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    Kanokon Entertains Despite Its Flaws

    posted @ 1/31/2010 11:39:00 AM by King Baby Duck

    Media Blasters recently announced it has licensed the ecchi-comedy Kanokon. Does a show like this merit any sort of attention?

    Based on the light novel series by Katsumi Nishino, Kanokon revolves around Kouta, a first-year high school student who moves from the countryside to the city. On his first day at his new school, a beautiful second-year female student named Chizuru asks him to meet her alone in the music room. When he arrives, she tells him that she is in love with him and, after some heavy kissing, accidentally reveals to him that she is in fact a fox deity. From that day on Chizuru constantly hangs on Kouta, which embarrasses him greatly due to others watching and calling him the Great Erotic King. Meanwhile, a wolf deity named Nozomu transfers into Kouta’s school and class. Since meeting him, she is all over Kouta, causing Chizuru to become annoyed at her new competition for Kouta’s affection. Who’s going to be the one for Kouta, and will he be able to handle her?

    Now this is another show where most of the humor is derived from the fan-service. There is a lot of quirky, perverted silliness, some of which use some great double entendres. Some things made me laugh so hard that I almost fell out of my seat. However one of the biggest issues I have with the show is the fact that it throws away one of its main premises in favor of more perverted humor. I was led to believe that there would be more dealings with the animal deities, but instead we get a cooking episode by #3. This is what happened with Rosario + Vampire, and that didn’t fare out so well. I am also surprised with some of the stuff that made it onto Japanese TV, especially the bare-assed spanking scene at the end of the third episode. Of course it’s not all bad.

    I'm on the fence on what to give this series as a grade. It's truly a guilty pleasure of mine, but at the same time there are far better series out there that you could use your free moments to watch. Having said that, I'll go with my gut instinct and give this series a light B-average. However, don't watch this with your family in your premises. Don't watch it with your lover. Don't watch it with your friends (unless you can make a good drinking game out of it). Just watch it alone, and never speak of it in front of anybody. Hell, admitting that I enjoyed it makes me feel like I'm putting myself at risk of damaging my reputation.

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    "Setokai No Ichizon" Filled With Light Laughs and Heavy Punches

    posted @ 1/24/2010 01:04:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    Satire is one of anime's so-so friends. Sometimes they work well with one another, whereas other times it just plain sucks. Fortunately for Setokai No Ichizon, satire is its best buddy.



    Don't let the opening fool you. This is probably one of the more underrated shows of 2009. Setokai no Ichizon follows the daily routines of the student council members of Hekiyou Academy. Most of the council members are women, with the exception of Ken; who became a member after scoring the top scores in his level. The other members -- Kurimu (the very short Council President), Chizuru (the sadistic Secretary), Minatsu (the tomboyish Vice-President) and Mafuyu (the bishojou Treasurer) -- taunt him for his antics, but at the end of each show Ken shows them their faults, turning everything around them. One unique thing about this anime is that -- for the most part -- every episode takes place in one scene: the Student Council Room. Granted there are some cut-scenes here and there that take them out of the room for a few seconds, but just about everything happens in this one small room. It even shocks the cast members, who in the first couple minutes of the first episode say that animating a series like Setokai no Ichizon would be impossible and boring.

    Fortunately, it's anything but.

    Setokai no Ichizon is ripe with humor, and on top of that knows how to make fun of itself and just about every other anime that's come out in the last three years. Ken dreams of the other members becoming part of his harem, but instead is slapped in the face with denial (both literally and metaphorically). A swimsuit episode appears, and instead of focusing on the stereotypical fan-service one seems to see in anime the episode hilariously just shows Ken trying to get out of a locker the girls put him in (for obvious reasons). My favorite episode, though, has to be the fourth one, where the council members try to work on a fiction story to improve their image. The ideas range from light-novels to video games; but the best comes in the form of Kurimu starting a rock band. The jokes come fast-paced in this one scene, ranging from the idea of selling character albums for fast cash to just cleverly saying "FUCK YOU!" to Kyoto Animation. (Ken losing it over the lack of dynamic concert performances hit right at home for me, as that was what I thought made K-On! a shit storm of an anime.)

    Of course the show does at time flub up a good opportunity to make fun of other forms of stereotypical anime. It tries to parody the concept of moé, but instead just adds fuel to that over-burning fire. Episode 8 pokes at "loli," and while the "playing doctor" and "house" gags are a riot the underlining theme and concept of it all was kind of unsettling. Despite these two flaws, though, a lot of the humor works well; and when it gets to its serious side (with a sort of "what we learned today" vibe) each episode wraps itself up with something any anime fan can enjoy.

    Setokai no Ichizon earns itself a B+. It's a funny show that jabs at the obvious flaws of the current anime world, while at the same time pokes at itself for falling victim to said flaws.



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    Top Ten Anime Comedies of the Decade (2000-2009)

    posted @ 1/17/2010 12:57:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    When it comes to comedy, Japan knows its stuff. The past decade has brought us many great anime series that have made people laugh their asses off, and choosing a top ten is a no mere task. Nevertheless, I have listed ten anime comedies that have definitely earned a place in our funny bones.

    10. Love Hina


    This was the show that got me hooked into anime comedies. The story of Keitaro's quest to get into Tokyo University while searching for the girl he made a love promise to many a year ago was something almost any struggling high schooler/community college student could relate to. Add on the fact that Keitaro had to take care of his grandmother's apartment complex -- which contains nothing but girls -- and you get what could've been another harem comedy. Surprisingly the series always managed to make me laugh. Perhaps it was the anime chemistry between Keitaro and Naru (who may or may not be the girl he made the promise to); or perhaps it was the strange and wacky Kaolla Su, the exchange student who was like Cowboy Bebop's Ed on crack. Granted the show did lose its luster with both the Spring Special and Love Hina Again, but the first 24 episodes (and the Christmas Special) were filled with heavy laughs and lots of heart.

