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    Kanokon Entertains Despite Its Flaws

    posted @ 1/31/2010 11:39:00 AM by King Baby Duck

    Media Blasters recently announced it has licensed the ecchi-comedy Kanokon. Does a show like this merit any sort of attention?

    Based on the light novel series by Katsumi Nishino, Kanokon revolves around Kouta, a first-year high school student who moves from the countryside to the city. On his first day at his new school, a beautiful second-year female student named Chizuru asks him to meet her alone in the music room. When he arrives, she tells him that she is in love with him and, after some heavy kissing, accidentally reveals to him that she is in fact a fox deity. From that day on Chizuru constantly hangs on Kouta, which embarrasses him greatly due to others watching and calling him the Great Erotic King. Meanwhile, a wolf deity named Nozomu transfers into Kouta’s school and class. Since meeting him, she is all over Kouta, causing Chizuru to become annoyed at her new competition for Kouta’s affection. Who’s going to be the one for Kouta, and will he be able to handle her?

    Now this is another show where most of the humor is derived from the fan-service. There is a lot of quirky, perverted silliness, some of which use some great double entendres. Some things made me laugh so hard that I almost fell out of my seat. However one of the biggest issues I have with the show is the fact that it throws away one of its main premises in favor of more perverted humor. I was led to believe that there would be more dealings with the animal deities, but instead we get a cooking episode by #3. This is what happened with Rosario + Vampire, and that didn’t fare out so well. I am also surprised with some of the stuff that made it onto Japanese TV, especially the bare-assed spanking scene at the end of the third episode. Of course it’s not all bad.

    I'm on the fence on what to give this series as a grade. It's truly a guilty pleasure of mine, but at the same time there are far better series out there that you could use your free moments to watch. Having said that, I'll go with my gut instinct and give this series a light B-average. However, don't watch this with your family in your premises. Don't watch it with your lover. Don't watch it with your friends (unless you can make a good drinking game out of it). Just watch it alone, and never speak of it in front of anybody. Hell, admitting that I enjoyed it makes me feel like I'm putting myself at risk of damaging my reputation.

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    "Setokai No Ichizon" Filled With Light Laughs and Heavy Punches

    posted @ 1/24/2010 01:04:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    Satire is one of anime's so-so friends. Sometimes they work well with one another, whereas other times it just plain sucks. Fortunately for Setokai No Ichizon, satire is its best buddy.



    Don't let the opening fool you. This is probably one of the more underrated shows of 2009. Setokai no Ichizon follows the daily routines of the student council members of Hekiyou Academy. Most of the council members are women, with the exception of Ken; who became a member after scoring the top scores in his level. The other members -- Kurimu (the very short Council President), Chizuru (the sadistic Secretary), Minatsu (the tomboyish Vice-President) and Mafuyu (the bishojou Treasurer) -- taunt him for his antics, but at the end of each show Ken shows them their faults, turning everything around them. One unique thing about this anime is that -- for the most part -- every episode takes place in one scene: the Student Council Room. Granted there are some cut-scenes here and there that take them out of the room for a few seconds, but just about everything happens in this one small room. It even shocks the cast members, who in the first couple minutes of the first episode say that animating a series like Setokai no Ichizon would be impossible and boring.

    Fortunately, it's anything but.

    Setokai no Ichizon is ripe with humor, and on top of that knows how to make fun of itself and just about every other anime that's come out in the last three years. Ken dreams of the other members becoming part of his harem, but instead is slapped in the face with denial (both literally and metaphorically). A swimsuit episode appears, and instead of focusing on the stereotypical fan-service one seems to see in anime the episode hilariously just shows Ken trying to get out of a locker the girls put him in (for obvious reasons). My favorite episode, though, has to be the fourth one, where the council members try to work on a fiction story to improve their image. The ideas range from light-novels to video games; but the best comes in the form of Kurimu starting a rock band. The jokes come fast-paced in this one scene, ranging from the idea of selling character albums for fast cash to just cleverly saying "FUCK YOU!" to Kyoto Animation. (Ken losing it over the lack of dynamic concert performances hit right at home for me, as that was what I thought made K-On! a shit storm of an anime.)

