…did you? It’s Monday, so it’s time once again for a new episode of the ESH Podcast, and this one is, well, a post-holiday surprise.

I’m not going to tell you much about this one guys. It should be a surprise gift like one of the ones Santa brought you. What I will tell you about it are two things: (1)It’s totally not safe for work and (2) Cheese, Man Sausage, Santa, Euthanasia and “Ping Pong Ball Trick” come up in conversation.

See, told you it wasn’t safe for work. Grab your headphones/earbuds/cup of joe and enjoy ESH podcast episode 127: Santa Gave Me His “OH!” Face!!

With another Monday upon you, the sistah’s of ESH want to help quell your holiday OMG’s with a new episode of the ESH podcast!

And I’m not going to lie, this one, is a weird one.

We started off with the idea of sharing some last minute Chrismahannukwanzicus suggestions, instead Pandalicious talked about watching Spoony from TheSpoonyExperiement play through a Bob-awful FMV Sega Saturn/PC game called Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh and then NinJa chimes in with some thoughts on the anime series Code Geass: R2 while trying to keep Pandalicious focused on the conversation at hand.

Want a better picture of how the episode turned out? Here are the titles we didn’t use:

• Space Is Not A Tangible Thing To Me
• If You Have Questions, Shoot Us At Them
• How Much She Wants His Thing In Her Thang
• It’s Cheap And It’s Dirty
• Cubicle, Not Cuticle
• She’s So Dry They Need To Put Mayonnaise On Her
• You Have To Kill Your Husband To Get The Demon To Come Out
• Now Including Dirty German Bathroom Sex!

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• What’s Next? Splooged?
• High-Definition Up-skirts
• and finally
• At Least It Doesn’t Have Any Incest In It

Yeah, try to wrap your mind around this one folks, it’s ESH podcast episode 126: Hot Toddy – That’s The Way To Warm Up Your Chestnuts

With Monday beating you over the head with reminders that it’s not yet Giftimus-Minimus day(s) [after all, we are in a recession] we have a tiny electronic type gift for your stocking… a new episode of the ESH podcast!

This one is perfect for those poor souls out there that are trying to get stretch their dollars as far as possible. In this episode of the ESH podcast the gals are joined by AllGames Radio Network Fam Xenocore, the awesome. If you don’t know Xeno, smack yourself. We’ll have you know that Xeno is one of the awesome voice talents from the Ultimate Quest podcast and penmen of the UltimateQuest.net website.

Xeno, Panda and NinJa share their recommendations for gamer gifts that fall under the mantle of “cheap & easy” as we breakdown the best of the PS3, PS3, PSP, and Xbox 360 Greatest Hits and Platinum Hits titles. Titles from $19.99 to $29.99 and a few below and above, we are full of nothing but opinions about what to get the gamers close to you but not that close to you this gift giving season.

Want an idea of how this episode went down? Peep the titles we chose not to use

• NinJa Likes Things that Are Good and Cheap
• So, Panda Says She’s All Plugged Up
• It Makes Me Want To Punch Kittens In The Face
• Fuzzy Alligators In Pitfall – Not A Fond Memory
• No More Hello Kitty Mountain Adventure For You
• A Hello Kitty Defibrillator? How Shocking!
• My Red Ring of Death Is Keeping Me Warm This Winter
• If You Gift Panda This Season, Be Sure To Use A Well-Ventilated Box
• Zombies and Guns? Right On!
• and finally
• My Wii Has Always Been Used For Multiple Pleasure Purposes

Didn’t I tell you it was a good one? Grab your coffee and a pen and piece of paper so you can take some notes while you enjoy ESH Podcast episode 125: The Gift Isn’t So Important – It’s The Gift Receipt

But it’s only Monday so we are not yet checking it twice. You however, are welcomed to check it out while you listen to this new episode of the ESH podcast.

In this episode, the gals answer questions posed by Ultimate Quest host Xenocore and some friends from the XBLive community before diving into the main topic of what we crave for ChrismaHannuKwanzaTechsmas. [Yeah, say that fast three times after a margarita.] We go over Ninja’s list of stuffs and Panda adds a few items of her own, but don’t get it twisted… these items are just to get your gluttonous minds working on your own covetous gift lists.

Mmmm, yes, free stuffs!! If you want a clearer picture of what went down in this episode, here are the titles that we didn’t use:

• It’s Tagged Explicit For A Reason
• The Gummi Bears Revival Starts Here
• The Gap Doesn’t Like Geek Chicks
• We’re Making A List, Checking It Twice
• No Cornbread in The Future
• and
• If you Knew Panda Like I Know Panda

It’s a full episode, and you can click here to download a PDF of the items we talk about in the episode if you’d like to add them to a list of your own. Sit back, relax and grab you a cup of joe whilst you listen to ESH podcast episode 124: All I Want For Christmas Are My Two Front Speakers

To say that the Sistahs are animated in this week’s episode of the ElectricSistaHood podcast is an understatement. Just listen for yourself if you don’t believe me.

Finish what you started…