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    Left4Dead 2 Revisited

    posted @ 12/19/2009 11:38:00 AM by Pandalicious

    you're done it once, do it again down south!

    The moment when the dust begins to settle and you feel the tightness in your chest fade away is the moment you should panic. Today you are here, tomorrow… who knows for sure? In the realm where Zombies have infected the world, the only thing you can rely on is yourself…and maybe a three other complete strangers. Will you take that chance? You’ve done it once before and you’ll do it again.

    Left 4 Dead 2 revisits the world overrun by mindless hordes of decaying zombies. This time we are taken down south to New Orleans where things have progressed to a far worsened state then in the previous Left 4 Dead. Valve promised gamers a heightened gaming experience. We were waiting for it in the first game, and they delivered in the second.

    Visuals:

    When looking at gameplay footage side by side, there is no visual difference in terms of quality. Obviously, since the settings for both games are in two very different geographical areas, the background should play to the strengths and weaknesses of each place. Case in point, in L4Dead 2 our four survivors are in New Orleans. It’s a smaller area in comparison to the first location. Long streets surrounded by high buildings on both sides in an area known for being crowded. New Orleans is famous for its jazz influence; it is a city of blaring noise and action. In a zombie apocalypse however, this place is a homing beacon just a waiting to go off. Anyone trying to navigate through it without making a sound is in for a world of pain and misery.

    In the world of Valve’s first Left4Dead, the survivors were in a much larger city, skyscrapers and subways galore. The tactics needed to navigate rural cities and urban cities are very unique. However the space gave the survivors in this first game gave them more area to be effective in, however this also gave the infected an advantage over them. At least in this newer game, the hordes have to come at us full force and we are much better suited to take them on.

    Could the visuals have been cleaner? Yes, Is the pre-established fanbase going to be upset that it isn’t? No. When running for your life, you aren’t really concerned with how much detail is in that brick building. Survival is a gritty mistress and both games capture that.
    Results 5 of 5

    Gameplay:

    Essentially the gameplay is the same, the only things that are different are: the incorporation of a much needed melee system, the addition of new specialized infected for the survivors to fight and the integration of a more detailed story.

    Single player:

    Just like before, working together is essential in this cooperative first person shooter. Apparently, the AI didn’t get that memo. Playing this game by yourself is the most painstaking, mind numbing experience you could put yourself through that doesn’t involve playing Demon Souls on the PS3. Unlike with Demon Souls, where you want to persevere, conquer it and feel a tinge of accomplishment, Left4Dead 2 single player leaves you feeling apathetic and ready to move on to the larger scheme of the game.

    If you are playing single player then you are most likely achievement hunting. This is all well and good. It probably is what single player was intended for in the first place because it certainly doesn’t highlight the great aspects of this game.
    Result 2 of 5

    Multiplayer:

    This is where the fun begins. Why play a game designed to test the abilities of four strangers coming together to fight countless zombies and then not partake in it? No matter how humanlike AI has grown to be, it is still computer generated. Reasoning isn’t something that can be programmed. An AI will not verbally warn you when a smoker is restricting them, or care when a tank hurts you so badly that your future children feel it. People will…or at least should. This game will make you care, or will make you laugh at the misfortune of one of your following teammates. It appeases so many kinds of gamers. Valve did their homework and made this game versatile.

    The only downfall about multiplayer doesn’t stem from the game. It comes from players of the game: some get too serious while others aren’t serious enough. The people who recklessly throw themselves in harm’s way just because they can shouldn’t be playing campaign. You should indulge yourself in the other modes of play.
    Result: 5 of 5


    Other modes:

    The only silver lining we got out of Left4Dead was in the only DLC to come from it. This DLC gave one new chapter: The Last Stand. This chapter was only playable in one mode: Survival. Survival returns in Left4Dead2 along with Versus and a new pal called Scavenger. This game emphasizes the need to work together on a common goal: to make it out alive. So why not add the need to rummage around an area littered with debris and undead to get basic items that could in fact save-your-life? Scavenger appeases the survival horror gods with testing the four survivors with the task of gathering gas cans to get some motor running that will save them from their hellish nightmare come true.

    With the right group this can be hordes of fun and entertainment for hours.

    Outside of the standard campaigns that we are used to from the first game, Left4Dead 2 offers just a bit more: Realism is one of them and most likely the best mode to come out of the game. After you have cut your gums on the campaign in all of the standard difficulties associated with any sort of gameplay that is when you try Realism. Keep in mind that once you enter here, the game is not your friend.

    Realism is a mode that allows the four survivors to see just how well they work together. No outlines on weapons: melee or firepower alike; bullets will not magically appear before you, forget about being able to see your teammates from a considerable distance too. All things that can go wrong will. Mother Nature is pissed and she’s taking it out on you. All those comforts from before are a figment of your imagination. It is as real as it can get. Just remember: you opted to play Realism; you only have yourself to blame.

    This mode once mastered, will make you want to play this game in this setting for the rest of your natural life. It will prove just how ready you for that spur of the moment zombie infestation.

    Valve found a way to revitalize their zombie hit and it is thoroughly appreciated.
    Result: 5 of 5

    Shortcomings:
    Now just because I’ve talked about most of the good things about Left4Dead 2 doesn’t mean that there aren’t negative things to say. The major upset about this game was the lack of follow through in some of the areas that we would have liked to see some depth. Lets get started…shall we?

    Lets start of with character development. So in the first game, we got very generic characters: Bill, an old war veteran, Francis, an older biker dude, Louis, a business man who just happens to be black and Zoey, a college aged girl whose college experience has been less than good.

    Valve realized their little boo-boo and decided to give this bunch of people more involved back-stories. So we have: Coach, a portly high-school football coach with a bad knee; Rochelle, a low-level production assistant reporting on the evacuation for a local television station, Ellis, is a laid-back but extremely talkative mechanic; and Nick is a stoic gambler and conman.

    So great, we have backstory but do we get to benefit from these stories: Hardly. We only get a sense of the chemistry between Ellis and Coach. Nick and Rochelle don’t contribute much to the atmosphere besides just being alive and along for the ride. Ellis is probably the most involved character, taking you out of the chaos with a story that usually gets interrupted by Coach a minute or so later. If only Valve had spent a little more time here with the other two would the group worked better cohesively.

    Another issue, I have with this game is with some of the melee choices. Sure a frying pan and guitar seem like great melee ideas but, a frying pan has short range and if you are having lag issues this is not ideal for any horde situation, and as for the guitar, after a few good whacks there won't be much left to your weapon or you for that matter. If a game were going to incorporate a melee system, these weapons would have to have a durability factor to them. No weapon lasts forever especially in this kind of scenario. Though of course the only weapon that has limited use is one of the most effective weapons in the game. This weapon is the chainsaw. So choose wisely what you arm yourself with; it could cost you your life.

    Overall Result: 17 of 20

    I don’t feel I need to reiterate anything that I’ve said above. If you like zombies and testing yourself then rent this game. After you’ve played it and have loved it, go out and buy it. If you walk away from it feeling absolutely nothing, go back to your hello kitty mountain adventure; it will be our little secret.

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    Guild Wars 2 Trailer

    posted @ 12/08/2009 11:14:00 AM by Douceswild


    I played Guild Wars years ago and it just didn't interest me. It was so long ago that I can't even remember what I didn't like about it. The trailer for Guild Wars 2 just hit the internet and it's making me rethink my initial distaste for the MMO.

    Let me start off by saying the graphics in this game are amazing. I'll go even as far as saying that this is probably one of the most gorgeous MMOs' I've seen, next to Aion. The trailer introduces each of the game's five races: Sulvari, Norn, Charr, Asura and Human.

    Guild Wars 2 is due on store shelves in November 2010.


    Guild Wars 2 - The Races of Tyria Trailer - Watch more Game Trailers

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    Wasting Time: The Gun Game

    posted @ 11/18/2009 11:05:00 AM by Vichus Smith
    What better way to waste your time than to fire off a few guns?



    The Gun Game promises to be a realistic simulation by giving you the actual recoil you would feel shooting a gun. Unless you're a real gun enthusiast, you'll just have to take the creator's word for it.





    The main objective of the Gun Game's three main modes to destroy your targets while protecting yourself and your area of the screen, your zone. This is a first person game, of sorts. All you see of your gun-wielding character is a hand (which you can choose to be colored white or brown).

    In the defensive mode, you are protecting your zone from numbered balls heading in your direction. As you hit these balls, the numbers count down, and the balls will eventually shatter.

    Efficiency mode is the most challenging mode of The Gun Game. You still have the task of destroying a ball, but there's a barrier moving around at the same time, giving you a limited area you're allowed to hit. Hit the barrier and you lose a life.



    Offense is the most fun, in which you get to take on another disembodied hand in a one-on-one duel. The enemy gun is a wee bit annoying, because it's a cold and calculating hand that knows just how to kill you off as you struggle to win.





