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    A closer look at the Tekken movie trailer

    posted @ 1/16/2010 11:00:00 AM by Vichus Smith


    The Tekken trailer has been making its rounds on the internet. Here's my take: 2010 is not the year that video game adaptations will be rescued from the land of horridness.

    What went wrong with this Tekken? Take a look:





    It starts out looking alright, but then the bad acting begins. You see some quick cuts of fighters being acrobatic, but then one tatted up fighter taunts "This is Iron Fist!"

    OH, IS IT?

    Next, we see our first familiar face, Heihachi Mishima. That is Cary Tagawa (Mortal Kombat) He looks a lot smaller than the Heihachi from the games, doesn't he? Some people may hate that they didn't get a super buff octogenarian to play Heihachi, but this movie looks like it needs as many actual actors in it as possible. I'd rather have Cary playing Heihachi over some old meathead.

    Then there are some glimpses of the many Tekken fighters. Some are more obvious analogs to their digital counterparts than others.

    1. Bryan Fury (?)

    2. Lei Wulong (?)

    3.Yoshimitsu.

    4.Raven.

    5.Eddy Gordo.

    6. Lee (?)

    7. Nina Williams.

    This is when the trailer is most faithful to Tekken. You see the match-up screen, the Announcer shouts the names of Raven and Eddy Gordo. (SPOILERS: Eddy Gordo wins :) ) We are then introduced to our young hero, the poor, Mom-less Jin Kazama. I think that this guy is not an entirely terrible actor.Jin gets the "people's choice" spot, which means he comes in off the street and kicks some ass. Jin's love interest (I suppose) is a cornball. Where's Ling Xiaoyu? Speaking of corniness, marvel at how Raven sounds like the Blade Rip-off that he is. Oh man, there is so much to hate in this trailer.

    Maybe Kazuya can save this movie. Whoever the guy hiding in the shadows is, that's most likely him. To end the trailer, we get a lot of dull, unimpressive action that doesn't at all hint at the moves the characters pull off in the game. Besides the bad acting and the dull sets is the lack of some big budget effects. If any movie needs to have some flash to it, it's a film based on a bright-colored, flashy game like Tekken. Tekken looks like an college kid did it and blew most of his meager budget on some MMA fighters he found at a local gym. There are no two better words for this trailer than "It stinks!"

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    Would it be wise to enter this "Tekken"?

    posted @ 1/04/2010 11:00:00 AM by Vichus Smith


    Sooooo, a Tekken movie is coming out soon. I guess the gamer/geek community is supposed to be happy about that?

    Director Dwight Little and screenwriter Alan McElroy are bringing the live action adaptation to the screen with a cast including Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Chiaki Kuriyama, Gary Daniels, Cung Le, and Kelly Overton.

    Dwight Little has worked on TV shows like Bones, Dollhouse, Prison Break, and Millennium. That's a pretty good pedigree there. McElroy, however, is partly responsible for Wrong Turn, Rapid Fire, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, The Marine, and Spawn. That mixed bag is something of a turn off.

    Now for our actors. Cary Tagawa will look familiar to you from a previous video game adaptation, Mortal Kombat. He's playing the Mishima patriarch, Heihachi. I wouldn't expect them to cast a big burly guy to play Heihachi, but still Tagawa is not as young as he used to be.

    Chiaki Kuriyama played a mace-wielding schoolgirl in Kill Bill Vol. 1. Her role in Tekken is unspecified, but she looks like she would most likely play the happy-go-lucky Ling Xiaoyu. The rest of the cast from here are virtual unknowns.

    Gary Daniels is a buff mofo who has starred in a lot of martial arts flicks and has his plate full in 2010. He plays Brian Fury, and he looks every bit as scary as Tekken's psychopathic cyborg.

    Cung Le is also a bona fide martial artist, but not with as big of a film history as Daniels. He takes the role of Marshall Law. Kelly Overton is the most curious casting of the bunch. She is playing Christine Montiero, which is a relatively new character in Tekken's fiction. That gives you a hint as too how much of the Tekken story might be used in this adaptation.

    So that is a taste of this year's Tekken. One would hope this is the year video game adaptations are done right.

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    Tekken Fan-Made Movie Trailer Looks Awesome

    posted @ 10/10/2009 06:30:00 PM by Douceswild


    I'll admit, I know absolutely nothing about the Tekken lore, but if all I knew about the franchise was this trailer, even though it's not really for the actual movie, I'd go see it..if it was for an actual movie.

    Some very talented guys over at Quantumoptic Productions put this together for a G4 video game trailer contest. Unfortunately, they didn't make the deadline, but they still get my vote. This low budget trailer is better than some of the big budget trailers I've seen. Check it out.

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    New Podcast Day

    posted @ 4/02/2007 07:36:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    Hot and fresh for Monday comes a new episode of the ESH podcast, would you like a piece?

    In this episode Pandalicious and NinjaSistah go over the anime series Kyoshiro and the Eternal Sky, a series that is both wacky, sad, deep, and shallow all at the same time. Don't believe us, just listen to the synopsis... then you'll be in the group of the knowing!

    After that, NinJaSistah shares her thoughts on the Tekken 5 game on the PS3... you know, the one that's a port of the PSP Tekken Dark Resurrection game.

