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          Episode 110: And Now Girls On Trampolines!

          Monday is here again, and so is a new episode of the ESH podcast. The girl team is complete on this one so expect randomness galore this hour and change.

          The episode kicks off with Pandalicious and MagicMystic discussing how they came to love and specialize on the topics they, well, are experts on here at camp ESH. [In case you are new to the game, Panda shows anime some love while Magic takes us down the dark and [every once and a while] psychotic path of manga. While the girls chat about their passions and influences toward them, Ninja tries to keep up by hanging back in the corner.

          When the dust settles, NinJaSistah jumps into the conversation to talk about the resurgence of the Science Fiction genre in mainstream entertainment and the pros and cons of it's new found popularity. It's another weird and wacky episode guys, check out the titles we didn't use for this one:
          • Off-Topic's the Best Place to Be
          • if I Had Known, I Would Have Worn Pants @ M4M Night
          • if It's Good For Your Heart, It's Crap
          • Fluff Is Not a Milk Substitute
          • My Blank Is Different From Her Blank
          • Tales From The Kids Table
          • This Tiara makes Me Completely Unrecognizable
          • Your Mom Should Never Ask What That Tentacle Is Doing
          • Panda's Guide to the Four Stages of Sex
          • The Pickle Distracted MagicMystic
          • This Isn't A Filler Episode - Everything Is Meaningful
          • That's Very Smexy
          • I Want to Punt Small Children
          • What Magic Is Tasting is The Combination Blue dye No.1 and Yellow Dye No. 5
          • The Flintstones Is Not Completely Historically Accurate Either
          • Green M&M's and Communist Plots
          • And Something Raunchy This Way Comes
          • and
          • Alan Rickman Is So Hard

          So hunker down, grab a cup of joe and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 110: And Now Girls On Trampolines!

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          Episode 108: It's Like Food In My Mouth

          It's the story about a MagicMystic who wasn't listening, a Ninja making profane T-shirts for children and a Panda who just couldn't wait. You might think of it as the latest episode of the ElectricSistaHood podcast, but we prefer to think of it as just another slice of life.

          Magic starts it out by talking about the manga "Pet Shop of Horrors" and Ninja and Panda finish it up by giving their love to the new Soul Caliber IV. In between all that, they present another hour of hilarity for all of you.

          Just get a load of the titles that were turned down for this episode:

          Just Listen To It and Figure It Out

          The Heartbreak of Numb Butt

          When Naruto Met a Night Elf Chick

          If a Tree Falls In the Woods, Does It Get Turned Into a Manga?

          My Favorite Word of the Week Was Circle-Jerk

          We Don't Really Have DILLIGAF For Kids

          The Day WoW Was Not Played

          Let's Not Talk About Boob Brutality

          The Soul Caliber Unlockable for Windows? Clippy!

          So Many Accessories, They Should Call It Sim Caliber

          If Robert E. Lee Had Invisible Naked Chick Army, We'd Be Celebrating His Birthday

          Soul Caliber Finally Realized I'm Fat

          The T-shirt Has Yoda and Siegfried -- Where's Roy?

          I Hate Being Pwned, But I Love the Attention

          Maids Prefer To Think Of Their Hats As Tiaras

          I Pahked My Cah Then Became a Shirt-Rippah

          Mamma Mia, Not Another Musical Episode

          Token With the Sistahs (Not, It's Not the New Cheech & Chong Movie)


          So enjoy Episode 108: It's Like Food In My Mouth and don't forget to start sucking up to the Sistahs. You gotta get one of those tokens somehow.

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          Episode 107: Friends Don't Let Friends Drink And Podcast

          If you ever sit and ponder on the idea of people of a young-ish age drinking, let this new episode of the ESH podcast be the proof you need to "just say nay!"

          This week, MagicMystic returns and brings with her balance to the force while Panda and Ninja enjoy some adult juice before, during, and probably after the episode.

          This episode starts with Ninja talking about the new XBLive Arcade title Go! Go! Break Steady that she keep calling "Go! Go! Beat Street" reports on some of the feelings around the industry about E3, and the hopefully triumphant return of the fighting genre on the back of Soul Calibur IV. Magic chimes in with her new found XBox-y goodness and general discovery of "the new" as she shares first impressions of her new XBox 360 Elite as well as latent desires for an XBLive account, and then Panda brings up the rear and talks about the anime and manga series, Full Metal Panic. The gals are back to normal and completely off topic as usual.

          Here are some of the random things said during the show that could have been used as titles, but weren't:
          • Wallmart, Baby Come Back!
          • The Big "E" Is Big
          • MagicMystic Is Back, And Out Of The Closet
          • Jobless Wonder To The Rescue-ish
          • It's Not The Size of Your GamerScore, But How You Use It
          • You Don't Wanna Waste Your Bombs
          • Don't Pay The Toll When 5-0's On Your Ass
          • This Podcast Is Abridged
          • and finally
          • FUSION DANCE OF PAIN!