    In the end, who cares if it's a realistic physics simulation or not? If you like a game where you shoot guns, you might want to waste some time with The Gun Game.

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    Borderlands Review

    posted @ 11/09/2009 10:40:00 AM by Douceswild


    I put off getting Gearbox's Borderlands for a bit over a week after the release because I just wasn't sure if this was the game for me. The commercials made it appealing, as did all of the reviews I read, but for $60, I just wasn't sure about this one. Finally, I decided to take a chance and it paid off.

    The first thing you need to know about Borderlands is that if you're not playing this via online or LAN with friends or stranger (either one), then you're probably wasting your time and money. The single-player experience can be boring and frustrating, but when three other players join in for co-op gameplay, you get a mash-up of Phantasy Star Online set in a Fallout 3-esque environment with FPS gameplay similar to Halo and Call of Duty.

    You start off by picking one of four characters: Roland the gun-toting soldier, Lilith the stealth/magic femme, Mordecai the sniper/assassin, and Brick the boxer/tank. Then you guide that character through the familiar RPG "fetch and return" and "kill and/or collect x amount of y" quests throughout the large landscapes and varied dungeons. The overarching story is to find the secret Vault while being guided by a mysterious woman who talks to you in your mind. Don't expect an epic or deep plot here. It serves no other reason than for you to go out and kill things.


    Unlike similar titles like Fallout 3 and Hellgate: London, which use an under-the-hood die roll system to determine combat results, Borderlands has a pure hit or miss factor depending on your aim. If you hit the body, it takes damage. A bullet to the head resutls in a critical hit, causing more damage. So aiming plays a large part in how hard an encounter will be for you. Also, your overall level, weapon level, and weapon proficiency play a large part in the amount of damage you output. If you use the shotgun a lot, then you'll become extremely dangerous with a shotgun. The same goes for pistols, machine guns, rifles, etc.

    Questing and leveling are not the only RPG elements in Borderlands. The skill tree will be familiar to many Diablo 2 and World of Warcraft players. Each character has three distinctive skill trees to apply skill points towards. So even though you may find yourself playing with another Roland, the abilities between the two of you may be noticeably different depending on your skill point allocations. You might spec your Roland to be an all-out damage dealer with guns, the other guys may spec more of a medic, causing his friendly fire to heal teammates. You don't have to worry about being stuck with a particular spec either. You can re-spec anytime, but at a cash cost.

    The loot system has it's pros and cons for me. First of all, there are a LOT of different weapons to find. Some are the same items, but may do fire damage or ice damage, etc, or have different firing rates and magazine sizes. I love feeling of opening a chest or looting an enemy and not knowing what goodies are going to be there. Besides, guns, you'll get randomly generated items including, ammo, grenades and grenade modifiers (fire, corrosion, ice, shock, stickies, bouncies, HP transfusions, etc), gear in the form of power shields, and support mods that affect skill tree allocation. There are color indicators, similar to that of World of Warcraft, that determines rarity (white, green, blue, purple, and orange). This brings me to what I don't like about loot. The game lacks a reasonable way to distribute loot between players other than people making a mad dash for the drops and grabbing whatever they can, regardless of if they can use it or not or it being better suited for another party member, and selling it for cash if it's not an upgrade for them. Also if you want to trade or give an item to another party member, then you have to drop it on the ground and hope the right person picks it up. This can be extremely frustrating if not playing with friends or trusted gamers.



    The visual style of Borderlands just works. The use of solid outlining and bold colors gives it that Street Fighter IV painted look, completely different from the other Unreal Engine 3 titles. This makes the post-apocalyptic industrial wasteland come alive and complements the (at times) over-the-top silliness of the game. The art style is a constant reminder not to take the game too seriously when I see a shotgun-toting midget running at me or boss who gives me the Degeneration X crotch slap before trying to blow my head off.

    As I said before, the game really becomes fun when you add three others into the mix. The more players there are, the harder the enemies become. The harder enemies become, the better the loot becomes. Plus, it's more exciting when you walk into a town full of gun-toting baddies and the group has to work together to survive. Whether you trying to peel a crazed axe-wielder off of your teammate or as a medic, shooting him with healing bullets to keep him alive, the more, the merrier. There are some arena areas that allow for PvP or just whacking an teammate and waiting for them to accept the challenge can start a versus mode, but that usually a way to tell when party members are getting bored or the level 50 cap has been reached and, well, they're bored.


    Death in Borderlands does not mean the end of the fight. While you're down, you have an opportunity to kill an enemy to get a "Second Wind" that brings you back into the fray before bleeding out and respawning. Players can also revive you but at the risk of exposing themselves to danger while doing so. It's extremely frustrating to get taken down during single play, miss the "Second Wind", and have to no one to revive you, resulting in a respawn that incurs a fee each time.

    Many of the boss fights were anti-climatic. Whether in single-player or multi-player, you'll basically find yourself strafing or circling the enemy while shooting everything you have at a weak spot until he drops. Some bosses are able to be exploited by just staying out of engage range and sniping them until they die.

    Many other reviewers had a problem with having to drive or run for long distances throughout the game. I really didn't mind it because it drew me into the massiveness of the areas. Although, without an overlaying map or minimap, it was frustrating to have to constantly pause the game to check the big map for positions an routes. I'm hoping that this, along with the loot and trading system, is something that Gearbox fixes in patches.


    All in all, Borderlands was well worth the money I spent for it. Combining an awesome FPS experience with solid RPG elements and sealing the deal with enjoyable multi-player gameplay keeps me coming back for more even after the 30-ish hours of the main story has been completed. I'm looking forward to the DLC that Gearbox has on the horizon.

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    Wasting Time: Time Fcuk

    posted @ 10/27/2009 01:26:00 PM by Vichus Smith
    It would be a severe oversight to talk about wasting time without mentioning Time Fcuk



    Time Fcuk is a puzzle game that wants to get in your head as much as it wants to test your skill as a puzzle solver.



    The story is that the protaganist's future self comes to his past self and asks him for help; sorry, this is not a fun Marty McFly adventure. As you are warped from one ever more dangerous room to another, you get the feeling that you might not want to trust your future self.



    Your only objective is to find your way out of the room you have been sent to. All you have to do is warp time and space. Simple, right? Be ready to have lots of "Eureka!" moments as you finally tackle these tough puzzles. Even though it's a time paradox if you do, you can die, only to be brought back to the same spot, good as new.

    It's highly recoomended that you take a chance from this, especially if you were a fan of Valve's Portal. Besides giving you a wicked challenge to screw with your mind, you also have a companion with very puzzling (and disturbing) comments to make.

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    This Holiday Season Brings with it a fairytale.

    posted @ 9/29/2009 10:08:00 PM by Pandalicious


    Ho Ho Ho! Merry Bloodshed!

    Holiday season this year seems to be chuck full of trinkets, accessories and games that will titillate gamers during these cold hibernating months. If the buzz and hype doesn’t keep us all warm, our fingers frantically pushing, rotating and flicking will do it for us!

    Those of us under the XBOX360 mantle have several games to look forward to this holiday. Some of our lists of games may look similar like: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Assassins Creed 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Brutal Legend, and Halo ODST. However since we are all different but all seem to harbor a sliver of desire for pixilated bloodshed and mutilation let me shed some light on a little game called Fairytale Fights.

    This was the first closed demo that I got to catch a glimpse of at E3 ’09. It seemed harmless enough, very colorful and animated. It wasn’t until a few moments later that I noticed that the color red splashed over the screen far more often than any other color. It had an odd sense of Christmas really, green rolling hills, splattered with the blood of the innocent; it leaves a warm fuzzy feeling deep inside my heart.

    Innovation was on the forefront of Playlogic Entertainment’s mind when this game came into being. They took something that was wholesome and pure from our childhood (Which is ironic since most fairytales weren’t very happy at all in their proper contexts), gave them a hatchet, an arsenal of very sharp, pain-inflicting weapons and let them duke it out the way we always imagined they would. Of course this could only done on a hack n slash platform. The most interesting fact about this game is that it runs on the unreal engine 3.

    Fairytale Fights comes to XBOX360 and the PS3. Sorry you Wii lovers this game will not be coming to you, but I know you as well as I think you do, I’m sure you have one of the two consoles stated previously, so you’ll enjoy it too! If the chance arises to give this game a run through, it is suggested you do so. A little bloodshed didn’t hurt anyone did it? (Well…you know what I mean.)

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    Pure (PC Review)

    posted @ 11/18/2008 01:31:00 PM by Douceswild



    If you love racing ATVs’ with insane jumps and aerial maneuvers then I’ve got the game you should look into. You might want to add Blackrock Studio’s trick-based ATV racer, Pure, to your holiday wish list



    Pure builds on ATV racing gameplay adding detailed customization and physically and realistically impossible stunts to execute within gorgeous environments. A few minor irritations arise as the game progresses.

