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    Got Angst?

    posted @ 7/14/2008 08:00:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    It's hard to explain the title until you listen to the episode, but trust me this new episode of the ESH podcast is quite the piece of work.

    In this episode of the podcast, the sistah's run the video game, entertainment and anime gauntlet from the audience choice re-review of the anime series Angel Sanctuary to new games on the E3 horizon. Would it be an ESH podcast if we didn't talk about incest, angst, mentioning Bioshock or complaining about videogames/comic titles being turning into feature length films? I don't think so. To give you a better idea of how the episode turned out, here are the titles we didn't choose:

    • Sucked Into a Portal of Happiness
    • God Knows, Even In His Sleep
    • Again With the Incest
    • I Love Her, So I Need to Kill Her
    • The Sex Scenes Are Pretty Cool, Just Pretend They're Not Related
    • Just Say "No" to Will Smith
    • Want to Beat Darth Vader? Smack James Earl Jones in the Face
    • It's Big. It's Black. and It Makes No Noise
    • My Only Real Complaint Is that It's Short
    • I Finally Took Out Ghandhi - I'm Not Proud to Say That
    • and
    • FYI: Incest Sends Your Soul to Hell

    So grab your morning or evening cup of joe and enjoy ESH Podcast Episode 105: This Is Fan Service...WITHOUT My Crotch

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    A Rant from KBD: Gwen Stefani Pisses Me Off!

    posted @ 3/20/2008 04:30:00 PM by FreeLoader
    I've posted this in another forum, but I felt that my brothers and sistahs here can vent about this, too.

    Gwen Stefani is a Tomoko Kawase wannabe. That's right, I said it.

    Like Tomoko, Gwen was the lead vocalist of a successful rock band (Tomoko with the brilliant green, Gwen with No Doubt). They then both went for a more poppy solo career (with Tomoko donning the aliases Tommy february6 & Tommy heavenly6). Both had found success, but only one managed to get the job done right; and that's Tomoko.

    The reason why it works better with Tomoko is because when she does her new thing, she doesn't leave her brilliant green fans in the dust. Her music mixes '80's European-styled pop with the indie rock that made her famous. And because of that mix she creates an original sound that captures the personality of her stage characters. She may not be the bad girl that she portrays on stage in real life, but at least people know it's just a character.

    Gwen, on the other hand, just does pop for the sake of pop; and because of that she sounds like every other American pop singer. And whoever told her to remix "The Lonely Goatherd" into her song should never be allowed to work in the music business ever again!!! Also, notice that those Harujuku Girls that surround her are Japanese; and wearing what seems to be cloned clothes that not only Tomoko wears, but also other J-POP singers like Ayumi Hamasaki, Bonnie Pink, and Puffy. She's blatantly ripping off J-POP!!!

    Gwen, I'm sorry; but you'll never be a J-POP singer. You're just a white girl from California who grew up listening to early grunge and punk. I read that you are working on a new No Doubt album. That's good. Go back to doing what you know best: rockin' out! Then we will forgive you for this little pop experiment of yours.What I'm trying to say here is leave the J-POP sound to the J-POP singers. American musicians can learn from them; but just copying their style and foregoing their own will just lead to disaster.

    This is King Baby Duck saying "If it ain't made in Japan, it's usually crap!"

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    New Podcast Day: Episode 88

    posted @ 3/03/2008 12:29:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    Monday brings a new episode of the ESH podcast, and this one is a doosie!

    In this episode, Pandalicious and NinJaSistah hold down the show chit chattin' about the anime [based off of a harem video game] They Are My Noble Masters and the influence of eastern culture on western culture and back again through the video medium. We get a little deep on the discussion end, and them come back to being the normal chaotic prattle that we usually give you.

    If you need more encouragement, here are the titles we didn't use:

    • Captain Save-a-hoe Sez: No WoW For You
    • It's Gigantaramous- Without The Ramos
    • Turner Movie Classics Is Trying To Kill Me
    • Welcome to The Real World: ESHLand
    • They Don't Bleed, But There's Still A Discharge
    • Helen Mirren's Next Role: the Metropolitan New York Yello Pages
    • How Do You Watch Samurai Champloo? Lather-Rinse-Repeat
    • I Could Watch Maids and Butlers For The Remains of the Day
    • Stay Out of that Stay-Out-of-That-Place, Place
    • No, Really, Incest Makes Me Feel Icky
    • Don't Fondle Your Siblings
    • She Did Not Just...Yeah, Yeah She Did
    • This Is My Noble Masturbation
    • It's Wrong-So Wrong I Give It A Thumbs Up
    • and
    • This episode Comes With A Big Asterisk


    So grab a cup of you favorite liquid and enjoy, Episode 88: It's Upstairs/Downstairs...With Incest!

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