    Of course the show does at time flub up a good opportunity to make fun of other forms of stereotypical anime. It tries to parody the concept of moé, but instead just adds fuel to that over-burning fire. Episode 8 pokes at "loli," and while the "playing doctor" and "house" gags are a riot the underlining theme and concept of it all was kind of unsettling. Despite these two flaws, though, a lot of the humor works well; and when it gets to its serious side (with a sort of "what we learned today" vibe) each episode wraps itself up with something any anime fan can enjoy.

    Setokai no Ichizon earns itself a B+. It's a funny show that jabs at the obvious flaws of the current anime world, while at the same time pokes at itself for falling victim to said flaws.



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    Top Ten Anime Comedies of the Decade (2000-2009)

    posted @ 1/17/2010 12:57:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    When it comes to comedy, Japan knows its stuff. The past decade has brought us many great anime series that have made people laugh their asses off, and choosing a top ten is a no mere task. Nevertheless, I have listed ten anime comedies that have definitely earned a place in our funny bones.

    10. Love Hina


    This was the show that got me hooked into anime comedies. The story of Keitaro's quest to get into Tokyo University while searching for the girl he made a love promise to many a year ago was something almost any struggling high schooler/community college student could relate to. Add on the fact that Keitaro had to take care of his grandmother's apartment complex -- which contains nothing but girls -- and you get what could've been another harem comedy. Surprisingly the series always managed to make me laugh. Perhaps it was the anime chemistry between Keitaro and Naru (who may or may not be the girl he made the promise to); or perhaps it was the strange and wacky Kaolla Su, the exchange student who was like Cowboy Bebop's Ed on crack. Granted the show did lose its luster with both the Spring Special and Love Hina Again, but the first 24 episodes (and the Christmas Special) were filled with heavy laughs and lots of heart.

    9. Kamen No Maid Guy


    I always use this show as a sort of gateway anime for my buddies, and for good reason: It's maniacally funny! When Naeka is the lone heir to her grandfather's fortunes, she is put in danger of those who want it. So the grandfather hires Kogarashi: The Maid Guy. A transvestite superhero? Well, yes, but think of what it'd look like to see Jason Statham in a dress. It's hilarious, but you know he'll kick your ass if you snicker. Some may complain about the massive fan-service in the show (and there is a lot), but almost all of it is tied to another big laugh that's just around the corner. For example: when Saki sets up cameras in Naeka's bathroom to spy on her, Maid Guy casts one of his frozen powers on her and fixes the camera feed on the old fish salesman flossing his ass with his towel. You'll cringe with Saki, but at the same time it'll make you roll around the floor laughing your head off. Also when the female maid Fubki comes in to put Maid Guy in his place you can always bet that the end result will be hilarious.

    8. Detroit Metal City


    Released to coincide with the movie of the same name, Detroit Metal City followed Negishi, a pop singer who is forced to front a death metal band (under the alias of Krauser II). This follows with crazy antics involving an impromptu street performance that ends with Negishi accidentally smashing his guitar in the face of one police officer, Krauser's first movie role, the love of his life reviewing a DMC show (which ends with Krauser flipping her skirt up and calling her a "pig slut" to loud applause) and other things that can't really be named here. (Wait till you see what happens to Negishi's apartment.) The whole parody of metal bands has been done in both This is Spinal Tap and Metalocalypse, but the concept of taking a Mushroomhead-like band and putting a pop-loving vocalist in the forefront of it is a great example of ironic comedy. And with only each episode lasting about 12 minutes there was no room for Detroit Metal City to lose its blood-curdling steam.

    7. Azumanga Daioh!


    This comedy surrounding a group of stereotypical students didn't have a whole lot of story to it. In fact you can almost compare its plotline to that of Seinfeld: a show about high school students doing nothing. However what we got out of it was pure comedic dialogue. From Tomo's reasons for being an energetic slacker to spacey Osaka's day-dreaming escapades involving Chiyo-chan's hair, the mindset of these seemingly normal (but not really) high school students was not just funny but also imaginative. Not to mention it showed these students growing up in a world too small for them. What also made the show great were the teachers. The bantering between Yukari and Minamo always led itself down the path of drunken silliness, and the creepy teacher Kimura was more hilarious than what is legally allowed. It even succeeds in the fact that, while a Japanese high school comedy, it also has many things that regular high school students can relate to, from the struggles of getting back into school mode after vacation to the stress of preparing for college. And it's all done with a hearty laugh and a wink.

