Although we were separated by almost 3,000 miles, it didn't keep us from having definite opinions about the E3 show that concluded this week.

It's sister versus sister in this week's big battle royale. Except they don't really hate each other. In fact, they love each other.

Ninja was calmly spending Saturday morning like all Saturday mornings -- recovering from the hectic week by sleeping. Suddenly, she was awoken by a text message. Panda said she was 15 minutes away and asked what Ninja wanted from McDonalds.

We don't want to make it sound like we're bragging, but we've got our own predetermined vision of the future. It makes life much more convenient that way.

As you might be able to tell from this week's podcast title, there's a lot of swearing and rhyming.

Actually, you can't blame us for turning Arizona into a frightening place. They're doing that all themselves.

The biggest news thus far in 2017 about video gaming has been the overwhelming introduction of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. The Sistahs have not been immune to the hype, either. As a result, they devote the entirety of this week's show to the Zelda game.

As the saying goes, the more things change, the more they stay the same. And that old saying is very much in evidence around the ESH hacienda this week.

Everybody managed to stay within voice this week, meaning that this show is brand, spanking new. And, as with most episodes after a hiatus, it quickly devolved into tangents.

High times have returned to ESHland this week. No, it's not a celebration of sorts. In fact, it is Ninjasistah who is out-of-sorts. Her voice has taken a little vacation from her body, so it is another clip show. But we hope you'll enjoy this -- the featured part has to do with that all-adult sport of drinking.