    9. Kamen No Maid Guy


    I always use this show as a sort of gateway anime for my buddies, and for good reason: It's maniacally funny! When Naeka is the lone heir to her grandfather's fortunes, she is put in danger of those who want it. So the grandfather hires Kogarashi: The Maid Guy. A transvestite superhero? Well, yes, but think of what it'd look like to see Jason Statham in a dress. It's hilarious, but you know he'll kick your ass if you snicker. Some may complain about the massive fan-service in the show (and there is a lot), but almost all of it is tied to another big laugh that's just around the corner. For example: when Saki sets up cameras in Naeka's bathroom to spy on her, Maid Guy casts one of his frozen powers on her and fixes the camera feed on the old fish salesman flossing his ass with his towel. You'll cringe with Saki, but at the same time it'll make you roll around the floor laughing your head off. Also when the female maid Fubki comes in to put Maid Guy in his place you can always bet that the end result will be hilarious.

    8. Detroit Metal City


    Released to coincide with the movie of the same name, Detroit Metal City followed Negishi, a pop singer who is forced to front a death metal band (under the alias of Krauser II). This follows with crazy antics involving an impromptu street performance that ends with Negishi accidentally smashing his guitar in the face of one police officer, Krauser's first movie role, the love of his life reviewing a DMC show (which ends with Krauser flipping her skirt up and calling her a "pig slut" to loud applause) and other things that can't really be named here. (Wait till you see what happens to Negishi's apartment.) The whole parody of metal bands has been done in both This is Spinal Tap and Metalocalypse, but the concept of taking a Mushroomhead-like band and putting a pop-loving vocalist in the forefront of it is a great example of ironic comedy. And with only each episode lasting about 12 minutes there was no room for Detroit Metal City to lose its blood-curdling steam.

    7. Azumanga Daioh!


    This comedy surrounding a group of stereotypical students didn't have a whole lot of story to it. In fact you can almost compare its plotline to that of Seinfeld: a show about high school students doing nothing. However what we got out of it was pure comedic dialogue. From Tomo's reasons for being an energetic slacker to spacey Osaka's day-dreaming escapades involving Chiyo-chan's hair, the mindset of these seemingly normal (but not really) high school students was not just funny but also imaginative. Not to mention it showed these students growing up in a world too small for them. What also made the show great were the teachers. The bantering between Yukari and Minamo always led itself down the path of drunken silliness, and the creepy teacher Kimura was more hilarious than what is legally allowed. It even succeeds in the fact that, while a Japanese high school comedy, it also has many things that regular high school students can relate to, from the struggles of getting back into school mode after vacation to the stress of preparing for college. And it's all done with a hearty laugh and a wink.

    6. Nodame Cantabile


    This classical music-based comedy followed the silly antics of Nodame the talented pianist and Chiaki the wannabe conductor. Like The Odd Couple, Chiaki's clean lifestyle was always fucked when Nodame's pigsty of a personality was in the same room as him. Nodame had a lot of heart to overcome her silliness, but at the same time that heart was almost instantly smothered by Chiaki's common sense. And there was that "Gyabo!" that Nodame would shout when things don't go as planned, which always brought a smile to my face. It also made it funny when they would use the works of classical performers to emphasize the comedic elements in the show (though not as criminally insane as when Ren & Stimpy did it). On top of that Nodame Cantabile had a great set of supporting characters, including the perverted conductor Stresemann and the openly-gay Masumi, who once dressed in a ballroom gown for one of the Rising Star Orchestra performances. Plus you would learn about classical music when watching, making it something of an educational aspect for the show. But what made it great was the comedic chemistry between Chiaki and Nodame. They were too different for one another, but you knew they would wind up together somehow. Seeing it happen is both sweet and comic gold. (I also recommend the live-action version, which is at times superior to the anime.)

    5. Gintama


    Just over 200 episodes have been made since Gintama first premiered in 2006, and it shows no signs of slowing down. Unlike some shows that refuse to die (I'm looking at you, Naruto!) this weekly program continues to bring viewers in thanks in part to its down-to-earth characters, clever plot lines, hilarious parodies and quotable one-liners. Set in a futuristic Edo Period (where samurai warriors watch TV and eat fast food) the series follows three numbskulls who must do various jobs in order to pay their rent; whether it may be saving the universe or walking an old lady down the street. Gintoki always manages to keep the spotlight to himself, even when his costars Shinpachi and Kagura try to steal it. Gintama is the type of anime comedy where watching one episode at a time just doesn't cut it. Watch five in a row, and see how many pounds you lose just from laughing.

    4. Ouran High School Host Club


    There are not a lot of romantic comedies out there that play out to both genders, and still manage to entertain them equally. Ouran High School Host Club is one such romantic comedy. A reverse harem if there ever was one, Ouran focuses on a host club in a rich high school, where new student Haruhi accidentally breaks the club's prized vase. In order to pay them back, Haruhi must work for the Host Club and bring forth a thousand customers. When the rest of the club members find out that Haruhi's a girl, that's when the strong romantic comedy element appears. Tamaki may be the king of the club, but it's the jesters Hikaru & Kaoru Hitachiin that bring some of the biggest comedic moments to the show. From their school pranks to the classic fight in Episode Five these two manage to create huge laughs that anyone will love. And of course there is Honey-sempai, the small twelfth-grader whose cute shell hides a master of martial arts. Ouran High School Host Club has enough lovey-dovey stuff for the girls, and a ton of comedy to keep the guys entertained without having to look at their watch.

    3. My Bride Is a Mermaid


    Known in Japan as Seto no Hanayome this anime about a junior high school student who must marry the daughter of a mermaid yakuza leader knew how to bring the funny. From Sun's crazy father and Masa-san to Lunar's Terminator-based dad and the jealous students that always beat the shit out of Nagasumi whenever another girl appears to be swooned by him, My Bride is a Mermaid was one series that got funnier as it progressed (rather than lose its steam halfway through). I especially love the side character Saru, who comes in either to be perverted or to give a hilariously epic speech when times are rough for Nagasumi. What makes this anime great is its timing. The jokes and visual gags flow perfectly, and when they inter-loop one another they mend together in slick harmony. You'll laugh until you cry, and then yearn for more series like this. Yes, it does steal some of its laws of the mermaids from the Ron Howard film Splash. Who cares? In my opinion this is the type of mermaid comedy Mr. Howard would've loved to have made rather than that film.

    2. School Rumble


    Give props to a comedy series that not only manages to be funny throughout the first season, and then find a way to be even funnier in the second. The twisted love triangle of Tenma, Harima and Karasuma never fails to entertain. From in-class tests to trips to the woods, there was no scenario that couldn't be done in a hilarious fashion. Even the disturbingly violent third episode of Season Two had a great punchline in the end that made all the violence laughable. Plus it managed to do someone many anime series couldn't do: be better than their original manga source. Now that takes a lot of great writing talent to pull off! Props also must be given to FUNimation, who not only licensed both seasons but also made an English dub that was funnier than the Japanese one. School Rumble had it all: great characters, a perfectly-match cast, huge laughs and plenty of plot to keep viewers watching.