    New for you: Episode 45: I Must Tell You Everything, Let's Go Bathe!

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    Soul Calibur 3

    posted @ 12/04/2006 07:42:00 PM by geekwoman
    Soul Calibur 3 Review by Geek Woman

    Soul Calibur 3 is a fighting game that is an exclusive on the PS2. That was a big disappointment for many people. On the whole it is a truly great fighter. There are some problems with it, as there are with any game. It is a quality offering considering that we are in the twilight days of the reign of the PS2.

    Games that are vast and that have achieved a level of praise from gamers on previous installments, have a rough time of it when something like a third sequel is finally rolled out. That can go several ways. The game could just be terrible for many reasons. Sometimes a sequel isn't finished, and it doesn't have the depth that early versions of game had when the developers were trying to curry favor. This is not the case with SC3. It is almost too vast this time. It falls into that trap of trying to be the "everything for everybody" game. That isn't necessarily a bad thing, because it means they are trying to give you more stuff for your money. The good intentions don't always translate well. The addition of a real time strategy (RTS) game into the mix largely failed.

    Not all game play modes are available from the start of the game. Many of the characters move lists have been changed which apparently has p'oed the hardcore fans to no end. Why would the developers of a much loved franchise do something like switch up the moves? It would seem that since the game is exclusively for PS2, that it was directed mainly at an existing fan base. Why mess with them?

    OK counter to most reviews that you read which tell you the good stuff first, we've gotten the only two bad points about this game out of the way. First of all there is tons of content. Some of it is lousy granted, but still you won't run out of things to do. There are several new characters. Three of them are introduced right off. Access to the other new characters is gradual. There is new game-play, and the new modes too. If you have played Soul Calibur before you won't really be disappointed. If you haven't played any Soul Calibur games yet, get it or rent it.

    Soul Calibur 3 has some of the most fun and interesting female characters in gaming today. Each one has a complete move-list. They have a selection of weapons that upgrade. You can buy more weapons, and armor. There are several costumes for each avatar.

    Best of all is the character creation feature. You can design an avatar that suits you perfectly. There are endless combinations of clothing, armor and accessories. You chose a profession, appearance and even the voice of your character. That seems to be the most fair way to settle the issue with nudity in avatars. If you want to wear "barbarian underwear" to fight in - you can. If you want to cover up - you can. There are hoods and headscarves, your character could be clothed from head to toe and layers of armor can be piled on. The character creation capability gives a range of options that not only enhance the looks of your character, but it adds a new component to the game. You get to create your own ultimate fighter.

    Game-play
    There are about 18 different modes in the game. If you want to be hardcore and get all the unlockables, you would have to beat all of the modes to get absolutely everything. There are many surprising features in this game. Bottom line is it is the best 2 person fighting game out there. Still in all, you can win with button mashing. It's a fighter plain and simple, in spite of all the fancy window dressing. The AI is pretty predictable which can be good or bad depending on how you like to play. They seem to try to push your character into a wall or a corner. If you like a big challenge it is there. If you like to take it easy and see the whole game, you can do that too. Like many games, I can analyze what the game "punishes" you for. If you don't get the opening move right, it is likely that you will loose. If you turn your back to your enemy, or if your attacks fall short you loose. The timid are not rewarded in gaming.

    There are around 30 characters to play with in the game as well as a strange random character generator which is fun. Two of the new characters are female. Tira, is a girl fighter who uses a razor sharp hoola hoop as a weapon. Setsuka is a Japanese geisha with a parasol and a sword. Someone must be hearing us. The fighting engine was revamped and improved. The weird Chronicles of the Sword mode enables you to take your new custom players onto a map, where you need to occupy enemy forts by beating them in battles. That was done better in SC2. The Arcade mode is called "Quick Play". The Tournament mode puts you in fictional competition. What is that about? There is no online play for this game which is a terrible shame. I have to say that SC3 beat the pants of Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks - which I was looking forward to more, but MK Deception has online mulitiplayer.

    Graphics
    The environments in this game are stunning. There are gorgeous landscapes. Marvelous temples, over flowing water falls and Ivy's over decorated mansion. The camera pans quickly over pink hued clouds in the background, water effects shimmer with some of best eye candy you can see. For a fighting game SC3 has the best looks going. And I am including DOA when I say it is the best looking fighter out there. There is no lack of colors. It is bright, bold and conspicuous.

    Sound
    The sound is a disappointment. There could have been better music for this game. I would have saved the space on the disk that was wasted on the RTS mode for better music. The voice acting is still very poor, and amusing because of it. The voices and the sound effects have not changed or been upgraded. While other games are integrating song lists and even iPod interfaces into games, SC3's lack there of is a letdown. I guess the developers missed the bit that Morgan Webb did on Xplay where they dubbed the weird grunts and groans from SC2 into suggestive parody skits.

    Despite the superfluous extra features the game still is the top of the line fighter for PS2 beating out Tekken 4 with style. Soul Calibur 3 has a lot to offer girl games that like to kick butt. They built this one for us. (Yeah, I know they built it for guys that like to play with sexy female avatars.) I give Soul Calibur 3 a 4.5

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