    In the fashion of SSX Tricky, Each race provides you with some basic level tricks, which can be pulled off by pressing a series of keys. Successfully landing the tricks will boost your gauge and unlocks a new tier of tricks. This is nothing new or revolutionary in this genre but Pure manages to keep it simple and get it right.



    Managing your jump speed plays a big part in the game. When approaching a jump, you have to choose how much boost to use because it has a direct impact on how insane your stunts will be. In the later levels of the game, it becomes more important to manage your boost for stunt quality as opposed to just exerting the boost speed to make it to the finish faster than the others.

    The track system adds to the enjoyment of the game. There are so many branching routes with hidden shortcuts providing an advantage to anyone who takes the time to become familiar with the layout the tracks.

    Now I’ll give you for the aggravating part, which is minor, but still aggravating. The collisions can be a pain in the arse and they happen too frequently for my taste. Getting bumped by some other racer, costing me precious time is one thing, but when it happens constantly then I’m a bit put off by it. I’m not an ATV expert but I can’t see this happening in the real events. I haven’t played the multiplayer part of Pure, but the collision can be switched off in that mode, which is a good thing.

    Overall, Pure is a fun game because it sticks to what works for the genre and while still maintaining it’s enjoyment factor. The stunts are amazing, as well as the locations you race through. Fans of ATV racing should definitely check this one out on the PC, Xbox 360, or PS3.

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    WotLK Priced, Dated, and CE'd

    posted @ 9/15/2008 02:49:00 PM by Douceswild


    Acti-Blizzard (Activision/Blizzard) has announced that the newest expansion to the frighteningly successful mmorpg, Wrath of the Lich King, will simultaneously hit stores in North America, Europe, Mexico, Argentina, Chile, and Russia, simultaneously on November 13th. Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand will get the game the following day. Korea and the regions of Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau will have to wait until the November 18th.

    The standard expansion will sell for $40 and the Collector's edition will set you back $70. The CE will include:

    — The Art of World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King, a 208-page book featuring never-before-seen images from the game.
    — An exclusive in-game pet: Frosty, the baby frost wyrm.
    — A behind-the-scenes DVD containing over an hour of developer interviews, the Wrath of the Lich King intro cinematic with director's commentary, and more.
    — The official soundtrack CD, containing 21 epic tracks from the game, along with exclusive bonus tracks.
    — A mouse pad featuring a map of the newly opened continent of Northrend.
    — Two World of Warcraft Trading Card Game March of the Legion(TM) starter decks, along with two exclusive cards available only in the Collector's Edition.

    You have from Thursday, September 18th, you have almost two months to decide if you're going to stick with Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning or jump over to World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.

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    MegaTen To Hit the States

    posted @ 9/12/2008 09:30:00 AM by Douceswild


    Shin Megami Tensei: Imagine Online fans will be pleased to know that the popular Japanese MMO will soon be released in the European and North American online PC gaming markets in four languages: English, French, German and Spanish.

    The game was recently acquired from Atlus, by Aeria Games which means that it will be following in their "Free To Play" motto. Aeria Games has some awesome massively multiplayer titles and Shin Megami Tensei: Imagine Online, or MegaTen as it's known, will be a great addition to the lineup.

    Set in a post-apocalyptic Tokyo somewhere between Shin Megami Tensei 1 and 2, players choose one of three factions - the order preserving Law, system crashing Chaos, and mercenary Neutrals - and utilize a real-time strategic fighting system to help defeat the demons running rampant throughout the city. It features many of the mainstays of the main series, including Devil Partnership and Devil Fusing to create new breeds,

    MegaTen offers numerous unique features:

    * Strategic Real-time Fighting System - Choose between attacking, parrying and defending in real time.
    * Diverse Weaponry – Use a wide array of weapons from medieval swords to modern-day rifles and handguns.
    * Devil Partnership – Players negotiate with devils to assist in battle and missions.
    * Devil Fusing – Players can combine multiple devils to create new breeds.
    * Private Dungeons – In addition to the public battle areas, players can access private dungeons to hunt and collect items with their friends.


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    Far Cry SE On The Way

    posted @ 9/08/2008 01:16:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    It's rare that I buy new video game titles. In all honesty more times than not I rent titles first to figure out if I want plunk down the benjis for them and then traipse down to the local videogameria to pick them up. But if you are like me, you want to get more bang for your buck when you do purchase titles, and Ubisoft has some good news for you.

    FarCry 2 will be shipping October 21st on the XB360, PS3, and PC platforms, but what is great about this news is that there will be a GameStop only special edition
    available now for pre-order that will give you
    • 6 Bonus Missions [approx. 3hrs of additional content]
    • A fold out map of the FarCry 2 world
    • and
    • "Exclusive" game packaging

    I'm not sure what that last one means and it's taking far too long to download the pr kit for the thing, so here's a pic that I ganked from the interwebs.

    Personally, I'm not a huge FarCry fan, but if I was I'd probably pick up the SE version of the title, I seem to be trending that way more and more with games that I purchase. For my 50 bucks plus I want some audio, artwork, bonus costumes or content in the game. It somehow makes me feel less hosed when I drop 100 bucks and go home with only two games.

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    How Good Looking Are You?

    posted @ 8/15/2008 01:58:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    I only ask the question because Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People is available on the PC and Wii now, and you might want to pick it up.

    I was a huge Homestarrunner.com fan a while back, but ESH, the day job, and web comics pretty much eat up all of my time. But Telltale Games is pretty proud of the new game and have a whole page devoted to it. Check it out here, and read more about the game below... here.

    From the press release:
    In the season premiere, Strong Bad's plans to beat the snot out of his rival Homestar Runner backfire, and he ends up with an unwanted houseguest cramping his style. Now he needs to get life back to normal, by any means possible. Comical point-and-click gameplay progresses the story, with side quests, mini games, achievements, and an "extended play" sandbox mode that unlocks after the story is completed rounding out the game experience.

    New episodes can be downloaded from the Wii Shop Channel each month for 1000 Wii Points, and the game takes advantage of the WiiConnect24 technology by giving players the ability to send Strong Bad-themed emails to Wii friends directly from the Lappy. Photos taken using the in-game camera feature can be attached to emails, allowing players to show off Easter eggs uncovered or hidden costumes collected during the game.

    "We are very excited," said a Videlectrix spokesperson from his pretend high-rise office, "Our last game topped out at 8 bits. We've heard this one might reach 9 or 10!"

    Downloadable versions of each Strong Bad episode will also be available for the PC exclusively from Telltale's website, with preorders starting today at www.telltalegames.com/strongbad. Episodes can be purchased individually for $8.95 or as part of a five-episode subscription for $34.95. As with Telltale's popular Sam & Max series, customers who purchase the full series from Telltale will later be eligible to get a disc version for the cost of shipping and handling.

    After the "Homestar Ruiner" premiere on August 11, storylines in the monthly episodes will run the gamut from political struggles to rock’n roll to the world of videogames (of course), building to the exciting season finale in December. Many fan favorite characters from Free Country USA will appear in each episode, along with special new super 8-bit style mini-games from Videlectrix.

    I guess it's time to get some Wii Points.

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    Recruit a WoW Friend and Win...A New Mount!

    posted @ 8/06/2008 09:33:00 AM by Douceswild

    Blizzard has implemented a new "Recruit a Friend" initiative for existing subscribers. If you talk a bud into signing up for 30 days then, you get 30 days of free gameplay. Talk them into sticking around for 60 days and you get a nice swift Zhevra mount. Some of the other bonuses are triple the normal XP gain and for every two levels your friend gains, "they can grant one level of experience to any one of your characters of lower level." That's not a bad deal at all.

    Here's the FAQ copied from Blizzard's website with more details on the program.

    Recruit-A-Friend FAQ


    What is "Recruit-A-Friend"?

    Our new friend referral system allows you to recruit some of your friends to join you in World of Warcraft by sending them an invitation email containing a trial activation key. With this key, your friends will be able to set up their own trial accounts.

    To start this process log on to the Account Management section and click the Recruit-A-Friend button. This will take you to the actual friend referral page, where you can enter a friend's email address and name one at a time. If you want, you can also enter a message that will be included in the invitation email.



    How can I earn the exclusive in-game mount?

    For each person you refer who upgrades to a retail version of World of Warcraft and purchases two months of game time, you will be able to give a character on the account you sent the invitation from an exclusive in-game zhevra mount. This unique mount can be claimed through the website, is only available to Recruit-A-Friend participants, and can only be applied to a single character.



    What in-game benefits do we get while the accounts we play are linked?

    1. Characters on both accounts can summon each other once per hour.
    2. While adventuring with your linked friend/family member, you will each gain triple experience.
    3. For every two levels the new player earns, the new player can grant one free level-up to a lower-level character played by the veteran player.



    How long will I be linked to my recruit?

    The link between the accounts will last for 90 days from the date that your recruit creates an account. Remember that for the link to work properly, your recruit must create a new World of Warcraft account using the 10-day trial key in your invitation email.



    When my friend/family member upgrades from a trial account to a full version of the game, will that break the link between the accounts?