    1. Hayate the Combat Butler


    No other series made me crave more like it than Hayate the Combat Butler. The story of the debt-ridden butler who must serve Lady Nagi was practically BBC-worthy. Viewers couldn't go more than twenty seconds without struggling to keep their head on while laughing. Not only did Hayate and Nagi bring the laughs, but so did every other character (even Random Man #27 Who Stands In Corner). Out of every character, though, it was the Narrator that brought the most personality; and even though you couldn't see him, you could read his facial expressions through his sarcastic wit and fourth-wall smashing commentary. Hayate and the others even get into huge fights with The Man In The Sky (no relation to the one mentioned in The Invention of Lying), leading towards the anime's biggest and most clever laughs. I was sad to see the show end last year, and hope that they renew it for a third season. It had something for everyone, otaku or not, and not a single episode of Hayate the Combat Butler failed to bring the funny. The funniest anime of that decade, and one of the best-written cartoon comedies of any time.


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    "Nyan Koi!" Breath of Fresh Nip

    posted @ 12/27/2009 11:56:00 AM by King Baby Duck

    2009 has not been a good year for anime comedies, with almost every show practically laugh-less and too moe for its own good. Can "Nyan Koi!" manage to escape from that sort of fate?


    Based on the manga by Sato Fujiwara "Nyan Koi!" follows Junpei Kōsaka, a high school student that not only despises cats, but is also allergic to them. One day Junpei kicks a can, which accidentally breaks a statue of a cat deity. As soon as this happens he gains the ability to hear and understand every cat he comes across. (Think the feline equivalent of "What Women Want.") Junpei then finds out that if he doesn't complete one-hundred good deeds for cats, then he himself would be turned into a cat. To avoid being allergic to himself, Junpei concedes and begins to complete the one-hundred tasks. Can he manage this without anyone knowing, including his crush Kaede?

    After watching the first six episodes I can honestly say that "Nyan Koi!" is a joy to watch. The premise, at first, sounded too clichéd and overdone. However those ideas were put to rest by the end of the first episode. The cats, especially Tama the calico cat, are not just there to be adorable; they are there to add commentary about the humans around them. They are funny, but also a bit philosophical when they compare the lives of people to felines. Plus the Junpei/Kaede love plot is not beaten like a dead horse. How they seem to grow close to one another, and then pulled apart quickly due to feline stupidity, is quite hilarious. And yes, expect a sort of love pentagon(?) between Junpei and just about every girl he comes across, but knowing that he just wants to be with Kaede crushes any chance (thankfully) of another harem anime. In short, "Nyan Koi!" is a show that not only lets you have your cheeseburger, but your fries and shake with it.

    "Nyan Koi!" gets an A. It has just about everything cat lovers can want for an anime comedy, and it also has a lot that other people can enjoy too. And this is from someone that's more of a dog person...


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    "School Rumble" Passes With Flying Colors

    posted @ 12/13/2009 11:29:00 AM by King Baby Duck


    Instead of focusing on a recent anime that’s on Japanese TV, I figured we can look at an anime series that’s been out in America for some time. Today, we’ll focus on the comedy series “School Rumble.”


    The show follows two main characters: Tenma and Haruma. Haruma is first seen as the school bully, but in reality he’s a nice guy with a crush on Tenma. Unfortunately Tenma has the hots for another guy, but Haruma doesn’t know that. The two try their best to confess their love to their darlings, but it always becomes a hilarious situation of EPIC FAIL. Will Haruma be able to tell Tenma he loves her? Will Tenma’s thick skull be able to find the hidden signals that Haruma has been sending her, or will she forever be an idiot in love with a disinterested guy?

    “School Rumble” follows a very good formula that makes a great comedy series. The antics between the two main characters are fall-off-your-chair hilarious, as well are the secondary characters. There’s never a repeated joke, which is rare in comedies both in Japan, America and even in Britain. The show’s animation is bright and vivid; and though not the best in the world it fits the lightheartedness of the program. I can’t compare the dub voice to the original Japanese voice because I never watched it in Japanese, but the American voice actors seemed to do their homework when it came time to recording. No one is miscast and they sound as if they’re having fun with voicing the characters.

    I give the English dub version of “School Rumble” a solid A. This is a fun and wacky comedy that anyone can enjoy. It is available through FUNimation, and you can even stream all the episodes for free on their website and on YouTube.




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    Lively "Corpse Princess" Is Action-Packed!

    posted @ 12/06/2009 11:50:00 AM by King Baby Duck


    From the people who brought us “Evangelion,” “FLCL,” and “This Ugly Yet beautiful World” bring us the series “Shikabane Hime: Aka,” or “Corpse Princess: Aka.”


    The story follows Makina Hoshimura -- an undead girl who has made a deal to kill 108 zombies in order to get into Heaven -- and Ouri Kagami, a boy who helps out at an orphanage and has a talking ghost cat. They meet one night when Ouri sees Makina, appearing dead inside the orphanage’s temple. She is brought to life by Tagami, Ouri’s adopted brother, and disappears from the temple. On the day he is set to move out a fake-vampire who is really a zombie appears, hypnotizing women and drinking their blood. Makina goes after this fake-vampire, and almost loses. Again, she runs into Oori, who finds out he can help Makina regain her strength just by hugging her. With that, Makina goes back and kills the fake-vampires and zombies that stands in her way of getting into Heaven.

    GAINAX is known for doing anime that is the least-bit predictable, and “Shikabane Hime: Aka” is definitely no exception. The show is heavy on the action side, but tilts towards comic relief when appropriate. Plus the characters are sharp and witty, and there is plenty of blood-filled scenes for even classic Grindhouse fans to devour up. Plus, knowing GAINAX, we should be in for some good, trippy fun when it comes to action. I've almost completed the entire series, and so far it hasn't failed to entertain; and with the series (counting the second season) only having twenty-six episodes you can bet that there will be no room for mindless filler.