    6. Nodame Cantabile


    This classical music-based comedy followed the silly antics of Nodame the talented pianist and Chiaki the wannabe conductor. Like The Odd Couple, Chiaki's clean lifestyle was always fucked when Nodame's pigsty of a personality was in the same room as him. Nodame had a lot of heart to overcome her silliness, but at the same time that heart was almost instantly smothered by Chiaki's common sense. And there was that "Gyabo!" that Nodame would shout when things don't go as planned, which always brought a smile to my face. It also made it funny when they would use the works of classical performers to emphasize the comedic elements in the show (though not as criminally insane as when Ren & Stimpy did it). On top of that Nodame Cantabile had a great set of supporting characters, including the perverted conductor Stresemann and the openly-gay Masumi, who once dressed in a ballroom gown for one of the Rising Star Orchestra performances. Plus you would learn about classical music when watching, making it something of an educational aspect for the show. But what made it great was the comedic chemistry between Chiaki and Nodame. They were too different for one another, but you knew they would wind up together somehow. Seeing it happen is both sweet and comic gold. (I also recommend the live-action version, which is at times superior to the anime.)

    5. Gintama


    Just over 200 episodes have been made since Gintama first premiered in 2006, and it shows no signs of slowing down. Unlike some shows that refuse to die (I'm looking at you, Naruto!) this weekly program continues to bring viewers in thanks in part to its down-to-earth characters, clever plot lines, hilarious parodies and quotable one-liners. Set in a futuristic Edo Period (where samurai warriors watch TV and eat fast food) the series follows three numbskulls who must do various jobs in order to pay their rent; whether it may be saving the universe or walking an old lady down the street. Gintoki always manages to keep the spotlight to himself, even when his costars Shinpachi and Kagura try to steal it. Gintama is the type of anime comedy where watching one episode at a time just doesn't cut it. Watch five in a row, and see how many pounds you lose just from laughing.

    4. Ouran High School Host Club


    There are not a lot of romantic comedies out there that play out to both genders, and still manage to entertain them equally. Ouran High School Host Club is one such romantic comedy. A reverse harem if there ever was one, Ouran focuses on a host club in a rich high school, where new student Haruhi accidentally breaks the club's prized vase. In order to pay them back, Haruhi must work for the Host Club and bring forth a thousand customers. When the rest of the club members find out that Haruhi's a girl, that's when the strong romantic comedy element appears. Tamaki may be the king of the club, but it's the jesters Hikaru & Kaoru Hitachiin that bring some of the biggest comedic moments to the show. From their school pranks to the classic fight in Episode Five these two manage to create huge laughs that anyone will love. And of course there is Honey-sempai, the small twelfth-grader whose cute shell hides a master of martial arts. Ouran High School Host Club has enough lovey-dovey stuff for the girls, and a ton of comedy to keep the guys entertained without having to look at their watch.

    3. My Bride Is a Mermaid


    Known in Japan as Seto no Hanayome this anime about a junior high school student who must marry the daughter of a mermaid yakuza leader knew how to bring the funny. From Sun's crazy father and Masa-san to Lunar's Terminator-based dad and the jealous students that always beat the shit out of Nagasumi whenever another girl appears to be swooned by him, My Bride is a Mermaid was one series that got funnier as it progressed (rather than lose its steam halfway through). I especially love the side character Saru, who comes in either to be perverted or to give a hilariously epic speech when times are rough for Nagasumi. What makes this anime great is its timing. The jokes and visual gags flow perfectly, and when they inter-loop one another they mend together in slick harmony. You'll laugh until you cry, and then yearn for more series like this. Yes, it does steal some of its laws of the mermaids from the Ron Howard film Splash. Who cares? In my opinion this is the type of mermaid comedy Mr. Howard would've loved to have made rather than that film.

    2. School Rumble


    Give props to a comedy series that not only manages to be funny throughout the first season, and then find a way to be even funnier in the second. The twisted love triangle of Tenma, Harima and Karasuma never fails to entertain. From in-class tests to trips to the woods, there was no scenario that couldn't be done in a hilarious fashion. Even the disturbingly violent third episode of Season Two had a great punchline in the end that made all the violence laughable. Plus it managed to do someone many anime series couldn't do: be better than their original manga source. Now that takes a lot of great writing talent to pull off! Props also must be given to FUNimation, who not only licensed both seasons but also made an English dub that was funnier than the Japanese one. School Rumble had it all: great characters, a perfectly-match cast, huge laughs and plenty of plot to keep viewers watching.

