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    Cingular (The New AT&T) Really Raises the Bar

    posted @ 1/31/2007 11:28:00 PM by Douceswild
    This years Macworld brought news of what is sure to be one of the hottest gadgets of 2007, Apple’s iPhone. It was also announced that Cingular would be the only cell phone company carrying the phone for a long time. Douce is here to fill you in on what Cingular has planned for its release.

    I’m sitting at CC’s drinking a cup of coffee and pecking away on my laptop when I hear a guy and a girl sitting one both over from me talking about Apple’s new iPhone. I’m going to use fictitious names because even though I was eavesdropping, I have no clue what their names are. I hear Pete tell Sue that he can’t wait until the iPhone comes out in June. Sue says she’s seen it and she can’t wait to pick one up either but she’s not sure if the phone will work with her T-Mobile service because the phone will be exclusive to Cingular. Pete assures her that if she just goes in to a Cingular store and purchases one at retail price then he can get it unlocked for her. Pete goes on to say that he has Cingular service but isn’t eligible for an upgrade until the end of 2008, meaning that he renewed his Cingular contract at the end of 2006 for two years and received a discount on a new cell phone. He will not be eligible for another discount for two years.

    As I listen to Pete and Sue make plans to get the iPhone in June, I can’t help but snicker to myself for a number of reasons. There are a few kinks in their plans that I wanted to make them aware of but I didn’t because it was so darn funny. Here is what Pete and Sue will find out about the iPhone sooner or later, but hopefully sooner.

    1. Cingular is not allowing the purchase of the iPhone WITHOUT a two-year contract. In other words, you no get Cingular service, you no get Cingular iPhone from Cingular store.
    2. Even if you currently have Cingular service, if you are not eligible for an upgrade then you cannot purchase the phone. Again, no two-year contract, no iPhone. Retail purchase is not an option.

    Cingular may decide to change these regulations as the release date gets closer, but as of right now, all I can do is snicker at Pete and Sue and shake my head.

    Poor Pete. Poor Sue. Cingular raised that bar even higher. I hope you can jump.


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    Mooninite Bomb!?!

    posted @ 1/31/2007 06:46:00 PM by MagicMystic
    Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Adult Swim and the Cartoon Network have now been added to the terrorist watch list..

    Today Boston was veritibly shut down as police and bomb squads investigated some badly planned advertising for the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. Packages with wires and LED lights sticking out of them emblazoned with pictures of the Mooninites caused a panic as people freaked out, thinking that they were bombs.

    This was so big even the Department of Homland Security got in on it. Whoever thought this was a good idea should henceforth forfeit the right to think. But at the same time how high do you have to be to mistake some wires in a box for a WMD?



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    Quick Monkey Question

    posted @ 1/30/2007 12:43:00 PM by Monkey Doo
    Just a little question from the Monkey about Real time strategies.

    I've been looking over all of my RTS games and I was trying to come up with the best ones. I couldn't get it narrowed down so I wanted to know, what do you guys think the best RTS games are?


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    Class Out The Ass

    posted @ 1/29/2007 11:23:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    If you've ever been given guff about being a gamer and needing to "grow up" or "be more mature" I offer you the audio of the video to follow as proof that video games are chock full of class,if you look for it...

    Or, you can play the soundtracks from many video game platformers and RPG's on the piano. Everything always sounds like it has class when it's played on the piano. I have a feeling that even songs by the Ying Yang Twins would sound class if it was played on piano.

    In any case, enjoy this video!


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    New Podcast Episode

    posted @ 1/29/2007 12:07:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    Mmmm, it's Monday morning so you know we had to hit you off with a new episode of the podcast, Episode 37 is here people... get it while it's hot!

    In this episode of the podcast, Pandalicious rants about Japanese dating sim games and why they shouldn't be adapted to anime series, how her mama didn't raise her to be her friend, and how she imagines she'd be if she was a dude. NinJaSistah on the other hand shares her Crackdown demo experience and rolls down a few tangents along the way.

    We congratulate our new Candy Bitch P."Willoughby Jackson" and urge you to check out this episode of the ESH podcast.

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    World of MonkeyCraft

    posted @ 1/28/2007 06:57:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    If I was ever going to play WoW this would be the guild I joined.

    I need a guild and WoW experience that is laid back. If I was to jump into the game I would be a complete and total newb, and have to be part of a guild where people were understanding and supportive of my [initial] suckitude... because I would initially suck at WoW.

    I'm not saying that I am going to join, but I am considering it. And it's because I loved the Monkey Island games. I'm thinking Kate Capsize.

    Just thinking about it though.


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    Crackdown Demo Finally Released!

    posted @ 1/27/2007 11:15:00 AM by Douceswild
    Are you excited? I’m excited! For those of you who haven’t been on Xbox Live Marketplace recently, you might want to jump on there. You won’t believe what’s up for grabs now.

    This past Tuesday, the demo for Crackdown was released on the marketplace and you know ya boy Douce was one of the first to jump on it. The 1gig demo took about twenty minutes to download. Now for someone who has been waiting almost a year to get a glimpse of that game, that was twenty minutes too long. After a couple of days on it, I’m ready to give my opinion on the demo.

    Once the game loads up, you’re treated to cell-shaded goodness. I have always been a fan of cell-shaded games. You’re given a choice of vehicles to take out into the massive city and fight crime with. I went with the sports car type police because that’s just how I roll. You’re given a few gang bosses and affiliates to take down throughout the demo, but it’s a timed demo, meaning that once time runs out then the demo restarts which kind of sucks.

    As you play, you’ll level stats that boost your strength and agility, which enables you to jump higher…I’m talking bionic-high and toss objects like vehicles at your enemies. You almost get a Spider-Man-esque feeling when jumping from rooftop to rooftop minus the wall crawling. The demo provides you with enhanced stat advancement that allows you to experience some of your character’s abilities earlier than you’ll be able to in the final release. The free-roaming environment is that of, of course Grand Theft Auto.

    The cons of the demo are few and far between. I found the aiming and targeting to be weird. Locking on to enemies is somewhat difficult and switching for one enemy to the next is not always accurate. This becomes obvious when you’re in a gunfight with about seven to ten gang members. I’m hoping this gets fixed in time for the final release of the game on February 20th.

    I’ll reserve my final review for the full game release. Keep checking the site for it around the end of February. Until then, give the demo a try. It’s free and free is always good in my book.



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    Mii Parade

    posted @ 1/25/2007 09:42:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    I'm taking some time to read the Destructoid website because I just love Dtoid and I see this article about some dude over at 1UP that has over 1000 Mii's on parade, and I got totally jealous.

    I'm a fun kinda gal. Why don't I have more friends registered on my Wii? I want thousands of Mii's on parade. I don't want to sound all consumed by it or vain or anything, but damn man... I wanna be poopular, er popular with the Wiioples, so what gives?