    "Shikabane Hime: Aka" gets an A-. Funimation Entertainment is currently streaming subtitled episodes of the series on YouTube and their website, so check it out online whenever you’ve got a chance.


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    Humor and Realism Help Hold Up "Work"

    posted @ 11/29/2009 12:06:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    Wanna know what goes into making a manga? "Doujin Work" might be a good start to do your research on.


    Based off of the four-panel comic, “Doujin Work” follows Najimi, a girl who is introduced to the world of doujinshi, or fan-made comic books, by her friend Tsuyuri. After making her first manga she runs into her childhood friend Justice; who, along with his young friend Sora, make a killing at selling their comics at popular conventions. Seeing this, along with grabbing inspiration from Junichirō (a guy Najimi first met at an adult video game store and who winds up being Najimi’s first purchaser), Najimi goes to great lengths to becoming a great manga artist.

    To completely understand this series, one must know how hard it is to creating a comic from scratch, which is like creating a short story from nothing; only there’s a lot more drawing involved with it. It is so hard to draw that by the time Najimi makes her fist comic she can only draw a character from one specific angle. There’s a lot of technical humor in it (such as complimenting on the paper quality when the rest of the work sucks), which could go over the heads of some non-anime watchers or comic book writers.

    Each episode is only 11 minutes long, which means that sometimes it goes by too quickly to fix conflicts correctly. For the most part, though, the 11-minute time frame is quite the right size to fit this quirky-humored storyline. One of the funnier episodes involves Najimi working at a Maid Café, and how she always breaks her cutesy character thanks in part to her friends that always come by there. There’s a lot of dirty humor underlined in the story, but it’s done quite cleverly.

    The show gets a B+ in my review. A lot of good humor and funny characters, but it might go over the heads of some people. It's currently available in America thanks to Media Blasters.


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    "Birdy" Is One Mighty Series

    posted @ 11/22/2009 11:45:00 AM by King Baby Duck


    Back in the days of Laserdisc an OVA called “Birdy the Mighty” was released to critical acclaim in Japan, and was able to retain an underground fanbase in America. Almost 15 years later a TV show called “Birdy the Mighty: Decode” was broadcasted, which follows a similar story to the Original Video Animation.



    "Decode" follows a Federation investigator named Birdy, who has chased a space criminal named Geega through space to Earth. A male student, Senkawa, stumbles upon a fight between the two one night in an abandoned building, only to be severed in half as he is used as a shield by Geega against Birdy. In order to save him Birdy links Senkawa’s soul to her body, so that the two may live in different forms; but in the same shell. Together the two balance a normal life with that of a warrior trying to save the universe.

    The show delivers with great action sequences with a well-toned plot that involves Senkawa’s friends, especially the love of his life. Not only does it show off wonderful visuals, but also its story flows with little to no confusion. Now granted there are some elements here and there that could’ve been reworked, and Birdy’s home planet of Altiar might’ve been a lot better if they didn’t make it look like a “Star Wars” knock-off. The villain is also a bit underwhelming, but his intentions are the complete opposite. Though it may not be that intense of an action show, it’s still fun to watch.

    “Birdy the Mighty: Decode” earns a B+. It’s a welcoming change of sorts to the drivel that I had to put up with this past year, but I have yet to watch the second season to see if it was able to retain its charm. Look for it in America sometime around 2010, when FUNimation releases it in stores everywhere anime is sold




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    "Sekirei" Fun, But Lacks Originality

    posted @ 7/07/2009 08:35:00 AM by King Baby Duck

    This week's Anime Calamity looks at last year's series "Sekirei."


    Minato has failed his college exams…twice. He has no real talents, is unemployed, and feels extremely awkward around women. However, Minato is extremely intelligent, but for some reason is never given a break due to constant pressure. One day, a woman named Musubi falls from the sky, literally on top of Minato. She soon learns that Minato is what is called an “Ashikabi,” a human with special genes that allow them to partner up with people called “Sekirei.” The Sekirei are either extremely cute girls or very androgynous men who must fight one another in a battle known as the Sekirei Plan; with Tokyo being the battleground. Musubi becomes Minato’s Sekirei, but the real trouble comes when it’s revealed that Musubi can have more than one Sekirei.

    Is this yet another men’s fantasy turned nightmare? Yes it is. The animation is well-done, and the story is somewhat original. However, these anime series where the one nerd gets all the hot ladies has grown tiresome. Sure it gives hope to people watching that such sweet girls exist, but it doesn’t help when there are already ten series out there like this currently on TV. And why do all the girls have to be so well-endowed? Can’t they learn from the likes of “Special A,” “NANA” and other series that beautiful women don’t need to have giant bean bags chairs on their chests? Also, wouldn’t they hinder the fighting skills of the women? I mean, bigger makes it heavier. Stop messing with Isaac Newton’s theories! But anyways, speaking of the fighting sequences, they are really cool; but after seeing the more creative paths taken with “Soul Eater” and “Witchblade” it pales in comparison. The characters are fun to view, and the chemistry between them is what really keeps the show watchable. It has a lot of good humorous moments, and the dialogue between the characters is filled with some good puns and jabs here and there. Still, there's nothing in this show that pushes it away from every other harem anime that has come out since.

    "Sekirei" gets a B-. Good fight sequences, animation, and humor; but nothing quite original.


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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Queen's Blade

    posted @ 6/22/2009 12:07:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    For the past few weeks, I have been hearing about a certain anime called “Queen’s Blade,” and from my understanding this show was basically a softcore hentai series that somehow was able to air on Japanese television. No one was touching it, and finding streams of the show online was next to impossible. Fortunately (or is it unfortunately), I finally came across it. Before I had even begun to watch it I was prepared to tear it to shreds, but I had to keep an open mind, and began watching it.


    The first episode of the show introduces a few of the main characters. We meet Reina, who is battling Mellona the shape shifter. Witnessing the battle is Nanael, who appears to be a fallen angel of sorts. Mellona brutally defeats Reina, but before she can kill her Listy enters to save Reina’s life. Listy discovers that Reina is the missing daughter of Count Vance, and decides to capture her for the reward. They are greeted by Reina’s sister Elina, who seems very happy to see her sister alive, though beaten badly. Instead of offering a reward, Elina has Listy locked away for reasons unknown. Fortunately Listy is able to break free, and since a reward was not given to her she decides to take everything she can get her hands on. Sadly, this does not play out well, as Mellona reappears to try and kill Reina. Reina is able to defeat Mellona in a manner I can’t speak of on the air, and is able to escape from her kingdom with Listy once and for all. The two then decide to travel yonder to whatever challenges they may face.

