Why are you staring at my turkey like that? Have you no shame man? I can read your filthy, filthy mind you dirty, dirty pervert. That's FOOD, not a conquest!
Seriously, it's Turkey Day... WTF are you doing surfing the web to look at images of turkeys that make you feel funny in those "naughty" places? Your mom's in the kitchen slaving away, and you can't get off the web to give her a hand with the stuffing? It's not hard... mix it up, put it in the bird. NO! Not like you are thinking, and not in the turkey with he tan lines. You sick son of a motherless goat! Stop reading this right now and go spend time with your family.Help make dinner, then help clean up afterwards. Kiss all the cooks, and give thanks that your family has the ability to be together at least once a year to share a meal, stories, and joy with each other. Then make your "All I Want For Christmas" list, slide it under your mom's door, mention how much you really want to get that new big screen LCD that's going on sale tomorrow at 5am for $998 over at [insert store name of choice here] and then settle in to watch some TV with the fam.
Happy Thanksgiving from ESH To You And Yours
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