Through the exclusive channels only ElectricSistaHood can be a part of, we have learned the ending of the Harry Potter series. Please continue on, if you dare!
You see, Harry and Ron are in a booth at a cheeseburger joint eating onion rings. Hermione is outside, trying and failing to park her car correctly. Someone who suspiciously looks like Lord Voldemort sits at the bar eyeing Harry and Ron, and then excuses himself to the bathroom. Harry flips through the selection of music on the jukebox and chooses an old song by Journey. Hermione enters the joint and takes her place in the booth as we hear Steve Perry sing.
"Don't stop..."
Cut to black.
Run the credits.
Well, there it is. I just saved you a few dollars on that one.
And I'm sure NinhjaSistah will be disappointed with the ending, just as she was when she found out how The Sopranos ended -- with J.K. Rowling murdering the evil Tony Soprano when it was discovered that Soprano's mafia henchmen broke the Harry Potter book embargo by selling the book a few days early, causing it to be distributed widely on the internet. "I did it for the children!" she screamed as she lowered the shotgun and the scene faded to black.
Or something like that.
You see, Harry and Ron are in a booth at a cheeseburger joint eating onion rings. Hermione is outside, trying and failing to park her car correctly. Someone who suspiciously looks like Lord Voldemort sits at the bar eyeing Harry and Ron, and then excuses himself to the bathroom. Harry flips through the selection of music on the jukebox and chooses an old song by Journey. Hermione enters the joint and takes her place in the booth as we hear Steve Perry sing.
"Don't stop..."
Cut to black.
Run the credits.
Well, there it is. I just saved you a few dollars on that one.
And I'm sure NinhjaSistah will be disappointed with the ending, just as she was when she found out how The Sopranos ended -- with J.K. Rowling murdering the evil Tony Soprano when it was discovered that Soprano's mafia henchmen broke the Harry Potter book embargo by selling the book a few days early, causing it to be distributed widely on the internet. "I did it for the children!" she screamed as she lowered the shotgun and the scene faded to black.
Or something like that.
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