    So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to post my Wii numbah, and if you want to help me grow my entWIIrage, comment with your Wii Numbah below. Whoever helps me cross the 200th, 500th, and 1000th Mii on parade will get some ESH M&M's.

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    An Anime Series I'm Interested In

    posted @ 1/24/2007 01:23:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    I normally don't pay too much attention to the newsletters I get from ADV Films in the mail each week, but when they promise a free episode to me I have to check it out.

    ADV has licensed an anime called Le Chevalier D'Eon and I have to say, I think I'm hooked.

    Le Chevalier D'eon is a story of loyalty, history, and horror. [From what I can tell] D'eon is a knight of court of Versailles under the reign of Louis XV. While in Paris the body of his sister is found floating in a coffin in the Seine river. This does not please D'eon as the church will not permit his sister, Lia, a proper burial. But Lia is not the only woman to be found in a coffin. More and more women start disappearing around Paris, so D'eon joins the secret police in hope of tracking down the kidnapper and murderer to restore his sister's soul so she can be put to rest.

    Throughout the first episode we are treated to glimpse of the occult, secret societies, the vanity of royalty, loyalty among friends and family, and oh yeah, some freaky shit. But the story kept me interested, which is a rare thing for most anime series being released over here in the states lately. Much of the new stuff is boring, But this, this is different. After this first episode I had to go to the ADV site to see when more episodes would be available. I need more. I want to know how the story progresses.

    But don't take my word for it, watch the first episode for yourself for free as well. It's only free this week. Then let me know what you think.

    Did I mention that visuals are very purdy? Because they are.


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    Quick Question *Panda Style* 4

    posted @ 1/24/2007 12:00:00 PM by Pandalicious
    Here comes a new question? For all your WoWers out there....

    Who has the best dance in World of Warcraft? This also includes the two new races due to the Burning Crusades!

    I'm Out


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    Pandalicious Doesn't Read This Website

    posted @ 1/22/2007 10:42:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    Really, she doesn't. She just shows up for the podcast to lend her "sexy voice" and will put a post up if I brow beat her about it... so I think it's only fair that I steal her thunder and put up a WoW post of my own.

    Now, I don't play WoW... never have, and doubt I ever will, but I do find news about video games being turned into [even possibly turned into] movies interesting... so when I found this article [thanks to Kotaku.com you know I had to lend my few cents.

    So here's the excerpt from the interview that Empire did with Blizzard Vice President of Development Itzik Ben Bassat that I find interesting:
    Q:There's a World of Warcraft Movie in the works, do you expect that to enjoy similar success?

    A: We've been working on that movie for years! If people only knew how many years we put in to closing this movie deal. We're very happy with our progress though, it was really difficult for us as a company to find some we trusted to work with. With Legendary, well, they did Batman Returns and the new Superman so we knew that was a company we wanted to work with. Bringing Warcraft to the movies is the next step for us, we want to let people bring World of Warcraft into other aspects of their lives. After all, we're competing for people's entertainment time, whether it's listening to music watching TV or going to the cinema. Our goal is to provide the best entertainment out there.

    Q: Any news on when we can expect to see the film?
    Hollywood has it's own pace but we�re working as hard as we can to push it forwards.


    And while I'm not a huge fan of RPG's in general, I do think that they can be the foundation of good, if not great feature length films. Being based in fantasy doesn't hurt, and can draw that diverse 18-24 audience that Hollywood desperately wants to bone pander to. Personally I'd like to see Final Fantasy VII as a movie, and not a CGI one either. I'd love a live action trilogy of Final movies actually. Wouldn't you?

    Now if I could just figure out some way to work Samuel L. Jackson into the flick...

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    Tower of Power

    posted @ 1/22/2007 10:08:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    Months and months after moving into my new digs I have finally reassembled my tower of power is back in business.

    I speak, of course, of my gaming rig... the center of my entertainment world is whole once more. It's taken me months to find all of my cables, power cords, power bricks, games, and then the time to put the sonofabitch together. I put the most important systems on the TV to start [being the next-gen boxes] but the PS2, Xbox, and PSP sort of kinda languished in a box over in the corner of the room. A dimly lit corner of the room to make it even more pathetic. I would have had a GameCube in the tower as well but it was given to Pandalicious in hopes that it might lure her away from WoW. It did not.

    So what's in my gaming rig you might ask? Well, in what has now become the "Tower of Older Power" we have the Xbox with slight modification, a PS2, PSP, Gameboy SP, 6-input S-Video switch, XB360 quick-charge stand, digital cable box, and games awaiting a trip to the local Gamestop for trade in.

    In the main arena I have my PS3, XB360, and Nintendo Wii tucked away under my 42" TV from LCD Olevia Yes, the NinJa is back in action people. Now some of you may have noticed that I mentioned a bunch of consoles that have online gameplayability, [hehe, I made a new word] but didn't mention how I have them networked... it's because I don't yet. Right now, the Wii connects to my existing wireless network and my XB360 and PS3 are share a connection from an Apple Airport Express. Until I decided on a good ethernet switch for these guys to share it will stay that way.

    Now all I need is enough furniture so that the gaming parties can begin. What about you guys? What do your rigs look like? What would you like to add? Wanna send us a picture? I'm putting some larger images of my rig in the gallery, so check it out.


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    New Podcast Day

    posted @ 1/22/2007 12:26:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    As the beginning of the work week rears it's ugly head once again we deliver unto you a new episode of the Electric Sista Hood podcast. Rejoice!

    In this episode of the podcast, Pandalicious talks about her disappointments with the World of Warcraft expansion pack The Burning Crusades while NinJaSistah delves into the simulation video game genre that she believes may be life draining. Along the way they talk about interventions, skipping work to play games, and how sleep is for the weak. The sistahs even break from the norm and give a shout out to the fine folks over at TokyoPop, purveyors of fine anime and manga.

    So grab that first cup of mornin' joe and saddle up for Episode 36: You'll Believe a Pig Can Fly.

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    How To End A Guild In Less Than An Hour

    posted @ 1/20/2007 01:28:00 PM by Pandalicious
    A true tale of suckiness... straight from the Panda's Mouth..

    I know a while back I announced that I was taking over leadership of a guild that I had been co-leader of since it's founding last year. For starters, all of your advice [my WoW brethren] was extremely helpful. I was a model helpful and motivated leader. Sadly, people under me were all secretly applying to other places and were deceiving me. [Go figure Right?!]

    Anyway... I'm not bitter, but I figured for laughs I'd do a "How to End a Guild in Less Than An Hour" posting. And here it is.
    1. Have people complain that they aren't staying because the former leader was cooler than you
    2. Have people constantly withdraw right in front of you
    3. Explain to people who are loyal that this ship is sinking
    4. Tell the loyal folk that you are willing to help them find a new and better guild.
    5. hit /gdisband.