    Now this show has become infamous for its uncensored fanservice, and to be honest with you this fanservice is very unnecessary. The fight sequences are pretty good to a point, though some of the ladies’ weapons of choice seem are very perverted, like one girl shoots acid out of her tits. The plot could be interesting: swordswomen battling it out to the death until one is left standing, but it's been done way too many times in the past. The backstory to some of the characters seem interesting, but not enough to earn itself repeat viewings. "Queen's Blade" also managed to get itself an all-star cast of voice actresses like Aya Hirano, Rie Tanaka and Yuko Goto to play the characters. Perhaps the pay was really, really good and they couldn’t refuse it. Unfortunately, it’s the extremely crude fanservice that almost kills this show all kinds of dead. If there weren’t any of this stuff, we could’ve had a decent anime on our hands. Sadly, that’s not the case with “Queen’s Blade,” which manages to take a good plotline and turn it into rubbish. It's sexist, disgusting, and gives a bad name to anime.

    “Queen’s Blade” is slapped with a D-. Good fight sequences and A-list voice actresses cannot mask the truth of what this show really is: one step behind porn, and the fact that it airs on TV uncensored is quite shocking. Though I’m all for uncensored TV, there’s a fine line between being tasteful and vulgar; and this is as vulgar as it can get. What sickens me more is the fact that they just ordered a second season of this shit!


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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Gintama

    posted @ 3/20/2009 09:56:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    What is a "Gintama"? Who knows. All I know is it's funny as hell!

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    “Gintama” takes place in an alternate 19th Century Japan, where aliens run amuck, guns are a-blazing and other wacky things ooze through the town. The show follows a trio as they perform odd jobs for any cash they cash scrounge up. The leader of the troupe, Gintoki, is a lazy Shonen Jump-reading sugar-loving-to-the-point-of-diabetes samurai whose heart sometimes gets in the way of money, but never the sweets. Second in command is Shinpachi, the somewhat brains of the operation; but a bit of a coward. Finally there’s Kagura, a small Chinese girl (who’s really an alien) with the strength of King Kong, Godzilla and Andre the Giant combined. She’s also got a puppy named Sadaharu, who's so huge that his "business" can conjure up a Mt. Poo-ji. (Sorry, couldn't resist it.) There’s no really big storyline, though there is the underlying plot about an alien war that happened a few years before; but I’m not too far into the series to know exactly the whole story.

    This show is intentionally nuts, and should not be taken seriously almost at all times. The humor is top-notched, and the action is great. After watching the first four episodes I realized that this show should’ve been released in America long, long ago. In fact I find that “Gintama” is one anime samurai comedy that could possibly work on a major TV station; right in-between “The Simpsons” and “Family Guy.” It’s accessible for everyone, and you won’t be confused whatsoever. There’s no Japan-only jokes. It’s worldwide humor that all will get. Well, okay, there’s Elizabeth; a character that was described in the first episode as “What the hell is that?!” I’m up to episode 22 (in Japan it’s almost at 150), and it’s hard to stop watching. It’s the potato chip of anime: you just can’t have one.

    “Gintama” gets a solid A, and the best part is that you can watch it legally online on Crunchyroll. I can’t stress this enough: watch it.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Chaos;Head

    posted @ 2/21/2009 07:15:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    Today's Anime Calamity looks at the new anime series "Chaos;Head."


    Based on the popular visual novel video game of the same name, “Chaos;Head” focuses on a student named Takumi, a reclusive kid who can’t stand to be around in the third dimensional world. In fact he has secluded himself from his family in lives in a storage container. One day one of his only friends Misumi tells him of New Generation attacks, and to make matters worse Takumi is receiving disturbing images from an unknown sender named Shogun depicted these attacks. As soon as this happens Takumi is befriended, of sorts, by a bunch of sword-wielding women posing as students at his high school. With their help he goes out to search for the truth behind the attacks and stop them; even though wishes he could just stay in front of his PC and away from any sort of reality.

    The character of Takumi can be seen as a representation of the current problems with the youth of Japan. He stays away from the outside world, surrounds himself with expensive toys and games while imagining his favorite female anime character is in the flesh and communicating with him. He’s frail and in need of psychiatric help. Nevertheless he manages to pull himself away from the false world of imagination and do his best to save the city with his friends. Although it’s not so much as an action show than it is a dark mystery series. In every episode there’s a twist and turn that keeps you coming back for more. I can’t say what’s going on ‘cause it’s really difficult to explain in words; so let’s just say a lot of screwed-up things happen in this show. But it’s an original story that’s not very common to see in anime these days.

    “Chaos;Head” gets an A. It’s a unique suspense anime that you just can’t blink while watching. Otherwise you’ll miss something very important.


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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Hetalia: Axis Powers

    posted @ 2/15/2009 02:36:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    Today's Anime Calamity takes a look at "Hetalia: Axis Powers."


    “Hetalia” or “helpless Italian” tells the story of different soldiers representing different countries during the first and second World War, and then exaggerating their biggest stereotypes. We meet Germany, who was able to infiltrate the former Roman Empire with a stick. He finds a tomato box that starts talking to him. Germany opens the box, where out pops Italy, a carefree coward that befriends the country and marches off to help him fight his battles. Unfortunately they get caught by France, and are forced to make cuckoo clocks and bills until the start of World War II.

    The anime “Hetalia” is shown in five-minute segments. As of right now the first three are available and are quite humorous. The stereotypes are done in such a way that they’re too ridiculous to even be ridiculed. You just have to watch and laugh. It’s even funny seeing England and America constantly fight with one another, as America is the estranged sibling to the country. What’s also interesting about this show is the fact that even with all the wackiness in the series the show is quite educational. Throughout the program the actions of each character mirror an event that has happened in both World Wars. It’s clever, funny, and informative.