          Hope you have a hot cup of coffee on hand, because you want to stay awake for this one folks. I give you, ESH podcast episode 107: Friends Don't Let Friends Drink & Podcast!

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          Episode 105: This Is Fan Service...WITHOUT My Crotch

          It's hard to explain the title until you listen to the episode, but trust me this new episode of the ESH podcast is quite the piece of work.

          In this episode of the podcast, the sistah's run the video game, entertainment and anime gauntlet from the audience choice re-review of the anime series Angel Sanctuary to new games on the E3 horizon. Would it be an ESH podcast if we didn't talk about incest, angst, mentioning Bioshock or complaining about videogames/comic titles being turning into feature length films? I don't think so. To give you a better idea of how the episode turned out, here are the titles we didn't choose:

          • Sucked Into a Portal of Happiness
          • God Knows, Even In His Sleep
          • Again With the Incest
          • I Love Her, So I Need to Kill Her
          • The Sex Scenes Are Pretty Cool, Just Pretend They're Not Related
          • Just Say "No" to Will Smith
          • Want to Beat Darth Vader? Smack James Earl Jones in the Face
          • It's Big. It's Black. and It Makes No Noise
          • My Only Real Complaint Is that It's Short
          • I Finally Took Out Ghandhi - I'm Not Proud to Say That
          • and
          • FYI: Incest Sends Your Soul to Hell

          So grab your morning or evening cup of joe and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 105: This Is Fan Service...WITHOUT My Crotch

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          Episode 100: Go Team Venture!

          LAUNCH
          The podcast kicked off in 2006 with the first episode being released on May 3rd, and we have been cranking them out ever since. Over 100 total released shows [We have done a bunch of My Top Fives people] ESH has really grown into something unexpected, but ultimately an insane amount of fun to do.
 In this episode of the podcast we talk about how we got to be two years old.

          CHANGE
          I launched the site in April of 06 as SplendidBlunder.com. Originally, the idea was to have a space on the web to create, post, mix, and remix other people’s GarageBand projects. It was going to be a playground for Panda and I, and while we were having all of our conversations about the setup, we kept wasting time talking about Video games and anime.

          GROWTH
          We realized quickly that we wouldn’t be able to do just the site or the podcast alone, and began recruiting our more than geeky friends to join the family. The first recruit was MagicMystic, then came Evermore, MonkeyDoo, Douceswild, GeekWoman, madameRoslin, theAdmiral, colonelPanic, and most recently KingBabyDuck.
          We started out small, with only 1000 people on average hitting the site, and now, we do quite a bit better. I figure it has to be the crazy that keeps them coming back, because there is definitely nothing out there like us.

          We will be making autographed DVD’s featuring all of the podcast episodes over the last two years available on the ESH site shortly.

          We thank you for your attention, and toast to another hundred. Enjoy podcast episode number 100: Go Team Venture!

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          Episode 97: Cops Don't Like It When You Shoot Them

          The Sistahs discuss both the unpronounceable and the unspeakable in this week's podcast, and it's a guaranteed hoot and a half.

          First up is MagicMystic's telling of an anime called Mnemosyne. While you won't lose your head over this tale, you might lose a hand.

          Next, Ninjasistah and Pandalicious discuss their love for the gangsters, ho's and bitches in Grand Theft Auto IV. Sure, the game's violent and profane, but also loveable in its own twisted way.

          Along the way, Panda even coins a new word: V'jayhole. You'll have to hear it to believe it.

          Anyway, you've seen the title of this week's podcast. Here are the ones the Sistahs rejected:

          You've just been Panderized!

          We'll Chase Magic Down and Poke Her With a Stick

          Kitten Snot Might Make You Laugh -- Might Not

          Leaving the Land of Noisy Colors

          Cat Girl Chasing Towel Girl? Cool!

          Finding Rare Stamps Might Sound Boring, But You Won't Lose a Hand Over It

          The Best Anime Ever About a Human Shish-Kebab

          Don't Chain My, Uh, Heart

          Radio's Dying -- Except On Grand Theft Auto

          A Very Special ESH: The Girls Discuss Lap Dances

          I Wouldn't Be Surprised to See Myself On World's Stupidest Drunk Drivers


          Go ahead and take a listen to Episode 97: Cops Don't Like It When You Shoot Them.

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          Episode 95: Batman Doesn't Eat Babies

          You say you want a revolution, well, you know... we aren't here to change the world. Monday still equals new podcast episode day, and I don't see that changing anytime too soon.