    Now I know what you are thinking, and yes, I punked out. When you are a co-leader you have less responsibilities, and I think I liked that better. When you are the leader, everyone looks up to you and expects you to be knowledgeable and able to command an audience. Unfortunately, the kinda audience I can command is, well, none.

    The Pandalicious reign of leadership was brief, but it was an experience I'm glad I had.

    I'm Out!


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    Bringing Holiness and Healing to the Workplace

    posted @ 1/19/2007 06:23:00 PM by Monkey Doo
    I have been hitting the job market in my new location and I just so happen to make a little boo boo on an application.

    I was in a video game store and I decided to fill out the application while I was talking with the guys that worked there. We were talking about the new WoW expansion and I might have applied for the wrong position.

    Yes! Coming to a store near you, the Customer Service Paladin! Not only will he aide in all your buying needs but he will also smite the wicked! (Nominal Fee required for any smiting done in or around the workplace.)

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    Quick Question

    posted @ 1/18/2007 01:53:00 AM by MagicMystic
    It's been a while, but I've got another quick question for ya'll.


    I've been watching my zombie movies, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Living Dead, 28 Days Later, Resident Evil 1,2 and I recently started playing Resident Evil 3: Nemesis. I was contemplating my shooting and survival-without-fastfood abilities and weighing the pros and cons of being stuck in the city/suburbs/countryside when the dead rise again. So, considering your upbringing on whatever-side-of-the-tracks, where would you be most likely to survive? The densly populated, but more likely to have food/weaponry city, or the less populated countryside where you may have to fend off the man-eating squirrels and deer?


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    Panda Actually Shops at Walmart?

    posted @ 1/17/2007 05:43:00 PM by Pandalicious
    It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Pandalicious going to... Wal-mart?

    Let me explain, dear listeners and readers of ESH. I do no say this to make fun of Walmart...NO! I in fact embrace them for being completely awesome. Why, do you ask? As Any WoWer would know [And if you don't know, now you do!], Burning Crusades has made its way into hands all over the world.

    Pandalicious has a terrific older sister: NinjaSistah. NinjaSistah gave Pandalicious an Amazon.com gift cert. They said that my BC Copy would take longer than they anticipated [YEA -- NO SHIT!] and all that jazz. Pandalicious decides that she isn't very patient and drives at 7 a.m. to the nearest Wal-mart on release day and buys one.

    Please don't think she is a fool, because she is selling the copy she is getting through the mail to a WoWer who is down on their luck.

    This is why, ladies and gentlemen, Pandalicious loves Wal-mart.

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    Gantz Review

    posted @ 1/17/2007 12:04:00 PM by Douceswild
    What do you get when you cross, teen lust with aliens and more violence than Jack Thompson can shake a stick at? If you’re answer is jail time then you’re probably right also, but in this case you’d get an anime that isn’t so good but keeps you interested just enough to want to know what happens next.

    So a month ago, I was in the market for another anime series to get into when I came across Gantz. The summary that I read was enough to peak my interests. “Humans who have died find themselves killing aliens to survive.” When I read this, I was thinking, “If they are dead, then why are they trying to survive?” Puzzled and curious, I began watching the series. Twenty-six episodes later I still don’t know what was going on.

    So here’s what I do know about the anime, Gantz. While rescuing a drunken bum who fell off a subway platform, Kei Kurono along with childhood friend Masaru Kato, are killed by the approaching train. Well, that’s what people think. Actually, Kei and Masaru have been transported to an apartment in Tokyo by a mysterious orb with an unconscious man, named Gantz, hooked up to some sort of breathing apparatus inside of it. Along with a group of others who have "died” in various ways, they quickly learn why they have been brought together.

    Armed with suits that enhance their abilities, and futuristic weapons, the group must kill invading aliens who are specified by Gantz in order to be returned to their “normal life” or as normal of a life as someone who had died can get. Those that don’t survive are dead for real. After each hunt, the members are transported back to the apartment by Gantz and allowed to leave and go back to their lives until he summons/teleports them again.

    There’s something that I HAVE to mention about this anime. It’s EXTREMELY violent and sexual. Impaling, decapitation, and bludgeoning, are frequent throughout the series. At times, it seems that more attention was given to the details of the violence than other aspects of the anime like the actual plot and although the sex is nowhere near as frequent as the stronger hentai floating around, there are still moments that not even the birds and the bees would be caught dead doing.

    Since the anime is based off the manga, there may be a clearer explanation as to what the hell is going on with Gantz and these aliens in the books. If anyone has read them, I’d love to know what the deal is. There’s also a point system that Gantz has in play, which is determined by who actually kills the aliens, but the anime never explains what the prize is.

    At the end of the day, I have to give Gantz two M&M’s out of five. It’s an ok series but aside from all of the violence and sex, there’s just not much else to this one. I was able to sit through the entire series ONLY because I was hoping to find out what the hell was going on, but sadly, the anime does not deliver. So Gantz is getting a light purple because it’s decent, but just might not do it for those looking for something deeper. I’m giving it a red for its violence and gore.

    If someone passes this anime to you, then give it a watch, but don’t go out of your way to check Gantz out. You’re not missing anything but boobs and blood…

    Uhm, is it too late to change my rating?



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    Product Review: Helio Kickflip

    posted @ 1/16/2007 11:18:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    Don't call it a phone, or the Helio people will get mad at you... seriously have you seen the ads? They try really hard to make you think that the thing you are buying from them isn't a phone, but it is a phone, just don't let on that you know that I know and told you that's it's not what they know it is. Ok?

    I got one of those Kickflip pho... devices in from Helio to review [because they think we're pretty kick arse] and I have to say that after I got a charger in for the thing [they kinda forgot to include it in the box] I've been having a lot of fun with the device... it not being a phone and all. I started playing around with the Kickflip the moment I got it to test how strong the swivel part actually worked. My major pet peeve with many phones that have the "swivel to reveal the keypad" feature don't use a very strong or stable swivel at all. After opening and closing the Kickflip about fifteen times I was impressed with how sturdy a flip the opening is. The device has definitely earned the name "Kickflip" as the opening swivel [i.e. flip] has some kick to it, and while the device makes the sound of a sword being removed from its sheath when you open it, the more accurate sound would be a compound "whoosh-thwang" kinda deal. What I'm trying to say is that from the get go the device feels solid and not flimsy, so that earns it brownie points to begin with.