    Nope! Your friend/family member will have to upgrade to continue playing past the 10-day trial, and the accounts you play will stay linked until the full 90 days have passed.



    If my friend/family member recruits another friend/family member, am I linked to that person too?

    No, these benefits only apply to the person that you referred directly.



    Are there any limits on when and where I can summon my friend?

    You and your recruit may only summon new characters of equal or lower level to the character you are playing. There is a one-hour cooldown on this summoning ability. Also, once one of the characters reaches level 60, the summon will no longer function.



    Do I always gain triple experience while I am linked to my recruit?

    No, only when you are partied with a character on the linked account and both players are present when slaying the monster or completing the quest. Also, if the two characters are not the same level, only the lower-level character is given the experience boost.



    Is quest experience tripled too?

    Yes, but only if the quest was not trivial (gray difficulty) for either character.



    Do normal experience rules apply?

    Yes, if a monster is trivial to either player, no experience boost is given.



    How does this affect / stack with Rest State experience?

    While you are partied with a linked recruit, any Rest State you have accumulated is not consumed. Only the tripled experience from the Recruit-A-Friend program is applied.



    What if I'm partied with multiple recruits who I'm "linked" to? Do I get quadruple, sextuple experience?

    No, you can only ever gain a maximum of triple experience regardless of how many linked recruits you are partied with.



    Are there any limitations to granting levels to characters played by the veteran player?

    Yes. The recruit may not grant a level to a character that is equal to or higher than the current level of the character he or she is playing.
    Additionally, the recruit may not grant a level to a character that is level 60 or higher.



    How can I earn the free 30-day credit?

    For each person you refer who upgrades to a retail version of World of Warcraft and purchases his or her first month of game time, the account you sent the invitation from will receive a free credit of 30 days of play time.



    Can I use the free 30-day credit on a different account or at a different time?

    No, the 30 days of play time are immediately applied to the account you sent the invitation from once your recruit pays for his or her first month.



    Can I earn multiple 30-day credits and mounts with Recruit-A-Friend?

    Yes! These rewards will be given to you for each account you refer that meets the criteria listed above.



    If my recruit cancels the account before purchasing subscription time, can I still earn the 30-day credit or the in-game mount?

    If the recruit later comes back, reactivates the account, and purchases subscription time, you will still be eligible for the rewards. Additionally, you can always invite more friends/family members to try World of Warcraft through the Recruit-A-Friend system.


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    New Stargate Worlds Gameplay Trailer

    posted @ 7/28/2008 09:53:00 AM by Douceswild

    I'm a huge fan of Stargate Atlantis and a small fan of Stargate SG-1, but I love the concept and storyline of both. That's why I'm looking forward to the upcoming mmo, Stargate Worlds.

    This game shows a lot of potential. Check out the new gameply trailer. My only concern is that all combat seems to focus on gunplay, which I don't mind, but I'd like the option for hand-to-hand combat, kind of like Ronin and the entire Satedan race. I'm curious to see if that gets incorporated later.



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    Return of the Omnipotent?

    posted @ 7/07/2008 08:00:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    It's Monday again, and it's time once more for a new episode of the ESH podcast.

    I hope you guys and gals from the land of ESH had a happy and safe holiday weekend. I know I did, and I'm pretty sure that Panda did. Today we have another NinJa/Panda podcast episode where NinJa goes a bit in depth on the video game GRID and Panda shares some of her first impressions on the Diablo 3 announcement. It's a nearly all video game fun-packed episode, that you should totally pick up right now.

    Don't believe me, here are some of the titles we decided not to use that came from the episode:
    • Do You Question My Skills? (When don't I?)
    • You Shouldn't Rape Your Tech They Can't Say "No."
    • The Story of a Ninja Called Spanky
    • ESHDog Cannot Be Controlled
    • Lik eSands In an Hourglass, These Are The Races of Our Lives
    • Ive Got Anal Leakage, But I'm Not Anxious About It.
    • When ESHMom Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy
    • Omnipotent Does Not Equal Omniscient
    • Never Trust Cheese That Doesn't Melt
    • In Diablo 4, He Fights That Super Boxer From Russia
    • If She's Got Multiple Boobies, Who's Looking At Her Face?
    • If You Think That Anal Leakage Is Bad, Guess What Her Armpits Do
    • Is It Time For A WoW Siesta?
    • WoW Craves, Diablo Saves Saves
    • and
    • Coming Soon: Smackdown! Diable VS Bobby Flay

    It's a good episode, so grab your coffee and enjoy ESH podcast episode 104: My Senses Are There, My Balls Are Not Inert, Lock & Load, Let's Go!

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    The Hell Lord Cometh!

    posted @ 6/28/2008 08:03:00 AM by Douceswild
    The ice wall on Blizzard Entertainment's website has finally melted away and at the Blizzard Entertainment Worldwide Invitational, they announce Diablo 3.

    It's been a LONG time since we've had another installment to the very popular Diablo series. Well the wait for Diablo 3 is almost over. You can find details as well gameplay video here.


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    Technical Difficulties Suck

    posted @ 5/26/2008 10:00:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    Being Monday, we had to hit you with a new episode of the podcast... but this one probably should have been left in the oven a bit longer.

    Poor Pandalicious has having some serious internet issues which left Evermore with a hell of a job editing a show together, but they pulled it off pretty damn well if you ask me. In this episode of the podcast, Panda shares her top five video games of 2008 [so far] with you. There are a couple of honorable mentions and a list that I only have a single problem with. Let's see if you can guess which game gives me the heebie geebies.

    Have a seat and enjoy: My Top 5: Video Games of 2008.

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    New Podcast Day: Episode 93

    posted @ 4/14/2008 12:27:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    Another Monday bears forth another new episode of the ESH podcast, and this one is as entertaining as all the rest.

    Today, Pandalicious takes you through the anime series Bus Gamer based on the short series manga of the same name while NinJaSistah [slow on the update, admittedly] talks about her new Portal/OrangeBox experience. Even though MagicMystic was MIA for this recording, the girls were still able to find a way to off on some interesting tangents.

    Don't believe me? Here are the rejected episode titles:
    • Sitting In The Ooze, Waiting To Respawn
    • The Office Was Empty, But It Wasn't The Weekend
    • My Companion Cube Was Alone On Valentines Day
    • Nobody Ate Anybody In Staying Alive Either
    • Somebody Ought To Put That Morality Chip Into Dick Chaney
    • That Dude In Portal? He's A Chick
    • Dat Cube Gotta Go!
    • Hot Man Candy Has A Gooey Center
    • Walk Softly and Carry A Big Lead Pipe
    • Muppets Singin About Killing Me Scares Me
    • I'm Not Comfortable With A Man Having A Baby
    • It's An Animated World, And I'm An Animated Girl
    • The World Wildlife Fund Has Nothing On Them
    • and
    • I'd Tell You About The Third Episode, But I've Slept Since Then


    So grab another cup o' joe and take a listen to ESH podcast episode 93: You Can't Have Your Cake And Cheat It Too!

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    Are You Ready To Play the GAX Game?

    posted @ 3/07/2008 09:30:00 PM by Douceswild


    It’s always been a dream of mine to have a place where gamers and like-minded individuals as myself could hang out share thoughts and opinions. Well that dream has come true!!

    Myspace has dominated the online social community for a long time. Although, it’s a good place to hang out, meet people, and share life experiences, it has always been hard for me to find a group that I fit into there. Even with the few gaming, anime, and technology groups that exist on Myspace, I’m very limited to what I can do once I join.

    Well there’s a place for you and me now at GAX. GAX is a social community for gamers, movie enthusiasts, anime-lovers, etc. The site is named after the late Gary Gygax (July 27, 1938 – March 4, 2008), the author of the well-known fantasy role-playing game, Dungeons & Dragons (D&D). GAX allows members to created and decorated their own page, invite friends, create and join member-created groups of various topics, create blogs, and much more! There’s also an active and live chat running on every page.

    Sign up. It’s free! Who knows? Your blog may be featured on the main page of GAX!

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    Your M-M-O-RPG Is Now M-O-B-I-L-E

    posted @ 3/04/2008 12:42:00 PM by Douceswild
    Wouldn’t it be awesome to play your favorite mmorpg on a portable device? I know what you’re thinking. “I do that already with my laptop.” Well I’m talking about something just a bit more portable than your average-sized laptop.

    How many times have you missed the train or bus to work because you didn’t want to log out of your mmorpg? Have you ever wished you could take your mmorpg with you on that long family trip so you’ll have something to do in the car? Well the OQO model 0.2 might be what you’re looking for. The OQO is basically an ultra mobile PC capable of running XP or Vista and weighs about one pound. You can also play a variety of other pc games on the system.

    Here’s World of World fully functioning on the system.



