So, the Penny Arcade Expo is now over and I'm bushed, but it is Monday so I had to hit you guys with a special episode of the ESH podcast created by yours truly.

I got to spend a bunch of time on the show floor all over the place and see some great stuff over the past three days and collected all my thoughts onto this nice little show. From the XBox experience to RockBand 2, I have seen so much crap that it's all running together, but the most important piece of the show was that I was able to see and touch all the things you wish you could have if you were able to be in Seattle yourself.

I talked to MajorNelson and N'Gai for you. They say hi.

So sit back, relax and enjoy ESH podcast My Top 5 Things I Saw At PAX!

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If the title alone doesn't clue you in that it's new podcast episode Monday, I don't know what will.

In this episode of the podcast the girls talk about the anime series "SpeedGrapher," mis-steps and corrections that SCEA can make with the PS3 to recapture the bulk of the gamer market, things that make Panda want to punch babies in the face, EA games, PAX, PAX preparations, the fact that Pandalicious is not going to PAX but NinJa is, "Watchmen" the movie versus the graphic novel, and more. Don't believe me, check out the titles we didn't use for the show.

• Holes First, Person Second
• I'm Anything But Cheap
• A Hot Bed of Gamer Geek Sausage
• Belching With Joy
• Did They Put Pudding In Your Bowling Ball Again?
• Suck It Up, Build It In (That Sounds So Dirty)
• NinJa Rags On Sony Again
• If Sony Was Bachelor No.2, It Would Lose Again
• Someone Shot My Smilie Face
• Geometry Wars Doesn't Suck Asteroids
• It Makes Me Want To Punch Babies
• If You Think There Was A Lot of Breaststroking At The Olympics, You Should See SpeedGrapher
• and finally
• If You Snap It, You'll Go Blind

Yep, it's another random, fun podcast for you guys, so sit back and enjoy podcast episode 111: The Sistahs' Are Shooting Blanks

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Monday is here again, and so is a new episode of the ESH podcast. The girl team is complete on this one so expect randomness galore this hour and change.

The episode kicks off with Pandalicious and MagicMystic discussing how they came to love and specialize on the topics they, well, are experts on here at camp ESH. [In case you are new to the game, Panda shows anime some love while Magic takes us down the dark and [every once and a while] psychotic path of manga. While the girls chat about their passions and influences toward them, Ninja tries to keep up by hanging back in the corner.

When the dust settles, NinJaSistah jumps into the conversation to talk about the resurgence of the Science Fiction genre in mainstream entertainment and the pros and cons of it's new found popularity. It's another weird and wacky episode guys, check out the titles we didn't use for this one:

• Off-Topic's the Best Place to Be
• if I Had Known, I Would Have Worn Pants @ M4M Night
• if It's Good For Your Heart, It's Crap
• Fluff Is Not a Milk Substitute
• My Blank Is Different From Her Blank
• Tales From The Kids Table
• This Tiara makes Me Completely Unrecognizable
• Your Mom Should Never Ask What That Tentacle Is Doing
• Panda's Guide to the Four Stages of Sex
• The Pickle Distracted MagicMystic
• This Isn't A Filler Episode - Everything Is Meaningful
• That's Very Smexy
• I Want to Punt Small Children
• What Magic Is Tasting is The Combination Blue dye No.1 and Yellow Dye No. 5
• The Flintstones Is Not Completely Historically Accurate Either
• Green M&M's and Communist Plots
• And Something Raunchy This Way Comes
• and
• Alan Rickman Is So Hard

So hunker down, grab a cup of joe and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 110: And Now Girls On Trampolines!

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It's another all-videogame podcast, but, as usual, the Sistahs careen dangerously toward the profane and near-profane.

While Ninja proclaims the goodness of the Pure and Braid videogames, Panda admits her love for retro games, particularly those that can be found through XBox Live. It all leads up to a future topic for the podcast: How to Turn Your Wii Into a Micro-brewery.

I think we all have to admit that would be quite effective in selling the Wii to hardcore gamers.

So please enjoy Episode 109 of the ElectricSistaHood podcast, How Do You Play Where's Your Pickle?

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It's the story about a MagicMystic who wasn't listening, a Ninja making profane T-shirts for children and a Panda who just couldn't wait. You might think of it as the latest episode of the ElectricSistaHood podcast, but we prefer to think of it as just another slice of life.

Magic starts it out by talking about the manga "Pet Shop of Horrors" and Ninja and Panda finish it up by giving their love to the new Soul Caliber IV. In between all that, they present another hour of hilarity for all of you.