    My next step was to actually use the pho...device to make a couple of long distance calls. I found the keypad actually nice to use as the keys were backlit [good] and the numbers much larger than the letters on the keypad. This helped me tremendously as I am used to the layout on my Treo smartphone so most phones that do not have QWERTY keyboards piss me off to no end. I have no love for multitap interfaces, period. I still don't like multitap for this phone, but I understand it's not mean to be a smartphone so I'm not going to hold the multitap against Helio. The keypad layout is nothing new, nav button in the middle flanked by the call approve/deny buttons, two buttons at the top in the left and right hand corners as "menu" and "select" options. This part of the pho... device is nothing remarkable. What is worth noting are what are on the sides of the device, that's where some of the fun stuff resides when it comes to the Kickflip.

    On one side of the device you have a volume up and down control, a USB port for connecting your device to your computer to sync data, and what I can only figure is a port to somehow connect your pho... device [dammit, did it again] to your TV. [Why else would the icon look like a lil TV set?] Then on the other side of the device are previous, play/pause, and next buttons as well as a camera button. These buttons by themselves don't make up much, but it's how the Kickflip lets you use them that is cool. The Kickflip can playback mp3 audio in stereo [much like the Verizon Chocolate phone] but the Kickflip did it first. Helio even provides you with a stereo headset with mic so you can listen to tunes or make calls without having to switch between headsets or give up on having stereo audio. This I like, as my major complaint about my Treo is that I can't use it to really enjoy music because my current headset is mono only. Bugger!

    Moving on.

    For me, the greatest fun that I have had while using the Kickflip has been in taking pictures. Because I can hold the device horizontally like I am used to with my digital camera, and use the button on the side to quickly enter picture mode, it's extremely easy for me to take pictures with the thing on the go. Add to this that the camera in the Kickflip is 2 megapixels, can take a single image at up to a 1600x1200 resolution or a series of "snaps" at 320x240 with a flash, and ninja is a very happy little girl. I love being able to take a snapshot of things as I'm on the go because weird shit seems to happen all the time in my area. [Especially when I'm in the district] So having a camera that I can snap a picture or series of pictures with and immediately send it to a friend so they can share in my WTF? moment is just plain cool. It's at this moment of playing around with the device [haha, got it right that time] that I start understanding what Helio means when they say this thing is not a phone... and I do agree with them on that. When it comes to being a phone, the Kickflip is lackluster.

    Calls aren't very clear or easy to hear [even with the volume turned all the way up] unless you are using the headset. Loading your address book to the thing requires that you use a web interface that you enter your data into to then connect and sync to your device. Quite the pain in the pooper if you already have your contacts in an existing address book and have, say, over 40 or so people with multiple phone numbers. A sync like that is no fun, to say the least. Purchasing ringtones and screensavers/wallpapers to bling out your ring are just as easy/cumbersome to purchase for the Kickflip so you get no added bonus there. You can set individual ringtones for people in your address book, which has become a lifesaver for me lately, but otherwise it is just a phone.

    The saving grace for Helio is that their product is a 3G device, so data transfers to and fro are fast, and, well, the thing is cool looking... and feeling. I got interested enough in this thing to get some wallpapers and ringtones for it, and I don't even get to keep the damn thing!

    Without a doubt the Kickflip has some very cool other uses than just being a phone, but what I need most out of a device that I'm going to have in my pocket is that it be a good and solid phone that I can easily get my contacts and email on... anything else is just gravy.Taking it all into account I'm going to have to give the Kickflip from Helio a 3 out of 5. One teal one because it's a sexy little device. I mean, the sound effect on opening it up is a nice little touch Helio. I'll give it a light blue candy as it's obvious that Helio has tried to make this device too cool and one white one because at it's core it's a decent phone whose future could be very bright.


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    Gearing Up For... Gear Up 4!

    posted @ 1/15/2007 10:32:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    Confusing title eh? All apologies, but I think you are going to like what we are up to this time.

    After recovering from my trip to CES last week I realized that we needed to add something to the regular content roster here at ESH. If you listen to our podcast then you already know that we don't just talk about video games and anime on the thing... we all let our gadget geek and puter geek show from time to time. As I was listening to the last few podcast episodes I found myself asking why we seemed to only let those sides of ourselves show during podcast recording sessions. As mom would say, "dat didn't make no sense!" So then I started a dialog with myself [as I often do] and after a few harsh words and a round of fisticuffs it came to me: we need to add gadgets to the roster on a regular basis, duh!

    And lo, "Gear Up 4..." was born, sort of. We are starting to pull together the list of the type of items we want to feature in our new column and will [hopefully] be launching it fairly soon. Consider this our official letter of intention. Yeah, I like that. Welcome, to the new ESH! Home of the BEST gaming, gadgets, and anime reviews and podcast, ever.


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    New Podcast Episode

    posted @ 1/15/2007 12:28:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    You know you want it, the new episode of the Electric Sista Hood podcast... hurrah!

    In this episode of the podcast Pandalicious and NinJaSistah talk about the super sweet, super saccharine anime series SuperGals and it's ability to pick you up when you are down then proceed to break down some of the super sweet things electronic in nature from the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. Luckily for you what happened in Vegas, didn't stay there.

    So pick up the new podcast episode and share in the joy... and don't forget to bring a towel!


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    PS3 Madden Doesn't Live up to Expectations

    posted @ 1/13/2007 01:45:00 PM by Monkey Doo
    I got a chance to sit down with a shiny new PS3 and play some Madden 07 recently. I have always been a big Madden fan, I still have a copy of the first one I ever bought for Genesis back in 1993. I had high expectations for this one since it was on a system that dwarfed the previous systems I had played the Madden series on, but I was sorely disappointed.

    What I found was a very sloppy game. It had a menu that in an attempt to be slick and stylish was not very user friendly. The replays and videos of your team entering and getting ready for a play were incredibly choppy, usually unable to go a second without it freezing up for a little bit. It had lost the franchise mode I had come to love and instead focused mainly on Superstar mode, which was a big disappointment.

    The concept of Superstar mode itself was not bad. It's a cool to control yourself on a team and fight towards greatness. The problem with this is that there is oftentimes not much to do. I don't enjoy sitting down to a game with a controller in my hand and just watching. Since you could only control your player, that's all you really did. As a quarterback I was able to get some control but as a cornerback I lost interest very quickly. I had no control over the offense and on defense I ended up covering sides of the field that the opposing team never passed to anyway. To make this mode more frustrating, the UI was awful. Every time my QB handed off the ball to the running back he would run right into a mob of the opponent. In every game I played via superstar mode my RB only once got a gain of above three yards. It wasn't because I had a bad team either, last time I checked Tiki Barber was pretty good at running.

    They tried to showcase the better look and playability of the system but that also fell short. Not only did they have choppy videos but they used terrible camera angles to show off the field. They continually used a shot that was from the entrance into the mid level seating down onto the field. The problem with this view was that it showcased how bad the audience was. I counted only three models in the entire stadium, and from that terrible camera view you could see how flat their were as well as mysterious floating pixels.