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    Not That Easy To Get Out of Woo's Stranglehold

    posted @ 11/18/2007 10:33:00 AM by Douceswild

    It's hard to look at Midway's and John Woo's video game creation, Stranglehold, and not think ''another Max Payne rip-off" which is ironic because Max Payne was a tribute to John Woo's classic Hong Kong action flick Hard Boiled with its slow-motion and heavy-action. Both games revolve around a badass cop dodging, diving, and shooting all over the place in slow-motion. Stranglehold manages to incorporate the gameplay mechanics that made Max Payne such a huge success while throwing in its own Hong Kong flare.

    Fans of Hard Boiled will enjoy seeing Chow Yun-Fat reprise his role as Inspector Tequila, a rogue cop on the Hong Kong police force. Stranglehold takes place many years after Hard Boiled, and when a member of the force is murdered by one of Hong Kong's major gangs, Tequila steps up to put a lot of bullets in a lot of people and somewhere in there, Tequila's former girlfriend and daughter both end up being held hostage.

    A lot of people get shot in Stranglehold. The body count gets pretty high when enemies come flying out of every nook and cranny of each stage, and always with guns blazing. There's plenty of opportunities to use the bullet time or Tequila Time, as it's called in Stranglehold, and not difficult at all, sometimes being as easy as pushing a button.

    Tequila can interact with almost every piece of scenery in a level. For instance, when running up to a table, you can choose to slide right over it, or kick it over and use it as temporary cover until it's blown to bits. When running to a wall, you can dash up it and dive even further than usual. You can run up or slide down a nearby rail. I think you get the idea. Pieces of the environment can also be shot or otherwise destroyed to use to your advantage. If an enemy is standing underneath a neon sign, shoot it and it will fall on him. Exploding barrels are all over the place. Do I even need to say more?


    Pulling off stylish moves throughout the game fills up a meter that lets you trigger one of four different "Tequila bombs” which are special abilities that vary from recharging your health, to letting you spin around while still shooting, killing all the enemies surrounding you, all while doves go fluttering off into the sky (You had to know Woo would throw the doves in there.). Another is the accurate-shot ability, which lets you move a targeting reticle in slow motion to any part of an enemy's body, and then watch the bullet fly directly to its target. The next ability is an all-out barrage of invincibility and limitless gunfire that usually lasts long enough to clear the room.


    I'm not sure if the last element of game play can be considered an ability or minigame. Periodically, Tequila will enter into a standoff with a group of enemies. These standoffs quickly snap Tequila's focus around from one enemy to the next. Using both analog sticks on the controller, you have to simultaneously dodge enemy gunfire and move a targeting reticle over enemies to take them out one by one. It's a lot easier than it sounds.

    By no means is Stranglehold a hard game. The early portions of the game are a bit of a cakewalk at times, even while you're getting used to the different abilities. Around the third level you'll actually have to use those different abilities smartly to survive. Cover points are also helpful, though you'll rarely stay in one place for very long, as the environment around you tends to get destroyed very quickly. The Tequila bombs can be a lifesaver in a few situations, though they also tend to make a few of the boss fights overly easy. Turning the game up to the hard difficulty level fixes that some, but not by much.

    In addition the short single-player campaign, there are some bonuses to buy through an extras shop. John Woo himself sits behind the counter to peddle his wares. The multi-player mode isn't that interesting and feels like it was just thrown in. You can only engage in standard deathmatches or team deathmatches with up to six players. The multiplayer is similar to the single-player game, just not as good. Maps are a bit shorter, and though you can use Tequila Time in multiplayer, its scattered execution in this mode makes it all but worthless. You can't go into slo-mo unless you and your opponents all have a full Tequila time meter. It almost becomes pointless because by the time the meter is full, you could have already taken out your opponents.

    Stranglehold is a decent game with a few shortcomings. The destructible environment is visually amazing. On the downside, character models are not especially detailed and the animations are lacking. The game does run smoothly aside from the occasionally hiccup from the camera trying to keep pace with the fast action.

    Stranglehold won't revolutionize the shooter genre. It's more of a re-vamp of an idea that already exists but it's tweaked enough to succeed. It can get repetitive but there's enough exciting action here to keep shooter fans interested. It's a short trip but the journey is fun and amusing on whatever system you play it on.

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    Is the Gun Mightier Than the Sword?

    posted @ 9/10/2007 06:42:00 PM by Douceswild

    Would you trade in your level 70 epic two-handed sword for a high-ranking blaster with burst-rounds? NC Soft gives you the opportunity to do so in their sci-fi furturistic mmorpg, Tabula Rasa.

    I ha€™ve been playing the Tabula Rasa beta for a few weeks and I have to say that it's a bit refreshing to take a break from swords and shields and pick up guns and mow down mobs in a planetary battle for the survival of the human race. A similar setting was tried in 2001 with Anarchy Online, but that online game appealed to a certain type of gamer. I think Tabula Rasa is similar-fated.

    Do I think it's a good game? Based on the beta, it'€™s decent. I enjoyed grabing my guns and racing to secure a drop point being attacked by aliens. The numerous fetch quests didn'€™t seem as redundant while trying to survive an ambush set by an invading species. Will this mmorpg be better than World of Warcraft? Let'€™s not get carried away. From what I'€™ve played so far, the game is a LONG way from being as detailed and jaw-dropping as WoW. The final version is slated for an October 2nd, 2007 release. Give it a try if you'€™re looking for something different in your online gaming.

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    The Return of a Company

    posted @ 8/26/2007 02:49:00 AM by Monkey Doo
    Creative Sparks was a video game company that existed in the 1980's. After releasing several video games, it went the way of the fallen leaf like that of many similar game development houses of the time did.

    Now, however, Creative Sparks has reformed with some of the old cast, and they have a game in the works that has definitely grabbed my attention.

    The working title on it thus far is simply "Pirate Simulator." They claim it will be the most realistic pirate simulator to do, with all kinds of cool features. The time line for your adventure is from 1500 till 2000. As the years go by, the ships become better and better. Your original character won't be in charge anymore of course. Your ship and fleet will pass to your family or your first mate depending on whether you get married or not. You can choose from any number of nations, or just sail under your own flag. The game itself looks gorgeous, but I think a picture or two speaks more then anything I could say.

    That's just a small taste of the wicked coolness of this game. =D You can definetly expect cool things from Creative Sparks because they are not only working on this, but they are starting work on a Starfleet simulator.

    You can check out Pirate Simulator here

    And check out other cool screenshots here

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    Alienware's Not for Killing Only Aliens Anymore

    posted @ 5/03/2007 10:26:00 PM by evermore
    See the Alienware ad pictured here? It must be advertising a game with a bomb ass helicopter gunship, right? Wrong. This Alienware computer is not for games with bomb ass helicopter gunships. It's for the people who build and operate bomb ass helicopter gunships.

    Click the picture to see it in extreme close-up. The ad is designed to entice the U.S. military to purchase the ultra-high-end gaming machine for purposes other than gaming.

    When you think about it, it's a perfect way to get skittish teens to join military service. Join the Army and play your favorite video games on a machine with quad-core Intel Xeon processors with an Nvidia Quadro FX 3500 PCI Express 256MB graphics card. Oh, yeah, and build stuff to kill people who don't look like you.

    And everyone wondered why Dell bought out Alienware. Here's your answer.


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    DMC4: Yeah, On XB360 Too

    posted @ 4/19/2007 12:36:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    Oooooh, Sony's gotta be a tad peeved on this one but just in case you missed it, DMC4 is going to be on the XB 360 as well as the PC.

    That's gotta smart.

    So remember back a few months ago when Capcom SWORE that it was going to be exclusive to the PS3. Like, the pinky swore to Sony and before God that it was going to never EVER going to have any other home than on the PS3. Well, they lied. They are dirty, rotten, skinky, [I mean in desperate need of a bath] liars... but that's a good thing. Why? Because, more DMC4 madness on more platforms means more likely to have an online component.

    Can you imaging Dante and Nero and maybe even Virgil grudge matches over XBLive? What about those old mansion survival modes? Remember those? [I made it 35 levels once... once] Imagine rooms and rooms of those mansions filled with other Live players in a winner takes all type melee battle. Can't imagine it? I hope that Capcom does.


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    New Podcast Day

    posted @ 3/25/2007 10:27:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    Another Monday, another new episode of the Electric Sista Hood podcast. This time MagicMysticGrl and NinjaSistah go it alone to talk of things manwa and PC gaming in nature.

    Well, not literally nature as is grass and trees and earth, but I'm sure you get the meaning. MagicMysticGrl shares some insights on the manwa title Can't Lose You by Wann which has the making of a great movie or at least daytime soap opera. Can't Lose You starts off like the Prince and the Pauper, but adds a layer of "say what?" and "you're related to who?" to keep the reader flipping through each volumes pages ferociously.

    NinjaSistah kicks off the newly sponsored PC game title reviews thanks to Velocity Micro with, amazingly enough, World of Warcraft! Shame it had to be on a week where Pandalicious couldn't join the crew. If you want to know if WoW has a new addict fan or not, you're just going to have to give this episode a listen.