    However it has come to much attention about “Hetalia,” and its portrayal of South Korea; so much that the TV airing of the show was canceled in favor of just a web viewing. Now first off I don’t see what all the fuss is all about. Every country involved in the series is picked on equally. Second it was revealed that South Korea won’t even be in the anime series, as it didn’t have a role in either World War. Third anime fans in Korea have gotten so angry about “Hetalia” to the point where they are threatening to fly to Japan and kill the original author (even though he lives in New York). As someone who listens to both sides of the story, I feel that the Korean anime and mange fanbase are overreacting about a series that should not be taken seriously. I don’t get offended when they make fun of America, and I am pretty sure no other country would feel offended by this series. So for those who feel offended by the show: shut up and get yourself a funny bone transplant.

    “Hetalia: Axis Powers” gets an A-, but I really do urge you to read the original manga first. That way you might be able to follow it better.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Akikan!

    posted @ 2/05/2009 02:19:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    Today's Anime Calamity looks at the new comedy "Akikan!"

    "Akikan!" follows a boy named Daichi, whose can of melon soda transforms into a magical human girl. I think that about explains what the show is about.

    First let’s look at what’s good about the show.

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    Well that does it for what’s good about the show! Now let’s look at what bad about the show: EVERYTHING!!!

    First off the plot is total crap! Soda cans that turn into magical girls?! Is this the best that the writers can do?! Say, do you know what you call someone who wishes a soda can could turn into a girl? A fucking psychotic loser, that’s what!!!

    Second are the characters. The soda girl, Melon (ooh, clever name!), is annoying as hell and lacks any sort of depth in character! Daichi is a perverted bastard who isn’t worth a lick of sympathy. Finally we get to the villain in the show: Hidehiko, who has a clock behind his desk that reads, “I love men,” and tries to put the moves on Daichi in the first episode. Congratulations, Hidehiko! You have just single-handledly set back the hard work my friends in the GLBT community have worked on for about, oh let’s says, another 70 years!

    Finally there’s the humor in the show. It’s just plain stupid. There was only one good chuckle in the entire first episode, and it was wasted in the beginning. I’m not going to tell you what it is because it’s not even worth a mention.

    “Akikan!” makes “Rosario + Vampire” look like the Sistine Chapel. It’s that bad. If an American company licenses it, then their headquarters should be destroyed from the inside out!

    “Akikan!” gets the lowest score ever in the Anime Calamity: F-! In fact as the J-POP Emperor I decree that if someone walks up to you and recommends that you watch it, you are allowed to punch them in the face! Not only that, but I have decided that “Akikan!” must never be spoken of again, as it is now the most vulgar word in the dictionary!

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: To-Love-Ru

    posted @ 1/19/2009 02:10:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    Sorry for not posting anything lately. This Ducky's been quite busy with a few upcoming projects (more on that soon). Today's Anime Calamity looks at the romantic comedy "To-Love-Ru."

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    Rito was your average guy with a crush on the hot, quiet girl in class. One night, while taking a bath a hot alien girl named Lala falls into the tub naked with Rito. Because of a contractual obligation (i.e.: Rito copped a feel of Lala) he is now engaged to the strange alien girl. Now, with a hot alien girl with a tail in his life Rito’s life becomes less ordinary; filled with robot costumes (not costumed robots), bulky alien bodyguards who like drinking out of juice boxes, and extremely jealous classmates.

    The show has a decent amount of laughs; but after watching both “Kanokon” (which will be reviewed very soon) and “Umisho” the fan-service in this series is just too tiresome. It’s not as bad as “Rosario + Vampire,” but it does get tedious at times. Plus Lala is kind of annoying and a remarkably wasteful character. Some of the supporting characters are good for laughs, but at times the bit of “boys in class getting jealous of scrawny kid with hot girl” gets played out way too many times; and it was done so much better in “Seto no Hanayome.” Despite this, the show is still watchable. There’s always something to come back to in each episode, but it does not warrant repeat viewings.

    The show gets a C+. It has some good laughs, but at times it feels clichéd. If it ever gets licensed, please rent it and save your money for something else.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Special A

    posted @ 11/26/2008 12:11:00 AM by King Baby Duck

    I apologize for not posting for so long. I have been busy with paper after paper at my college. (God, I'm so happy I'm done in December!) Anyways, today's Anime Calamity looks at "Special A."

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    Hikari has always been behind her childhood friend (or rival) Takashima. Since the age of six, when Takashima defeated Hikari in a wrestling match, she had sworn that she would defeat Takashima in anything that is challengeable. Now, both in high school, both are in the Special A ranking; which means they are the top students in the class. Takashima is the #1 student; and Hikari is the #2, which earns her the nickname “ni-san.” However, despite their rivalry, Hikari is unaware that Takashima is in love with her. Will Hikari realize that she is number one in Takashima’s heart? One can only speculate.

    This sounds like your ordinary shojo anime series; and it is to an extent. Yet behind this lovey-dovey story are a lot of great plotlines and hilarious gags that will keep your belly sore for days to come. The other members of Special A are also quite silly such as Megumi, who only speaks with giant cue cards due to the fact that her voice destroys buildings; Tadashi, the wanderlust student who is frequently attacked by some of the other members; Ryuu, the animal lover that seems to be breaking some sort of animal protection act by keeping some of the most endangered species as pets; and Akira, who is fond of cute girls, but is not a lesbian and is really in love with Tadashi.

    Even with its 26-episode season, the series doesn’t lose its luster. However, when I started to watch it I was worried that they might drag the secret love thing a bit too long. (I really hate it when shows do that. If you love someone, just say it!) However, if that were to happen, the show will probably be over, and some people might not like that. I did worry that the inevitable cooking episode showed up in Episode 3, which usually signals the slow painful death for a show; but in all honesty it was a good episode. Sure, the main heroine can never cook, but it’s all about how the scriptwriter tells the story; and they did it quite well. The show is fun and silly, with a good romantic side of it. It has a lot of good qualities that will please both sexes. (It’s even better than the original manga, which is a bit too slow-paced compared with its anime counterpart.)

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    The series earns an A-. It’s a clever shojo anime filled with laughter and a couple tears; and will surely be yet another series one should look out for in the near future.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: H20: Footprints in the Sand

    posted @ 10/21/2008 03:15:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    On today's Anime Calamity, we look at the drama series "H20: Footprints in the Sand."

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    Based off of the Visual Dating H-Game (yes, another porno game adapted into an anime. Who knew?) H2O follows Hirose, a boy who was blinded by a strange condition that might have been related to the death of his mother. While there he meets three women: Hayami, an outcast whose family was kicked out of the village; Hinata, the granddaughter of the village headman; and Otoha, a spirit who only Hirose can see. When Otoha gives Hirose the ability to see again he manages to help Hayami become one with the village people again. However, when Hinata’s grandfather finds out about Hirose and Hayami he does everything in his power to break their love and friendship about (including revealing to Hirose the reason why his mother committed suicide).

