I am being corrupted and for once I don't think I'm liking it!
Hello Everyone...Panda here. Today while sitting among fellow students in an *OBVIOUSLY* boring college class I began to daydream[something I do more often than not, I'll admit] Also, I do tend to daydream about the opposite sex...[this I find normal] But today like most other days I daydreamed of fictional men....of the...anime persuasion. [Ahh yes] It was while doing this that I noticed that all the anime men, that I've come to lust over are...well...EXTREMELY UNDERAGED?!
I mean, take Heero from Gundam Wing [*Drools* ACK I did it again!] He is only 15. In the state of Pandaville [where I reside] I'd go to Panda State Prison for the things I've thought about doing to Heero. [And you don't want to know what happens to cute little pandas like me there...*shudders*] Van from Escflowne...too young...Kazuki from Comic Party...too young!!! They are all jailbait young, yet so...soo DESIRABLE [ACK NO PANDA BAD PANDA!]
The only males who have been my age or older than me that I've dug were the Porco Rosso dude [who was a pig!] Vampire Hunter D [dude, he's immortal...waaay too old for me] Howl from Howl's Moving Castle [is in love w/someone else?!] Cho Hakkai. [turned demon after his wife killed herself] Oh wait...there is Alcard...oh wait...Integra! UGH!
All the guys that are in a sense available are underage sex puppets! OH WHY FATE! Why embed that into my mind?! I'm going nuts!
Thoughts I'd share my malady with you!
Hello Everyone...Panda here. Today while sitting among fellow students in an *OBVIOUSLY* boring college class I began to daydream[something I do more often than not, I'll admit] Also, I do tend to daydream about the opposite sex...[this I find normal] But today like most other days I daydreamed of fictional men....of the...anime persuasion. [Ahh yes] It was while doing this that I noticed that all the anime men, that I've come to lust over are...well...EXTREMELY UNDERAGED?!
I mean, take Heero from Gundam Wing [*Drools* ACK I did it again!] He is only 15. In the state of Pandaville [where I reside] I'd go to Panda State Prison for the things I've thought about doing to Heero. [And you don't want to know what happens to cute little pandas like me there...*shudders*] Van from Escflowne...too young...Kazuki from Comic Party...too young!!! They are all jailbait young, yet so...soo DESIRABLE [ACK NO PANDA BAD PANDA!]
The only males who have been my age or older than me that I've dug were the Porco Rosso dude [who was a pig!] Vampire Hunter D [dude, he's immortal...waaay too old for me] Howl from Howl's Moving Castle [is in love w/someone else?!] Cho Hakkai. [turned demon after his wife killed herself] Oh wait...there is Alcard...oh wait...Integra! UGH!
All the guys that are in a sense available are underage sex puppets! OH WHY FATE! Why embed that into my mind?! I'm going nuts!
Thoughts I'd share my malady with you!
Labels: Anime, Jailbait, Pandalicious
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