    1. Hayate the Combat Butler


    No other series made me crave more like it than Hayate the Combat Butler. The story of the debt-ridden butler who must serve Lady Nagi was practically BBC-worthy. Viewers couldn't go more than twenty seconds without struggling to keep their head on while laughing. Not only did Hayate and Nagi bring the laughs, but so did every other character (even Random Man #27 Who Stands In Corner). Out of every character, though, it was the Narrator that brought the most personality; and even though you couldn't see him, you could read his facial expressions through his sarcastic wit and fourth-wall smashing commentary. Hayate and the others even get into huge fights with The Man In The Sky (no relation to the one mentioned in The Invention of Lying), leading towards the anime's biggest and most clever laughs. I was sad to see the show end last year, and hope that they renew it for a third season. It had something for everyone, otaku or not, and not a single episode of Hayate the Combat Butler failed to bring the funny. The funniest anime of that decade, and one of the best-written cartoon comedies of any time.


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    "Nyan Koi!" Breath of Fresh Nip

    posted @ 12/27/2009 11:56:00 AM by King Baby Duck

    2009 has not been a good year for anime comedies, with almost every show practically laugh-less and too moe for its own good. Can "Nyan Koi!" manage to escape from that sort of fate?


    Based on the manga by Sato Fujiwara "Nyan Koi!" follows Junpei Kōsaka, a high school student that not only despises cats, but is also allergic to them. One day Junpei kicks a can, which accidentally breaks a statue of a cat deity. As soon as this happens he gains the ability to hear and understand every cat he comes across. (Think the feline equivalent of "What Women Want.") Junpei then finds out that if he doesn't complete one-hundred good deeds for cats, then he himself would be turned into a cat. To avoid being allergic to himself, Junpei concedes and begins to complete the one-hundred tasks. Can he manage this without anyone knowing, including his crush Kaede?

    After watching the first six episodes I can honestly say that "Nyan Koi!" is a joy to watch. The premise, at first, sounded too clichéd and overdone. However those ideas were put to rest by the end of the first episode. The cats, especially Tama the calico cat, are not just there to be adorable; they are there to add commentary about the humans around them. They are funny, but also a bit philosophical when they compare the lives of people to felines. Plus the Junpei/Kaede love plot is not beaten like a dead horse. How they seem to grow close to one another, and then pulled apart quickly due to feline stupidity, is quite hilarious. And yes, expect a sort of love pentagon(?) between Junpei and just about every girl he comes across, but knowing that he just wants to be with Kaede crushes any chance (thankfully) of another harem anime. In short, "Nyan Koi!" is a show that not only lets you have your cheeseburger, but your fries and shake with it.

    "Nyan Koi!" gets an A. It has just about everything cat lovers can want for an anime comedy, and it also has a lot that other people can enjoy too. And this is from someone that's more of a dog person...


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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Eden of the East

    posted @ 4/23/2009 09:23:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    Spring Anime has come in full bloom, and the first series we'll be looking at is "Eden of the East."



    The first episode follows a girl named Saki, who is sightseeing in Washington, D.C. She throws a coin at the White House, hoping that it’d reach the fountain in front. The police notice her, and walk up to her to see what she’s doing. Out of nowhere comes a naked man holding a gun, a phone and no memories in his head. With his help Saki is saved, and as something of a reward offers amnesia man her coat. As soon as he leaves Saki realizes that her passport and wallet were still in there; and thus begins to chase him down. The nameless man reaches his apartment (with the help of his cell phone) and sees that he is carrying heavy arsenal and multiple passports. Saki reaches the apartment, and asks for her coat back from the man with no name. The man looks through the passports and chooses the identity of Akira Takizawa; and proceeds to burn the rest of them along with the apartment to destroy any sort of evidence of what he might have been. The two decide to leave D.C. together, and as they head for the plane news hits that Japan has been hit by a terrorist attack.