    This is a series that has a bit of a problem with trying to balance light comedy with extremely dark drama. Although the series is good, it really isn’t for everyone. There are scenes where Hayami is beaten by some of the male students, which may be very disturbing to some people; as well as the way Hinata’s grandfather treats both Hayami and Hinata (from beating his granddaughter to trying to kill Hayami). However if you are able to look past the dark undertones of the series you’ll be able to find a good plotline that may not be original; but it is quite different from what is usually being done in the animation world. My grade for the series is a B-. Nice story, good characters, but at times too dark for its own good.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Detroit Metal City

    posted @ 10/18/2008 01:53:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    Like a terrorist from Hell comes the metal comedy "Detroit Metal City."

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    Negishi leaves his farm home to live in Tokyo, with a dream to become a famous pop singer. Unfortunately he winds up becoming Krauser II, the lead singer and guitarist of Detroit Metal City; a death metal band that sings about death, murder, rape, sex, and other vulgar acts. DMC winds up becoming a huge band, but Negishi’s pop star dreams still flourish. Will he be able to shed off the death metal shtick, or will Krauser II overpower Negishi, making him become a true death metal god?

    We have found our next Spinal Tap! To see the band members out of character, and then see them onstage is like watching two completely different characters for each person. Plus, the secondary characters are a riot, as well. The real star is the Death Records Manager, who spits f-bombs and c-words like free $100 bills and tortures the entire band to make them more death metal-ish. The sweetie in the show is Yuri, an old friend of Negishi who he still loves. He has a chance to show his true feelings, but every time he's interrupted by his Krauser alter-ego. What happens is too funny for words, but what he does I can’t say here. Your going to have to watch it yourself. Negishi and his Krauser character is something like a cross between "Metalocalypse" characters Nathan Explosion and Toki: a soft, scrawny man with an intimidating double. Anyone who loves that [adult swim] show will love “Detroit Metal City.” Plus with the live-action movie out now in Japan -- and with many offers to bring this film to America -- this anime series will greatly prepare you for what looks like the comedy event of the year.

    “Detroit Metal City” gets an A. This is Japan’s wonderful answer to “Metalocalypse”: great metal, hilarious characters, and fun for college students everywhere to watch. Let’s hope the live-action movie is just as good.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Toradora!

    posted @ 10/10/2008 04:05:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    It’s that time of the year again: new fall anime. Today we look at the romantic comedy “Toradora!” which means “Tiger (Tora) Dragon (Dora).”

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    Based on the light novels by Yuyuko Takemiya, the story follows Ryuji, a second-year high school student who’s nice, but due to having the eyes of a cold-hearted murderer everyone except his friend Yuusaku thinks he's a bully. On the first day of classes, he literally walks into Taiga; a woman who can only be described as the female reincarnation of, well, let’s say Satan. When he goes back to class, Ryuji sees the desks all messed up; and Taiga rolling out of a locker. He goes to grab his bag, only to have Taiga attack him. At home, he finds an envelope in his bag addressed to Yuusaku from Taiga. Out of nowhere Taiga appears in Ryuji’s house, attacking him for knowing the existence of the envelope. When it’s revealed that the envelope is empty -- and Taiga looking all-so embarrassed for trying out the love letter cliché -- Ryuji shows her a box of stuff he wants to give to the woman he loves; but doesn’t have the balks to confess to. Taiga quickly finds out that Ryuji’s in love with Minori, one of her best friends. In order to keep Ryuji’s secret love from being revealed, he decides to help out Taiga with not just Yuusaku, but also with everything else she needs.

    “Toradora!” is a series that, so far, has a good balance of humor and sweetness. Even though Taiga is going to be the type of girl who won’t let her soft side be seen until near the end of the show, it should be interesting to watch as she slowly progresses to being an open person. Ryuji (whose first syllable “Ryu” means “dragon”) is one of the rare leading male characters who looks evil, but is kindhearted in every sense of the word. The comedic action sequences are well-animated, but there are a couple of sketchy corners here and there that the animators could’ve cleaned up with before going to broadcast. Finally, the storyline is well thought-out. Instead of the usual “boy-meets-girl and become lovers,” we have “guy meets cynic and is blackmailed in order to keep his love interest a secret.” It might’ve been done before in past anime, but it’s not that often that we get this sort of treat.

    The first episode of “Toradora!” gets an A-. It looks like we’re going to be in for another good romantic comedy this year. Let’s just hope that the writing staff won’t run out of things to come up with; as some other series have in years past.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Library War

    posted @ 8/30/2008 11:17:00 PM by King Baby Duck

    The Royal Quackster is here, days before he and Pandalicious go off on their final semester at The College That Must Not Be Named. Today's Anime Calamity takes a look at the series "Library War" (Toshokan Sensō).

    In 1989, the Japanese government passed the Media Betterment Act to protect the youth from being influenced by negative materials in the media. To counter this, the country established the "Library Defense Forces" to prevent the Media Betterment Act agents from infringing on people's right to access media deemed as banned material. One day Iku Kasahara had been accosted by an MBA agent after finding out that she had a banned book in her possession in a local bookstore. After being saved by an LDF agent, Kasahara decides to join in the Library Defense Force. Gradually, her passion and exceeding athletic capability leads her to become a member of the elite unit, the Library Task Force. Through her battles against the MBA and her own teammates Iku does her best to be the best in the Library Task Force.

    After sitting through this series, I came to the conclusion that there is absolutely nothing special about "Library War." Granted there are some good action sequences and humorous moments, but there seems to be nothing attention-grabbing in this show. The animation is pretty good, but sometimes it looks kind of shoddy. The characters are okay, but they seem too run-of-the-mill. The show gets repetitious, even when Iku’s parents show up almost unexpectedly. That would’ve given the writers a chance to spice things up on the show, but instead they took the easy way out and made the parents one-shot characters. The only thing that deserves praise for “Library War” is its plotline. It’s reminiscent of the old book burning incidents, and the series could be a seemingly wake-up call to those wishing to keep their favorite novels still in print and uncensored. However, a show too mediocre like this will not be an easy eye-catcher for the average viewer, anime fan or not; and it is possible that it’ll fall through the cracks of obscurity by the end of the year.