Just get a load of the titles that were turned down for this episode:

Just Listen To It and Figure It Out

The Heartbreak of Numb Butt

When Naruto Met a Night Elf Chick

If a Tree Falls In the Woods, Does It Get Turned Into a Manga?

My Favorite Word of the Week Was Circle-Jerk

We Don't Really Have DILLIGAF For Kids

The Day WoW Was Not Played

Let's Not Talk About Boob Brutality

The Soul Caliber Unlockable for Windows? Clippy!

So Many Accessories, They Should Call It Sim Caliber

If Robert E. Lee Had Invisible Naked Chick Army, We'd Be Celebrating His Birthday

Soul Caliber Finally Realized I'm Fat

The T-shirt Has Yoda and Siegfried -- Where's Roy?

I Hate Being Pwned, But I Love the Attention

Maids Prefer To Think Of Their Hats As Tiaras

I Pahked My Cah Then Became a Shirt-Rippah

Mamma Mia, Not Another Musical Episode

Token With the Sistahs (Not, It's Not the New Cheech & Chong Movie)

So enjoy Episode 108: It's Like Food In My Mouth and don't forget to start sucking up to the Sistahs. You gotta get one of those tokens somehow.

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If you ever sit and ponder on the idea of people of a young-ish age drinking, let this new episode of the ESH podcast be the proof you need to "just say nay!"

This week, MagicMystic returns and brings with her balance to the force while Panda and Ninja enjoy some adult juice before, during, and probably after the episode.

This episode starts with Ninja talking about the new XBLive Arcade title Go! Go! Break Steady that she keep calling "Go! Go! Beat Street" reports on some of the feelings around the industry about E3, and the hopefully triumphant return of the fighting genre on the back of Soul Calibur IV. Magic chimes in with her new found XBox-y goodness and general discovery of "the new" as she shares first impressions of her new XBox 360 Elite as well as latent desires for an XBLive account, and then Panda brings up the rear and talks about the anime and manga series, Full Metal Panic. The gals are back to normal and completely off topic as usual.

Here are some of the random things said during the show that could have been used as titles, but weren't:

• Wallmart, Baby Come Back!
• The Big "E" Is Big
• MagicMystic Is Back, And Out Of The Closet
• Jobless Wonder To The Rescue-ish
• It's Not The Size of Your GamerScore, But How You Use It
• You Don't Wanna Waste Your Bombs
• Don't Pay The Toll When 5-0's On Your Ass
• This Podcast Is Abridged
• and finally
• FUSION DANCE OF PAIN!

Hope you have a hot cup of coffee on hand, because you want to stay awake for this one folks. I give you, ESH podcast episode 107: Friends Don't Let Friends Drink & Podcast!

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Who doesn't like new podcast episode Monday? Productive people that's who. Let us help you start your week off on the unproductive tip with this episode of our podcast.

Sans MagicMystic yet again, the sistah's stick to the gaming topic covering both the new and upcoming starting with Panda's take on the game Project Origin and Ninja sharing some of what she was able to take away from the assorted E3 coverage.

From talking about the survival horror game genre to specific experiences with titles like Manhunt and Silent Hill to the thriller-chiller types including the "I don't think NinJa is ever going to finish it" BioShock game. Ninja talks God of War 3, Animal Crossing: City Folk, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Portal 2, and Oneechanbura.

It's another one of our lively podcast episodes people, here are some of the titles we decided not to use to name it:

• Don't. Stop. Waitin' Fer RockBand 2, Yeah
• Who? Guess Who?
• Don't Sell Your Soul For Tic-Tacs
• The New Animal Crossing Lets Me Be Mii
• Kratos Makes Ninja's Gamer Boner Hard
• Kratos Was A Red-Headed Step Child
• Panda's Birthday Is Another 11 1/2 Months Away
• Killing Me Softly with Her Sword
• We Will. We Will...Flock Ewe
• Videogame Word of the Year: Booty
• E3 Didn't Want Me? Well, They're Not Invited to My Place Either
• We Have Nothing To Fear But the Sequel to Fear Itself
• This Guy's Full of Beans, and That Is a Bad Thing
• Don't Ever Attend a Zmbie Reunion
• and finally
• Brain Exlax, I Like that

If that hasn't told you everything you need to know about this week's podcast, then saddle up and give a listen to ESH podcast episode 106: Did I giggle That Outside Loud?

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It's hard to explain the title until you listen to the episode, but trust me this new episode of the ESH podcast is quite the piece of work.

