impressions of the PS3 title Heavenly Sword.

    Yeap, it's a fun, and weird hour this week, and if you don't believe me, just check out the rejected titles for this weeks episode:
    • Don't Take Her Shoes, She Needs the Height
    • It's Not The Size of Your URL, It's How You Use It
    • We Were Sharing Bodily Fluids LAST Week
    • Why Is The Radish Throbbing?
    • The Words, "Big Throbbing Daikon" Scare Me
    • The Most Forbidden Love: When Man Meets Panda
    • What She Did With a Fishcake: On The Next Maury
    • Sony made Me Go Dutch Then Tried To Rape Me
    • The PS3 Controller Was A Pain in the SIXAXIS
    • Hopefully, This Will Be the Last Sexually Oriented Wii Joke
    • The Inevitability of the Response to "What What?"
    • To Gank or To Frag? The Question Endures


    After reading that list of rejected titles, I'm sure you want to dive into this weeks episode. So, sit back, get your a cup of joe, and enjoy episode 68: Caffeine Plus Pandalicious Equals Bad Idea

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    Episode 67: When You Can Play With More Than Just Yourself

    posted @ 9/16/2007 11:47:00 PM
    Monday has once again sneaked up on us from behind with intentions of molesting your ears with a new episode of the ESH podcast.

    I don't want to ruin it for you by going into too great of detail about this show right now, but Pandalicious leads off the hour with hands on review of Mario Party 8 on the Wii, and MagicMystic steps up to the M1KT to share her thoughts on Shin Megami Tensei Persona 3. Then NinJa closes out the podcast episode talking about the anime series Moon Phase, and the new Ninja Gaiden 2 trailer.

    Oh yeah, we have a candy bitch. Congrats Ariel!!

    Now, I give you, the rejected podcast episode titles:


    • The Monkey's Part is the Part I Remember

    • It Explains Why You're Not Black Very Often

    • Watching Magic's Melons Rise

    • Is 1+1 a Trick Question?

    • Every Girl's Gotta Have Her Bling

    • The Sistahs Share Bodily Fluids With You

    • It's Got Anything You Could Possibly Want

    • I Haven't Been With Skeevy Perv, Doucebag

    • I Hate It When Itchy & Bitchy Happen

    • Grandpa's Boning the Blonde Vampire



    Catch a sample of Persona here.


    Then hit up this NinJa Trailer here



    In any case, enjoy episode 67: When You Can Play With More Than Just Yourself.

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    Episode 66: The Time-Traveling Ninja Has Mommy Problems

    posted @ 9/10/2007 12:22:00 AM
    It's Monday, so you know what that means... time for a new episode of the ESH podcast! And this time, we have a doosie of an episode for you.

    In this episode, Pandalicious rants about the anime series School Rumble which happens to be a "romantic comedy" shonen while MagicMystic shares her thoughts on the manga series Flame of Recca. And no show would be complete without NinJaSistah ending out the show with some game news and or review, and this episode is no different. This week, NinJaSistah explores the popularity of classic games through online services like the Wii virtual console, XBLive, and the Sony Online Store. Don't forget the tangents. We sure didn't.

    And don't forget, these unused titles that we threw out like an unwanted fetus.
    • Cheerleaders for the Pompom of Truth
    • It's Not Gonna Suck! Believe It!
    • The Plot Gets In The Way of the Humor
    • Nothing's More Pathetic Than A Bully In Love
    • I'm Not a Real Doctor, But I Play One in an Anime
    • Rock-Paper-Scissors-Hair-Sounds Like Scorpion
    • After That, Other Stuff Happens
    • Panda doesn't Squat in Barnes & Noble
    • She Ain't Evil, She's Just Mom
    • The Nerd Glasses Make You Lok Crazy
    • Staring At This Shirt Freaks me Out
    • Streets of Rage Makes Me Miss My Sister
    • You Are Now Sterile - Thank You, Halo!
    • Only Cinderella Can Play Bioshock
    • Coming Next Year: Resident Transylvania
    • I Run Away From Smiling Sausages All the Time
    • and finally
    • NinJa Likes It Hard and Chewy


    Yeah, read that list and not be curious about the whole episode.

