The following post may offend, and is quite possibly unsuitable for peoples under the age of 18. Wait...scratch that. It's definitely not suitable for the perverted youth.
Yes, folks, it's that time of the year again. Bigger and badder at this year's Anime Boston was the ecchi-filled hilarity that we've all come to know as the Hentai Dubbings. For those that are unfamiliar with this event, Hentai Dubbings involve people coming up on stage and redubbing a scene from an anime that has people [censored] while they [censored] the [censored] and then sticking their [censored] in the [censored] [censored]. And then there's cake.
Now that I've gone and explained the technique to everyone, let's take a look at the things from this year's event that I will never see the same way again!
1. Deodorant - Hentai Dubbings host Dick Tripwire has created a brand-new deodorant spray made specifically to rid the stank from any gal's--
Okay, I think that was a little bit unnecessary. Let's move on!
2. Parker Posey - You've seen her in "Dazed and Confused" and "Scream 3," and now you can hear her with a techno background talking about her doing the nasty!
3. Bill Cosby - The Cos + Hentai Readings = The most disgusting Jello Pudding Pops ever!
4. Christopher Walken - We already know that Mr. Walken is a weird mofo, but nothing can prepare you for his interpretation of Tentacled Hellbeast Yaoi Hentai. Remember: it's not gay if you're killing them!
5. Pikachu: No, this has nothing to do with Pikachu seiyuu Ikue Ōtani doing the hentai "Cool Devices." (Look it up. It's 100% true, and will scar your inner-child). A woman came up onstage dressed as Pikachu and proceeded to ad lib a lesbian scene. The bestiality line has begun to fade ever so disturbingly.
6. Chewbacca - The Internet is for porn, and porn is for Wookies. Stealing the title from last year's king Chiyo-chan's father, everyone's favorite furry partner performed with another man onstage and spoke in ways that make legends bow to his presence.
7. Ewoks - We all hate these furry bastards, so it's nice to see these hairy beasts were put in their place by Chewie.
8. Light Sabers - PHALLUS SYMBOL!!!
9. Death Star - What would be the equivalent for the term "phallus symbol" when it comes to the testicle area?
10. Harrison Ford - Take a cue from Chewie's bitch, and do it like Han Solo!
11. Mexicans - Not the Dirty Sanchez, but close enough.
12. Jack Bauer - You know by the time he saves the world he'll still have another 12 hours to spare when he uses Cialis. I'm just saying...
13. Candy - Last year Snickers and Necco Wafers were not to be seen the same way again. This year, every other candy ever made can no longer be looked at in the same light.
14. Final Fantasy - Do you know why Cloud's sword is so huge? Send your hate mail my way!
15. America's Funniest Home Videos - I wonder if the new and more awesome Bob Saget would be willing to do a XXX-rated version of his hit TV show. My guess is a firm "Hell yeah!"
16. George Clooney - Maybe this one really doesn't count, since Clooney was seen building a sex machine in the hilarious "Burn After Reading." Nevertheless his reputation will never be looked in the same light after one of the dubbers came onstage and proceeded to do the "Full Tilt Boogie" with his costar.
17. Giraffes - If you really want to make the mood ever so special, make the sound of a dying Giraffa camelopardalis. Yes, I used Latin. Yay I'm smart!
That does it for this year. Now get your mind out of the gutter, and back into reality. On second thought: reality is being cruel right now. BACK TO THE GUTTER!!!
Yes, folks, it's that time of the year again. Bigger and badder at this year's Anime Boston was the ecchi-filled hilarity that we've all come to know as the Hentai Dubbings. For those that are unfamiliar with this event, Hentai Dubbings involve people coming up on stage and redubbing a scene from an anime that has people [censored] while they [censored] the [censored] and then sticking their [censored] in the [censored] [censored]. And then there's cake.
Now that I've gone and explained the technique to everyone, let's take a look at the things from this year's event that I will never see the same way again!
1. Deodorant - Hentai Dubbings host Dick Tripwire has created a brand-new deodorant spray made specifically to rid the stank from any gal's--
Okay, I think that was a little bit unnecessary. Let's move on!
2. Parker Posey - You've seen her in "Dazed and Confused" and "Scream 3," and now you can hear her with a techno background talking about her doing the nasty!
3. Bill Cosby - The Cos + Hentai Readings = The most disgusting Jello Pudding Pops ever!
4. Christopher Walken - We already know that Mr. Walken is a weird mofo, but nothing can prepare you for his interpretation of Tentacled Hellbeast Yaoi Hentai. Remember: it's not gay if you're killing them!
5. Pikachu: No, this has nothing to do with Pikachu seiyuu Ikue Ōtani doing the hentai "Cool Devices." (Look it up. It's 100% true, and will scar your inner-child). A woman came up onstage dressed as Pikachu and proceeded to ad lib a lesbian scene. The bestiality line has begun to fade ever so disturbingly.
6. Chewbacca - The Internet is for porn, and porn is for Wookies. Stealing the title from last year's king Chiyo-chan's father, everyone's favorite furry partner performed with another man onstage and spoke in ways that make legends bow to his presence.
7. Ewoks - We all hate these furry bastards, so it's nice to see these hairy beasts were put in their place by Chewie.
8. Light Sabers - PHALLUS SYMBOL!!!
9. Death Star - What would be the equivalent for the term "phallus symbol" when it comes to the testicle area?
10. Harrison Ford - Take a cue from Chewie's bitch, and do it like Han Solo!
11. Mexicans - Not the Dirty Sanchez, but close enough.
12. Jack Bauer - You know by the time he saves the world he'll still have another 12 hours to spare when he uses Cialis. I'm just saying...
13. Candy - Last year Snickers and Necco Wafers were not to be seen the same way again. This year, every other candy ever made can no longer be looked at in the same light.
14. Final Fantasy - Do you know why Cloud's sword is so huge? Send your hate mail my way!
15. America's Funniest Home Videos - I wonder if the new and more awesome Bob Saget would be willing to do a XXX-rated version of his hit TV show. My guess is a firm "Hell yeah!"
16. George Clooney - Maybe this one really doesn't count, since Clooney was seen building a sex machine in the hilarious "Burn After Reading." Nevertheless his reputation will never be looked in the same light after one of the dubbers came onstage and proceeded to do the "Full Tilt Boogie" with his costar.
17. Giraffes - If you really want to make the mood ever so special, make the sound of a dying Giraffa camelopardalis. Yes, I used Latin. Yay I'm smart!
That does it for this year. Now get your mind out of the gutter, and back into reality. On second thought: reality is being cruel right now. BACK TO THE GUTTER!!!
Labels: Anime-Boston, Hentai, King Baby Duck, Star-Wars
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