In this episode of the podcast, the sistah's run the video game, entertainment and anime gauntlet from the audience choice re-review of the anime series Angel Sanctuary to new games on the E3 horizon. Would it be an ESH podcast if we didn't talk about incest, angst, mentioning Bioshock or complaining about videogames/comic titles being turning into feature length films? I don't think so. To give you a better idea of how the episode turned out, here are the titles we didn't choose:

• Sucked Into a Portal of Happiness
• God Knows, Even In His Sleep
• Again With the Incest
• I Love Her, So I Need to Kill Her
• The Sex Scenes Are Pretty Cool, Just Pretend They're Not Related
• Just Say "No" to Will Smith
• Want to Beat Darth Vader? Smack James Earl Jones in the Face
• It's Big. It's Black. and It Makes No Noise
• My Only Real Complaint Is that It's Short
• I Finally Took Out Ghandhi - I'm Not Proud to Say That
• and
• FYI: Incest Sends Your Soul to Hell

So grab your morning or evening cup of joe and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 105: This Is Fan Service...WITHOUT My Crotch

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It's Monday again, and it's time once more for a new episode of the ESH podcast.

I hope you guys and gals from the land of ESH had a happy and safe holiday weekend. I know I did, and I'm pretty sure that Panda did. Today we have another NinJa/Panda podcast episode where NinJa goes a bit in depth on the video game GRID and Panda shares some of her first impressions on the Diablo 3 announcement. It's a nearly all video game fun-packed episode, that you should totally pick up right now.

Don't believe me, here are some of the titles we decided not to use that came from the episode:

• Do You Question My Skills? (When don't I?)
• You Shouldn't Rape Your Tech They Can't Say "No."
• The Story of a Ninja Called Spanky
• ESHDog Cannot Be Controlled
• Lik eSands In an Hourglass, These Are The Races of Our Lives
• Ive Got Anal Leakage, But I'm Not Anxious About It.
• When ESHMom Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy
• Omnipotent Does Not Equal Omniscient
• Never Trust Cheese That Doesn't Melt
• In Diablo 4, He Fights That Super Boxer From Russia
• If She's Got Multiple Boobies, Who's Looking At Her Face?
• If You Think That Anal Leakage Is Bad, Guess What Her Armpits Do
• Is It Time For A WoW Siesta?
• WoW Craves, Diablo Saves Saves
• and
• Coming Soon: Smackdown! Diable VS Bobby Flay

It's a good episode, so grab your coffee and enjoy ESH podcast episode 104: My Senses Are There, My Balls Are Not Inert, Lock & Load, Let's Go!

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You say you want a revolution? Well, Ninjasistah sure wants one. And that's just one of the topics of this week's ElectricSistaHood podcast.

The Ninja has fallen in love with the free Xbox 360 demo of Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution, even though it stands for all the things she normally hates in a videogame. But, as a fan of the Parker Brothers' board game Risk, Ninja is willing to overlook the game's natural shortcomings.

For Pandalicious, a fan of turn-based, role playing games, Lost Odyssey is right up her alley, even though she's barely scratched the surface of the four-disc set. As you might expect, the Sistahs have plenty of fun with the game's protagonist, a 1,000-year-old man named Kaim.

Along the way, the Sistahs talk about online guides and the unexpected malady that has befallen MagicMysticGrl, who doesn't appear in this week's podcast.

And, about the title for the episode? Well, we might have left a word off the end. You'll have to listen to the thing to hear the whole title.

Here are the titles we rejected:

Just Say No to Drano

The Finger of the Internet is Pointing at You

Did You Just Get Hit With a Ridiculous Stick?

RPG Battle: Fun vs. Emo

Qu'est-ce que c'est Ninja Gaiden?

Every Guy Says His Unit is Magic, But Kaim's Really Is

Hot Kaim Action Inside -- Live!

Death is Coming for Panda, and She's Relieved

Dead and Gone to a Place He Can't Go, Kaim Must Be Emo

Lost Odyssey = Lost Syllables

So enjoy this week's ESH Episode 103: Throw Some Bleeps On That... and have a great Fourth of July weekend.

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Monday brings with it yet another episode of the ESH podcast, and in this one the sistahs' steal the limelight and hold it hostage for about an hour.

NinJaSistah takes the mic first this go 'round to speak on a topic near and dear to her heart, Ninja Gaiden II. From new visuals, lamest ninja name ever, to best and worst aspects of initial gameplay NinJa brings the sexy black. I mean back.