    I still have hopes for the game, though not on this system. Perhaps the X-box 360 will be able to handle the graphics better or maybe the Wii innovative controller will make it as fun to play as Wii bowling. Perhaps EA having exclusives on the NFL means the end of some great games however....

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    Dirty Rotten Lies And the Lying Liars That Tell Them

    posted @ 1/12/2007 08:58:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    Ok, so I'm at CES right, sitting in one of the chillout rooms taking a break and there are these two dudes talking. I try not to eavesdrop, but I can't help myself. One guy [I'mma call him Jed] Jed starts in on the heavy impress on the second dude.

    Why am I writing about this here? Because Jed was explaining to dude two [I'mma call him Dave] how awesome it is to play Guitar Hero on his PS3. Now we all know, that until Nyko releases their PS3 Play Adapter, using the custom guitar controller to play GH or GH2 is impossible. She no workie cap'n. So I initially let Jed go on with his piece trying to make Dave think he's cool and up on thangs, but he's insistant that wailing on the guitar is great, and that the response time is so much better now on the PS3 at which point I can no longer contain myself. I have to say something. But what?

    Do I completely out this guy for being a douche bag liar to Dave and ruin his chances to look like a hip dude? Do I keep my mouth shut and allow Jed to go on being a lying liar when I know the hard that his untruths can do? Dilemma, dilemma. I tell myself to just focus on the free danish and let Jed to to impress the hell out of Dave. What harm can it do me right? So I start to ignore them again and try to enjoy the chillout spot. But the guy keeps going on and on and on and on about how great GH is now that's it's on Blu-Ray [which it ain't] and how cool the controller is and finally the camels back is broken. NinJa opens up her big yap and proceeds to [ever so gently] rip this guy a new one. No, the guitar controller can't work on a PS3 but the regular controller can. The game itself is not yet on Blu-Ray but Harmonix is working on a fix. Jed goes, "Oh really? Huh." Dave now looks Jed up and down and all his credibility is gone. And me, I now get the rest of the "what do you know about the PS3" questions.

    Yes, NinJaSistah... douche bag buster since 1989.

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    Is This the Next Great Mobile Gaming Device?

    posted @ 1/09/2007 11:44:00 PM by evermore
    What would you think of a mobile gaming device with these specifications? It's only 0.46 inches thick. It has a speaker, a microphone and a camera. Held horizontally, its screen is 480 pixels wide, just like the PlayStation Portable, and 320 pixels tall, nearly 50 pixels taller than the PSP's 272 pixels. At 160 pixels per inch, its screen is the most dense of any standalone portable gaming device. It's got up to 8 GIGABYTES of RAM (compared to the PSP's 32 MEGABYTES). It's got touchscreen controls. It has 802.11 b and g Wi-Fi capabilities (PSP has only b) and Bluetooth built in.

    Oh yeah, it's also a mobile phone, an internet browser and an iPod.

    The iPhone, announced earlier today during Apple's MacWorld keynote speech, is a whole lotta things. Most people are going to buy it because it's an amazing mobile phone combined with an iPod. But there are a lot of reasons why it could become a force among gamers.

    First of all, its mere specifications make it better than any standalone mobile gaming system. Although the screen is not physically as large as the PSP (the iPhone's screen is only 3.5 inches, compared to 4.3 inches for the PSP), it meets the PSP in pixel width and exceeds the PSP in pixel height -- the PSP's pixels are simply larger and, as a result, coarser.

    The iPhone is half as thin (0.46 inches vs. the PSP's 0.9 inches) and half as heavy (135 grams vs. the PSP's 280 grams). Held horizontally, it is a third less in width (4.5 inches vs. PSP's 6.7 inches) and a half-inch less in height (2.4 inches vs. PSP's 2.9 inches).

    There's just one problem: no games.

    The gaming market for the Macintosh dried up when the computer's 10th operating system OS X arrived in 2000. But the iPhone is exactly the catalyst that could turn things around for gaming on the Mac.

    The iPhone shows great potential in this area. It has Google Maps and the Opera browser built in. It has "push" email, provided by Yahoo, which gives it email capabilities similar to that on a Blackberry. It is able to run Apple's Dashboard widgets, which should at least allow for simple games when it is available in June. Everything else is a big question mark: How much RAM is there? What is the graphics card? Is there stereo Bluetooth support? Will third-party Dashboard widgets work? Is there going to be a Software Development Kit to allow high-end game makers access to the device?

    Perhaps few people will even care. With the Nintendo DS and PSP slugging it out on the high end and LG, Samsung, Nokia and other cellphone makers battling each other in that arena, maybe no one will take a second look at gaming on an iPhone.

    But the sheer combination of all those different technologies sure is intriguing, isn't it?


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    NEWs From CES 3: Did You Hear That?

    posted @ 1/09/2007 08:20:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    I did, and dude it sounded AWESOME. I've just come from the Klipsch booth and I have to say the home theater setup I played with may be one of the sweetest little things I've seen yet. [today that is, ;)]

    This right here is sleek as hell and has more response than it should. The sound is like you would expect from Klipsch, clear, sweet, and with enough boom to fill up your room. This is really surprising given the fact that the setup is a 2.1 system. The one thing I have learned from all the audio that I have been listening to is that 5.1 can be overrated. Bear with me now. I always thought that 5.1 or even 7.1 was the holy grail of home theater setups. I want to be bombarded with a wall of sound, a wall so dense that when I talk trash to the poser that my player character is currently tbaggin' and can almost feel his pain. Taste my nutz you bastid!

    Sorry, that wasn't called for. I shall move on.

    I hit the show floor this morning with a plan: to dive into home audio and not come up for air until I hit some speakers solution that didn't kill my wallet but might lead to my becoming deaf. And while the best "blow your ass out of the water" setup comes from a company called Earthquake [they started in car audio] it unfortunately was a bit more the type of product that would appear in some rap dudes place on MTV Cribs and not in my tiny little apartment in VA. No, the better options that I found come from Klipsch and possibly a company called Paradigm. I only a small preview at the Cinema 5.1 home theater in a box from Paradigm so I can't speak on just how bad it is, but the Klipsch set I did play with on the floor and I can tell you honestly: It doesn't suck.

    Now, it ain't cheap [coming in at $1299] but if you already dropped a grand on gaming systems you might as well get an easy to configure, booming bass havin', sleek looking, small footprint using system from Klipsch. It by far has the richest sounding 2.1 speaker setup that I have seen. Oh yeah, if you know what it means, the subwoofer is class D and fires downward.

    Drool rags at the ready.