    I think the best way to describe this first episode is something on the lines of “The Bourne Identity” with some humorous elements woven into it. I love the animation style of the show, as I am a huge fan of Chiko Umino, the creator of “Honey & Clover”; and the fact was we have Kenji Kamiyama, who helped make the “Ghost in the Shell” TV series one of the best shows ever, helming it gives me a lot of high hopes that we won’t be in for just some ordinary show. The voice acting is done terrifically, and it was a good call for the Japanese producers to hire American voice actors to play the American characters; instead of the usual badly-broken English we hear in some anime series that have an American setting. Plus, the opening and ending credits are done so wonderfully artistic. The ending is done with stop-motion animation; while the opening is done with written poetry in front of beautiful scenery. Oh yeah, and Oasis does the opening theme song. Yes, the Gallagher brothers! I nearly jumped out of my seat when I heard the opening chords of “Falling Down” playing. Finally, the plotline seems solid, what with the romantic interest and the terrorist plotlines piecing together what could be a sensational story. This might become Japan’s most talked-about show this year.

    The first episode of “Eden of the East” earns 2009’s first A+ rating. The humanistic humor in the show mixed with what might be some interesting plot twists will make this series hard to miss; and I hope it quickly gets licensed in the States.



    This is King Baby Duck: Ain't born to lose, baby, I'm born to win! I'm so Goddamn slick, baby, it's a sin!

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Gintama

    posted @ 3/20/2009 09:56:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    What is a "Gintama"? Who knows. All I know is it's funny as hell!

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    “Gintama” takes place in an alternate 19th Century Japan, where aliens run amuck, guns are a-blazing and other wacky things ooze through the town. The show follows a trio as they perform odd jobs for any cash they cash scrounge up. The leader of the troupe, Gintoki, is a lazy Shonen Jump-reading sugar-loving-to-the-point-of-diabetes samurai whose heart sometimes gets in the way of money, but never the sweets. Second in command is Shinpachi, the somewhat brains of the operation; but a bit of a coward. Finally there’s Kagura, a small Chinese girl (who’s really an alien) with the strength of King Kong, Godzilla and Andre the Giant combined. She’s also got a puppy named Sadaharu, who's so huge that his "business" can conjure up a Mt. Poo-ji. (Sorry, couldn't resist it.) There’s no really big storyline, though there is the underlying plot about an alien war that happened a few years before; but I’m not too far into the series to know exactly the whole story.

    This show is intentionally nuts, and should not be taken seriously almost at all times. The humor is top-notched, and the action is great. After watching the first four episodes I realized that this show should’ve been released in America long, long ago. In fact I find that “Gintama” is one anime samurai comedy that could possibly work on a major TV station; right in-between “The Simpsons” and “Family Guy.” It’s accessible for everyone, and you won’t be confused whatsoever. There’s no Japan-only jokes. It’s worldwide humor that all will get. Well, okay, there’s Elizabeth; a character that was described in the first episode as “What the hell is that?!” I’m up to episode 22 (in Japan it’s almost at 150), and it’s hard to stop watching. It’s the potato chip of anime: you just can’t have one.

    “Gintama” gets a solid A, and the best part is that you can watch it legally online on Crunchyroll. I can’t stress this enough: watch it.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Hetalia: Axis Powers

    posted @ 2/15/2009 02:36:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    Today's Anime Calamity takes a look at "Hetalia: Axis Powers."


    “Hetalia” or “helpless Italian” tells the story of different soldiers representing different countries during the first and second World War, and then exaggerating their biggest stereotypes. We meet Germany, who was able to infiltrate the former Roman Empire with a stick. He finds a tomato box that starts talking to him. Germany opens the box, where out pops Italy, a carefree coward that befriends the country and marches off to help him fight his battles. Unfortunately they get caught by France, and are forced to make cuckoo clocks and bills until the start of World War II.

    The anime “Hetalia” is shown in five-minute segments. As of right now the first three are available and are quite humorous. The stereotypes are done in such a way that they’re too ridiculous to even be ridiculed. You just have to watch and laugh. It’s even funny seeing England and America constantly fight with one another, as America is the estranged sibling to the country. What’s also interesting about this show is the fact that even with all the wackiness in the series the show is quite educational. Throughout the program the actions of each character mirror an event that has happened in both World Wars. It’s clever, funny, and informative.