    Submitted for your approval, is Episode 44: Pointing Out My Inadequacy.

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    What the Hell Is It?

    posted @ 3/05/2007 12:04:00 AM by evermore
    That's what we wondered when we first saw it. One thing we knew for sure was that it wouldn't comfortably fill any orifice that we had around the house.

    Where did it come from? From the newest sponsor of the ElectricSistaHood podcast and website, the fine folks at Velocity Micro, makers of powerful PC gaming desktop and laptop computers.

    Last week we received a test laptop from Velocity Micro, equipped with Microsoft Vista, so we could test out PC games for you on Microsoft's latest operating system.

    Only there was just one little problem. The pictured plug here is what they sent to us in order to recharge the laptop battery. I don't know about you, but there's not a plug-in in all of Virginia that I know about that will accept this thing. So the Velocity Micro laptop remains unpowered.

    We contacted the Velocity Micro folks, and they were very apologetic. They didn't know where the funny plug came from, but they assured us we would get another one in a day or two by mail...

    ...Only they sent it to Massachusetts instead (where Ninjasistah is spending time with her family). So the new plug is going the circuitous route from Richmond, Va. (where Velocity Micro is based) to Boston, Mass. and then back down to northern Virginia.

    They don't know why we got the funny plug, either. They say they don't do any international units -- that all their units ship with a standard 3-prog plug.

    The whole confusing situation should be ironed out in a few days, and you'll hear about our experience with this powerful Velocity Micro laptop and all the video games we try to run on a Windows Vista PC.


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    Out With the Old and In With the New

    posted @ 2/20/2007 10:46:00 PM by Douceswild
    The time has come for me to upgrade one of my gaming machines. My computer needed to be beefed up so I thought I’d give you a before and after look at the past and present of my PC transformation.

    My computer has been in need of an overhaul for the longest time. I’ve just been putting it off because it has been getting the job done as far as gaming and internet browsing, so I saw no need to drop the cash on a better system. My GeForce 128MB MX 4000 PCI graphics card and 512MB of RAM was more than enough to keep World of Warcraft running decently and looking good on the Dell Intel Pentium 4, 2.20GHz processor, and 60gig hard drive kept the machine operating smoothly. It came with a 17” flat screen Dell monitor that looks pretty sweet.
    I’ve had my eye on another MMORPG named Vanguard Saga of Heroes but after some research, I found that my system was barely meeting the minimum requirements to run it at a playable performance. After some research on some new parts, I found out that it would probably be cheaper (and safer) to purchase a new system rather than attempt to upgrade my current one.

    As of last Friday, I am the proud owner of a Compaq Intel Pentium 4 3.00GHz processor with 1gig of RAM, 160gig hard drive, and a GeForce NX 6600 LE 256MB graphics card. This baby is running Windows Vista Ultimate and I’m loving it. I can’t believe I waited so long to get this done. As soon as I fired it up, I noticed the difference in video playback and internet performance. I was completely floored to notice the improvements in graphics when I booted up World of Warcraft on my Phillips/Magnavox 32” widescreen LCD HDTV monitor. The game was good-looking before, but now it’s absolutely gorgeous. The new MMORPG, Vanguard, installed and loaded up with no problems, but I’ll get into more details on that once I do my review of the game after the initial trial month.

    Don’t get me wrong. I know that my new computer is nowhere near the top of the line uber systems that are on the market, but as for what I need out of a computer at the moment, this baby does deliver. I look forward to bringing you more gaming, anime, and gadget news from this machine and to all of those who are unfortunate to come across me in WoW PvP Battlegrounds now, I only have these words for you.

    YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE, ARTARDS!!


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    Why is This Woman Smiling?

    posted @ 2/15/2007 12:44:00 AM by evermore
    Judging by the expression on this woman's face, she is having the time of her life. Obviously, it is the result of what she is viewing on the Icuiti video eyewear. See if you can guess what she is watching:

    A. The L Word
    B. Apple's latest "I'm a Mac" ad on TV
    C. A giant fort of unsold PlayStation 3 consoles at Best Buy
    D. Porn
    E. Nothing at all -- she's a model, dammit!

    The answer, of course, is E. A woman who looks like that wouldn't be caught dead wearing a plastic pair of wraparound shades connected to a video game (as you can see from the expanded view below).

    The nerdy guy also portrayed on this page? His expression is much more believable. The device, called the iWear VR920, purports to let you "step inside" the game via a "3-degree-of-freedom head tracker."




    Icuiti is marketing the device for players of MMORPG games like World of Warcraft, but it can also play on consoles, according to the accompanying literature. Here are some other features of the device:

    • Designed for use with a laptop or standard PC through a simple USB and VGA connection
    • Big 62-inch virtual display viewed at 9 feet
    • Built-in noise canceling microphone for Internet VOIP communications
    • Integrated “non-dangling” headphones that can be upgraded or removed to allow the user to plug in their own headset
    • Supports component video-in from the latest generation of game consoles


    We've seen lots of virtual video headsets over the years and none have yet caught on in the gaming world. Will the iWear VR920 catch on? Not as long as it makes you look like Geordi LaForge hanging out at the beach.


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    Game Hardware Shopper

    posted @ 12/03/2006 11:43:00 PM by geekwoman
    Holiday Hardware Guide by Geek Woman

    If you are looking for some shopping advice on game hardware for the female, or male, gamer on your list then hopefully this article will help you understand it all. The location that is preferred for a game environment is an important choice to be aware of if you are shopping for games and accessories for your gamer. Games come in three basic types which are the PC, Console or Handheld. I'm going to try and give you the keys to the kingdom of the consoles.

    First of all "What is a game console?" These are a box like machine that you attach to a TV set. Games are played with a controller that is held in the hands and effects the action on the screen. These have indeed been around since Pong and Pac Man, and if that is where you left the game trail, then you might be glad to know that those old school or retro games are still offered, in game packs and collections. Sometimes they have been updated and upgraded. If you want to pick up something like that for a gift you need to know the brand name and the model of the console or game device that your gamer has. Write it down and take it with you when you go shopping.

    Some people opt for playing games on their PC rather than on the television. It seems that older people and women are the dominant demographic that enjoy using the PC for gaming. PC game - play are very popular for playing the massively multiplayer online games or MMOG's. Games such as World of Warcraft or Guild Wars are played on a PC with a keyboard and mouse. These games enable the player to interact with thousands of other players. Some of them also include the ability to talk to the other people while you are playing with them. Thought those features have been developing more slowly on PC. If your friend is playing an MMO there aren't many additional accessories for those. If they are a Guild Wars Player they may not have the new chapter called Nightfall which is a great game to add to the original Guild Wars or to buy it as a stand alone game. There are the Limited Edition Keyboards that are available for the MMORPG (massively multiplayer online role playing) games that are good looking and work well which are sold by a company called Zboard. Zboards

    Perhaps the best way to determine what console to buy is to go by the age of the person who will be playing it. Right now there are three "next gen" consoles. Last year in November Microsoft upgraded their hardware and it is called the Xbox 360. It has mid - range graphics. There are over 100 games available for it at this time. The games are mainly of the first person shooter type or FPS and sports games. If you have heard of Halo 2 and Gears of War, or Oblivion those are titles for the Xbox 360. These games are for a mature crowd. The action is fast paced and bloody. Often the most popular games for the "360" carry a "T" for Teen or an "M" for Mature rating. Those ESRB ratings mean that Teens of 17 and 18 years old and above are the recommended age limit. These ratings can mean that there could be language or behaviors that some people would consider too crude for younger kids. It is no joke either. If you have a mix of older and younger kids in the house, the choice of games is crucial and requires your attention as much as monitoring what movies on DVD or cable that your younger kids could get into.

    With Xbox the online aspect is called Xbox Live. A paid subscription is required for this additional service. With the online feature more games and demos are available to download directly into the console. The console can be bought with one of a few choices of hard drive size for saving downloadable games and other functions. Xbox Live gives players access to playing with many other players at the same time. It isn't 'massively' multiplayer as it is with with PC. Although large groups of strangers can interact with each other in an open ended party - line conversation. There are over 4 million users on Xbox Live. Xbox Live has something of a reputation for "Trash -Talking" which in short, means that a player that is wearing the headphones is opening themselves up to the possibility of hearing unkind and curse word laced tirades about the flaws in their game from other players. There is no one monitoring these conversations and there is no one censoring what the others could be saying. Because of this tendency, I would not recommend the Xbox 360 for little girls or young women under 18.

    Costs for the annual subscription is approximately $50 US, its called Xbox Live Gold which includes voice chat, and Xbox Marketplace for gamers to buy and sell content. Sometimes original games, and old school arcade titles are downloadable. Xbox 360 works on HD TVs. They claim to have 250 old Xbox or "original Xbox" games that will play on the new console. Be careful to look up a list online for games that are called "backwards compatible" prior to inserting an old Xbox game into the Xbox 360. The digital media that it plays are DVD-Video, DVD-ROM, DVD-R/RW, DVD+R/RW, CD-DA, CD-ROM, CD-R, CD-RW, WMA CD, MP3 CD, JPEG Photo CD.