Then Pandalicious talks about her newly addicted Wii Fit experience. The yoga that is easy, what the game is and is not, and how it affects her daily life. MagicMystic chimes in a time or too before having to head out early. All in all, it's one of our normal, wacky shows. Here are some of the episode titles we rejected:

• It Helps If You're Nimble and Omnicient
• From The Look Of The Ninja Gaiden Girls You'd Think Goodyear Was The Sponsor
• Lamest Name For A NinJa: Joe
• AI Can Be A Sneaky Bastard
• No, The Dog Didn't Eat Panda's Homework
• And Then She Mentioned Richard Simmons' Weiner
• If Your Kid Turns Into A Pretzel, Turn The Wii Fit Off Now!
• My Fat Mii Haunts Me
• and
• Gravity Is A Bitch And Always Wins

Told you it was the normal wacky episode from the ESH girls. So sit back, relax and enjoy podcast episode 102: When NinJa Talks About Her Nuts, People Listen

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Monday yet again people, and here we go with a fresh new episode of the ESH podcast for you.

In this episode of the podcast the girls talk a bit about nearly every entertainment medium. We gots a bit of manga, a bit of anime, some feature film stuff all topped off with video game shizzole.

Pandalicious kicks off the show talking about the anime series Hell Girl based off of the manga of the same name. She and Magic go back and forth a bit exploring what works and what doesn't in the series. MagicMystic then shares her impressions of the new Hulk movie and NinJaSistah closes out the show talking about E3.

To give you an idea of the kind of show we had, here are the titles we rejected:

• NinJa Can't Fly, But She Can Jump to Conclusions
• No..Un..com..piled Da-ta EVER!!!
• It's The Season For Creepy Flowers
• The Cat In The Hat Was Not In The Prestige
• Panda Makes A Fight Club Reference Nobody Else Understands
• Hulk Smash! Movie Not!
• Panda's Comic Book Cred Just Plummeted
• Levitating Trumps Hovering
• Attention Game Makers: Panda's Up For Payola
• Exclusive: NinJa's Guide To Carnal Solicitation
• The Love-Hate Relationship With E3 Has Turned Back To Hate
• and
• I'm Pre-Retractable

It's a completely rounded out episode folks, so sit back and enjoy episode 101: Not To Spoil It For You, But This Episode Ends In Goodbye.

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LAUNCH
The podcast kicked off in 2006 with the first episode being released on May 3rd, and we have been cranking them out ever since. Over 100 total released shows [We have done a bunch of My Top Fives people] ESH has really grown into something unexpected, but ultimately an insane amount of fun to do.
 In this episode of the podcast we talk about how we got to be two years old.

CHANGE
I launched the site in April of 06 as SplendidBlunder.com. Originally, the idea was to have a space on the web to create, post, mix, and remix other people’s GarageBand projects. It was going to be a playground for Panda and I, and while we were having all of our conversations about the setup, we kept wasting time talking about Video games and anime.

GROWTH
We realized quickly that we wouldn’t be able to do just the site or the podcast alone, and began recruiting our more than geeky friends to join the family. The first recruit was MagicMystic, then came Evermore, MonkeyDoo, Douceswild, GeekWoman, madameRoslin, theAdmiral, colonelPanic, and most recently KingBabyDuck.
We started out small, with only 1000 people on average hitting the site, and now, we do quite a bit better. I figure it has to be the crazy that keeps them coming back, because there is definitely nothing out there like us.

We will be making autographed DVD’s featuring all of the podcast episodes over the last two years available on the ESH site shortly.

We thank you for your attention, and toast to another hundred. Enjoy podcast episode number 100: Go Team Venture!

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ESH goes to the movies in this week's podcast and you won't believe how much Magic hates the new Indiana Jones film.

The Sistahs use Magic's bad review as a springboard for their dislike of most of the bad movies based on videogames and how much they wish there were more films like Iron Man and fewer like the last X-Man film.

Here are the titles we rejected for this week's show:

Indiana Jones and the Cake Is a Lie

Fluffy Man Boa? Not Today

Chia Pet Naruto -- Believe It!

FYI: Russia Is a Damn Cold Place

George Lucas Can Still FuX Things Up

They Shoot Russians In Roswell, Don't They?

My Frigidaire Is My Savior

Two Words: Necco Wafers

Don't forget that the live recording of the 100th episode is Friday, June 6. Look for details on the website. But in the meantime, give a listen to Episode 99: Indiana Jones and the Blah-Blah-Blah.

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Gauging by the title of this week's show, there's more going on than just the usual anime, manga and videogames.