          In this episode of the podcast, the girls cover the popular creative peoples website, "Deviant Art" as well as the anime series "Vampire Knight" and examine the possible effect GTA IV may have on the national release of the "Iron Man" film. We are chock full of something on this episode people, and I think it just may possibly be caffeine. Don't quote me on that one though, just check out the titles we didn't use for this episode and draw your own conclusions:
          • OC BC Does Not Equal AC/DC
          • Everyone Is Social On Da InterWebs
          • He Wasn't Worth Remembering
          • I Heart Vampiress (And They Heart, Hearts
          • We Have Angst With A Little More Angst On The Side
          • A T-Rex Mobster? ow Does He Tie A Windsor Knot?
          • I'm More Isolated Than Ever ON The InterWebs
          • Don't Trust Mean People...That's What They WANT You To Do!
          • and
          • It's Hay Fever Season, But YOu Shouldn't Sneeze Sparkles


          Yeah, we go up and down the spectrum this week, trying our best to remind you that time is running out to try and win that custom GTA IV Xbox 360 Elite and bring you some fun insights on the realms of geek, game, and anime... so sit back and enjoy podcast episode number 95: Batman Doesn't Eat Babies.

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          Episode 94: Ninja's Dangling Chad Just Lost Her The Game

          Being Monday and all, far be it from us to keep a new episode of the ESH podcast from you.

          In this episode of the podcast NinJasistah kicks off her editorial piece on the good, the hrm, and the wickedly awesome tip for video game franchises with her take on Super Smash Brothers. Pandalicious jumps in the mix to talk about the anime series Soul Eater a weird and dark tale that Panda swears can be liked to the bastard child of Bleach and One Piece. [Yeah, try to get that image out of your head.] But don't think we don't have some randomness for you. We work a little Paranoia Agent, Death Note,and even a couple of references to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Don't trust me? Check out the titles we didn't use:
          • Panda Likes It Random
          • That Death Scythe Would Be handy Around Plants & Shrubs
          • 11-Year-Old Girls Shouldn't Spend time Around Ham
          • The Chicks Got Pregnant And Their Babies Had Horns
          • Hooray For Incest
          • Shinigami School For The Who?
          • Here We Go Again With The Angsty Crap
          • Papa Wassa Manslut Scythe
          • and
          • Mmm! Catwitch


          And, we want to take this opportunity to let you know that you could win something KRAZY cool. We have joined forces with the All Games Radio Network fam and will be giving away one of eight GTAIVlimited edition Xbox 360 Elites to one lucky listener. Wanna know how you can win it? Well here's the lowdown. One of the cornerstones of the GTA series is the in-game radio stations, complete with spoof ads and spoof segments. It's time for you to do that.

          Submit a sound clip no longer than 120 seconds in the style of a GTA4 Radio Station commercial for ESH. It can be a spoof ad, segment, song, whatever.

          It is up to each affiliate if they wish to force the content to pertain directly to their show, be it an ad for the show or something regarding an inside joke from the show, or to allow the submission to just be about gaming in general.

          • THE PARTICIPANTS
          • All Games Interactive
          • Dead Pixel Live
          • The Bobby Blackwolf Show
          • Orange Lounge Radio
          • Superhappyfuntimeshow
          • ElectricSistaHood
          • MediSpective
          • ChatterBox Video Game Radio
          • Video Game Outsiders
          • Ultimate Quest
          • The Video Games Show
          • Platform Nation



          THE RULES

          1. The entry can be in the form of an MP3 emailed to the affiliate show OR as a voicemail left on that show's voicemail line.
          2. Only one entry per affiliate show, however multiple affiliate shows can be entered with unique audio clips. (No sending the same audio to multiple shows.)
          3. Submissions will either be played on the affiliate show or put up on
            the show's website (or forums.allgames.com) and will be voted on via the community in a poll with the results hidden. Winners of these votes advance to the final round.
          4. If one person wins multiple affiliate contests, a coin flip will determine which show he/she wins, the other show chooses the runner-up as their finalist.
          5. The contest is only open to North American residents, as it is an NTSC console.
          6. No copywritten materials are permitted in the entry - parody is okay, just don't use the original.
          7. All submissions become the property of the affiliate show they are submitted to, as they will be used in promotion of that show.
          8. Cast and crew of the participating affiliate shows are not eligible.
          9. The decisions of the judges (affiliate show hosts at the affiliate level, All Games Radio at the final level) is final.


          THE SCHEDULE
          • Sunday, April 20th: Submission period opens
          • Sunday, May 4th: Submission deadline at midnight PT, 3am EST


          You got that? You could win a FREAKING XBox Elite MAN!!!! All you got to do is create a GTAIV style radio ad for ESH or any of the All Games Radio Affiliates and submit it to us as an MP3 with your contact info to this address.