    However it has come to much attention about “Hetalia,” and its portrayal of South Korea; so much that the TV airing of the show was canceled in favor of just a web viewing. Now first off I don’t see what all the fuss is all about. Every country involved in the series is picked on equally. Second it was revealed that South Korea won’t even be in the anime series, as it didn’t have a role in either World War. Third anime fans in Korea have gotten so angry about “Hetalia” to the point where they are threatening to fly to Japan and kill the original author (even though he lives in New York). As someone who listens to both sides of the story, I feel that the Korean anime and mange fanbase are overreacting about a series that should not be taken seriously. I don’t get offended when they make fun of America, and I am pretty sure no other country would feel offended by this series. So for those who feel offended by the show: shut up and get yourself a funny bone transplant.

    “Hetalia: Axis Powers” gets an A-, but I really do urge you to read the original manga first. That way you might be able to follow it better.

    This is King Baby Duck: "Ain't born to lose, baby, I'm born to win. I'm so Godddamn slick, baby, it's a sin."

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Akikan!

    posted @ 2/05/2009 02:19:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    Today's Anime Calamity looks at the new comedy "Akikan!"

    "Akikan!" follows a boy named Daichi, whose can of melon soda transforms into a magical human girl. I think that about explains what the show is about.

    First let’s look at what’s good about the show.

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    Well that does it for what’s good about the show! Now let’s look at what bad about the show: EVERYTHING!!!

    First off the plot is total crap! Soda cans that turn into magical girls?! Is this the best that the writers can do?! Say, do you know what you call someone who wishes a soda can could turn into a girl? A fucking psychotic loser, that’s what!!!

    Second are the characters. The soda girl, Melon (ooh, clever name!), is annoying as hell and lacks any sort of depth in character! Daichi is a perverted bastard who isn’t worth a lick of sympathy. Finally we get to the villain in the show: Hidehiko, who has a clock behind his desk that reads, “I love men,” and tries to put the moves on Daichi in the first episode. Congratulations, Hidehiko! You have just single-handledly set back the hard work my friends in the GLBT community have worked on for about, oh let’s says, another 70 years!

    Finally there’s the humor in the show. It’s just plain stupid. There was only one good chuckle in the entire first episode, and it was wasted in the beginning. I’m not going to tell you what it is because it’s not even worth a mention.

    “Akikan!” makes “Rosario + Vampire” look like the Sistine Chapel. It’s that bad. If an American company licenses it, then their headquarters should be destroyed from the inside out!

    “Akikan!” gets the lowest score ever in the Anime Calamity: F-! In fact as the J-POP Emperor I decree that if someone walks up to you and recommends that you watch it, you are allowed to punch them in the face! Not only that, but I have decided that “Akikan!” must never be spoken of again, as it is now the most vulgar word in the dictionary!

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: To-Love-Ru

    posted @ 1/19/2009 02:10:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    Sorry for not posting anything lately. This Ducky's been quite busy with a few upcoming projects (more on that soon). Today's Anime Calamity looks at the romantic comedy "To-Love-Ru."

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    Rito was your average guy with a crush on the hot, quiet girl in class. One night, while taking a bath a hot alien girl named Lala falls into the tub naked with Rito. Because of a contractual obligation (i.e.: Rito copped a feel of Lala) he is now engaged to the strange alien girl. Now, with a hot alien girl with a tail in his life Rito’s life becomes less ordinary; filled with robot costumes (not costumed robots), bulky alien bodyguards who like drinking out of juice boxes, and extremely jealous classmates.

    The show has a decent amount of laughs; but after watching both “Kanokon” (which will be reviewed very soon) and “Umisho” the fan-service in this series is just too tiresome. It’s not as bad as “Rosario + Vampire,” but it does get tedious at times. Plus Lala is kind of annoying and a remarkably wasteful character. Some of the supporting characters are good for laughs, but at times the bit of “boys in class getting jealous of scrawny kid with hot girl” gets played out way too many times; and it was done so much better in “Seto no Hanayome.” Despite this, the show is still watchable. There’s always something to come back to in each episode, but it does not warrant repeat viewings.

    The show gets a C+. It has some good laughs, but at times it feels clichéd. If it ever gets licensed, please rent it and save your money for something else.

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    This is King Bab Duck: "Ain't born to lose, baby, I'm born to win. I'm so Goddamn slick, baby, it's a sin."

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Special A

    posted @ 11/26/2008 12:11:00 AM by King Baby Duck

    I apologize for not posting for so long. I have been busy with paper after paper at my college. (God, I'm so happy I'm done in December!) Anyways, today's Anime Calamity looks at "Special A."

