Lets talk about...big, bouncy, boobies
Ever notice that boobies will catch the attention of even straight women? In anime more than anything this is an unavoidable truth. I have been observing this trend for a good while [ahem]... and my conclusion is...
They are large and in charge!
We are being hypnotized by their tempting nature!
BEWARE OF THE BOOBIES THEY WILL HURT YOU IN THE END!!!
Distraction, attraction, or fun-time wobbly action, boobies in anime vary in size from pre-teen developmental stage [also known as the "mosquito bite"] to early teen development ["itty bitty titty committee"... reserved for characters who are supposed to be cute, but not seen as sexual beings] the "double d's of desire" for the characters that just really need no explanation. These are the vixens, goddesses, babes with more than junk in the trunk.
I could stop here, but there is yet another level of bodacious booby class that I would be derelict in my duties if I were to forego mentioning them... the super deformed unbelievably endowed female, or simply put: the mega booby. Yes this creature abounds in many of your Hentai series and makes spot appearances in some of your kawaii series as well. She's got a rack that defies the laws of physics, but no one seems to really give a damn about that... just look at those boobs!
I will develop a list that will provide for you a barrier towards the corruption that these bouncing bodacious boobies will do to your soul. It is out of concern for our mutual safety that I will do this. This is the depth of my caring for you...
Look for the list soon!
Ever notice that boobies will catch the attention of even straight women? In anime more than anything this is an unavoidable truth. I have been observing this trend for a good while [ahem]... and my conclusion is...
They are large and in charge!
We are being hypnotized by their tempting nature!
BEWARE OF THE BOOBIES THEY WILL HURT YOU IN THE END!!!
Distraction, attraction, or fun-time wobbly action, boobies in anime vary in size from pre-teen developmental stage [also known as the "mosquito bite"] to early teen development ["itty bitty titty committee"... reserved for characters who are supposed to be cute, but not seen as sexual beings] the "double d's of desire" for the characters that just really need no explanation. These are the vixens, goddesses, babes with more than junk in the trunk.
I could stop here, but there is yet another level of bodacious booby class that I would be derelict in my duties if I were to forego mentioning them... the super deformed unbelievably endowed female, or simply put: the mega booby. Yes this creature abounds in many of your Hentai series and makes spot appearances in some of your kawaii series as well. She's got a rack that defies the laws of physics, but no one seems to really give a damn about that... just look at those boobs!
I will develop a list that will provide for you a barrier towards the corruption that these bouncing bodacious boobies will do to your soul. It is out of concern for our mutual safety that I will do this. This is the depth of my caring for you...
Look for the list soon!
Labels: Anime, Boobs, Kawaii, Pandalicious, quit
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