Ok, the title you see above is a PG-13 preview of what will follow in this post. If you are [a] at work, [b] around young children that can read or [c]around youth of an impressionable age that have never in their life her a nasty "adult" word, DO NOT READ ON AFTER THE JUMP.
For the rest of you, come on in, the water's fine!
I'd like to start by saying that Amazon.com is now on my "Sucks to Be You in 2006" list. This list comprises the people, places, and companies that have done me a wrong over the course of the year and refused to do anything to correct the mistake. As award for making my S2BU06 list, I no longer spend my hard earned dollah's on products from your store/place where you work or pay to visit your location. [if it's a place, you know, like a museum.]
So why has Amazon.com make the S2BU06 list? Simple... they boned me... again... and this time they didn't even take me out to dinner first. I woke up this afternoon to find that once again Amazon.com had put up pre-orders for the Wii on their and that the "early notification" email list that I signed up for never got the message. So every other Tom, Dick, and Harry was able to find out pre-orders and get one, but those of us who actually signed up to be notified were given the shaft. Yet again Amazon offered up the, "We so sorry, but our system never trigger da email thingie so we didn't tell you... but like we said last time, we fixed it again dood, so, um, yeah, next time we'll totally tell you dawg. PEACE!"
Yeah, fuck that. Fuck that "oh sorry we didn't really fix it last time and gave you hope that you would be able to get one the next time we got pre-orders... this time though we really REALLY fixed it..." bullshit! Fuck you Amazon for not keep your word or, oh I don't know setting things right by maybe [and here's a thought] not publishing the NEXT batch of pre-orders that you get and maybe actually directing people on the email list that you have first crack at them to make up for the TWO slightings they've now had on your part due to YOUR negligence. Can you tell that I'm pissed? Does my rage permeate through the pixels on your screen and strike a chord within your soul?
MAKE IT RIGHT AMAZON! I want my damn Wii pre-order. And until such time as you make this right for me you are on the list and I end this post with the following words for the fine "fix it" folks at Amazon:
COME THE FUCK ON!
And I'm out!
For the rest of you, come on in, the water's fine!
I'd like to start by saying that Amazon.com is now on my "Sucks to Be You in 2006" list. This list comprises the people, places, and companies that have done me a wrong over the course of the year and refused to do anything to correct the mistake. As award for making my S2BU06 list, I no longer spend my hard earned dollah's on products from your store/place where you work or pay to visit your location. [if it's a place, you know, like a museum.]So why has Amazon.com make the S2BU06 list? Simple... they boned me... again... and this time they didn't even take me out to dinner first. I woke up this afternoon to find that once again Amazon.com had put up pre-orders for the Wii on their and that the "early notification" email list that I signed up for never got the message. So every other Tom, Dick, and Harry was able to find out pre-orders and get one, but those of us who actually signed up to be notified were given the shaft. Yet again Amazon offered up the, "We so sorry, but our system never trigger da email thingie so we didn't tell you... but like we said last time, we fixed it again dood, so, um, yeah, next time we'll totally tell you dawg. PEACE!"
Yeah, fuck that. Fuck that "oh sorry we didn't really fix it last time and gave you hope that you would be able to get one the next time we got pre-orders... this time though we really REALLY fixed it..." bullshit! Fuck you Amazon for not keep your word or, oh I don't know setting things right by maybe [and here's a thought] not publishing the NEXT batch of pre-orders that you get and maybe actually directing people on the email list that you have first crack at them to make up for the TWO slightings they've now had on your part due to YOUR negligence. Can you tell that I'm pissed? Does my rage permeate through the pixels on your screen and strike a chord within your soul?
MAKE IT RIGHT AMAZON! I want my damn Wii pre-order. And until such time as you make this right for me you are on the list and I end this post with the following words for the fine "fix it" folks at Amazon:
COME THE FUCK ON!
And I'm out!
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