          So fill up yo' cup friends and enjoy ESH podcast episode number 94: NinJa's Dangling Chad Just Lost Her The Game

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          Episode 93: You Can't Have Your Cake And Cheat It Too!

          Another Monday bears forth another new episode of the ESH podcast, and this one is as entertaining as all the rest.

          Today, Pandalicious takes you through the anime series Bus Gamer based on the short series manga of the same name while NinJaSistah [slow on the update, admittedly] talks about her new Portal/OrangeBox experience. Even though MagicMystic was MIA for this recording, the girls were still able to find a way to off on some interesting tangents.

          Don't believe me? Here are the rejected episode titles:
          • Sitting In The Ooze, Waiting To Respawn
          • The Office Was Empty, But It Wasn't The Weekend
          • My Companion Cube Was Alone On Valentines Day
          • Nobody Ate Anybody In Staying Alive Either
          • Somebody Ought To Put That Morality Chip Into Dick Chaney
          • That Dude In Portal? He's A Chick
          • Dat Cube Gotta Go!
          • Hot Man Candy Has A Gooey Center
          • Walk Softly and Carry A Big Lead Pipe
          • Muppets Singin About Killing Me Scares Me
          • I'm Not Comfortable With A Man Having A Baby
          • It's An Animated World, And I'm An Animated Girl
          • The World Wildlife Fund Has Nothing On Them
          • and
          • I'd Tell You About The Third Episode, But I've Slept Since Then


          So grab another cup o' joe and take a listen to ESH podcast episode 93: You Can't Have Your Cake And Cheat It Too!

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          Episode 92: Anime, It's Not Me, It's You

          Monday rears it's ugly face area again and so the ESH Crew gives you a new episode of the podcast to hide behind.

          In this episode of the podcast, the regular trio is back at it to talk about the anime series Paranoia Agent the manga Dazzle and the disconnect with animes optioned from manga with a smattering of Fushigi Yugi and a few other things.

          To give you an idea of the places we go, here are the titles we didn't use for this episode:

          • Dance Moves To Die For
          • Then Anime Boston Turned Into The Shining
          • No One Told Me About the NinJa Rape
          • It's Like The Lion King, Without The Lions
          • The Old Lady Pulled a Geraldo
          • It's Not Like We've Ever Shied Away From Spoilers Before
          • Twisted, Dark and Perverse - That's Entertainment!
          • They Don't Sell Kool-Aid At Suicide.com
          • We Haven't Talk About Incest In a Long Time
          • They Should Have Called Him HeckBoy
          • Bitch! Listen To Bruce Willis!
          • Coming Next Week: Whatever NinJa Wanted to Talk About
          • and
          • Inside Joke of The Week: You Just Lost The Game


          Yeah, it's going to be that kind of episode. So sit back, relax and enjoy podcast Episode 92: Anime, It's Not Me, It's You!

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          Episode: 91: Panda's Never Put A Beat-Down On A Ho

          Yeah, you know you love the new podcast day here at ESH, and so do we!

          In this episode of the ESH podcast NinJaSistah and Pandalicious touch on the issue of race in animation and games starting with the catalyst The Boondocks then floating over to the topic of the forth coming PS2 title Persona 4 from Atlus. It's one of them there, what the kids call "thought provoking" episodes that we are known to do from time to time.

          If you need a little convincing to download this episode, here are the titles we didn't use:
          • Fred Flintson Drinks Yabba-Dabba-Dew
          • Panda's Coined a New Word: Aggerize
          • The Cosby Kids Don't Live In the Boondocks
          • It's Not Bad Being The Only Chocolate Chip In The Cookie
          • and
          • If You LIke DBZ Eyebrows, You're Gonna Love This!


          Yeap, it's a great episode, so curl up with a fresh cuppa joe and Episode 91: Panda's Never Put A Beat-Down On A Ho

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          Episode 89: It's Like Six Flags Over The Electric Chair

          I know it's officially Wednesday, but a late new episode of the ESH podcast is always better than never receiving the episode at all.

          Pandalicious shares some musings about viral video treasure trove YouTube, FUNimation channel getting itself out of the rerun doldrums, and self buttering popcorn. [you'll just have to listen to find out more about that one] Then NinJaSistah jumps in to add the sprinklings of gaming news including some first impressions on Legendary, and MagicMystic rounds out the show with another review of an edgy manga title. This title is hard to describe so I'll just give you the name...Deadman Wonderland.