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    Episode 65: Where Do I Buy Manga?

    posted @ 9/03/2007 01:11:00 PM
    Evermore's been at it again people. It's new podcast day, and this one is, well, special.

    A new podcast creation has been assembled by that crazy robot while the ESH podcast crew takes a mini vacay. I would try to describe to you what you are about to hear, but I'm not sure I understand it all myself.

    What I will say is enjoy podcast episode #65: Where Do I Buy Manga?

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    Episode 64: We Reveal the Secret to a Womans Pants

    posted @ 8/26/2007 04:52:00 PM
    Since it's nearly Monday and I am pooped, I decided to go ahead and post this weeks episode early as I may very well sleep the entire day away tomorrow.

    Sure, sure, you may think I'm sounding like a lazy ninja, but I'm not. Every ninja worth his shuriken knows that one must heal all wounds and restore his strength before returning to a fight. That sounds so much better than just being "lazy!"

    Back to this week's podcast episode. Pandalicious shares her experience with the cyberpunk comic Transmetropolitan, MagicMystic remembers the anime series Saiyuki and NinJaSistah drops the 411 on some upcoming game demos, releases, and general game deliciousness.

    It's a fun day in the hood, so enjoy Episode 64: We Reveal the Secret to a Womans Pants!

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    Episode 63: Diction is Good, Addiction is Bad

    posted @ 8/20/2007 10:59:00 AM
    Once again, the sistahs have put together a fine show for you in Episode 63: Diction is Good, Addiction is Bad. Plus, if you linger just a little bit after the sistahs sign off, you'll be rewarded with a special little outtake.

    In this episode, Pandalicious breaks out of WoW mode and talks about playing a new version of Final Fantasy 7, which is reimagined as a first-person shooter.

    The sistahs get a little off-track and make a plea to all video game makers out there: Make a video game with a black hero! (And they're not talking about turning Oprah Winfrey into Lara Croft.)

    Finally, Bio-Shock has Ninjasistah heading to the bathroom to clean herself up. And that's just the demo. Looks like the full-blown version might be a three-roller.

    Here are the rejected titles for this week's episode:

    Panda Puts Out For a Song

    Lift the Flap to Unlock the Crack

    Remembering 9/11, 12 and 13

    Pandalicious Pursues the Polygons

    It Was a Short That Was a Little Long

    In Case of Rapture, This Game Will Be Unmanned


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    Episode 62: It's Animated Violence FFS!

    posted @ 8/13/2007 12:52:00 AM
    It's Monday, so you know we had to put up a new episode of the podcast, right? And so we have... I give you Episode 62 of the ESH podcast!

    In this episode of the podcast, the sistahs are all by themselves and spouting off about everything from Manhunt 2 to the PS3 price drop and the hot guy in a little coat manga God Child. We don't lack for tangents here in this episode of the podcast folks, so jump right in and sample the ESH goodness of Episode 62: It's Animated Violence FFS!

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    Episode 61: I Saw Jesus In My DBZ

    posted @ 8/06/2007 11:19:00 AM
    Another Monday brings with it another new podcast episode from the land of ESH, and this one is all about Dragon Ball.

    Pandalicious kicks off the episode with her thoughts on Dragon Ball. MagicMysticGrl steps up to the plate with her take on Dragon Ball Z witch then descends into a Saiyuki/DBZ compare and contrast tangent... mmm, yummy. Then NinJaSistah jumps into the fray relating her experiences with the Blue Dragon XB360 demo, opinions on the drawing style of Akira Toriyama, and the universe of anime to video game cross-over titles.

    It's madness as usual on this episode our podcast. If you don't believe me, take a gander at the non-selected episode titles:

    Pandalets, Poo, and Pink Shirts
    Dragonball Made a Monkey Out of Me
    His Rod Was Extended When He Fought
    I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass If You Eat My Meatbun
    Mystical Balls That Summon a Dragon? Riiiight
    New Testament 1.5 - Jesus: The Teen Years
    Go! Go! Go! How To Name a Dragonball Character
    We Save The Earth Then Go Bowling on Thursday Night
    My Name Is Vegeta! My Father Is Vegeta! I Come From Vegeta! I Eat Steak Vegetas


    -- And last, but not least --

    That Coiled Brown Thing Isn't A Snake, But It's Close


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