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    I Don't Think That's What That Strap is For

    posted @ 1/09/2007 04:59:00 PM by Douceswild
    We’re almost one full month into 2007 or “20-O-Savage” as some have been calling it. You know what that means, don’t you? New game reviews from gaming-guru Ninjasistah, new anime and manga reviews courtesy of our very own animanga-mamas MagicMysticGrl and Pandalicious, ever-so-much-more news from Evermore, and internet jewels that are so wild that not even the wild one himself, Douceswild (yours truly), can keep them tamed and well-groomed.

    There’s no doubt about it that gaming has been taken to the next level. It’s interactive and addictive but it doesn’t help with the decision that gamers have had to make ever since Frogger tried crossing the road, “Replay or Relationship?”. Do you try to complete Act 1 of Gears of War for the tenth time or do you spend time with your significant other who has been clearly giving you signs of frustration with your constant gaming?

    Let’s look at things from the opposite point of view. How do you get him or her to put that controller down and spend a little “quality time” with you? You’ve tried skimpy outfits and even no outfits at all, but it doesn’t seem to work. No matter how strong your advances are they’d rather zerg a ZG instance than zerg the bedroom. I’ll be the first to admit that when I’m surrounded by elite half dragon/half man creatures and I start swinging my axe and dropping bodies left and right, the last thing on my mind is hours (or minutes, depending on when my next raid starts) of mind-numbing hanky panky.

    It’s been said that one of the keys to a successful relationship is compromise. For my first jewel of 20-O-Savage, I bring to you proof of that being true. Share this one with a loved one. You won’t regret it.

    I got next game!




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    All is Fair in Love and Warcraft

    posted @ 1/09/2007 04:06:00 PM by Pandalicious
    If love was a battlefield it would be like Warsong Gulch

    In all seriousness, I pose a question to all the gamers out there. This pertains mostly to gamers who interact with other players for extended periods of time, people who become very good friends to us after this.

    Can one find love through a multiplayer role-playing game? Is it fathomable? Should it be something that those of us who never seem to be quite lucky in the game of love in the real world try? Games like World of Warcraft, and Diablo II could become as revolutionary for connecting people romantically as e-harmony.

    Many gamers create alternative lives in these games; they create a persona to interact in this fake but very much real world. It takes us by storm, and leads us through another story tailor made for our lives. So for a world of fantasy, of slaying dragons, and infiltrating enemy bases, why wouldn’t love be an option too? Would it be considered cheating to go into a world that wasn’t real, getting something different and yet liberating personal contact to some extent? Many are on the fence about this topic but it is something that any and all run into in their online lives.

    The teeny boppers who haven’t gone through much of the search for love via trial and error who are new to the road of puberty, college kids who are just out to enjoy something that doesn’t involve constant stress and writing, older adults who just didn’t have luck... thinking of these groups of people I began to wonder if it was because of the game or the complexes that all people develop while online. Some argue that it isn’t the game but the environment it creates [one where people can come to know each other] that fosters these cybermances. It is kind of like a chat room or forum that is locked within strategic plans to take out opposing forces and obtaining sweet loot.

    So what does Pandalicious think about it?

    Q. Is it possible to find love through games like World of Warcraft?
    A. Yes I do this it is possible. I have seen it with my own eyes.

    Q. Does it seem far-fetched?
    A. I don’t think so. In all truth you come to know a person, or rather you get an essence of person through their thoughts, which are usually written out. I don’t know about the next person but I have been truthful about any and all things I’ve said while playing on my WoW server outside of my accurate location, my social security number and my sexual history.

    Q. Has Pandalicious ever thought she found love online?
    A. Yes many of times. I think it is apart of this generations, "Things I feel I have to do because everyone else is doing it..." list.

    What do you guys [our readers] think? Did you ever have one of these encounters? If so would you tell us about it? I’m very much interested in this and plan to look into this further.

    I’m Pandalicious and I'm Out.


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    NEWs From CES 2: Attack of the Tradeshow

    posted @ 1/09/2007 03:51:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    Ok, I've pulled myself back from the brink of drunkitude once again to bring you the highlights of my day on the CES trade show floor, and by far I have to tell you Razer really got my attention today folks.

    To be fair, it was a split between Razer and the Frag Dolls... but I only got a few seconds with the dolls and about an hour with Razer so they "won" the competition.

    In case you didn't know, Razer does high end gaming peripherals... and I do mean high end. Everything I saw today had the best response times, well thought out components and features that a gamer could want or need. The Tarantula keyboard has extra banks of keys on both the left and right side [L1-L5 and R1-R5] that you the user can program all yer favorite macros into. You can play with the delay so that you space effects out over a second or fraction there of. No longer must you search or hunt for your shaman's totems... program em' and be done with it, because it's game time!

    The most impressive thing that I saw today actually wasn't functioning. Razer has been hard at work on a new speaker system that [once you have a unit not missing the power cable] may damn near eliminate the speaker sound bounce problem without sacrificing look or audio quality. The Mako speaker system may just be a dynamo in pimps clothing if it actually provides the kind of audio quality that Razer president Robert Krakoff seemed genuinely sad not to be able to show me. The satellites [I use the term loosely because I have nothing else that I can call them for now] feature downward firing sound to a circular opening and plate. Sound flows out in 360 degrees so you don't have to. No more pointing speakers directly at yourself, the sound will fill up around you making games sound a little more real and intense. Hopefully I can swing by Razer's booth again tomorrow to actually test them out because I may need me some new speakers!

    The last thing that I looked at from Razer today was their new 1800dpi infrared mouse. This thing looks and feels the balls. I should have one in for review shortly, so I'll hold off my final verdict until I've put the thing through it's paces... but the silicone/rubbery membrane type texture of mouse "buttons" alone made me want to get all freaky deaky on some PC games... and y'all know how I don't do that.

    All in all my time with Razer today made me realize that they aren't bullshitting when they say "by gamers. for gamers." And for that reason alone they will always get my full attention from now on.

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    Do You Do That VooDoo? Do You?

    posted @ 1/08/2007 02:36:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    I'm sorry, I'm still recovering from last night and I'm not as witty as I usually am. Suck it up, I have things to share with you.

    I'm rolling around Pepcom last night, doing that "intimate one-on-one thing" to learn more about the new tech that we all should desperately crave with all our souls and the things that are so "meh," and I come across a booth for VooDoo. VooDoo makes custom gaming rigs for the people. And when I say custom, I mean custom. Not just paint jobs, not just graphic cards, I'm talking taking your designs, bending metal to your will, pre-installing or not installing software you want... a primo box indeed.

    Personally I had been avoiding VooDoo because they only deal with Windows OS machines and as you know I don't game on PC's [I'm a console kinda gal] but after what I saw from VooDoo [and Alienware which will come next] I'm changing my mind. The VooDoo "laptop" I was looking at came in a 20 inch configuration with a custom candy paint job. Yeah, you read that right, 20 inches bitches... I told you they were kinda changing my mind on the gaming+pc front, you should have known it would have to be something big in order to get me to flip the script so quickly on that stance. Dual NVIDIA graphics cards in SLI also didn't hurt the case for thinking about getting one of these boxes. You can click this link here to see what all you get for the box that I priced above... and that's without the custom ESH art that I want on the thing.