          If you want some help deciding to watch this episode, just check out the rejected title list:

          • Air Causes Cancer-Didn't You Know?
          • Popcorn's Coming! And That's Just Sick
          • Popcorn: Now It Makes It's Own Gravy
          • Point Me To The Nearest Ghost
          • Retards Are Special, Too
          • Crinklebread Must Make Great Toast
          • Magic's Not A Stuntwoman, But She Plays One In A Videogame
          • Take magic To Vegas, I'll Knit A Sweater
          • Kitty Birds Just Don't Look Menacing Enough
          • 101 Things To Do With Your Yang
          • Blood As A Weapon? The Red Cross Can't Keep Up Now!
          • An Eye for A What?!
          • Deadman Wonderland, Great Entertainment For Bulimics
          • The G Ward Really Does Exist
          • YouTube, It fights Mental Boredom
          • and
          • ESH Is Full of Crafty Bastards


          Yeah boy, it's time for ESH Podcast Episode Number 89: It's Like Six Flags Over The Electric Chair

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          Episode 88:It's Upstairs, Downstairs - With Incest!

          Monday brings a new episode of the ESH podcast, and this one is a doosie!

          In this episode, Pandalicious and NinJaSistah hold down the show chit chattin' about the anime [based off of a harem video game] They Are My Noble Masters and the influence of eastern culture on western culture and back again through the video medium. We get a little deep on the discussion end, and them come back to being the normal chaotic prattle that we usually give you.

          If you need more encouragement, here are the titles we didn't use:

          • Captain Save-a-hoe Sez: No WoW For You
          • It's Gigantaramous- Without The Ramos
          • Turner Movie Classics Is Trying To Kill Me
          • Welcome to The Real World: ESHLand
          • They Don't Bleed, But There's Still A Discharge
          • Helen Mirren's Next Role: the Metropolitan New York Yello Pages
          • How Do You Watch Samurai Champloo? Lather-Rinse-Repeat
          • I Could Watch Maids and Butlers For The Remains of the Day
          • Stay Out of that Stay-Out-of-That-Place, Place
          • No, Really, Incest Makes Me Feel Icky
          • Don't Fondle Your Siblings
          • She Did Not Just...Yeah, Yeah She Did
          • This Is My Noble Masturbation
          • It's Wrong-So Wrong I Give It A Thumbs Up
          • and
          • This episode Comes With A Big Asterisk


          So grab a cup of you favorite liquid and enjoy, Episode 88: It's Upstairs/Downstairs...With Incest!

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          Episode 87: That's The Problem With Theology, Too Much Math

          Another new Monday equals another new episode of the ESH podcast. And this one gets, well, kinda girlie.

          In this episode of the podcast Pandalicious brings up the demise of the NewType magazine and notes the decline in printed review media focusing on anime or manga here in the US. Then MagicMystic chimes in with her thoughts on the very, very sugary anime series Shugo Chara by TV Tokyo. Not to be left out, NinJaSistah chimes in with some gaming news updates and continues on the sugary sweet anime series Sorcerer Hunters.

          It's a fun episode, but don't take my word for it. Let these rejected episode titles tell reveal the fun-ness of it all...

          • Don't Choke On Microsoft's Wad
          • This Is A Pimpless Podcast
          • Twelve F-Words Makes It Extra Explicit
          • NewType Has Contracted Magazine Cancer
          • MagicMystic Fives The Ultimate Spoiler
          • Panda Puts Out For Published Writers
          • Harry Potter Jumped The Shark At Book Four
          • Sporty Spice Is A Version of Me? Egg-zactly!
          • Yeah, But Can She Transform Into A Camaro?
          • Just Another Manic Chara
          • A Black Egg With An "X" On It? The EAster Bunny's Not Gonna Like That
          • When The Keymaster Met The Gatekeeper
          • You Gotta Be Sick To Watch Sorcerer Hunters
          • These Suspenders Defy All Laws of Physics
          • This Series Puts The "Con" in Necronomicon
          • You'll Be Like That's What Panda Was Talking About
          • Getting Guys Off In 30 Minutes Or Less
          • Panda's Got Too Much Blood In Her Alcohol System
          • I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Toast
          • NewType Kicks It's Own Bucket
          • and
          • Slow Entropy Sucks


          So, grab you a new cuppajoe and settle in to enjoy Episode 87: That's The Problem With Theology, Too Much Math

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          Episode 84: Sparda Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom

          Monday brings with it yet another new episode of the ESH podcast, and we have another solid one for you guys.

          In this episode, the gals get together to talk about, well, a little bit of everything. From Pandalicious sharing some of her thoughts on the anime Paradise Kiss, then on to MagicMystic exposing us to the Persona: Trinity Soul anime, and then NinJaSistah talking about sex in video games, Devil May Cry 4 and the passing of actor Heath Ledger.