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    Hikari has always been behind her childhood friend (or rival) Takashima. Since the age of six, when Takashima defeated Hikari in a wrestling match, she had sworn that she would defeat Takashima in anything that is challengeable. Now, both in high school, both are in the Special A ranking; which means they are the top students in the class. Takashima is the #1 student; and Hikari is the #2, which earns her the nickname “ni-san.” However, despite their rivalry, Hikari is unaware that Takashima is in love with her. Will Hikari realize that she is number one in Takashima’s heart? One can only speculate.

    This sounds like your ordinary shojo anime series; and it is to an extent. Yet behind this lovey-dovey story are a lot of great plotlines and hilarious gags that will keep your belly sore for days to come. The other members of Special A are also quite silly such as Megumi, who only speaks with giant cue cards due to the fact that her voice destroys buildings; Tadashi, the wanderlust student who is frequently attacked by some of the other members; Ryuu, the animal lover that seems to be breaking some sort of animal protection act by keeping some of the most endangered species as pets; and Akira, who is fond of cute girls, but is not a lesbian and is really in love with Tadashi.

    Even with its 26-episode season, the series doesn’t lose its luster. However, when I started to watch it I was worried that they might drag the secret love thing a bit too long. (I really hate it when shows do that. If you love someone, just say it!) However, if that were to happen, the show will probably be over, and some people might not like that. I did worry that the inevitable cooking episode showed up in Episode 3, which usually signals the slow painful death for a show; but in all honesty it was a good episode. Sure, the main heroine can never cook, but it’s all about how the scriptwriter tells the story; and they did it quite well. The show is fun and silly, with a good romantic side of it. It has a lot of good qualities that will please both sexes. (It’s even better than the original manga, which is a bit too slow-paced compared with its anime counterpart.)

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    The series earns an A-. It’s a clever shojo anime filled with laughter and a couple tears; and will surely be yet another series one should look out for in the near future.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Toradora!

    posted @ 10/10/2008 04:05:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    It’s that time of the year again: new fall anime. Today we look at the romantic comedy “Toradora!” which means “Tiger (Tora) Dragon (Dora).”

    Toradora! OP Theme


    Based on the light novels by Yuyuko Takemiya, the story follows Ryuji, a second-year high school student who’s nice, but due to having the eyes of a cold-hearted murderer everyone except his friend Yuusaku thinks he's a bully. On the first day of classes, he literally walks into Taiga; a woman who can only be described as the female reincarnation of, well, let’s say Satan. When he goes back to class, Ryuji sees the desks all messed up; and Taiga rolling out of a locker. He goes to grab his bag, only to have Taiga attack him. At home, he finds an envelope in his bag addressed to Yuusaku from Taiga. Out of nowhere Taiga appears in Ryuji’s house, attacking him for knowing the existence of the envelope. When it’s revealed that the envelope is empty -- and Taiga looking all-so embarrassed for trying out the love letter cliché -- Ryuji shows her a box of stuff he wants to give to the woman he loves; but doesn’t have the balks to confess to. Taiga quickly finds out that Ryuji’s in love with Minori, one of her best friends. In order to keep Ryuji’s secret love from being revealed, he decides to help out Taiga with not just Yuusaku, but also with everything else she needs.

    “Toradora!” is a series that, so far, has a good balance of humor and sweetness. Even though Taiga is going to be the type of girl who won’t let her soft side be seen until near the end of the show, it should be interesting to watch as she slowly progresses to being an open person. Ryuji (whose first syllable “Ryu” means “dragon”) is one of the rare leading male characters who looks evil, but is kindhearted in every sense of the word. The comedic action sequences are well-animated, but there are a couple of sketchy corners here and there that the animators could’ve cleaned up with before going to broadcast. Finally, the storyline is well thought-out. Instead of the usual “boy-meets-girl and become lovers,” we have “guy meets cynic and is blackmailed in order to keep his love interest a secret.” It might’ve been done before in past anime, but it’s not that often that we get this sort of treat.

    The first episode of “Toradora!” gets an A-. It looks like we’re going to be in for another good romantic comedy this year. Let’s just hope that the writing staff won’t run out of things to come up with; as some other series have in years past.

    Toradora! End Theme


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