I’ve got jewels. You’ve got jewels. If you want to expose your jewels, this is your lucky day. Your boy Douce is on a mad jewel hunt. (That SO doesn’t mean what it sounds like.)
Last year, I started an on-going segment called “Douce’s Jewels” in which I bring to you some goodies that I find floating around the intertubes. Whether its videos or pictures, I unleash them for all you FrESH peeps to see. Either you love them or hate them. They’re out and they’re raw. My motto is “Expose now and blush later.”
We’ll since I’ve received such positive responses from you guys, (I usually get the opposite reaction when I expose my jewels…hmm…That’s weird.) I’ve become curious about YOUR jewels. Everyone that uses the internet comes across something so funny and amazing that you just have to show someone. Here’s your chance. All I ask is that you keep it somewhat clean, people. You know the site. You know what we’re about. We got an explicit tag, but we ain’t “knockdemboots.com” so bring your GAMING, ANIME, TECH, or ANYTHING NERDY/GEEKY jewels to the party. If you want to know the kind of stuff I’m looking for, check out some of my past jewels on the site.
Use the “Hit Us Up” link at the top of the page and paste the link to your picture or video jewel. As of right now, I’m going to have to limit the submissions to only two per person every month because I don’t know about the rest of the crew, but I’m no jewel-juggler. I can only handle so many at a time. Who knows? You may find your jewel plastered in an article on the site and/or getting a shout-out on the podcast. Remember to put your FrESH name too. It doesn’t matter if it’s your nickname or real name. I aint giving credit to anonymous people. Give us a name so we’ll know these jewels are yours. Be proud of your jewels and embrace them. Take pride in knowing that others are embracing them too. As a matter of fact, I’m calling you guys…wait for it…
FrESH-o-bitionists!
Get it? FrESH peeps + exhibitionist = FrESH-o-bitionists...oh frack you. Just go with it until I think of something better.
OK people. Hit us up. Let’s see what you’re packing. Who’s got the biggest jewels? We’ll just have to see.
Last year, I started an on-going segment called “Douce’s Jewels” in which I bring to you some goodies that I find floating around the intertubes. Whether its videos or pictures, I unleash them for all you FrESH peeps to see. Either you love them or hate them. They’re out and they’re raw. My motto is “Expose now and blush later.”
We’ll since I’ve received such positive responses from you guys, (I usually get the opposite reaction when I expose my jewels…hmm…That’s weird.) I’ve become curious about YOUR jewels. Everyone that uses the internet comes across something so funny and amazing that you just have to show someone. Here’s your chance. All I ask is that you keep it somewhat clean, people. You know the site. You know what we’re about. We got an explicit tag, but we ain’t “knockdemboots.com” so bring your GAMING, ANIME, TECH, or ANYTHING NERDY/GEEKY jewels to the party. If you want to know the kind of stuff I’m looking for, check out some of my past jewels on the site.
Use the “Hit Us Up” link at the top of the page and paste the link to your picture or video jewel. As of right now, I’m going to have to limit the submissions to only two per person every month because I don’t know about the rest of the crew, but I’m no jewel-juggler. I can only handle so many at a time. Who knows? You may find your jewel plastered in an article on the site and/or getting a shout-out on the podcast. Remember to put your FrESH name too. It doesn’t matter if it’s your nickname or real name. I aint giving credit to anonymous people. Give us a name so we’ll know these jewels are yours. Be proud of your jewels and embrace them. Take pride in knowing that others are embracing them too. As a matter of fact, I’m calling you guys…wait for it…
FrESH-o-bitionists!
Get it? FrESH peeps + exhibitionist = FrESH-o-bitionists...oh frack you. Just go with it until I think of something better.
OK people. Hit us up. Let’s see what you’re packing. Who’s got the biggest jewels? We’ll just have to see.
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