    Microsoft has two variations of Xbox 360 available for sale. One has the Xbox 360 faceplate, and a Silver Xbox Live package, $300 known as a core package, that comes with one wired controller, standard A/V cable, and the console. The Gold package is required to actually play online games. There is a $400 system with a 20 GB hard drive, Xbox 360 Remote Controller, High Definition TV component cables, Xbox 360 headset and a wireless controller.

    Next the Playstation 3 was released last week the manufacturer's suggested retail price is between $600 and $700 dollars US. It has been in the news and has gotten some bad press. Most of the incidents involved mismanagement of the long lines of people who were camping out to be able to get the very low quantity of these premium machines that were produced. One Massachusetts man was shot in a hold up of a line of customers waiting outside a store in Putnam Connecticut. The gunmen were attempting a hold up when this man refused to pay them. Because Sony was not able to make enough of these complicated advanced machines to fulfill the demands for them, it created chaos in several ways.

    In the past Playstation 2 has been the most popular gaming console in the US with the most millions sold. Perhaps Sony should have waited to launch the sale until they had more of them ready. The PS3 Platform plays a few more accessories peripherals than the 360. It also boasts to be the most graphically advanced system. The new Blu-Ray Disc™ is a type of High Definition disk for playing movies that is supposed to be the future of disk published media. The way that DVD's replaced VHS a few years ago. The PS3 has what is called a SIXAXIS™ wireless controller that interacts with the screen in a close to 3D experience. You can use your Playstation 3 with High-Definition displays as well as conventional or standard TVs. It comes with either a 20GB or 60GB removable hard disk drive (HDD). The thousands of PS One® and PS2 PlayStation®2 games as well as CDs and DVDs are useable on the PLAYSTATION®3. The thing supposedly plays just about everything including some digital photo cards.

    The PS3 has online capabilities including multiplayer gaming, text and video messaging, voice chat, downloading content and browsing the web. Even though the PS3 has impressive technical specifications, you may not be able to get one for the December holidays. It could be a moot point until sometime next Spring. There are over inflated PS3 prices on ebay, and buying those is not only exorbitantly expensive, but could be risky as well.

    The PLAYSTATION®3 is available in two configurations with either the 20GB hard disk drive or the 60GB HDD. Some PlayStation 2 or PlayStation format software titles may perform differently on the system than they do on the native systems for example the PS3 doesn't support a vibration controller.

    Then last Sunday the offering of the first Nintendo Wii consoles' launch was a 1960's "Love In" where the people in lines waiting were exchanging free hugs, ordering lunch for each other and playing games together. Something can be said about the two different types of people that were attending these launch parties. For the most part the Nintendo Wii draws a younger crowd and is most popular with younger kids and people that enjoy Nintendo's cute and quirky games.

    There are approximately 50 games for the Wii, and we are told that there will be enough of the consoles to go around. Nintendo and developers seem to be in a rush to create new games for this innovative new product. Nintendo wanted to bring gaming to everyone, and has many titles that are rated for all ages and for kids. They went one more step and made a controller that is supposed to be easier to pick up and play since it is designed to resemble a television remote controller. You play with two hands and the actions resemble the actual movements of slashing a sword or driving. The remote is used as a handheld pointing device and can detect motion and rotation in three dimensions . The controller set called the "nun-chucks and wii-mote" interact with a sensor strip that you placer near your TV for a realistic complete 3D experience. A one-handed controller that uses a combination of accelerometers and infrared detection in conjunction with the sensor bar to sense its position in 3D space. Some people have found the workout to be a bit strenuous

    The Nintendo Wii is not all things to all people the way that the other two consoles are attempting to be an all around media hub that takes the place of all the other components in your home entertainment center. What the Wii does do is add another level of fun and mirthfulness back into games. The unique controller has been a big hit so far and has gotten high marks from every reviewer. It is rare for something so gimmicky and unusual to get such a unanimous welcome from the jaded and snarky gaming community. People that have the 360 are getting the Wii too because it is like the apples and oranges in the PC world yet again.

    The Wii is an ideal choice for a household with older and younger kids, seniors, and for the homes that do not have a High Definition TV set. Those aren't interested in the more mature titles, and those chat capabilities that are for adults or older kids can have a fairly safe online experience with the privacy and Friend policies from Nintendo. The console also features its own online service WiiConnect24 , which enables it to receive messages and updates over the Internet. The Wii console won the Game Critics Awards for Best of Show and Best Hardware. The console has a few kid safety features such as parental controls to prohibit younger kids from playing the wrong games. It reads the content rating and won't play games that are not set to the right age level.

    The number of Wii consoles that will be available in the Americas during the launch rollout are expected to meet demand and sales of 4 million consoles worldwide by the end of 2006 are anticipated. The company affirmed that they "are working to ensure a plentiful supply and a consistent flow."

    The launch Wii package includes the console, a stand to allow the console to be placed vertically, a circular clear stabilizer for the main stand, one Wii Remote, one Nunchuk attachment, one Sensor Bar, a removable stand for the sensor bar, one external main power adapter, AV cables (component video and other type of cables will be available separately), and a copy of Wii Sports in the US and Canada. The Wii console is the smallest home console unit of the three contenders and the least expensive at $250. US. The front of the console features a slot-loading media drive lit up by a by distinct blue light and it accepts both Wii software and discs from Nintendo's prior console, the Game-Cube. They are telling us that it is fully backwards compatible with all the Previous Game Cube games.

    Additionally the interface for the console is designed around the concept of television channels, with a Wii Menu. Nintendo will not charge fees for playing games from the service. Channels are graphically displayed, and are navigated using the point of the Wii Remote. They are the Disc Channel, Mii Channel, News Channel, Forecast Channel, Photo Channel, Wii Shop Channel, Internet Channel. The Virtual Console Channel is basically an “online service, similar to Xbox Live Arcade. The Nintendo DS will be able to play game demos downloaded from the Wii console which gamers would receive from Nintendo, similar to a DS Download Station. Gamers can download retro games not only for the NES, Super NES, and Nintendo 64, but also Sega’s Genesis, NEC’s TurboGrafx-16 and others. The Wii has average graphics and only a 512 MB built-in flash memory, expansion is available via SD card memory, up to 2 GB max. It will take Game-Cube Memory Cards for saving GCN games only.

    In addition to the larger game consoles or PC games that you find at home, mobile games have become very popular. The Nintendo DS is a hand held, rechargeable dual screen portable game system. It comes in a variety of colors and it is pocket sized. It is the most popular handheld game console, which easily buried the competition, which were the Sony PSP and the N-Gage. it has continued to hold the record for the most units sold just as the Game Boy has for years. It comes in two sizes. The original unit that made its debut last year, is referred to as the 'NDS' and it can play both the library of Game Boy Advance games as well as games for the DS. The DS Lite is a smaller sleeker version of the same DS machine, but it smaller and does not have the additional slot for the GBA games. You can find several reviews and editorials about the DS right on this website. Nintendo DS and the Wii are expected to have a type of connectivity to use functions like the Nintendo DS's microphone and touch-screen as inputs for Wii games like Pokémon Battle Revolution. It is expected that all of Nintendo's huge repertoire of well known game franchises, such as Zelda, Metroid, Mario, Animal Crossing, and Pokémon will come to the Wii in some form.

    For very tiny kids and toddlers Leapster has the education interactive toys for under $100 Leapster

    For an easy comparison chart you can check out Gamefly. They have a chart showing the three consoles. The Nintendo Wii, the Xbox 360, and the Playstation 3. Renting games or giving a Gamefly subscription is a good gift idea.

    For a stocking stuffer I recommend Geek Woman's Game Guide 2006


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    I Am Hardcore

    posted @ 11/03/2006 03:36:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    In case you hadn't picked up on it before, I am a hardcore gamer. Gamer to the core. I saw this proudly, if there was a patch that said "Gamer to tha Core" I'd have it on every pair of jeans and t-shirt I own.

    Have I played every game on the planet? No. I don't own a PC to play any PC games on, I haven't even installed World of Warcraft trial that I've been given. So you might ask, on just what grounds I can state that I'm a hard core gamer. It's because I take gaming very, very seriously.

    I care about the well being of my consoles... they are my ticket to a momentary vacation from reality when I need it. As such, I have to make sure that they stay clean, safe, and in proper working order at all times. To help make that happen, I have done something that I think any gamer worth their salt needs to do: I have all of my important gaming related electronics on Uninterruptible Power Source backups. That's UPS' for the uninitiated. A little too nerdcore for you? Well it shouldn't be. A UPS is the best way to show your deep admiration for games and I'm going to explain why.