In this episode, Pandalicious discusses the anime Paprika, MagicMysticGrl talks about the manga MeruPuri: Marchen Prince and NinjaSistah brings up the latest videogame news.

The rejected titles for the episode? Right here:

ESH Myths Revealed: Ninja Has Three Boobs

Last Week's New Word Was V'jayhole, This Week It's Omnimpotent

Whatever Shall I Do With All This Sexiness?

You Don't Bathe Other People's Children

It's Cute to Be Stupid When You're Young

You Had Me At Sorceress

Magic Has a Nero Complex

I Asked for Toilet Paper and They Gave Me Nectar

In Your Pants -- It's Where Panda Always Goes

A Horse Dissected Cannot Stand

So enjoy this week's podcast Episode 98: This Podcast Is Ribbed for Your Pleasure.

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The Sistahs discuss both the unpronounceable and the unspeakable in this week's podcast, and it's a guaranteed hoot and a half.

First up is MagicMystic's telling of an anime called Mnemosyne. While you won't lose your head over this tale, you might lose a hand.

Next, Ninjasistah and Pandalicious discuss their love for the gangsters, ho's and bitches in Grand Theft Auto IV. Sure, the game's violent and profane, but also loveable in its own twisted way.

Along the way, Panda even coins a new word: V'jayhole. You'll have to hear it to believe it.

Anyway, you've seen the title of this week's podcast. Here are the ones the Sistahs rejected:

You've just been Panderized!

We'll Chase Magic Down and Poke Her With a Stick

Kitten Snot Might Make You Laugh -- Might Not

Leaving the Land of Noisy Colors

Cat Girl Chasing Towel Girl? Cool!

Finding Rare Stamps Might Sound Boring, But You Won't Lose a Hand Over It

The Best Anime Ever About a Human Shish-Kebab

Don't Chain My, Uh, Heart

Radio's Dying -- Except On Grand Theft Auto

A Very Special ESH: The Girls Discuss Lap Dances

I Wouldn't Be Surprised to See Myself On World's Stupidest Drunk Drivers

Go ahead and take a listen to Episode 97: Cops Don't Like It When You Shoot Them.

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In anticipation of Mother's Day next weekend, we've put together a very special episode of ElectricSistaHood (and we swear that, unlike Blossom, nobody's pregnant). You can listen to it right here.

The episode's a conglomeration of excerpts, both from the regular podcast and stuff that came from outtakes and pre-show antics, that feature conversations about and with the mother of Pandalicious and Ninjasistah, as well as an excerpt with MagicMysticGrl's mom.

Here's a impromptu poem for ESHmom:

M is for the Many times we taped her,
O means that this joke is getting Old.
T is for the Teasing that we gave her,
H means that Hell is getting cold.
E is for the Euros Panda's needing,
R means you aRen't going to get a break.

Put them all together, they spell MOTHER.
And your daughter Panda's on the take.

We've interspersed the comments about ESHmom in this podcast with messages from 2007 to the mothers of a fourth grade class at Hoover Elementary School (probably in Council Bluffs, Iowa). The messages are a great counterpoint to the Sistahs' comments. If you want to hear more of these messages, just look for them at archive.org.

The gang will be recording a new episode next week, so look forward to that. In the meantime, please enjoy this behind-the-scenes tribute to ESHmom and all moms everywhere as we present Episode 96: M Is For the Many Times I Taped You.

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You say you want a revolution, well, you know... we aren't here to change the world. Monday still equals new podcast episode day, and I don't see that changing anytime too soon.

In this episode of the podcast, the girls cover the popular creative peoples website, "Deviant Art" as well as the anime series "Vampire Knight" and examine the possible effect GTA IV may have on the national release of the "Iron Man" film. We are chock full of something on this episode people, and I think it just may possibly be caffeine. Don't quote me on that one though, just check out the titles we didn't use for this episode and draw your own conclusions:

• OC BC Does Not Equal AC/DC
• Everyone Is Social On Da InterWebs
• He Wasn't Worth Remembering
• I Heart Vampiress (And They Heart, Hearts
• We Have Angst With A Little More Angst On The Side
• A T-Rex Mobster? ow Does He Tie A Windsor Knot?
• I'm More Isolated Than Ever ON The InterWebs
• Don't Trust Mean People...That's What They WANT You To Do!
• and
• It's Hay Fever Season, But YOu Shouldn't Sneeze Sparkles

Yeah, we go up and down the spectrum this week, trying our best to remind you that time is running out to try and win that custom GTA IV Xbox 360 Elite and bring you some fun insights on the realms of geek, game, and anime... so sit back and enjoy podcast episode number 95: Batman Doesn't Eat Babies.