    "Library War" gets a C-average. The idea of the series is good. Everything else is just lacking the magic needed to make a stand-out series.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Kappa no Coo to Natsuyasumi

    posted @ 7/24/2008 11:20:00 PM by King Baby Duck
    King Baby Duck here, making his first post as an official brother of the Electric Sista Hood (meaning my Blogger account is now linked with the site)! This week's Anime Calamity is not a TV show, but rather a movie that caught my eye. It's called "Kappa no Coo to Natsuyasumi," or "Summer Days with Coo."

    A young kappa (a Japanese mythological water creature) witnesses his father murdered by a samurai, and then falls down a hole made by an earthquake. Almost three hundred years later a young elementary school student named Koichi finds the kappa fossilized in a stone. After bringing it home and washing it, the kappa comes back to life. Koichi gives the kappa the name Coo, which is one of the first things the little creature says. Coo adjusts to the lifestyle of Koichi and his family, and quickly becomes a member. However, the changed outside world makes Coo worried about his other kappa comrades. Koichi and Coo set out for the countryside to find more kappas, but to no avail. However, when Coo’s existence becomes apparent to the public, he comes face-to-face with the challenges of the outside world; which leads to Coo meeting with an ancestor of his father’s murderer. What the ancestor has in his possession freaks Coo out, and his actions lead the outside world to think that he is a danger. Will there be a happily-ever-after with Coo, or will he have to face the fact that he will never be accepted into today’s society? And what of his kappa comrades? Are they still alive, or have they disappeared with much of the nature?

    The first thing I thought of after watching this film was how wonderful the storytelling is. The tale flows gracefully, even at its almost 2 ½ hour timeframe. Although a fantasy (despite many incidents of kappa being seen in Japan) the anime has a real feel to it. It has a lot of emotion, and it also teaches a lesson about not just fitting into society, but also about how nature must be preserved. Plus the humor in the film is top-notched, especially when it deals with Koichi’s little sister. She is the most realistic of the characters, with the jealous brat thing down to patch. One scene that pops into mind is when the sister brings home pet snails, which Coo eats; thinking they are food. This freaks the little girl out; especially when she discovers that some people eat snails, too, leading her to inspect every morsel of food on her plate to make sure she’s not eating little escargots. The soundtrack to the film, composed by Kei Wakakusa, almost sounds like a score written by top American country artists. Whether that is a good thing or a bad thing depends on your taste in country music. Finally, the animation is also really good, almost up there with the quality of Miyazaki films. Its director, Keiichi Hara, who also directed some of the “Doraemon” and “Crayon Shin-chan” movies, knows how to appeal to both kids and adults of all ages, and this film will surely entertain anyone; even with its long running time.

    Now speaking for the kids, in Japan this is considered a family film; but because our standards here are a lot more strict than Japan’s it wouldn’t be for younger children. There’s a lot of blood in the first couple minutes of the film, and the scenes dealing with death might be too traumatic for children. Plus, you see Coo’s yarbles throughout the entire film; which, in a country where the mindset is “nudity is bad!!!” might leave parents uneasy. However if parents can look past the violence and kappa nudity, kids will be able to learn a valuable message from this film. I’d say this film should be PG here; but if your younger kids (who are, like, four or five) are okay with a little blood then I’d say they can watch it, too.

    Since this is a movie review, I’m going to give it a star grade: 5 stars. It’s a wonderful tale that the folks at Disney should really look at to see how to properly do a family movie that is for anyone in the family, and not just the young tykes.

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    King Baby Duck's Anime Calamity: Kyōran Kazoku Nikki

    posted @ 7/12/2008 10:29:00 AM by FreeLoader
    King Baby Duck here, working very hard (but not hardly working) on a few projects and J-POP CD reviews. Until the CD reviews are ready to be seen by the public, I've got another Anime Calamity for you all to read up on. This time we will be looking at "Kyōran Kazoku Nikki," or "The Diary of a Frenzy Family."

    Based off of the light novel series by Akira, “Kyōran Kazoku Nikki” follows Oka: your average guy working as the head of the operations department of Supernatural Phenomenon Treatment Bureau. One day he runs into a cat girl named Kyoka, who used to be queen of Shangri-la. Upon capturing her, the Bureau makes Oka part of the Cozy Family Operation. Through this operation the Bureau must find the child of Enka; who swore that when he or she will be born, the destruction of the Earth will begin. As a result Oka is forced to marry Kyoka.

    After their marriage the two set out to find the other members of the Cozy Family Operation. The other family members consist of Ginka, the eldest son who suffers from Gender Identity Disorder; Yuuka, the second-eldest daughter who is gentle despite her abusive past; Teika, the second-eldest son who is really a talking lion; Hyouka, the youngest son who is really a robot bent on destruction; Gekka, the youngest daughter who is really a jellyfish; and Chika, the eldest-daughter and biological sister of Yuuka. Together the family goes out on wacky misadventures, and learns the concept of love while Kyoka changes the rules at every corner and makes Oka’s life both pleasing and a living Hell.

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    Has this concept lost you? Well it sounds wild and crazy, and it definitely is. In fact if you look up the word “bonkers” in the dictionary you’ll probably find Akira's face. However, there are a lot of great qualities, and some good morals to learn in this crazy series. Kyoka can be annoying at times, but by episode’s end you’ll see she has a reason for everything. Oka, though, doesn’t seem to be evolving as well as the other characters; which could be blamed on the scriptwriters who make Kyoka change her tune and personality traits at every turn. The other characters, though, evolve gracefully. Hyouka the robot boy learns about peace and how everything can’t be solved with things going boom; the relationship between Yuuka and Chika become stronger after harsh times; and Ginka is able to tap in to both his masculine and feminine personalities whenever needed be. In short, behind this off-the-wall series is a tale of overcoming one’s defects and learning to come together as a family to defeat any odds thrown at them.

    “Kyoran Kazoku Nikki” gets a B+. The show is a good time-killer and lesson-learner, and by the end of each episode you’ll feel like you have a sugar rush that’ll last long enough for the next episode to come around. That is, if the series doesn’t leave you in a diabetic coma first.

    This is King Baby Duck saying, "If it ain't made in Japan, it's usually crap!"

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