    Then I went and talked to the Alienware dudes, and the box they showed me really pushed me down the "dammit I need to get one of these boxes asap" road. Hot swappable hard drives, a case texture that can only be likened to the "Bat Suit" dual graphics cards, and built in TV tuner kinda makes my heart go pitter pat.

    But don't take my word on it, there is more to come folks.

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    New Podcast Episode

    posted @ 1/08/2007 04:17:00 AM by Ninjasistah
    Well, it being Monday and all it's time for a new episode of the Electric Sista Hood podcast. This post comes to you live after a few parties at the CES, so please forgive da typos. I'm tired and I no longer believe in spell check.

    In this episode of the podcast we talk about forming a manga group and the best naming policies, reasons why kids shouldn't listen to our podcast, the difference between movie remakes and prequels, the Columbine Massacre RPG game [and the surrounding hub bub] and finally which is better: lesbianism or beastiality. Yes, we cover a bit of everything in this here episode... so you better just give it a listen.


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    NEWs From CES

    posted @ 1/07/2007 03:01:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    Ok, first day in, and I have stuff to share people. Get your wallets ready, find all the people that owe you money because you're going to need to start saving now if you want to build that bomb ass entertainment rig soon.

    I write this after leaving the Philips press conference and I have to say I was impressed. Not just because they announced larger ambiLight LCD TV's, [57 inchers on the way y'all] but because of the new ambiSound slimline bar format surround sound solution and the amBX game immersion solution, and it looks sweet.

    The focus for today as I have yet to have my one on one with the Philips folks will be the amBX device. Available "soonish" amBX is a sight, sound, and feel peripheral that you can attach to your PC to take your gaming to the next level. amBX is a peripheral system that consists of the standard speakers and subwoofers that we've all come to know and love, but it then takes a step forward by including fans that can [and will] blow air at the users depending on conditions in the game. Concussion bomb goes off, you feel a heavy breeze blow at you and feel like you should duck in order to avoid virtual debris. Sneaking up on a door that might lead outside? A soft breeze might blow gently in your direction to indicate air on the other side of the door. amBX also includes a rumble wrist band that the user wears and rumble feature, and booming bass with little to no distortion.

    What I find most interesting about amBX is that it currently only works with PC gaming with games that have been coded to send the system the proper cues to rumble/blow you... [Hehe, I said it's going to blow you] but the rep that I spoke with after the conference was quick to correct my question and stress that it "currently" works with PC gaming setups. So does that mean that Philips amBX may be the way you get rumble features [and them some] back on the PS3 in the future?

    Stay tuned!

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    HD DVD XB360 A BetaMax?

    posted @ 1/05/2007 04:05:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    I didn't say it first though, the guys at MS did... in and interview with Ben Kuchera over at arsTechnica. I'm not kidding. After reading the piece that Mr. Kuchera did on the double sided interview with the MS goblins I gotta say, Kuchera's got balls.

    Personally, I think that making a 360 box with a built in HDMI port is a good idea. Such a good idea in fact that I think that they should have done it from the launch of the damn thing. What's going to happen when this new box hits the shelves and all of us fine folk who bought systems before they got their proper port allotment? Are we going to get a make good? Is this part of the reason why MS upped the warranty for the XB360? Am I going to get to call customer service and get my 360 "fixed" and be sent a replacement box? Huh, MS? You gonna hook a sistah up or what? I need to know.

    Jokes aside, it was nice to see that after another heads up comparison of the 360 and the PS3 what I've been saying for a while is turning out to be true: PS3 isn't going to blow anything out of the water just yet. Between the scaling issues, the games division losing something close to 1.4 billion [that's billion, with a "B"] that we may have not been off our nut when we said Sony might be in some trouble.

    I like being right. Damn it feels good to be a ninja!

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    We's Goin'!

    posted @ 1/04/2007 11:35:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    I know the posting from me has been a little lax of late. I've been doing that nasty "day job" thing in order to pay off the AMEX that I put my Wii and PS3 bundles on, but I'm back y'all... just in time to head off to CES!

    As I type this, I prepare my luggage for it's inaugural "covering [insert event name here] for ESH" trip. Yes, my journey to Las Vegas will be my first actual outing covering an event for ESH. Be on the lookout starting next Monday for tidbits, news breaks, and all around cool ass stuff coming from me and Evermore next week.

    For those of you not in the know CES is the Consumer Electronics Show. It's the tradeshow that all the big boys, runts, and "tall for their age" electronics manufacturers descend upon in order to reveal their new products for the regular consumer at. Yes, CES can be the show that starts the buzz that becomes hype and then consumer demand that requires manufacturers supply. CES is the real consumermas... and we'll be there!

    I'm hoping to see some bomb ass gaming computers, home theater setups, gaming peripherals, A/V racks, all the things you need to assemble the most awesome, badass, mega, uber, colossal entertainment center this side of Skywalker Ranch. Yeah, you heard me. I'm also looking forward to visiting the video games section of the show. Sony, Blizzard, Aspyr, and Microsoft are going to be there, so I'm hoping that I can bend them to the will of hooking a sistah up so she, in turn, may hook you up. Social networking at it's purest form baby!

    So what are you guys interested in seeing or hearing about? Hit us up, and let me know... I'll try to get around to it while I'm in Vegas. MMMMM, nearly free trip to Vegas... [salvates Homer Simpson style]


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    Cleopatra 2525

    posted @ 1/03/2007 12:21:00 AM by MagicMystic
    As of late I have been getting into watching cancelled tv shows. Some of them are great and I can't imagine why they were cancelled, but some of them, as could be expected, are terrible.

    In my opinion, the jury is still out on how good, or bad, Cleopatra 2525 is. I can tell why it was cancelled, but a few changes to a bumpy first season is commonplace. The first season of most every sci-fi show I've watched (and that's more than I care to admit) is awful and needs a whole lotta fine tuning. Maybe I'm just too softhearted to give up on any series, no matter how terrble it is, but I think Cleopatra 2525 could have been great, given time. How much time.. Well, that we'll never know.

    Cleopatra 2525 ran for a short 2 seasons back in 2000 and 2001 for a total of 28 episodes. I think one of the major downfalls of the show was the runtime of only a half hour for each episode. They didn't even get past episode 5 without needing to add "To Be Continued..." to get the whole story told. The episodes all felt rushed and character development was minimal. Just expanding the episodes to an hour would have done wonders for the show.