          It is a rollercoaster ride of an episode this week; lots of highs and lows, lots of tangents. If you don't believe me, just take a look at the titles we rejected:

          • It's What ESH Mom Wants Everyone To Know
          • Anime Dude Looks Like A Lady
          • There's Angst Everywhere
          • The Writers Laughed In My Face-They Can Stay On Strike
          • Franz Ferdinand? Didn't He Pay For Columbus' Boat Trip?
          • Plan B's Not That Shabby
          • The Jeopardy Answer: You Can Unscrew A Light bulb
          • It's Never Good To Shoot Yourself In the Head
          • There's No Racism In Reverse World, Everybody's Pink
          • That Crack/Mother's Back Thing Just Ain't True
          • Personas Can Leap Tall Buildings In A Single Bound
          • Everybody Hates Captain Planet
          • Magic Likes Her Anime Bipolar
          • Alien Sex: Now With Lesbians
          • Getting It On With Marvin The Martian
          • His Name's Shepherd-Not Johnson
          • Space Makes You Horny
          • Devil May Cry All The Way To The Bank
          • Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow+Force=Bad
          • Don't Make Me Sex Slap You
          • and
          • Blowing Persona Chunks


          So as you can see, you need to get a good cup of coffee and commence to listening to episode 84:Sparda Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom

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          Episode 81: Can Kratos Survive a Third Daddy?

          Just before NinjaSistah flew out to Las Vegas for the annual Consumer Electronic Show this weekend, she and Pandalicious recorded a new podcast.

          Pandalicious talks about a creepy new anime called "Ghost Hound." It doesn't contain ghosts (at least, not Casper-style ghosts) and it doesn't have any hounds, either, but Panda insists it's worth watching.

          NinjaSistah discusses several topics, including last week's Xbox Live outage, some free Rock Band tracks (but Playstation players are out of luck), God of War 3 and the HD movie format wars.

          And, as usual, there are plenty of rejected titles for this episode:

          Three Guys, a Girl and Their Suicidal Thoughts

          Anime's Psychic Friends Network

          Alien Butt Babies Make You Make an Ass of Yourself

          It's Like an Oreo Cookie for Your Ears

          There Be Dragons in HD&D

          The Farmer's Gettin' a Dell, Dude


          So, while Ninja's workin' her butt off in Vegas, you can sit back and enjoy Episode 81: Can Kratos Survive a Third Daddy?

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          Episode 80: Don't Cook Your Bacon Naked

          It's that time of the week again, it's new podcast time... and believe me, it's a good one.

          In this week's episode Pandalicious talks about the anime series Lucky Star and mowei anime in general while NinJaSistah shares her top disappointing games of 2007 and her highest hopes for 2008. It's a fun filled hour once again in the land of ESH and if you don't believe me, here's the titles we didn't use for this episode:

          • Two Words: Santa NinJa
          • Mowei! Mowei! Mowei! How Do You Like It? How Do You Like It?
          • The Greedy Panda Awaits Her Call From the MPAA
          • Naked Women Shouldn't Cook Bacon
          • I Got Stood Up By Final Fantasy
          • Maybe They Should Call It Lego Crysis
          • It's a Shame There's No Mic Shush
          • AND
          • Mowei, It Goes Both Ways


          Yeap, it's a b-e-a-U-tiful day in the land of ESH! Enjoy podcast episode number 80: Don't Cook Your Bacon Naked!

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          Episode 79: Worst Tangent Ever

          Ok, so Monday is nearly over, but not without a new episode of the ESH weekly podcast.

          In this weeks episode, Pandalicious make her return to the show to talk about the hermit syndrome becoming ever more popular in mainstream anime while NinJaSistah puts her focus on Soul Calibur: Legends on the Wii and new Ninja Gaiden II and Devil May Cry 4 trailers.

          Oh yeah, the girls share some RockBand tips as well. For a better idea how the show runs over the hour, here are the rejected episode titles:

          • Anime Hermits Don't Cause Anal Leakage
          • Gingerbread Parties Rock
          • Rape is Not the Type of Thing We Should Be Pushing This Season
          • Looking For Hair Pie in Devil May Cry
          • Everyone's Losing Their Drawers These Days
          • and
          • Dante's Getting Fitted for His Tuxedo


          The sistah's are back, and both are on XBlive now! Kick back and enjoy episode #80: Worst Tangent Ever

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          Episode 78: N00b Sauce: That's On Aisle 42

          It's Monday people, so it's time once again for a new episode of the ESH podcast. This week the sistah drop on you N00b Sauce, That's On Aisle 42.