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Being Monday and all, far be it from us to keep a new episode of the ESH podcast from you.

In this episode of the podcast NinJasistah kicks off her editorial piece on the good, the hrm, and the wickedly awesome tip for video game franchises with her take on Super Smash Brothers. Pandalicious jumps in the mix to talk about the anime series Soul Eater a weird and dark tale that Panda swears can be liked to the bastard child of Bleach and One Piece. [Yeah, try to get that image out of your head.] But don't think we don't have some randomness for you. We work a little Paranoia Agent, Death Note,and even a couple of references to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Don't trust me? Check out the titles we didn't use:

• Panda Likes It Random
• That Death Scythe Would Be handy Around Plants & Shrubs
• 11-Year-Old Girls Shouldn't Spend time Around Ham
• The Chicks Got Pregnant And Their Babies Had Horns
• Hooray For Incest
• Shinigami School For The Who?
• Here We Go Again With The Angsty Crap
• Papa Wassa Manslut Scythe
• and
• Mmm! Catwitch

And, we want to take this opportunity to let you know that you could win something KRAZY cool. We have joined forces with the All Games Radio Network fam and will be giving away one of eight GTAIVlimited edition Xbox 360 Elites to one lucky listener. Wanna know how you can win it? Well here's the lowdown. One of the cornerstones of the GTA series is the in-game radio stations, complete with spoof ads and spoof segments. It's time for you to do that.

Submit a sound clip no longer than 120 seconds in the style of a GTA4 Radio Station commercial for ESH. It can be a spoof ad, segment, song, whatever.

It is up to each affiliate if they wish to force the content to pertain directly to their show, be it an ad for the show or something regarding an inside joke from the show, or to allow the submission to just be about gaming in general.

• THE PARTICIPANTS
• All Games Interactive
• Dead Pixel Live
• The Bobby Blackwolf Show
• Orange Lounge Radio
• Superhappyfuntimeshow
• ElectricSistaHood
• MediSpective
• ChatterBox Video Game Radio
• Video Game Outsiders
• Ultimate Quest
• The Video Games Show
• Platform Nation

THE RULES

1. The entry can be in the form of an MP3 emailed to the affiliate show OR as a voicemail left on that show's voicemail line.
2. Only one entry per affiliate show, however multiple affiliate shows can be entered with unique audio clips. (No sending the same audio to multiple shows.)
3. Submissions will either be played on the affiliate show or put up on
   the show's website (or forums.allgames.com) and will be voted on via the community in a poll with the results hidden. Winners of these votes advance to the final round.
4. If one person wins multiple affiliate contests, a coin flip will determine which show he/she wins, the other show chooses the runner-up as their finalist.
5. The contest is only open to North American residents, as it is an NTSC console.
6. No copywritten materials are permitted in the entry - parody is okay, just don't use the original.
7. All submissions become the property of the affiliate show they are submitted to, as they will be used in promotion of that show.
8. Cast and crew of the participating affiliate shows are not eligible.
9. The decisions of the judges (affiliate show hosts at the affiliate level, All Games Radio at the final level) is final.

THE SCHEDULE

• Sunday, April 20th: Submission period opens
• Sunday, May 4th: Submission deadline at midnight PT, 3am EST

You got that? You could win a FREAKING XBox Elite MAN!!!! All you got to do is create a GTAIV style radio ad for ESH or any of the All Games Radio Affiliates and submit it to us as an MP3 with your contact info to this address.


So fill up yo' cup friends and enjoy ESH podcast episode number 94: NinJa's Dangling Chad Just Lost Her The Game

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Another Monday bears forth another new episode of the ESH podcast, and this one is as entertaining as all the rest.

Today, Pandalicious takes you through the anime series Bus Gamer based on the short series manga of the same name while NinJaSistah [slow on the update, admittedly] talks about her new Portal/OrangeBox experience. Even though MagicMystic was MIA for this recording, the girls were still able to find a way to off on some interesting tangents.