    Nothing will fry your gaming box faster than a power surge. Having your system on a surge protector is a good start, but it may not be enough to save that HD drive if the power surges while you're in the middle of a hot and heavy capture the flag match. Many people know that it's a good idea to have your computer on a UPS to make sure you don't toast the machine that has a lot of your sensitive data on it... well, your console is at it's core, just another computer, so why would you treat it any differently than your bill-paying box? You shouldn't, and from now on your won't. Seriously, go home tonight, and tell your consoles you are not going to treat them like second class citizens in your home any longer.

    Ok, all jokes aside, it's really a good idea to put your consoles on a UPS system, especially if you have more than one active gaming console in your home. But don't stop at your console, think whole picture. In my gaming rig, which I am slowly but surely tricking out, I have my 42 inch LCD, digital cable box, XB360 and PS2 on a UPS battery backup. Some people might think this is overkill but let me explain. In a previous rig setup I have everything including my wireless router on a surge protector. It was a very highly rated surge protector, so I felt comfortable in the knowledge that my electronics would not be fried like an egg in a skillet. Then the lightning storm hit, and my surge protecting surge protector FRIED my wireless router like a shot of H to the head. Fuck! Then I called the manufacturer, no replacement coming... didn't matter that it was on a surge protector. "You should have put it on a battery backup..." was the line I was given. That's when I had my "ah doyee" moment. It's all going on UPS systems.


    I stress to all of you, put your systems on UPS battery backups... but do the research first. Find out what the energy requirements of the systems and TV in your rig that you are going to put on the UPS and then find the UPS that will support that requirement with ease. For instance, many battery backup systems have a certain amount of outlets that run off the battery, and some that are merely surge protected. I purchased the Belkin F6550-AVR system for my rig because it offered 4 outlets that were surge protected plus battery backed up, and then 2 more outlets that were just surge protected. This covers my main systems. I then bought an additional F6550 unit for the AV rack that houses my PS2, Wii, and wireless router. In this way, if the power goes out, I have plenty of time to safely save my games, power down my systems... no fried electronics... and all at about the cost of a new game. Not a bad deal, If I say so myself. If they could, my consoles and TV would thanks me.

    Every major electronic system in the house is on a Belkin or APC UPS backup system. I've opted to not go with some systems that say they are specifically designed for the consoles themselves because they are designed specifically for that one system. Many of those systems are in the same form factor as the console itself, and are meant to rest underneath the system. For my rig space, this does not work. It would mean a single back up for each system and a power outlet for each. Unfortunately for me I don't have 6 outlets on the wall where my rig is, so this is an unfeasible option for me, and I think for many other people.

    I am hardcore. I am gamer to tha core. Are you?




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    Daily News: Want a Cheaper PS3? Sony Says Wait Til 2007!

    posted @ 10/26/2006 11:27:00 PM by evermore
    In today's news:
    • Sony shoots off mouth
    • Midway shoots wrestling fans
    • Philips shoots light and wind at gamers
    • Shoot, I'll go to this kind of prom
    • Shooting silver bullets


    Should you wait on a PS3? Sony says so! The following doesn't come from a fanboy site -- it comes from the New York Times, who spoke to Nobuyuki Oneda, Sony's chief financial officer: "Mr. Oneda said he expects the company to mark down PlayStation 3 prices in 2007 once the supply problems are solved." See? Even Sony thinks the PS3 is priced too high.

    Midway shoots wrestling fans: If you were at a pro wrestling match in Orlando Monday night, you might be immortalized in an upcoming video game. The staff of Midway Games filmed crowd footage and recorded noise and chants for the upcoming debut Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling video game. According to PWInsider.com, "The level of detail (in the game) was said to be so precise you could see a scar on (wrestler A.J.) Styles' lip that he suffered from a Samoa Joe bout."

    Philips' amBX immerses you in game: Know how Philips' Ambilight washes the wall behind the TV screen in a light whose color is complimentary to what's currently on the screen? Now imagine that along with sattelite lights, sounds, wind and rumble features for your keyboard and your wrist. It's called amBX and is due out early next year for PC games. To get everything will set you back $399 and requires games that are specifically coded for amBX to get the full effect, but if it catches on, it's gonna be hot. Ryan Kim of the San Francisco Chronicle played around with it a little and says, "It makes games seem a little more cinematic and full. And when done right, a software developer can use the lights to help cue players as to where to go by lighting up one light."

    Kids bored with prom come up with anime theme: The teen services director of the Tecumseh District Library in Michigan was listening to kids in the library's anime club talking about the prom. "They didn't know if they were going," she said, "because it's the same all the time." That gave her the bright idea of incorporating an anime theme in a prom party. According to the story in the Tecumseh, Mich., Herald: "Attendees were encouraged to come dressed as their favorite anime character.... Regular prom traditions were preserved, including the crowning of a king and queen. In a wry spoof on the royalty ritual, the crowns were cardboard and came from Burger King."

    Trinity Blood: Chapter 1: In the distant future after the destruction brought about by Armageddon, the war between the vampires and the humans continue to persist. In order to protect the humans from the vampires, Vatican has to rely on other allies to counter the situation. The protagonist, a priest called Peter Abel Nightroad, travels through the countries as a representative for the Vaticans. However, he is also part of "Ax", a special operations group controlled by the Cardinal Catherina. His encounter with a young girl called Esther will determine the struggle and survival between the human race and the vampires. So there.


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    Computer Gaming: Am I Really Missing Out?

    posted @ 9/23/2006 08:20:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    A short while ago I was talking with Pandalicious about gaming and the conversation got very interesting. By the end, we were both in agreement that gaming [on the whole] is incredibly enjoyable and should be a national past-time type of thing. But something from that conversation always nagged at me... it was a question that would bubble up to the front of my mind from time to time, making me question my own gamer-geekdom:

    Am I missing out on something huge because I do not play games on the PC?

    I need to give you just a little bit of history in order for you to appreciate the question... all of my life I have been a console gamer. The first system I remember owning was an Intellivision and ever since then it's been one console or another... from NES to XB360 [and damn near everything in between] I've always relegated my video gaming to a console machine. This is not because I hate PC's [I don't] but I've always thought or had the mind set that a personal computer is for work and a console is for gaming. I have several computers in my home and they are all production machines. By production I mean they are machines that I use for design work or video editing. While all of my machines are powerful enough to play games I do not have the luxury of allotting hard disk space, memory resources, or updates to games that may interfere with my machines running at top speed. I can't let anything mess with my money, or ability to make money to be more specific, so I do not game on any of them.

    Pandalicious will tell you that there are a lot of PC games that she owns, plays, and enjoys on a regular basis. Many of these titles are games I have never played... I wouldn't be able to pick out a screenshot of Diablo if you paid me to, nor would I be able to isolate out from a group of screenshots which Civilization game was which. But as our video gaming conversation went on, I started thinking to myself that maybe I was missing out on a good gaming experience. There have been a bunch of titles that I have seen on the PC that I think are interesting, so lack of content hasn't kept me away... PC titles are no more expensive than their console counterparts, so I don't think that has anything to do with my non-pc-gaming-ness either. I think it's partly fear of the unknown and lack of a gaming machine that keeps me away from PC gaming.

    I say fear of the unknown because I don't really know much about PC video gaming at all. The people that I do know that play these games usually only share with me their horror stories... some patch install gone horrendously wrong, or game saves corrupting or disappearing, not stuff to get me all excited about getting in on the scene that's for sure. So fear of getting into software that I have no previous experience with is unsettling... if I get that Guild Wars game will I really be able to find the help I need if I get lost somehow? I think not knowing the answer to that or at least not having an idea about the answer to that makes it easier for me to justify staying away from PC gaming altogether. Add to that the fact that I would still have to keep my production machines clean and the idea of bringing in another machine just for gaming becomes a hard pill to swallow because I couldn't just get a run of the mill machine... I would have to get a supped-up boom-phatty of a laptop to game on.

    I say laptop because I like being mobile with entertainment, but from the things I've read [from places like EGM, IGN, or CGM] to really have an enjoyable computer gaming experience you need a bad-assed machine... this means heavy hitting processor chips, high, high-end graphics card with lots of onboard memory, a couple of gigs of the high end computer ram, and a big ol' 7200rpm hard drive. My heart start palpitating when I start thinking about getting a mobile machine that can meet those specs... coming up with that extra cash, just for a gaming machine, just never seems to make enough sense to me. I try and I try, but I guess because I just have never had an all consuming "this is the greatest thing ever" experience previously on a PC with gaming [which I freely admit was waaay back in the day] I end up convincing myself to not get into it... one of those "better the devil you know..." kind of deals I guess.

    But every so often, the conversation and question pop back into my mind because I feel like I might be missing out on something. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I feel like there are people getting to experience some things in a way I can't which makes it hard for me to relate to them. I've only ever been to one LAN party, and I didn't even play, I just watch other people play because I didn't know the game... and it makes me a little sad. But I just don't have enough of a "sad feeling" to justify getting a PC just so I can play games.

    What do you think?

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