          In this week's episode the sistah's talk about the anime series Colorful, the Sci-Fi channels take on the Wizard of OZ mini-series Tin Man, and the newly released Geometry Wars: Galaxies from Vivendi Games. Yes, this episode [like all others] is chock full of tangents, rants, raves, asides, and all the other stuff we cram into an hour. If you need more convincing, here are the titles we didn't use to describe this week's episode:

          • How do I compete With Koktitz
          • We Need More Estrogen In This Biznatch
          • ESH To CES: We Knock Things Up!
          • It's So Wrong, It's Badong
          • Colorful Steals Your IQ, But At Least It's Short
          • Don't Tell Mom Panda's Tri-Sexual
          • It Couldn't Give a Dog a Bone
          • You're Never Too Tired to Turn Off The Disney Channel
          • Mila Jovovich's Next Blockbuster: BrainAge: The Movie
          • Geometry Wars: The Shape of Things to Bomb
          • and
          • Pirates Do It On a Ship full of Men


          It's time to grab that morning cup-o-caffeine and prepare to enjoy this week's podcast episodeEpisode 78: N00b Sauce, That's On Aisle 42.

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          Episode 77: Chaos + Madness = Awesome (No It Doesn't!)

          Anime takes center stage in this week's ElectricSistaHood podcast as Pandalicious discusses Pumpkin Scissors and NinjaSistah talks about Venus Vs. Virus.

          What Pandalicious doesn't mention about Pumpkin Scissors is that you can get some exclusive wallpapers right here on the ESH website. Go take a look for yourself.

          In addition, NinjaSistah talks about the Tinman mini-series on SciFi Network, which reimagines L. Frank Baum's "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz." She also discusses the Bladestorm game and the upcoming CES show in Las Vegas. Finally, Pandalicious goes on a little tirade about a certain Kid Nation participant.

          Here are the titles that we tossed out:

          Don't Drink and Podcast

          Partying Pandas Have a Lot In Common With Tara Reid

          Blondes Have More Nobility

          Randle Doesn't Need a Tank To Fulfill Him

          Some Characters In Pumpkin Scissors Do It Doggie-Style

          Warning: Bad Alan Cumming Joke Inside

          There's No "Law and Order: Dynasty Warriors"

          Magically, a Horse Sprouts Betwixt Your Legs

          Only One Way To Choke a Chicken

          Don't Name Your Band Koktitz


          As always, enjoy this week's episode and let us know what you think.

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          Episode 75: Master Chief Wants You To Do It All Night Long

          It's time to give thanks to the Sistahs for their annual advice on what videogames, anime and manga to give for the coming holiday season as they present their gift guide on this week's podcast.

          Not only do they tell you what to give, they also tell you what not to give as well. We don't want to give it all away, but surprisingly enough, the PS3 is not on either list this year.

          So be prepared to take notes as Ninjasistah and Pandalicious present their 2007 Gift Guide on Episode 75: Master Chief Want You to Do It All Night Long.

          Here is the list of titles we didn't use for this week's podcast:

          Witches Do Not Bring Presents

          I Put Out For Soup In a Bread Bowl

          Gameplay? It Should Be LAMEplay!

          Folklore Isn't No. 1, But It Smells Like No. 2

          Turn Turn Turn -- Good Song, But Not Good In Games

          You Screamo, I Screamo, We All Screamo, Except Panda

          Panda Likes Playing With Herself, By Herself

          Please Pee During the Commercials of South Park

          The Sounds of Constipation Make Me Reminise

          Is It a Hate Crime If It's Against the Undead?

          A Kaleidastar Is Born

          Doing the Legendary Great Maneuver Without the Stage

          Yoda Says Enjoy Lego Star Wars You Will

          Panda Loves the Holiday Yule Log

          No Such Thing As Full Metal Robespierre


          This is the last week for the ESH Legendary Giveway! Someone's going to win a copy of Halo3:Legendary Edition. You could be a winnah!

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          Episode 74: Watering Taco Equals Dangerous

          Monday wouldn't be the same without a new episode of the ESH podcast, and the sistah's promise to not disappoint.

          In this episode of the podcast, NinJaSistah finishes up her thoughts on Guitar Hero 3 with Pandalicious adding a thought or two, followed by her account of the PS3 title Folklore. Then the subject changes to the anime series When They Cry and the tragic sadness that then follows Panda around for the rest of her days. Yes, it's a fun filled hour and some change! So grab your morning cup-a-joe and enjoy Episode 74: Watering Taco Equals Dangerous!

          Oh yeah, here are the titles we didn't pick to describe this episode.
          • The Midgets That Fly In Vegas, Stay In Vegas
          • Folklore? More Like FolkBORE!
          • Even Prescription Drugs Wouldn't Help These Guys
          • Don't Insert Folklore In Mouth, Or Anus
          • When Cicadas Cry Is NOT a Prince Song
          • Why Is Every Guy In Anime Named Keichi
          • If Bloody Intestines Aren't Creepy Enough, Just Wait!
          • There are Some Animes You Just Don't Watch With Mom
          • In The Alternate Universe, Everyone's Alive Again
          • I Can Watch The Version With Tacos
          • Santa, Panda Has Been A... Girl This Year.