Don't believe me? Here are the rejected episode titles:

• Sitting In The Ooze, Waiting To Respawn
• The Office Was Empty, But It Wasn't The Weekend
• My Companion Cube Was Alone On Valentines Day
• Nobody Ate Anybody In Staying Alive Either
• Somebody Ought To Put That Morality Chip Into Dick Chaney
• That Dude In Portal? He's A Chick
• Dat Cube Gotta Go!
• Hot Man Candy Has A Gooey Center
• Walk Softly and Carry A Big Lead Pipe
• Muppets Singin About Killing Me Scares Me
• I'm Not Comfortable With A Man Having A Baby
• It's An Animated World, And I'm An Animated Girl
• The World Wildlife Fund Has Nothing On Them
• and
• I'd Tell You About The Third Episode, But I've Slept Since Then

So grab another cup o' joe and take a listen to ESH podcast episode 93: You Can't Have Your Cake And Cheat It Too!

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Monday rears it's ugly face area again and so the ESH Crew gives you a new episode of the podcast to hide behind.

In this episode of the podcast, the regular trio is back at it to talk about the anime series Paranoia Agent the manga Dazzle and the disconnect with animes optioned from manga with a smattering of Fushigi Yugi and a few other things.

To give you an idea of the places we go, here are the titles we didn't use for this episode:

• Dance Moves To Die For
• Then Anime Boston Turned Into The Shining
• No One Told Me About the NinJa Rape
• It's Like The Lion King, Without The Lions
• The Old Lady Pulled a Geraldo
• It's Not Like We've Ever Shied Away From Spoilers Before
• Twisted, Dark and Perverse - That's Entertainment!
• They Don't Sell Kool-Aid At Suicide.com
• We Haven't Talk About Incest In a Long Time
• They Should Have Called Him HeckBoy
• Bitch! Listen To Bruce Willis!
• Coming Next Week: Whatever NinJa Wanted to Talk About
• and
• Inside Joke of The Week: You Just Lost The Game

Yeah, it's going to be that kind of episode. So sit back, relax and enjoy podcast Episode 92: Anime, It's Not Me, It's You!

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Yeah, you know you love the new podcast day here at ESH, and so do we!

In this episode of the ESH podcast NinJaSistah and Pandalicious touch on the issue of race in animation and games starting with the catalyst The Boondocks then floating over to the topic of the forth coming PS2 title Persona 4 from Atlus. It's one of them there, what the kids call "thought provoking" episodes that we are known to do from time to time.

If you need a little convincing to download this episode, here are the titles we didn't use:

• Fred Flintson Drinks Yabba-Dabba-Dew
• Panda's Coined a New Word: Aggerize
• The Cosby Kids Don't Live In the Boondocks
• It's Not Bad Being The Only Chocolate Chip In The Cookie
• and
• If You LIke DBZ Eyebrows, You're Gonna Love This!

Yeap, it's a great episode, so curl up with a fresh cuppa joe and Episode 91: Panda's Never Put A Beat-Down On A Ho

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When the Panda's away, the Ninja will play. Mostly, she'll play Guitar Hero and Rock Band. While Pandalicious tastes the goodness of Anime Boston, NinjaSistah decided to delve into her collection of downloadable content for Guitar Hero III and Rock Band. And she pulled out her Top 5 faves for this week's podcast.

Exactly which ones did she pull out of there? Well, you're going to have to actually listen to the thing in order to find out. I'm not telling you here. But let me just say that I think you're going to be pleased with her selections.

In the meantime, Panda's been blogging about her Anime Boston experience, and she'll be back next week to reveal all the details. So enjoy this week's special podcast topic from NinjaSistah: My Top 5 Guitar Hero/Rock Band Downloads.

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With Anime Boston coming up this weekend, the Sistahs are excited as they can be. And that excitement shows in this week's episode of the podcast.

In addition to a preview of Anime Boston, the Sistahs discuss all facets of gaming. NinjaSistah talks about EA trying to take over Take Two, makers of the Grand Theft Auto series. And Pandalicious goes on and on about dating sim games -- particularly focusing on the question, "why aren't girls the protagonist in these games?"

In any case, it's well worth your hour and seven minutes to listen in. And in case you were wondering, here are some of the titles they rejected for this week's episode:

EA's So Rich, Their Cash Is Brown

ET Listens to This Podcast

EA Shows Take Two Who's the Bully

That Sound Emanating From Ninja's Guitar: Shake, Rattle and Roll

Was That Terriers or Derriers?

Boston Winos Will Be Heading for Rehab This Week

A MILF Would Bring a Whole New Dimension to Paperboy

The Discussion Degenerated to Talk About the Roughness of Sticks

The Only Come-On Line a Girl Needs Is "Hi"

So there you go. Let us know what you think about Episode 90: The Best Little Whorehouse On the PS3.

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I know it's officially Wednesday, but a late new episode of the ESH podcast is always better than never receiving the episode at all.