    Cleopatra 2525 has a host of recycled cast and crew from other sci-fi shows. Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert created this series right after Hercules: The Legendary Journeys ended, and it has the same low budget tongue in cheek feel to it that the Hercules, Xena and Young Hercules shows all shared. Some actors that the avid sci-fi watcher would recognize are Gina Torres from Firefly (she guest starred on Hercules), Victoria Pratt from Mutant X (a similarly short lived show, guest starred on Xena), Jennifer Sky and Danielle Cormack (both had recurring roles on Xena) and even Kevin Sorbo's body double Patrick Kake and Strife AKA Joel Tobek. Now, I know everyone remembers Strife. He was the irritating one that always hung out with Aries and Discord looking like a bad Edward Scissorhands impersonator, until of course he was killed by Callisto. So Joel's career has gone from Johnny Depp wannabe to a Gacy/ICP/Circus World kickback. Magicmysticgrl = Huge Hercules and Xena nerd. I'm still sad that the actor who played Aries died. ::Moment of silence for Kevin Smith.. No the OTHER Kevin Smith::

    The short and stupid of the story is that Cleopatra (her stage name) an exotic dancer went in for a standard boob job in 2001. They put her under with anestetics but couldn't wake her back up, so they cryogenically froze her. She slept for the next 524 years until woken up by Sarge and Hel, two freedom fighters native to the year 2525. Predictably, much has changed in the last 5 centuries, aliens called Baileys attacked the Earth and humanity was driven underground to a huge network of levels and corridors. The Baileys rule the surface and mutants rule the lowest levels. Betrayer robots sent by the Baileys have infiltrated the underground. Hel and Sarge are trying to take back the surface with the help of a mysterious Voice that Hel can hear through a transmitter implanted in her ear.

    All of the amateur Let's-Make-A-Show-About-The-Future mistakes were made in this series, but I'm fairly sure it was deliberate. Just like the bastardization of Greek and Roman history was deliberate in Hercules. (I'm a fan of the actual history of Greece and Rome, so I'm allowed to disparage the show.) The costumes are visually pleasing, if not realistic, made out of metal bits and glowy things and pleather in all sorts of bright colors. The sets are cheap and shake when actors brush by them, but do their job well enough. The acting is hammy and very rarely syncs up with the effects properly. But.. It's got a catchy theme song, what else does a show need. ::Starts Singing:: "In the year 2525, there are women with the will to survive.." It's a remix of an old Zager and Evans hit "In the year 2525."


    All in all the quality of this show is fairly awful, but the enjoyment factor is great. For myself I enjoy Cleopatra 2525 as a 4/5 but as for recommending it to others, I'd give it a 3 and consider myself generous. It's just not a show that a great many people will appreciate. You can't be critical and watch shows like this, you just have to sit back and pretend you can't see the guy behind the curtain, just concentrate on the Wizard. It's all a test of your imagination, of how well you can or can't fill in the gaps. If you can still enjoy a movie/tv show without it having a billion dollar budget I think you'll enjoy this show. So, we've got a shiny metal MM, a red pleather MM and a glowy yellow MM.

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    2007's Most Wanted

    posted @ 1/02/2007 11:24:00 AM by Douceswild
    It’s a new year people! Resolutions have been made (and probably broken already). As far as the gaming industry is concerned, there will definitely be new and exciting things coming our way. What are you looking forward to the most?

    I’m sure a lot of people would name Halo 3 the most anticipated game of 2007. I’ve had mine reserved for the past month and will be standing outside of Gamestop if they have another midnight release. Even though I’m excited about that title, and can’t wait to put Master Chief back into the fight for mankind’s survival, it’s not at the top of my list.

    One of the games of 2007 that has me sitting at the edge of my seat is Mass Effect for the Xbox 360. It’s an action rpg from the developers of Jade Empire and Knights of the Old Republic, both of which are awesome games. In both "JE" and "KOTOR", as they’re called, a lot of the plot twists and the outcome of the game depend on the choices you make. Your decisions may also effect the way your party members feel about you and whether they choose to join you at all. The same concepts have been added into Mass Effect and amped up a bit. All of this plus unbelievable graphics is enough to make my mouth water.

    This year will undoubtedly bring new and exciting releases for all systems. What titles have you running to your local game store to place on reserve status? I’ll get the ball rolling since most of you are still probably recovering for your New Year’s celebration.

    (Some of the these titles are coming out on multiple systems but I’ve listed the system I plan on playing them on.)

    Mass Effect – Xbox 360
    Assassin’s Creed – Xbox 360
    World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade - PC
    Tabula Rasa – PC
    Halo 3 – Xbox 360
    Wii Play – Nintendo Wii
    Crackdown – Xbox 360
    Rogue Galaxy – PS2

    There’s plenty more but I’ll stop here because I have to go look for a second job to pay for the rest of the stuff that’s going to come out this year. I’ll turn the keyboard over to you. What’s your 2007’s Most Wanted?


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    Can You Hear Me Now?

    posted @ 1/01/2007 11:23:00 PM by evermore
    Now you can. Although Verizon has nothing to do with this post, it's appropriate to use the Can You Hear Me Now guy. You see, we have gotten a new tool to help our podcasts sound better. You can hear it in action in our newest podcast (Episode 33) and in a podcast from mid-November (Episode 26).

    The technical stuff: Since our podcasters (usually NinJaSistah, Pandalicious and MagicMysticGrl) are in different locations, they use Skype to connect with one another. This results in a problem with volume that can't easily be solved. Typically, Pandalicious is too hot and NinJaSistah is too light. Now hotness and lightness wouldn't normally be a problem with beautiful, young girls, but it's a real problem in audio production.

    Since we don't have the voices on separate feeds, there's been no easy way to adjust the volume -- until now. A great little free, open source program called Levelator fixes the audio problems, bringing Pandlicious down and NinJaSistah up. We appreciate the hard work of GigaVox Media, who created this great program.

    If you haven't listened to Episode 26 because of NinJaSistah's light sound levels, we urge you to try it again. We think you'll like what you hear.


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    New Year, New Podcast

    posted @ 1/01/2007 10:49:00 PM by Ninjasistah
    In the year of our Bob two thousand and seven, ESH is proud to gift upon the world a new podcast episode

    The first of it's kind this year. Kneel before Zod the awesomeness that is Electric Sista Hood!

    All bombast aside, the ladies talk mostly about themselves in this episode... how they got into gaming, anime, manga, Trek, you name it! [That means there are tangents, enjoy em'] And since it's the only first podcast of the new year you are going to get from ESH we figured since you guys and gals always want to know more about us, we'd tell ya. You wanted to know more about the ladies of the sistahood, and so now you do, er, can, um, I mean, will?

    Oh just listen to the episode and get to know our sticky balls. [It will make more sense once you listen to the episode]

    Other than that, may your frags be bountiful, your life meter never empty, and your lag be nil.


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