          Don't forget about the ESH Legendary Giveway! Some lucky bastid is going to win a copy of Halo3:Legendary Edition. Will YOU be that bastid?

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          Episode 71: Celibate Is Not Celebratory

          Provocative as usual, the Sistahs bring you a new podcast episode for the week bearing the title "Celibate Is Not Celebratory."

          Pandalicious kicks it off by crossing the words "tantalize" with "tittilate" to form a new word: "tantilate." What's caused this strange combination? Why, it's the hard-to-get (in America) anime series, "So Long, Mr. Despair." Panda liked it so much, she says it makes nooses funny.

          Meanwhile, NinjaSistah is very disappointed in the latest installments in the Dynasty Warriors series. You simply won't believe what they've done to this vaunted series -- and you won't like it on the PS3 or the Xbox 360.

          So go ahead and tune into Episode 71: Celibate Is Not Celebratory.

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          Episode 70: We Use Scare Quotes, And It's Not Even Halloween

          Being Monday and all, we have a new episode of the podcast for you, and this one is a sister-sister episode people.

          In this episode of the podcast Pandalicious brings up the anime/manga series Claymore to talk about recurring themes in popular anime series today with NinJaSistah. Then NinJa picks up the M1KT to give you the 411 on game announcements and playable demos available at this year's E For All Expo Oh yeah, then she rants about the damn expo.

          It's a passionate conversation at times, with a few of the tangents that you've come to expect from ESH podcasts. Here is the list of rejected podcast titles so you have an idea of what's in this episode:

          • This Isn't Like That
          • Seeper Eloot Half-Demon Bitches With Big Swords
          • Panda Turns On Her Inner Censor In The Nick of Time
          • Ghost Wad's A Completely Different Game
          • It's The 15-Hour Plane Ride Keeping NinJaSistah Away From The Tokyo Game Show
          • Games Dont' Make People Fat, Soylent Green Does
          • and
          • Claymores" The Ultimate Butter Spreader


          We're all that, and a bag of sour cream and onion chips. Tune into Episode 70: We Use Scare Quotes, And It's Not Even Halloween!

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          Episode 69: This Is The Other Podcast

          First off, it's new podcast episode time again here at Electric Sista Hood, and this one is a doosie. We've always tagged our podcast as "explicit" because it would take more time to edit out crap to make it "clean enough for iTunes" than it's worth. This week's really drives this fact into the ground, so I'm taking this extra opportunity to warn you, that this episode is NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN TO LISTEN TO!

          In case you haven't caught on yet, this is episode 69 of the ESH podcast, and we figured it would only be proper to do an all hentai episode of the show. Pandalicious gives you the low down on Please Teacher and admits to a few of her own personal fetishes while MagicMystic talks about the dojinshiAlice in Sexland by Mashumaro Jyuubaori. Closing out the hour, NinJaSistah chimes in with the reasons for her preferences in hentai, and desire for at lease some semblance of plot.

          It's Monday people... let's talk about sex! Kick back, throw on some headphones, and take a listen to Episode 69: This Is the Other Podcast!

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          Episode 68: Caffeine Plus Pandalicious Equals Bad Idea

          Monday brings with it yet another new episode of the ESH podcast. This episode I have to say, was kinda a weird one. Good, but weird.

          It's just the two sistahs Pandalicious and NinJaSistah holding it down for episode 68. Pandalicious tries to help NinJaSistah wrap her mind around the anime series Nerima Daikon Brothers, and I emphasize the word tries. Then on the flipside of the hour, NinJaSistah glosses over some of the news from the Tokyo Game Show and shares her first impressions of the PS3 title Heavenly Sword.

          Yeap, it's a fun, and weird hour this week, and if you don't believe me, just check out the rejected titles for this weeks episode:
          • Don't Take Her Shoes, She Needs the Height
          • It's Not The Size of Your URL, It's How You Use It
          • We Were Sharing Bodily Fluids LAST Week
          • Why Is The Radish Throbbing?
          • The Words, "Big Throbbing Daikon" Scare Me
          • The Most Forbidden Love: When Man Meets Panda
          • What She Did With a Fishcake: On The Next Maury
          • Sony made Me Go Dutch Then Tried To Rape Me
          • The PS3 Controller Was A Pain in the SIXAXIS
          • Hopefully, This Will Be the Last Sexually Oriented Wii Joke
          • The Inevitability of the Response to "What What?"
          • To Gank or To Frag? The Question Endures


          After reading that list of rejected titles, I'm sure you want to dive into this weeks episode. So, sit back, get your a cup of joe, and enjoy episode 68: Caffeine Plus Pandalicious Equals Bad Idea

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