Pandalicious shares some musings about viral video treasure trove YouTube, FUNimation channel getting itself out of the rerun doldrums, and self buttering popcorn. [you'll just have to listen to find out more about that one] Then NinJaSistah jumps in to add the sprinklings of gaming news including some first impressions on Legendary, and MagicMystic rounds out the show with another review of an edgy manga title. This title is hard to describe so I'll just give you the name...Deadman Wonderland.

If you want some help deciding to watch this episode, just check out the rejected title list:

• Air Causes Cancer-Didn't You Know?
• Popcorn's Coming! And That's Just Sick
• Popcorn: Now It Makes It's Own Gravy
• Point Me To The Nearest Ghost
• Retards Are Special, Too
• Crinklebread Must Make Great Toast
• Magic's Not A Stuntwoman, But She Plays One In A Videogame
• Take magic To Vegas, I'll Knit A Sweater
• Kitty Birds Just Don't Look Menacing Enough
• 101 Things To Do With Your Yang
• Blood As A Weapon? The Red Cross Can't Keep Up Now!
• An Eye for A What?!
• Deadman Wonderland, Great Entertainment For Bulimics
• The G Ward Really Does Exist
• YouTube, It fights Mental Boredom
• and
• ESH Is Full of Crafty Bastards

Yeah boy, it's time for ESH Podcast Episode Number 89: It's Like Six Flags Over The Electric Chair

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Monday brings a new episode of the ESH podcast, and this one is a doosie!

In this episode, Pandalicious and NinJaSistah hold down the show chit chattin' about the anime [based off of a harem video game] They Are My Noble Masters and the influence of eastern culture on western culture and back again through the video medium. We get a little deep on the discussion end, and them come back to being the normal chaotic prattle that we usually give you.

If you need more encouragement, here are the titles we didn't use:

• Captain Save-a-hoe Sez: No WoW For You
• It's Gigantaramous- Without The Ramos
• Turner Movie Classics Is Trying To Kill Me
• Welcome to The Real World: ESHLand
• They Don't Bleed, But There's Still A Discharge
• Helen Mirren's Next Role: the Metropolitan New York Yello Pages
• How Do You Watch Samurai Champloo? Lather-Rinse-Repeat
• I Could Watch Maids and Butlers For The Remains of the Day
• Stay Out of that Stay-Out-of-That-Place, Place
• No, Really, Incest Makes Me Feel Icky
• Don't Fondle Your Siblings
• She Did Not Just...Yeah, Yeah She Did
• This Is My Noble Masturbation
• It's Wrong-So Wrong I Give It A Thumbs Up
• and
• This episode Comes With A Big Asterisk

So grab a cup of you favorite liquid and enjoy, Episode 88: It's Upstairs/Downstairs...With Incest!

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Another new Monday equals another new episode of the ESH podcast. And this one gets, well, kinda girlie.

In this episode of the podcast Pandalicious brings up the demise of the NewType magazine and notes the decline in printed review media focusing on anime or manga here in the US. Then MagicMystic chimes in with her thoughts on the very, very sugary anime series Shugo Chara by TV Tokyo. Not to be left out, NinJaSistah chimes in with some gaming news updates and continues on the sugary sweet anime series Sorcerer Hunters.

It's a fun episode, but don't take my word for it. Let these rejected episode titles tell reveal the fun-ness of it all...

• Don't Choke On Microsoft's Wad
• This Is A Pimpless Podcast
• Twelve F-Words Makes It Extra Explicit
• NewType Has Contracted Magazine Cancer
• MagicMystic Fives The Ultimate Spoiler
• Panda Puts Out For Published Writers
• Harry Potter Jumped The Shark At Book Four
• Sporty Spice Is A Version of Me? Egg-zactly!
• Yeah, But Can She Transform Into A Camaro?
• Just Another Manic Chara
• A Black Egg With An "X" On It? The EAster Bunny's Not Gonna Like That
• When The Keymaster Met The Gatekeeper
• You Gotta Be Sick To Watch Sorcerer Hunters
• These Suspenders Defy All Laws of Physics
• This Series Puts The "Con" in Necronomicon
• You'll Be Like That's What Panda Was Talking About
• Getting Guys Off In 30 Minutes Or Less
• Panda's Got Too Much Blood In Her Alcohol System
• I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Toast
• NewType Kicks It's Own Bucket
• and
• Slow Entropy Sucks

So, grab you a new cuppajoe and settle in to enjoy Episode 87: That's The Problem With Theology, Too Much Math