There is was, staring me in the face this morning. It was all over the internet. I'm sure you saw it, too. The Spice Girls will be announcing their "future plans". Next week. Thursday, June 28, to be exact.
Of course, the other news is that the iPhone will be released next week as well. Friday, June 29.
A Spice Girls reunion and the iPhone release in the same 24-hour period. Could this just be... coincidence?
I think not. We at ElectricSistaHood, in a Top Secret communique, are releasing a fragment of lyrics from the Spice Girls' next sure-to-be top-selling hit, tentatively called, "Wanna-iPhone":
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
Want iPhone, want iPhone, want iPhone, want iPhone, want iPhone
Really really really want iPhone.
If you wanna be my iPod, you also gotta be my phone,
Make it last forever. Phoneship never ends.
Number 1. With a bullet.
Of course, the other news is that the iPhone will be released next week as well. Friday, June 29.
A Spice Girls reunion and the iPhone release in the same 24-hour period. Could this just be... coincidence?
I think not. We at ElectricSistaHood, in a Top Secret communique, are releasing a fragment of lyrics from the Spice Girls' next sure-to-be top-selling hit, tentatively called, "Wanna-iPhone":
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
Want iPhone, want iPhone, want iPhone, want iPhone, want iPhone
Really really really want iPhone.
If you wanna be my iPod, you also gotta be my phone,
Make it last forever. Phoneship never ends.
Number 1. With a bullet.
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